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Okay, guys, I need a catchphrase or a nickname for my new e-fed character, Johnny Harrison.

Here's his info:

WRESTLER INFORMATION

Real Name: Jason Cothren

Hometown: Los Angeles

Birthday: December 29, 1983

Weight: 186lbs

Height: 5'11"

Theme Music: "Let's Go Crazy" by The Refused

Alignment: Heel

Personality: Johnny is best described as your typical 80's Punk/Hardcore music fan - He's nasty, unkempt, and really doesn't care about much more than his two passions; Music and wrestling.

Biography: Johnny grew up in the dingier part of Los Angeles, where most of the poor families lived. At the age of 15 he ran away from home and found shelter in an abandoned shack, with some other run-aways. In order to try and get some income, Johnny began to do various odd jobs for whoever came to him, including (but not always) illegal jobs like dealing drugs and firearms to the many gangs of LA. On his 17th birthday, with the money he had accumulated from these various odd jobs, Johnny left the old shack that he had called home for years and set out to find real work. Walking along the streets of LA one day, he saw wrestling on television in a shop that sold TVs and instantly fell in love with the sport. He was trained by a local Los Angeles wrestler named El Blanco, or "The White".

Previous Employers: TWA, SAWF

Major Accomplishments: N/A

PHYSICAL INFORMATION

Build: Johnny is small and well-toned, albeit not overly muscly from the various oddjobs he's done.

Skin Tone: Tanned Caucasian

Eye Color: Murky Brown

Hair: He has an unkempt, dirty blonde mop of hair that usually goes uncombed and hangs down into his face, reaching as far as the tip of his nose.

Facial: Black fuzz from ear to ear, he usually has bags under his eyes and looks as though he hasn't showered in quite some time.

Upper Body: His upper body is smooth and void of any kind of hair - whether it be on his arms or his stomach, save for a small patch of hair around his navel. He has a tattoo resembling hardcore icon and former Black Flag frontman Henry Rollins on the upper-center of his chest, between his nipples. .

Lower Body:A thin layer of black hair covers his legs and thighs, stopping at the ankles. There is a small scar from a knife wound on his foot and another just below the knee.

RING ATTIRE

Wrestling Attire: Johnny usually sports of a pair of old, worn black pants that are a size or two too big for him, along with a self-made t-shirt sporting the cover art for Black Flag's "Damaged" CD. He wears dirty black wrestling boots and has black tape wrapped around his hands.

Entrance Attire:Johnny usually sports of a pair of old, worn black pants that are a size or two too big for him, along with a self-made t-shirt sporting the cover art for Black Flag's "Damaged" CD. He wears dirty black wrestling boots and has black tape wrapped around his hands.

Casual Attire: Johnny usually sports of a pair of old, worn black pants that are a size or two too big for him, along with a self-made t-shirt sporting the cover art for Black Flag's "Damaged" CD. He wears dirty black wrestling boots and has black tape wrapped around his hands.

That's right. All three of his attires are the exact same - can you blame him though? He only owns three self-made shirts, two pairs of pants, and a pair of dirty black wrestling boots!

OFFENSIVE INFORMATION

Wrestling Style: Western Spot Monkey/Hardcore

Favorite Moves:

- Hurricarana

- dive through the ropes

- assorted weapon shots

- springboard moonsault

- corkscrew moonsault

- springboard arm drag

- headscissors takedown

- enziguri

- springboard legdrop

- top rope legdrop

- splash/frog splash

- swinging neckbreaker

- flipping neckbreaker

Trademark Moves:

Social Disease: Standing Moonsault

Finishing Moves:

1) Anarchy Reigns - Shooting Star Legdrop

2) Conquer The World - Tilt-A-Whirl Crossface

(Yay for spot monkies :D )

Anyways, I need a nickname or a catchphrase for him. "Punk Rock Superstar" and "Your Punk Rock Idol" can be crossed off the list because The first one is just way generic and the second one is also lame.

Suggestions? Thanks :D

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Okay, guys, I need a catchphrase or a nickname for my new e-fed character, Johnny Harrison.

Here's his info:

WRESTLER INFORMATION

Real Name: Jason Cothren

Hometown: Los Angeles

Birthday: December 29, 1983

Weight: 186lbs

Height: 5'11"

Theme Music: "Let's Go Crazy" by The Refused

Alignment: Heel

Personality: Johnny is best described as your typical 80's Punk/Hardcore music fan - He's nasty, unkempt, and really doesn't care about much more than his two passions; Music and wrestling.

Biography: Johnny grew up in the dingier part of Los Angeles, where most of the poor families lived. At the age of 15 he ran away from home and found shelter in an abandoned shack, with some other run-aways. In order to try and get some income, Johnny began to do various odd jobs for whoever came to him, including (but not always) illegal jobs like dealing drugs and firearms to the many gangs of LA. On his 17th birthday, with the money he had accumulated from these various odd jobs, Johnny left the old shack that he had called home for years and set out to find real work. Walking along the streets of LA one day, he saw wrestling on television in a shop that sold TVs and instantly fell in love with the sport. He was trained by a local Los Angeles wrestler named El Blanco, or "The White".

Previous Employers: TWA, SAWF

Major Accomplishments: N/A

PHYSICAL INFORMATION

Build: Johnny is small and well-toned, albeit not overly muscly from the various oddjobs he's done.

Skin Tone: Tanned Caucasian

Eye Color: Murky Brown

Hair: He has an unkempt, dirty blonde mop of hair that usually goes uncombed and hangs down into his face, reaching as far as the tip of his nose.

Facial: Black fuzz from ear to ear, he usually has bags under his eyes and looks as though he hasn't showered in quite some time.

Upper Body: His upper body is smooth and void of any kind of hair - whether it be on his arms or his stomach, save for a small patch of hair around his navel. He has a tattoo resembling hardcore icon and former Black Flag frontman Henry Rollins on the upper-center of his chest, between his nipples. .

Lower Body:A thin layer of black hair covers his legs and thighs, stopping at the ankles. There is a small scar from a knife wound on his foot and another just below the knee.

RING ATTIRE

Wrestling Attire: Johnny usually sports of a pair of old, worn black pants that are a size or two too big for him, along with a self-made t-shirt sporting the cover art for Black Flag's "Damaged" CD. He wears dirty black wrestling boots and has black tape wrapped around his hands.

Entrance Attire:Johnny usually sports of a pair of old, worn black pants that are a size or two too big for him, along with a self-made t-shirt sporting the cover art for Black Flag's "Damaged" CD. He wears dirty black wrestling boots and has black tape wrapped around his hands.

Casual Attire: Johnny usually sports of a pair of old, worn black pants that are a size or two too big for him, along with a self-made t-shirt sporting the cover art for Black Flag's "Damaged" CD. He wears dirty black wrestling boots and has black tape wrapped around his hands.

That's right. All three of his attires are the exact same - can you blame him though? He only owns three self-made shirts, two pairs of pants, and a pair of dirty black wrestling boots!

OFFENSIVE INFORMATION

Wrestling Style: Western Spot Monkey/Hardcore

Favorite Moves:

- Hurricarana

- dive through the ropes

- assorted weapon shots

- springboard moonsault

- corkscrew moonsault

- springboard arm drag

- headscissors takedown

- enziguri

- springboard legdrop

- top rope legdrop

- splash/frog splash

- swinging neckbreaker

- flipping neckbreaker

Trademark Moves:

Social Disease: Standing Moonsault

Finishing Moves:

1) Anarchy Reigns - Shooting Star Legdrop

2) Conquer The World - Tilt-A-Whirl Crossface

(Yay for spot monkies :D )

Anyways, I need a nickname or a catchphrase for him. "Punk Rock Superstar" and "Your Punk Rock Idol" can be crossed off the list because The first one is just way generic and the second one is also lame.

Suggestions? Thanks :D

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perhaps the Homeless Icon, the Anarchist or my personal favorite, the Willing bleeder. ( I know all three suck, but thats the best i could come up with :ohwell:)

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You could call him the "Urban Guerilla" or "Urban Savage" Johnny Harrison. Both of those are songs from the punk bands Chaos UK and Reagan Youth respectively. Other suggestions range from the "One Man Riot", "The Bottom Feeder", "Agnostic Superstar", and "Mr. D.I.Y." (DIY means Do it yourself, an old punk slogan). The last few nicknames I just kind of threw together, so take them for a grain of salt if you wish.

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No offense Doc but what do wiggers/'wiggas' have to do with punk music? :blink: Same goes for the Hippie thing...

I went with Puke's "One Man Riot" suggestion anyway btw ;)

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