Premier League 2016/17

[Lineker]

Paul Gascoigne is to stand trial accused of making a racist joke at a comedy show. The former England international pleaded not guilty to a racially aggravated offence when he appeared before Dudley magistrates court on Wednesday morning.

[Benji]

I think the real crime here is that someone paid £385 to hear stories from that drunken lout.

[Lineker]

MPH is staying on as the Hull manager.

[Baddar]

Had to read that twice to understand what you were getting at.

[Colly]

It's Brucey's nickname because he's ruddy rapid.

[DavidMarrio]

 

[EddieG]

Is that what he's been up to since he left here?

[brenchill]

Claude Puel is the new Southampton manager. He's signed a three-year deal.

[Lineker]

It was announced in the most tosser-ish way possible.

[Lineker]

Rupert Murdoch just bought talkSport.

[Gazz]

Claude Puel looks like Paul Kaye's dad.

[FestiveJack]

3 hours ago, Lineker said:

Rupert Murdoch just bought talkSport.

Coming soon to a Sky deal near you: Sky Sports Radio.

[DavidMarrio]

Even more reason to dislike talksport!!!

[Lineker]

Ryan Giggs has reached a settlement to leave Man Utd.

[Baddar]

Jose's first press conference as United manager is at 11am today. Just thought I'd give you a heads up @Mad Jack, I'm sure you won't want to miss it!

[FestiveJack]

Presumably in a further effort to de-Unitedfy United he'll announce a new link with some random ass Dutch team that all our young players can go play for. Rashford for Eredivisie top scorer this season? 

[unitedツ]

We did used to send players to Royal Antwerp, so at least it would be a step up.  I wonder which journalist will ask what his new nickname will be. Guarantee it will be the first question. 

[Nerf]

The boring one?

[Rich]

3 minutes ago, Nerf said:

The boring one?

Bingo!

[Benji]

1 hour ago, unitedツ said:

We did used to send players to Royal Antwerp, so at least it would be a step up.  I wonder which journalist will ask what his new nickname will be. Guarantee it will be the first question. 

7 minutes ago, Nerf said:

The boring one?

Not sure if referring to which journalist or what his name will be