European Football Thread

[Arjen Robben]

I would just like to reiterate that Messi is the greatest footballer there's ever been.

[Rich]

9 hours ago, Arjen Robben said:

I would just like to reiterate that Messi is the greatest footballer there's ever been.

...Rainy Tuesday night in Stoke?...

[FestiveJack]

He's no Jesse Lingard

[Baddar]

Bayern v Dortmund is on BT today at 5.30pm. Potential title decider! 

[Lineker]

 

[Arjen Robben]

Hahahaha

[FLiam]

Trying to be far too cocky there. Fairly sure he was going to flick it on to his other boot.

Either that, or he’s just really shit.

[Lineker]

A little bit from column A; a little bit from column B.

[Matt]

I saw that in the pub last night and it took me a good 4 or 5 replays to realise it wasn't a great save from the defender. 

[Baddar]

I will never understand that miss.

Until he's investigated for match fixing anyway. 

[Gazz]

Why even attempt to touch it? Even if you score, you've basically just stolen someone else's goal.

[DavidMarrio]

2 hours ago, Gazz said:

Why even attempt to touch it? Even if you score, you've basically just stolen someone else's goal.

He was looking to get a distinction in the David Nugent school of shithousing

[MDK]

3 hours ago, Gazz said:

Why even attempt to touch it? Even if you score, you've basically just stolen someone else's goal.

Goal bonus

[Lineker]

Eight game ban for Diego Costa for abusing a ref.

[MDK]

 

[Liam]

On 11/04/2019 at 18:53, Lineker said:

Eight game ban for Diego Costa for abusing a ref.

What did he apparently say in the end?

[MDK]

Just now, Liam said:

What did he apparently say in the end?

"Shit on your whore mother" or something to that effect.

[lanky316]

No, no, no he was apparently calling his own mother a whore. Just a big misunderstanding is all it was. 

[Gazz]

19 hours ago, MDK said:

 

All their families are moving house to within one hour of Manchester this summer.

[Adam]

Atalanta set a new record for most shots in a game with 47...but somehow drew 0-0.