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Try some Wu-Tang or MF Doom. "Shadowboxin" by GZA and Method Man is one of my favorite songs, try that.

Chalk me up as an avid reader. I'm interested to see where the Saturn/Jessica thing goes, and i'm still admittedly clueless as to who the backers are. I have a possible idea but nothing too strong. Keep up the great work man.

I'm intrigued by this, i'll see what happens. I especially like the use of photoshopped graphics, it gives the whole diary a nice feel.

MIDAMERICANWRESTLING.com

MAW PRESENTS "COLD SPELL" ON DECEMBER 18TH!

"To Hell and Back" (available at smartmarkvideo.com now!) was a show that nobody in attendance will soon forget. Between two hard-hitting tag matches, great junior heavyweights action, a vicious brawl between two enemies, and of course, the most violent match in MAW history, the inaugural To Hell and Back match, everybody was left craving more. On December 19th, MAW will hope to find a cure to the winter's Cold Spell with a great show, which includes:

That's Friday night, December 18th at 7:00 p.m. sharp at The Sports Connection on the corner of 13th & Manitoba (1 block north of Oklahoma Ave) in the south side of Milwaukee! All tickets are only $15 dollars!!! Full bar! Drink Specials! Tickets are available at the door, by emailling midamwrestling@webtv.net, or by leaving a message at 414-555-3941!

MAW will be returning to the MAW Arena in January on the 22nd and in February on the 19th.

MAW – TO HELL AND BACK

November 26th

The MAW Arena

Milwaukee, WI

Attendance: 610

Show Notes: It was announced before the show that BJ Whitmer had previous commitments with Japan that he had forgotten about and was unable to attend the show. Danny Daniels, his opponent for the evening, was stuck into the Junior Heavyweight Open for the #1 Contendership to Vito Thomaselli’s MAW Junior Heavyweight Title.

Best of 3 Series – Match #1: Havana Pitbulls (0) vs. Southern Comfort(0)

This match gets underway even before all of the fans had made their way into the arena, with Rocky Romero starting out with Chris Hamrick. Romero dominates the earlier portion of this match, keeping Hamrick grounded by taking out his legs and keeping them down with various grapevines, single crabs, and a sharpshooter. Romero tags out to Reyes, who instead of going for Hamrick’s legs, tries to nearly kill Hamrick with stiff chops in the corner followed by a triad of back body drops, followed by a vicious back body driver for a two count. The Pitbulls then take turns kicking Hamrick in the stomach, back, and face until he coughs up blood. The brutality continues until Hamrick manages to sweep out Reyes’ legs and get a hot tag to Smothers, who cleans house and catches an unsuspecting Reyes with a school boy rollup and a three count to win the first of three.

Winners: Southern Comfort

Agitated, Romero grabs the microphone and begins screaming at Southern Comfort.

Romero: WHAT A FUCKING FLUKE! GOD DAMNIT, REF! DIDN’T YOU SEE HIM PULLING THE TIGHTS? HOW ABOUT YOU FOSSILS GET BACK IN HERE AND WRESTLE THE SECOND MATCH NOW, YOU WON’T GET AWAY THAT EASILY THIS TIME!

Smothers and Hamrick shrug and slide back in for the second match.

Best of 3 Series – Match #2: Havana Pitbulls (0) vs. Southern Comfort (1)

Hamrick is still feeling the effects of the beating he received earlier from Reyes and Romero, so Smothers started out with Reyes. This match was worlds different than the first, as Smothers forces Reyes to chain-wrestle, and the two put on a wrestling clinic until Smothers goes for an armdrag and instead is nearly knocked out of his boots with a stiff lariat. Reyes tags out to Romero who was waiting with brutal stomps to the face and side of Smothers. Smothers tries to mount a comeback with a sleeperhold, but Romero reverses it into a backdrop driver for the win.

Winners: Havana Pitbulls

Afterwards, Southern Comfort is headed backstage, but the Pitbulls run and attack them. The two teams brawl around the arena for a short while before disappearing backstage, still brawling.

Junior Heavyweight Invitational: Ken Anderson vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Matt Sydal vs. Brandon Thomaselli vs. Alex Shelley vs. Danny Daniels

This match was worked under Gauntlet rules, so Anderson and Dutt start alone in the ring. Anderson comes out firing early with vicious shots to Dutt’s torso and follows those up with a sick looking back body drop off the top for a two count. Anderson tries to follow that up with a superplex, but Dutt knocks him off the top and nails the Hindu Press to move on. Jimmy Jacobs is next, and he catches Dutt off guard early by nailing the Contra Code as soon as he gets into the ring and pulling on Dutt’s tights to secure a three count. Matt Sydal is next, and he starts off the match by going for a hurricarana, which Jacobs blocks into a bone-jarring piledriver. The two exchange a variety of suplexes for a few minutes, until Jacobs tries to nail Sydal with the Contra Code. Sydal caught him in mid-air and drops him on his head with a crashing reverse DDT to gain the victory. Danny Daniels is next, and he comes out from the crowd, surprising Sydal with a victory roll to pick up a quick advance. Alex Shelley comes out like a ball of fiery rage, proving to be no match for Daniels as he dominates their contest throughout with stiff shots and suplexes edged with smooth submissions. Daniels makes a last-ditch effort by trying to reverse a frankensteiner into a piledriver, but Shelley flips out and hit the Shellshock to move on. Brandon Thomaselli tries to capitalize on Shelley’s exhaustion, but he can not, as Shelley proves to be on a roll and makes quick work of Thomaselli with the Shellshock to win the Junior Heavyweight Invitational.

Winner: Alex Shelley

Grudge Match: Roderick Strong vs. Scorpio Sky

These two, as it is evident in this match, DESPISE each other and are willing to do anything it took to take their opponent out. The two start out by full-out NAILING each other with elbows, forearms, chops, and punches in the middle of the ring. Strong nails Sky with an extremely hard roaring elbow and Sky falls to the outside. They proceed to brawl all over the arena, using chairs, poles, sticks, whatever they could find. Sky sets up a stack of chairs and gives Strong a hurricarana off of a set of bleachers against the chairs. Sky tries to then give Strong a hurricarana off the bleachers through a table, but Strong reverses it and put Sky through the table with a huge powerbomb. The two manage to brawl all the way out into the parking lot, where the fans gather around as they trade shots in a parking space. Strong tries to give Sky a clothesline against a fence, but Sky moves out of the way and hits him in the head with a brick that is laying next to the fence and covers him for the three count.

Winner: Scorpio Sky

A bloody and battered Roderick Strong slowly moves his way back to the ring and climbs in, yanking a microphone from the ring announcer and speaking.

Strong: You know, I tried to be calm and collected about all of this bullshit that Scorpio Sky has put on me in the past month, but I’ve fucking had enough of this. He has to use a chair to beat me in the J-Cup, he has to use a fucking BRICK to beat me tonight. What the fuck is this? Why don’t you be a fucking man and step up and face me in the ring, Scorpio Sky? I’d like to see you do that next month, at Grand Slam USA, you and I in a traditional wrestling rules match. None of this outside brawling stuff that you had to beat me with before. These games are over.

Strong slams the microphone down and storms out.

MAW Junior Heavyweight Title: Vito Thomaselli © vs. Petey Williams

Petey Williams comes out first, and Vito’s music hits, but instead of Vito, however, Brandon Thomaselli comes out to the ring carrying a sheet of paper and a paper bag. He grabs the microphone and stands next to the ring.

Brandon Thomaselli: Laddiiiiieeeeees and Gentlemennnn, the following contest has a 30 minute time limit and is for the Mid American Wrestling Junior Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, from Canada, Pauly Willers!

Williams waits confused as the fans gave him a loud pop.

Brandon Thomaselli: And his opponent…hailing from Chicago, Illinois…he is a fifteen-time World Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Champion…a beautiful human being…the inaugural MAW Junior Heavyweight Champion…winner of the first-ever MAW Junior J-Cup…here he is…the person you all have been waiting to see…the MAW Junior Heavyweight Champion of the World…VITO…THOMASELLI!

The fans boo awkwardly as Vito comes out in an all black robe with the title around his waist. At this point, Williams has had enough, and runs out of the ring towards Vito. Vito ducks a clothesline, but Williams stops and hits him in the back of the head with a brutal clothesline. The two waste some time before entering the ring, where Petey gets the advantage early by keeping Thomaselli down with a variety of highflying moves. Petey tries to close it out about five minutes in with the Canadian Destroyer, but Thomaselli reverses it into a Kryptonite Krunch for a two count. Thomsaelli begins working on the mat, which is his specialty, but Williams has no trouble keeping up and the two chain-wrestle for a few minutes. Vito secures in a hammerlock on Petey, but Petey manages to worm out. Petey goes for a roaring elbow, but Vito ducks and whips him to the ropes. Vito ducks for a back drop, but Williams kicks him in the face and sends him into the corner. He sets up and runs at Vito, plants his feet on the 2nd rope, and then hops up with a brutal dropkick into Vito’s face, backlfips out, and catches Vito as he is falling with a snapping armdrag. Vito kips up quickly, and runs at Petey, hitting a tornado DDT. Williams flips onto his feet and the two have a standoff in the middle of the ring. They exchange slaps, and Williams hits the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Vito ducks, hits the other ropes, Vito goes for a Japanese armdrag but Petey lands on his feet and hits the ropes, leapfrogs over Vito, springboards off the next ropes and finally delivers with a springboard flying back elbow. The two lay exhausted on the mat as the fans pop for the high paced wrestling. Williams is up first, and he lifts Vito by the hair and hits him with a few elbows before lifting him up for a delayed vertical suplex. Vito slides out through the back and nails Petey with a head dropping reverse hurricarana to the crowd’s chagrin. Vito goes for a cover…”one….two…..thr” and Petey BARELY kicks out. Vito looks pissed, and he heads up top with Petey. Vito sits on the turnbuckle as he holds Petey standing on the 2nd turnbuckle. Vito tries to lift Petey up with a vertical suplex position, but Williams reverses it and throws Vito off! Vito flips and somehow manages to land on his feet, runs back up the ropes and nails Petey with a reverse hurricarana off the top. “One….two…three!” Vito wins the contest.

Winner: Vito Thomaselli

The two barely make it to their feet, and Vito extends a hand. Petey accepts, and the two shake hands in the ring as the crowd gives them a standing ovation.

Backstage, Colt Cabana is standing in front of a mirror, speaking to himself about something as he fastens the MAW Heavyweight Title belt around his waist. CM Punk and Austin Aries walk up to Colt and he begins to speak to them.

Cabana: You know guys, for my whole career I played on this little joke. I always had to be the funny guy while everyone else I associated with got all the glory and got all the gold. I took a step back and let Punk take the gold. Yeah, I’ve held some tag titles here and there, but nothing has ever been that great. Until now. Now I get to wear the gold of a real company, of MAW, a company where I’ve finally gained the respect of the fans and the respect of my fellow workers. And this is what it’s come down to. This belt means a lot to me, but what means even more to me is finally finishing off that punk B-Boy once and for all. I don’t like Team MAW at all, but I like B-Boy even less. And when it comes down to it, I’m willing to put my life on the line if it means that B-Boy loses his. I’ve spent way too much time beating around the bush with this little sack of shit, and tonight, it all ends. Let’s go.

To Hell and Back: Team MAW (B-Boy, Super Dragon, Homicide, Chris Hero, Corporal Robinson) vs. The Unified Saints (Colt Cabana, CM Punk, Brad Bradley, Ryan Boz, Austin Aries)

Team MAW comes out first to a huge ovation, and they are attacked in the aisle by the Unified Saints. The two teams brawl around in the aisle before finally spilling into the first cage. B-Boy and Colt Cabana brawl around the outside as the other eight men brawl in the cage. The festivities get crazy early off as Aries heads to the top of the cage and flies off with a plancha dive to everybody in the ring. B-Boy and Cabana spill into the second cage with the barbed wire ropes, and Cabana lunges at B-Boy, B-Boy moves, Cabana flies into the wire. B-Boy works over Cabana’s body with a strand of wire, working it into his forehead. Ryan Boz gets suplexed against the cage by Homicide and gets covered for a three count for the first elimination.

Eliminated: Ryan Boz

Brad Bradley climbs out of the cage and comes back with a chair, and he cleans house with all of Team MAW with vicious chairshots. He breaks the chair over Corporal Robinson’s head and covers him for the second elimination.

Eliminated: Corporal Robinson

B-Boy and Colt Cabana begin scaling the cage and make their way to the top. B-Boy tries to clothesline Cabana off of the cage, but Cabana ducks and pushes B-Boy off! B-Boy manages to catch himself on the other cage and climbs in, preventing a fall through the tables. B-Boy takes out Bradley, Punk, and Aries with a plancha off of the top. Chris Hero pulls a table into the cage and lays Brad Bradley across it as Super Dragon scales to the top of the cage. Dragon comes off and sends Bradley through the table with a HUGE double stomp! The fans are going wild as Bradley is eliminated with a three count.

Eliminated: Brad Bradley

Team MAW has gained the upper hand and are winning with four men to three currently. Colt Cabana climbs into the cage with everybody else and goes straight to B-Boy with a wicked chairshot. Colt goes for Hero, but Hero ducks and Colt nails Aries, who is rolled up by Homicide for yet another elimination!

Eliminated: Austin Aries

Cabana and Punk are the only ones left now, and Punk crawls backwards to the turnbuckle, where he pulls out a foreign object. Homicide and Dragon go after Punk, and when they grab him, he fires a fireball at both of them. They go down, and Cabana pins Dragon for the elimination.

Eliminated: Super Dragon

Cabana and Punk stand and face off with B-Boy, Homicide, and Hero. Cabana and Punk turn to leave the cage, and Cabana leaves, but Punk is grabbed by B-Boy and Hero goes and locks the cage door shut with a padlock! Cabana begins to scale the cage, but can’t get in fast enough as B-Boy begins waffling Punk with chair shots. Punk bleeds like old faithful and Cabana only manages to break up a pin attempt. Cabana puts on a pair of brass knuckles and takes out Homicide with a vicious punch. Punk distracts B-Boy and Hero in the corner and Cabana manages to sneak in a pin on Homicide for the elimination.

Eliminated: Homicide

B-Boy runs at Cabana and nails him with a shining wizard while he’s on his knees but only gets a two count before Punk breaks it up. Hero grabs Punk and the two of them begin trading shots. Hero nails Punk with an elbow and Punk hits the wall of the cage and falls through! Hero drags Punk into the second cage and immediately whips him into the wire. B-Boy and Cabana are in the opposite cage and Cabana begins climbing the cage with B-Boy following him. They make it to the top and begin trading punches on the scaffold 25 feet in the air! Cabana kicks B-Boy in the gut and stuffs his head between his legs, signaling for a powerbomb. Cabana pulls but can’t lift B-Boy up. B-Boy then BACKDROPS COLT CABANA 25 FEET OFF THE CAGE THROUGH A STACK OF TABLES! The fans go crazy as Cabana is eliminated in such a violent fashion.

Eliminated: Colt Cabana

In the other cage, Hero and Punk are nearly on their knees still hitting each other with brutal fists, chops, and elbows. Hero goes for a finishing lariat, but Punk ducks and hits him with a Storm Cradle Driver and a three count for the elimination.

Eliminated: Chris Hero

B-Boy drops down into the second cage as Punk slowly makes it to his feet. The two face off and exchange words before B-Boy slaps Punk in his blood-soaked face. Punk immediately pushes B-Boy, who flies back into the barbed wire. B-Boy makes it up, a bloody mess, and Punk charges at him and takes him down with a lariat. The two men lay in the ring as Colt Cabana slowly makes it up on the outside, bleeding and battered. Cabana sees Punk and B-Boy laying in the second cage and slides in. Cabana stands as Punk stands and Cabana begins screaming at Punk. Punk tries to say something to Colt, but instead Colt takes his head off with a vicious lariat and follows it up by dragging Punk to the second rope for a huge Colt 45. Cabana grabs his title belt and walks out as the fans boo him incredibly loudly. B-Boy stands and stares at Punk as he slowly makes it to his knees. B-Boy charges and hits the stiffest shining wizard in ages and covers Punk for the three.

WINNER: B-BOY

The fans give B-Boy a standing ovation as he lays in his own blood. He stands and helps Punk up, and they shake hands in the ring. MAW Director of Operations Jim Kennix comes down holding the MAW Heavyweight Title.

Kennix: Some of you may be wondering why I am holding the title. Well, even though it was not announced, this match was for the MAW Heavyweight Title. However, B-Boy did not need to know that it was for the title. He gives it his all either way every time he comes out here, and that is why I am proud to give him this title.

Kennix hands B-Boy the title as the fans cheer.

Kennix: It is also worth noting that because of his post-elimination interference, Colt Cabana has been suspended from MAW competition until further notice.

The fans cheer for this also. Kennix leaves and B-Boy stands in the ring posing with the title as the show ends.

MIDAMERICANWRESTLING.com: News & Headlines

BREAKING NEWS concerning the To Hell and Back matchup!

It has been brought to the attention of us here at Mid American Wrestling that Dan Maff broke his arm during a show with Ring of Honor over the weekend. We wish Maff a speedy recovery.

Maff was booked to be one of the members of Team MAW in the 5-on-5 To Hell and Back Match at our upcoming show. Team MAW has already decided on a replacement for Maff, and they sent us this e-mail.

MAW:

The injury to Maff doesn't phase our plans one bit. We plan ahead for these sorts of things, and we've already got our replacement's plane tickets booked. Our replacement is one of the stiffest, strongest, brutalest wrestlers there is. Our replacement is Super Dragon.

Unified Saints - we'll see you on the 26th.

MIDAMERICANWRESTLING.com: News & Headlines

MID AMERICAN WRESTLING PRESENTS "TO HELL AND BACK" ON NOVEMBER 26TH!

At "The Next Step", the world of MAW was torn apart, literally, by the two factions whom are currently at each others throats. The Unified Saints of CM Punk, Colt Cabana, Ryan Boz, Austin Aries and Brad Bradley and Team MAW of B-Boy, Dan Maff, Corporal Robinson, Chris Hero and Homicide would do anything right now to see the other team dead. They may not be able to kill each other, but they will be able to come damn close on November 26th at the MAW Arena. The lineup, including the revolutionary contest between these two factions, includes:

To Hell and Back: Team MAW vs. The Unified Saints

Two seperate rings, two seperate cages. A wooden platform between the two cages, and a 12 foot fall to a stack of tables. Elimination occurs by pinfall, submission, or a plummet to the tables. The last team standing wins.

Roderick Strong vs. Scorpio Sky

These two had an incredibly brutal match in the first round of the J-Cup, which Sky won, but Strong evened the score by attacking Sky prior to his 2nd Round match and left him ready to be pinned. Sky demanded this match and Strong happily accepted. These two are sure to tear each other apart.

MAW Junior Heavyweight Title: Vito Thomaselli © vs. Petey Williams

Petey Williams maintains that Thomaselli won this match on a fluke, and that he cheated to win, although he refuses to disclose how exactly he cheated. Vito says he's sick of hearing Petey talking about this everywhere he goes, so he's giving him one more shot to take what he believes is rightfully his.

Best of 3 Series: Havana Pittbulls vs. Southern Comfort

These two teams are currently partaking in a friendly rivalry over the Tag Titles, so we here at the MAW Offices decided to have a little fun and create a Best of 3 series to occur over the next two shows. The first two matches will be fought at To Hell and Back, and the final match, if necessary, will take place at the December show at Grand Slam USA.

Junior Heavyweight Invitational: Ken Anderson vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Matt Sydal vs. Alex Shelley vs. Brandon Thomaselli

As a way to keep the Junior Heavyweight Division alive, this match will crown the #1 Contender to face the winner of Williams/Thomaselli at the next show.

IWA: Mid-South Showcase: BJ Whitmer vs. Danny Daniels

IWA: Mid-South, as part of a cross-promotional effort with Mid American Wrestling, will be promotion this match under their sanction, which will be part of a current feud that these two wrestlers have going on, spilling into MAW.

That's November 26th, 2005 at the NEW home of MAW and the new MAW Arena, the King Community Center Gymnasium, located 1531 W. Vliet St. in the suburbs of Milwaukee, WI. Bell time is at 7:00 sharp. Front row tickets are as cheap as they'll ever get at $15, with second row at $12 and general admission at $10. The venue holds a comfortable 650, but that doesn't mean we can't sell out. Tickets are available at the door, emialing midam@midamericanwrestling.com, or by leaving a message at 414-555-3941.

1. CM Punk, New Jack, NOSAWA, Spanky, Shane Douglas, Air Paris, and Quiet Storm would never work XPW... ever... or again, as the case may be. Anyone who is a major part of RoH should NEVER work XPW, unless the unlikely case that they never plan to work RoH again, because, 'Once you go Black, you never go back.' Same applies for CZW

Yeah, i'm really hooked on this diary and can't wait to see where it goes.

Yeah, i'm liking the prospects of this diary as well. "What if..." scenarios are always cool as long as they aren't too overbooked or overdone. Keep up the good work.

I'm really interested in this, as I've always been a mark for non-WWE/WCW diaries, especially ones with the classic wrestling tone. I cannot wait to see where this is going. Great work so far.

MAW – THE NEXT STEP

10-30-04

The New MAW Arena

Milwaukee, WI

Attendance: 435

J-Cup Round One: Vito Thomaselli vs. Ken Anderson

Anderson finished his entrance by going straight for a microphone, but as he was beginning to speak, he was cut of by the tunes of Thomaselli’s music. Thomaselli came rushing out and the two began grappling instantly. The first three minutes of the match were spent as the two tried to each take each others arms out with wristlocks, armdrags, armbars, whatever they could pull out. Thomaselli managed to work out of a powerbomb and lock on a good cross-armbreaker that he held on to for a minute before Anderson barely draped a toe across the bottom rope and got out. Anderson tried to start going for Thomaselli’s legs, but he was ready and instantly went back to his arm with three consecutive armdrags to set him off. Anderson was continuously set off by Vito’s reversals, and in the end, Anderson went for a hurricarana, but Vito caught him, flipped him over, and nailed a rubick’s cube for a three count to advance in the tournament.

Winner: Vito Thomaselli

Anderson made it to his feet after a few minutes with a distraught look on his face. He began arguing with the referee that Vito had his tights, but backup referees came out and insisted that Vito did not. Anderson eventually snapped and slammed four referees down in succession. He was held back by the security force until Jim Kennix came out and got in his face.

Kennix: Anderson, I don’t know what kind of shit you’re trying to pull, but you’re not going to ruin the tournament because you can’t handle losing to Vito. There’s nothing I’m going to do, because I just got done watching three angles of the pinfall and Vito didn’t have the tights at all, you just suck. So you have two choices. A: you can go backstage and let this pass, or B: I can make security eject you out of here.

Anderson makes a move to leave, but turns around and superkicks Kennix in the jaw. Security then picks up Anderson and drags him backstage.

J-Cup Round One: Roderick Strong vs. Scorpio Sky

Because of the mismatching in size, Sky started off by simply experimenting with how he could take Strong down. He started out by going for simple takedowns, but Strong just overpowered him and threw him down to the mat each time. Sky then tried to take him down with a drop toe hold, but Strong clotheslined him down from behind. Then, Sky got up and finally begun to take Strong down with dropkicks to the legs. It eventually got to the point where Strong was on his knees and Sky managed to take him to his back with a shining enziguri kick. Sky went for a quick cover but Strong kicked out at one and Sky began to show signs of frustration. Sky went through the motions trying to take Strong down but ended up spending most of the time getting thrown down. Sky eventually led Strong outside and managed to pull a chair out and begin waffling Strong with chair shots, busting him open and knocking him to the ground. Sky then drug Strong in and gave him two consecutive Final Answers to gain a three count.

Winner: Scorpio Sky

Afterwards, Strong stood to his feet and was covered in blood. Strong then began screaming that he would get Sky back as he walked backstage.

J-Cup Round One: Petey Williams vs. Jimmy Jacobs

Jacobs got his feet wet early by immediately going out of a lockup for a Contra Code, but Williams dropped him with a reverse DDT and gave him a dirty look. He locked Jacobs in the corner and began to chop Jacobs brutally, giving him forearms and elbows in between to even out the violence. Jacobs got out of the corner by low blowing Williams and nailing two consecutive snap suplexes, the second one against the corner. Jacobs then did an array of submissions on William’s legs that left him limping when he eventually made the way to his feet a few minutes later. Williams knocked Jacobs down with a roaring elbow and went up top for an elbow drop, but Jacobs rolled out and Williams got all mat. Jacobs was waiting for Williams to stand, and when he made his way to his feet, Jacobs nailed him with a big boot and a leg drop, a la Hulk Hogan. Jacobs went up top and went for a cannonball senton but got all mat and was in the same situation as Williams now. He stumbled up as Williams was waiting for him, Williams kicked him in the stomach and blasted him into 2009 with the Canadian Destroyer for the win.

Winner: Petey Williams

J-Cup Round One: Sonjay Dutt vs. Matt Sydal

The two started out by locking up in the ring, with Dutt gaining the advantage early with a bounce to the ropes with two consecutive armdrags, following it up with a dropkick, another armdrag, and a DDT for a two count. The two spent about ten more minutes with a lot of fast paced action and tons of reversals in a match that mirrored a lot of Japanese junior heavyweight action. In one cool spot, Dutt was stranded in the corner and Sydal went sprinting at him, but he caught Sydal with an elbow to the face and springboarded off the top with a moonsault takedown. Sydal slid out for a breather, but Dutt nailed him with a corkscrew plancha to the crowd’s delight. Sydal continued to walk up the ramp but Dutt followed him and grabbed him before he slipped backstage. He knocked Sydal down with a lariat and pushed him against a wall. Dutt then climbed onto a set of bleachers and nailed another corkscrew plancha onto Sydal. Dutt dragged Sydal back into the ring, went up top, and nailed a Phoenix Splash onto Sydal for the win.

Winner: Sonjay Dutt

Backstage, B-Boy was talking with Chris Hero about something when Austin Aries walked up and got in B-Boy’s face, saying nothing, but just staring right into his eyes. The two stared at each other for a good 30 seconds until Aries gave B-Boy the cutthroat motion and walked off in the other direction. B-Boy stood up and walked away from the two as Hero just stood there, dumbfounded.

MAW Tag Team Title Match: Southern Comfort © vs. Havana Pitbulls vs. Gowen and Young

It was originally slated to be Hamrick, Romero, and Young starting off, but Gowen took the microphone early.

Gowen: Listen, I watched your little “Respect” match, and it was pretty cute and all, but I have to say that myself and my friend Silas here can get much more tough, let’s make this shit No DQ and we’ll show you guys.

The two other teams agreed and it became a No DQ free for all. The Pitbulls and SC started out like they were going to fight each other, but both teams shook hands, and the Pitbulls went after Gowen as Southern Comfort went after Young. Romero immediately ripped off Gowen’s leg and began beating him to oblivion with it as Reyes held him, while SC took turns chopping Young in the corner. Young slid under the two and managed to double clothesline them down and trip up Romero, but Reyes grabbed him by the ankle, flipped him up and gave him a brutal powerslam. Hamrick began to set up a table on the outside next to the ring as Reyes and Romero lifted up Gowen. The two then press slammed Gowen over the ropes and through the table! With everyone else out of the way, Hamrick went for a pin on Gowen, but Romero slid out and broke it up. Hamrick began screaming at Romero about it, but Reyes came off the top with a tope suicidia and knocked Hamrick out of the way. Smothers made it out and the two teams had a huge brawl all over the gymnasium, chairs and other foreign objects being flung all over the place. After all of that, Hamrick and Smothers set up two tables next to a mini-stage area as Romero and Reyes regrouped on the floor. The two laid the Pitbulls onto the tables as Hamrick climbed onto the stage. Hamrick leaped off but the two flipped off the tables and Hamrick went crashing through. Romero and Reyes then dragged Smothers back to the ring and nailed him with a Cuban Missile Crisis for the three count to become the new MAW Tag Team Champions.

Winners and new MAW Tag Team Champions: Havana Pitbulls

Afterwards, Southern Comfort made it back to the ring and the two teams had a staredown. The Pitbulls extended their hands and Hamrick and Smothers both shook the hands and the two teams embraced in the ring. SoCo raised the hands of the Pitbulls and Hamrick took the microphone.

Hamrick: Congratulations on your new belts boys, but everyone knows that true champions give rematches. So how about it sometime down the road?

The Pitbulls both nod as Southern Comfort turns around, but then they attacked the two with their belts! Reyes and Romero beat both men down and pose with their belts before walking backstage.

Grudge Match: Austin Aries vs. B-Boy

Aries’ music played for about three minutes before finally, B-Boy came out through the entrance door dragging Aries’ by the shirt on his back. Aries was a bloody mess and B-Boy had rage in his eyes as he just tore him apart. Chairs were used very often as B-Boy’s rampage led all over the gym. Aries eventually stopped him by hitting a cheap low blow and a DDT onto the wooden floor. The two laid on the floor for a good minute until all hell broke loose with the Unified Saints group coming out. Colt Cabana, Brad Bradley, Ryan Boz, and CM Punk all came out with two tables, and Bradley and Boz beat down B-Boy as Punk and Cabana set up tables under the stage. Chris Hero, Corporal Robinson, and Dan Maff all came running out and gained an advantage over Boz and Bradley with vicious chairshots. The group took down Punk and Cabana, as Robinson grabbed Cabana and brawled with him backstage. Maff directed Hero to stack two of the tables on top of each other, and Hero did so. Maff then dragged Punk to the top of the cage and signaled for the BURNING HAMMER. Maff pulled Punk up to his shoulders, but Punk fought out and managed to push him away. Hero tripped up Punk and Maff came back, this time successfully pulling him onto his shoulders. Maff then took a running start and leaped off the stage, delivering a burning hammer to Punk through the stacked tables! The fans erupted in approval as Aries and B-Boy began brawling back in the ring. They fought recklessly for a few minutes, and B-Boy eventually nailed a Cross Special Brainbuster onto an unfolded chair to gain the victory over Aries.

Winner: B-Boy

Afterwards, B-Boy was helped up by Hero and Maff. Aries eventually made his way to his feet as the three were still in the ring. Aries and B-Boy had a staredown for a few seconds and Aries extended a hand to B-Boy. B-Boy simply shook his head at Aries and climbed out of the ring as Maff and Hero followed. Meanwhile, Punk was being taken out of the MAW Arena by EMT’s.

J-Cup Round Two: Vito Thomaselii vs. Sonjay Dutt

Even though the two had already wrestled once before in the night, they both put on a very fast-paced, high-flying, all around match that left the fans wanting more. Dutt had all sorts of lucha-style moves in store, and Vito spent the whole match finding ways to get out of them. One of them was when Dutt went for a Dragonrana, Vito went for a backbreaker, but Dutt managed to flip over his back and hit a reverse DDT, but Vito rolled through and met him with a superkick when he rose to his feet. After a solid 12 minutes or so, Dutt managed to knock Vito down with a succession of german suplexes and hopped up top to go for a Phoenix Splash. Dutt went for it but Vito got out of the way just in time, and when Dutt got up he nailed him with a Fisherman’s Suplex to get the win and advance to the final round.

Winner: Vito Thomaselli

Afterwards, the two shook hands, and Dutt proclaimed that if he wrestled the same way he did in that match, he would go home as the MAW Junior Heavyweight Champion.

J-Cup Round Two: Petey Williams vs. Scorpio Sky

Williams was waiting in the ring for Sky, and Sky stumbled out of the apron with his mask soaked in blood, being followed by Roderick Strong who was holding a chair. Strong promised to get Sky back, and it appeared as if he did. Strong overpowered Sky for about five minutes on the outside, until he finished him off by nailing Sky with a powerbomb through the timekeeper’s table. He then rolled Sky into the ring to start the match, and Williams has no other choice but to cover him for an easy birth into the finals.

Mid American J-Cup Finals: Petey Williams vs. Vito Thomaselli

In what was the match of the night on the technical and classic style side, these two put on a match that will not be forgotten by the 435 fans or so in attendance. The two started out with a very fast pace by both attempting to get quick power moves in on each other, but ending up reversing each other dozens of times to create a dream sequence of sorts of reversals. Eventually the two began to wear each other down, and Williams sent Vito into the corner. He charged at Vito but was caught with a boot to the face. Vito ascended the top but he managed to hit the ropes and crotch Thomaselli on the top turnbuckle. Williams then springboarded off the perpendicular second rope and gave Thomaselli a huge hurricarana to the gym floor! The two lay on the floor until Williams gets up first and sends Thomaselli against the guardrail with a thrusting irish whip. Vito stumbles back and is caught with a sidekick from Williams. He lifts Vito up and slides him back into the ring as he climbs up top. When Vito stands, Williams comes flying off the top with a flying headscissors and sends Thomaselli twirling across the ring. Vito stands up again and Williams goes for a second sidekick, but Vito ducks and nails a t-bone suplex. The match continued for a few more minutes with the variable theme of Vito being forced to counter Williams’ fast array of offensive moves. Around the 20 minute mark, the two were wearing down, and Williams managed to nail Thomaselli with a set of rolling german suplexes. Instead of going for a cover, Williams decides to finish him off completely and heads up top. He goes for an elbow drop but Vito sits up and Williams gets all mat. Vito makes a last minute ditch effort and locks in a La Magistral cradle pin, and Williams is fighting for his life! They fight for three, and Vito has won the match!

Winner and NEW MAW Junior Heavyweight Champion: Vito Thomaselli

The fans are shocked as the dark horse of the tournament picks up the victory in the finals. Williams is shocked also as he makes his way to his feet and stares at Thomaselli in the corner. Thomaselli is handed the title belt by the referee and his hand is raised as Williams continues to stare straight at Thomaselli. Vito fastens the belt around his waist and makes a turn to leave, but he is stopped by Williams who grabs him by the shoulder, flips him around, and gets in his face. The two exchange verbals and Petey knocks Vito down with an elbow. He lifts Vito for a Canadian Destroyer and begins to signal for it, but he is attacked from behind by the other two Thomasellis, Sal and Brandon. The three lay the boots to Williams until he falls out of the ring. They then hoist Vito onto their shoulders as the fans cheer.

Backstage, we cut to a shot of Bradley, Boz, and Cabana in the locker room. Cabana is polishing his Heavyweight Title belt and Boz is reading a GQ magazine as Bradley stands over them.

Bradley: Listen guys, tonight is the first time we all really get a chance to take out three of their important guys, Corp, Hero, and Maff. Those assholes took out Punk tonight and as far as I know he could never get into the ring again after what that big ass motherfucker did to him. All I know is that now we have our one chance to get into the ring with these fucking clowns and you two are sitting here not even focusing on it. I don’t know what to do with you two, it’s almost like you two aren’t even focused on the mission anymore.

Cabana stands up and gets in Bradley’s face.

Cabana: The reason I’m not “focused” as you like to put it is that I have better things to worry about.

Bradley: What is there better to worry about? Your fucking belt?

Cabana: Yeah, my belt. I just got out of Kennix’s office and you guys should hear the shit he has planned next month for us. It involves my belt AND all of us, and I don’t like this shit at all guys. It’s time to pull out, we’ve gotten in way to deep with this and we don’t even know what we’re doing without Punk.

Bradley: What does Kennix have in store?

Cabana: You all are going to find out soon enough, we have a match, let’s go.

The three get up and leave.

Colt Cabana, Brad Bradley and Ryan Boz vs. Dan Maff, Chris Hero and Corporal Robinson

Maff, Hero, and Corp came out first and waited for the other three in the aisle. When the other three came out a gigantic brawl ensued between everyone. The six men brawled all over the gym and even outside into the parking lot as chairs, tables, ladders and whatever else is available flew all over the place in the psychotic brawl. Everyone went outside and eventually when the fight fell back indoors, all six men were bloody messes. Then, Austin Aries out and began fighting for his team, and B-Boy came out too and began fighting for his team. After even more brawling, sirens were heard outdoors and CM PUNK came slamming through the door with a neckbrace on and a chair in hand, swinging everywhere. The referee finally gave up after about fifteen minutes and ruled the match a no contest.

No Contest

Finally, a bunch of security guards came out and broke the two teams up, with the team of B-Boy, Maff, Hero, and Corp sitting on one side of the gym and the team of Cabana, Bradley, Boz, Punk, and Aries sitting on the other. Jim Kennix came out to the ring with a smirk on his face and grabbed a microphone.

Kennix: Mid American Wrestling has been around for eleven years now, and I’ll be damned if it’s going to be broken up by a bunch of losers who resort to foreign objects to get the job done. You know, I was sitting in my office tonight before the show and was trying to come up with a solution to the gigantic problem known as the Unified Saints. I threw out about 20 ideas or so until I finally came up with this solution.

Kennix pauses for dramatics, and then speaks again.

Kennix: Next month, MAW will be hosting a two show weekend at the end of the month. The Friday night show will be held at Grand Slam USA in Milwaukee, and the Saturday night show will be held right here. The Friday night show will only be a precursor to the show on Saturday, because what happens on Saturday will be the most vicious event in MAW history. Ladies and gentlemen, on Saturday, November 28th, from the New MAW Arena, Mid American Wrestling will present “To Hell and Back”, with the debut of the To Hell and Back match. Now I’m sure most of you are wondering what the To Hell and Back match is, well let me fill you in. Picture a War Games match, two rings, one cage, all that hoopla, et cetera. Now, imagine if you take the one cage, remove it, and instead stick in two cages. In between the two cages will be two platforms to walk across, and below the cage will be stack of tables to fall to. One ring will feature no ropes and barbed wire in their place, and the second ring will feature four corners of pain, not to mention there will be weapons scattered all over each cage. The rules will be very similar to war games, two start out, after four minutes a new man comes in. A coin will be flipped beforehand to determine who will have the advantage. There will be three ways to eliminate the opponent. Pinfall and submission are painfully obvious. The third will be if you can manage to drag or meet your opponent at the top of the scaffold overseeing the two rings, and toss him off through a stack of tables. The last man standing will be the MAW Heavyweight Champion. The teams are: Team number one, better known as the Unified Saints, of Colt Cabana, Brad Bradley, Ryan Boz, CM Punk and Austin Aries. Team two shall be known as Team MAW, of B-Boy, Dan Maff, Corporal Robinson, Chris Hero, and the returning Homicide. If this doesn’t scare any of you Unified Saints shitless, than nothing will.

Kennix drops the microphones as everyone sits in shock of the announcement and the show abruptly ends.

Wow, this is some really good stuff, I really like where you're going with, can't wait to see the new direction they go. Keep it up man.

Thanks for the response guys, i'll be posting the results later tonight. I decided to stop going word-by-word because people get bored by it, i'll be doing past-tense recaps with an emphasis on the important stuff.

To anyone who reads this, let me ask you something. Should I continue to write detailed play-by-play of the whole match in the results, or should I write detailed recaps, highlighting the whole feel of the match? Any feedback is welcome.

I have to admit that i'm a mark for old school diaries like this, so I like it. I'll be reading.

MIDAMERICANWRESTLING.COM

MAW PRESENTS "THE NEXT STEP" ON OCTOBER 30TH.

At the last show, "A Night of Revenge", things happened that should never happen to a human being. Ian Rotten suffered a near fatal broken neck. Homicide suffered a broken collarbone. B-Boy received a concussion. Ryan Boz betrayed the trust of MAW. On October 30th, MAW hopes to take their next steps in the right direction. The first step being towards a new Junior Heavyweight Champion as eight of America's best J. Heavyweights will fight for gold in the Mid American J-Cup to crown the new MAW Junior Heavyweight Champion. The eight contenders (each representing a seperate company) are:

Ken Anderson - MAW

Vito Thomaselli - MAW

Matt Sydal - IWA Mid-South

Roderick Strong - NWA-FL

Petey Williams - TNA X-Division Champion

Jimmy Jacobs - IWA-MS Lightheavyweight Champion

Sonjay Dutt - CZW Junior Heavyweight Champion

Scorpio Sky - Revolution Pro Junior Heavyweight Champion

So, seven matches later and the new Junior Heavyweight Champion will be crowned.

But that's not all.

Six Man Tag Attraction: Colt Cabana, Brad Bradley, and Ryan Boz vs. Chris Hero, Corporal Robinson and Dan Maff

Hero and Corporal showed their loyalty to MAW by making the save for B-Boy at the end of the last show. At "The Next Step" they will get their chance to take out the three power members of the Unified Saints.

Grudge Match: Austin Aries vs. B-Boy

This rivalry dates back to the semi-finals of the Heavyweight Title Tournament at "Twelve", where Aries believes that B-Boy disrespected him by slapping him in the face. Ever since then these two have been wanting to get in the ring again, and at "The Next Step" we have granted their wish. 1 on 1, mano y mano, it is on like neck bone. B-Boy may not be 100%, but he has said that he will go in even if he is at 1%.

MAW Tag Team Titles: Southern Comfort © vs. Havana Pitbulls vs. Young and Gowen

Young and Gowen extended the challenge at the last show, claiming that because they were the last tag champions before the major management shake-up, they deserve to have one last shot at the belts. Both teams agreed, and that leaves us with this match.

That's October 30th, 2004 at the NEW home of MAW and the new MAW Arena, the King Community Center Gymnasium, located 1531 W. Vliet St. in the suburbs of Milwaukee, WI. Bell time is at 7:00 sharp. Front row tickets are as cheap as they'll ever get at $15, with second row at $12 and general admission at $10. At the last show we had to turn some of you away at the door, but no worries as the new venue holds a comfy 650. Tickets are available at the door, emialing midam@midamericanwrestling.com, or by leaving a message at 414-555-3941.

MAW – A NIGHT OF REVENGE

09-25-04

Humphrey Scottish Rite Masonic Center

Milwaukee, WI.

Attendance: 385 (The highest possible amount for the auditorium.)

The Thomaselli Bros. (Vito, Sal, and Brandon) vs. Matt Sydal, Delirious, and JC Bailey

Vito starts off with Sydal as the show gets underway. Vito immediately goes for a takeout of Sydal’s leg, but Sydal jumps back and pushes Vito face first to the mat, following it up with a quick leg drop to the back. Vito slides over and makes a quick tag to Sal, who immediately rushes in and catches Sydal with a bulldog. Sydal tries to get over for a tag to Bailey, but Sal grabs his leg and twists it around into a standing leglock submission. While in the hold, Sal tags out to Brandon who hits an elbow drop off the top to Sydal, covers, but only gets a two count. Brandon whips Sydal into the ropes, and Sydal nails a blind tag to Bailey who leaps over the ropes and hits a hurricarana to Brandon, hooking the leg for a two. Bailey is up, but Brandon catches him with a European uppercut and throws him to the ropes, catching him with a high angle dropkick. Brandon makes a tag out to Vito, who is in and locks on a camel clutch to Bailey. Delirious runs in to break it up, but is caught with a back elbow by Sal, who progresses on to Sydal and knocks him off the apron. The three Thomasellis then begin to stomp Bailey until Vito goes up top and nails a guillotine leg drop. Vito covers but Bailey manages to get his foot on the ropes at two. Vito wastes time arguing with the ref and is distracted long enough for Bailey to roll him up, very near two count. Vito kips up quickly and stands face to face with Bailey. Bailey slaps Vito in the face and tags out to Delirious, who rushes in for a clothesline. Vito ducks and sends Delirious into the corner. Vito rushes at Delirious, but Delirious leaps over Vito, who lands back first against the turnbuckle. Delirious goes for a huge super kick but Vito catches his leg, spins him over and nails an exploder into the corner, forcing Delirious’ body to fold like an accordion. Vito tags out to Brandon who climbs in and takes a few seconds to stomp Delirious in the corner before tagging out to Sal. Sal comes in and takes Delirious up top, giving him a ten count of punches, and finishes him off with a hurricarana off the top. Sal tags out to Vito who leaps on top of Delirious for a two before it is broken up by Bailey and Sydal. Bailey and Sydal brawl with the three Thomasellis until Brandon and Sal throw the two out. Brandon climbs out and holds the two together, and Sal nails a plancha dive to the group. Inside the ring, Vito regains his composure, but is surprised by Delirious, who leaps onto his shoulders for a victory roll. Vito thinks quickly and locks Delirious’ head in, nailing a rubick’s cube for a three count and the win for his team.

Winner: The Thomaselli Bros.

Jim Kennix comes out to the stage, holding a letter envelope and a title belt. Kennix takes a microphone from a stand and clears his throat, beginning to speak.

Kennix: As long time fans of Mid American Wrestling know, we have a very prestigious Junior Heavyweight Title, with a laundry list of champions who have gone on to be superstars in the bigger international companies. That being said, at the next show we will have a quick, one night, eight man tournament to decide the new Mid American Wrestling Junior Heavyweight Champion. Because of the pinfall victory he gained over a team of very talented Junior Heavyweights tonight, Vito Thomaselli will receive the first bid into the tournament for the vacant title. Others will be announced via our website, MidAmericanWrestling.com, and throughout the show. Our next matchup will be a four way dance, with the winner receiving the second bid into the tournament for the title.

Kennix raises the belt high in the air, and then sets it down on a table on the stage before leaving.

Tournament Qualifier: Silas Young vs. Ken Anderson vs. Danny Daniels vs. Truth Martini

Anderson starts out in the ring with Daniels, as Young and Martini step onto the apron. Anderson and Daniels lock up, and Daniels forces Anderson into a headlock. Anderson pushes Daniels into the ropes, and Daniels runs back at him, nailing a shoulder block that sends him slamming against the mat. Daniels runs at the perpendicular ropes, but Anderson leaps up and nails an armdrag. Daniels makes a quick tag to Young, who slowly gets in. Young goes for the Greco-Roman knuckle lock, but Anderson kicks him in the side and nails a lariat. Anderson climbs up top, and when Young stands, nails him with a cross body block for a two count. Anderson gets up again and immediately runs to the corner and knocks Martini off the apron. He then springboards off the ropes and hits a moonsault to Truth on the outside. Anderson gets up again on pure adrenaline and climbs back into meet a rushing Young with a dragonrana. Anderson pins Young for a three count.

Silas Young eliminated.

Danny Daniels slowly climbs in behind Anderson and locks in a headlock. He keeps it locked in for a few minutes, and eventually Anderson falls right on his back. Daniels takes the initiative and locks in an armbar. The ref drops Anderson’s arm twice and goes for a third, but Anderson barely holds his hand up. Daniels lifts Anderson up and tucks him between his legs, signaling for the piledriver. Anderson flips him over, and hits a Kryptonite Krunch for the three count.

Danny Daniels eliminated.

Anderson lays down and rests as Truth slowly climbs back into the ring. Truth climbs on top of Anderson, but only gets a two count. The two slowly make it back to their feet, and Anderson strikes Truth down with a superkick. He climbs up top, signals, and nails a swanton bomb, rolls through, hops onto the next ropes and nails another swanton bomb. Anderson covers and gets a three for a birth into the tournament.

Winner: Ken Anderson

The ring announcer climbs into the ring again and makes the announcement that for next month’s show, MAW will be expanding into a new, larger building to accommodate for the bigger crowds.

Ian Rotten and Dan Maff vs. Unified Saints (Aries/Steel)

Maff starts out by pushing Steel into the corner and giving him huge forearms and chops. Steel attempts to fight back with chops, but Maff grabs him by the arm and flips him down to the mat with a violent armdrag. Maff then grabs hold of the ropes and stands on Steel’s throat as Steel flops around in pain. Aries leaps off of the top and dropkicks Maff to break him off, although Maff stays on his feet. Maff turns around, grabs Aries, and gives him an exploder, sending Aries’ body through the ropes and to the cold floor. Rotten drops off the apron and chokes Aries out with a t-shirt as Maff begins to stomp Steel. Steel attempts to hit Maff with a clothesline, but Maff ducks and gives Steel a modified rock bottom against his knee for a two count. Rotten tags in to Maff and locks Steel in a straightjacket choke on the mat. Steel attempts to get out, but Rotten clubs him in the head. Rotten lifts Steel and delivers a Rotten Rush. Steel tries to slide out but Rotten grabs him by the hair, drags him to the center of the ring and locks on a surfboard. Steel grimaces in pain for a dozen seconds or so before quickly giving up.

Winner: Ian Rotten and Dan Maff

Maff and Rotten raise each other’s hands, but are chased off by the other members of the Unified Saints, who rush the ring. Rotten and Maff get away just in time, and the Saints decide to just go backstage.

Chris Hero vs. Zach Gowen

The two start out by locking up in the middle of the ring, and Hero spins around into a hammerlock. Gowen reverses it into a hammerlock of his own, but Hero is ready and flips it back, re-applying the hammerlock. Gowen twists around and Hero locks him in a front facelock. He tries to squirm out into his own hammerlock, but Hero locks it on tight, as he kneels down with it. Hero waits a few seconds, flips over and nails a stiff neckbreaker. Hero somersaults into a squatting position in front of Gowen, and slaps Gowen in the face. The two lock up on the ground, and Hero manages to stand with the lock, but Gowen flips it into an arm wringer. Hero tries to flip it into a hammerlock, but Gowen continues moving and manages to elbow Hero in the face repeatedly, to the point where Hero is nearly out on his feet. Gowen locks in a headlock, but Hero elbows him in the stomach and nails an atomic drop to get out, and sends Gowen to the mat with a lariat for good measure. Gowen rolls onto his back, and Hero uses the position to lock in a texas cloverleaf. Gowen weasels out by removing his leg, stunning Hero enough to give him time to stand, turn, and hit a backflip dropkick to the back of Hero’s head. Gowen hops over to Hero, lifts him up, and nails two snap suplexes in succession. He points to the turnbuckle and hops on top, going for a moonsault. Gowen wastes time jawing with a fan, and when he does go for the moonsault, Hero gets out of the way, and right when Gowen gets up Hero is waiting. Hero nails the Hero’s Welcome and gets a three count.

Winner: Chris Hero

As Gowen begins to make his way backstage, he is cut off at the entrance by the Pitbulls and Southern Comfort, who apparently began brawling backstage.

No Holds Barred/Falls Count Anywhere - Respect Match: Havana Pitbulls vs. Southern Comfort

Romero and Smothers begin brawling into the crowd, as Reyes and Hamrick continue to brawl in the stage area. Smothers nails Romero with an uppercut that sends Romero tumbling into a row of fans, while Reyes and Hamrick unsuccessfully attempted to throw each other off of the stage. Hamrick elbows Reyes in the face, and settles with throwing him down the ramp, with Reyes rolling all the way under the ring. He goes to pull Reyes out, but is swept and Reyes blows a fire extinguisher into his face. Reyes pulls out a ladder and props it against the guardrail, and Smothers comes out of nowhere, suplexing Romero over the guardrail and against the ladder! Reyes doesn’t see Romero and attempts to whip Hamrick into the ladder, but Hamrick reverses and tosses Reyes into Romero. Smothers takes Reyes now, and whips him over the guardrail into a fan-less area of the audience. He sets up three chairs next to each other and goes to suplex Reyes into them, but Reyes reverses and front suplexes Smothers chest first into the row of chairs. Hamrick pulls out a table and lays Romero on top of it, climbing to the apron. He begins to jog on the apron towards Romero but Romero slides off and grabs Hamrick off. Smothers is pulled up by Reyes, but throws powder in his eye and pushes Reyes into a janitor’s closet and closes the door. Smothers makes it over to Hamrick, who is now walking with Romero towards the stage. Smothers drags the table to the stageside area and sets it up. Smothers throws more powder in Romero’s eyes and gives him a chairshot. He lays Romero onto the table as Hamrick stands on the stage, waiting. Reyes comes running out with a mop and breaks it over Smother’s head, and Romero climbs off and climbs onto the stage. Romero grabs Hamrick by the trunks and tosses him off of the stage! Hamrick does a somersault in the air, falls ten feet and slams through the table. Romero climbs down and covers Hamrick for a three.

Winner: Havana Pitbulls

When both teams regain composure, Hamrick and Smothers extend their hands to The Pitbulls, who shake them. The two teams raise each other’s hands, but Silas Young and Zach Gowen, former MAW Tag Team Champions, slide into the ring and take out both teams with title belt shots to the head. They then pose with the belt some more before grabbing the microphone.

Gowen: Now that the fag convention is over, let’s get down to business. Silas and myself are former tag champions in this company and we deserve to have our title shots. What do you guys say, next month, Young and Gowen vs. Pitbulls vs. SoCo, what do you say to that, you respectful homos?

Smothers: If it’s fine with the Pitbulls, Chris and I are up for kicking your asses.

Romero: That’s cool, see you guys next month. Gowen, Mr. America won’t be able to save you when myself and Ricky are going strong style on your handicapped ass.

Homicide vs. CM Punk

Homicide charges Punk before he even has a chance to remove his jacket and the match is underway. 187 begins choking Punk with his “XXX” jacket as Punk flops around trying to get out. Punk eventually flips over and nails Homicide with a roaring elbow to get out of it. The two begin to just fight, with bare fist punches back and forth for literally a few minutes until the both of them are on two knees giving each other forearms, elbows, and punches. Homicide finally grabs Punk by the hair and nails him with a lariat so hard you could hear the impact on the hard cam. The two lay there until Homicide makes it to one knee and pulls out his signature fork. He begins to grind the fork into the forehead of Punk, and Punk automatically juices like a ripe melon. Homicide wipes blood off of the forehead of Punk and wipes it on the mat in a gigantic X. He then lifts Punk and drops him with a piledriver right on the X. 187 climbs out and gets a chair as Punk lays in a pool of his own blood in the center of the ring. Punk eventually rises to his feet a minute later and is met with a thunderous chair shot from the deepest levels of hell via Homicide. He unfolds the chair, lifts Punk up and gives him an exploder right into the chair. He sits Punk in the chair, hits the ropes and dropkicks him out of it. Punk lays motionless as Homicide wails into him with chairshots to the head, back, and legs. Homicide finally unfolds the chair again and sits Punk down in it. He waits a second and just stares at Punk with malicious eyes. Homicide then looks around, grins, and begins slapping Punk as hard as he can. Punk is barely conscious as Homicide ascends to the top rope. Homicide then leaps off and double stomps Punk’s body into the chair. Homicide lifts Punk up again and slaps him again, with the sweat and blood of Punk flying everywhere. Punk collapses and falls out of the ring, but Homicide refuses to let him go, holding onto his foot as Punk dangles an inch from the ground. Homicide lifts Punk a few feet up with his leg, kicks him in the groin and lets him drop on his head. The ref begins to count Punk out but Homicide tells the ref to stop. The referee continues and Homicide screams at him to “shut the fuck up”. Ref walks away and continues counting, so Homicide grabs him and lariats him down. Homicide climbs out of the ring and searches under for a little bit, eventually pulling out a barbed wire board as the ref disqualifies him.

Winner: CM Punk by Disqualification

Homicide props the board against the guardrail and walks to Punk. Homicide pulls Punk’s lifeless body up, which is now ½ covered in the blood of Punk, and exploder suplexes him through the board. Homicide gives Punk the cutthroat motion and walks backstage as Punk is stretchered out.

The camera rushes backstage and Punk is getting stretchered out. He sees Cabana and begins screaming.

Punk: WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS?!

Cabana Whoaaaaaa, what the fuck happened to you man? We were taking care of Boz, but the better question is what the fuck happened to you?

Punk: Lots of things damn it.

The camera cuts to a shot of Ryan Boz’s lifeless body as B-Boy, Rotten, and Dan Maff stand over him screaming for help. Boz is handcuffed to a post on the wall and has been knocked out cold and bloodied.

We return to the ring where the cage is set up and Colt Cabana is standing with the MAW Heavyweight Title belt over his shoulder.

Cabana: I’ve been informed that Ryan Boz has been attacked backstage.

The fans boo loudly at this announcement.

Cabana: I want to let you all know one thing. Neither I, nor Punk, nor Aries, nor Brad Bradley, nor Ace Steel had ANYTHING to do with the attack of Ryan Boz. I will put that on my mother and father and the holy bible. I don’t like Ryan, neither do my friends in the Unified Saints, but hey, we did NOT do THAT.

B-Boy comes running down the ramp and climbs into the cage, immediately going for Cabana.

MAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE – STEEL CAGE: Colt Cabana © vs. B-Boy

The cage is surrounded by tables, and the only ways to win are pinfall and submission. B-Boy begins to just maul Cabana in the corner with punches as the door is closed and chained shut, but Cabana over powers him and throws him down to the mat. B-Boy jumps up and is met with a rushing clothesline by Cabana out of the corner. B-Boy kips up again and is met with an armdrag. He rolls up again and is met with another armdrag by Cabana, who then hits the ropes and rushes B-Boy. B-Boy ducks and gives Cabana a drop toe hold, sending him right into the cage. Cabana is busted open early, but that does not phase him, as he pops right up and he and B-Boy have a stand-off. They begin yelling at each other, and B-Boy slaps Colt in the face. Colt goes to slap him back, but B-Boy blocks it and flips under into a hammerlock. Colt goes to flip it but B-Boy slaps him in the back of the head, keeping the hammerlock on. Colt bends down and B-Boy makes a quick move as he hops onto his shoulders and nails a reverse hurricarana. The two are up again with Colt charging, but he is armdragged by an anticipating B-Boy. Cabana rushes at B-Boy again and he bypasses him, sending Colt back-first into the corner. He rushes at Colt but he is ready and jumps out of the way as B-Boy slams chest first into the corner. Colt moves in and begins grinding B-Boy’s head against the steel cage. He begins to bleed also, and Colt starts slamming his face into the cage. He grabs B-Boy and slams him into the other side of the cage also. He goes for a third time but B-Boy kicks his foot up and slams Colt into the steel. He waits for Colt to bounce back, and when he does he nails a backdrop driver. He goes for the first pin of the match but only receives a two count. He lifts Colt by the straps of his singlet and again starts grinding his head into the cage. Colt finally pushes away and chops him into the corner. Colt drags him to the top rope and goes for a german suplex, but B-Boy holds on to the cage and Colt flies off to the cold mat. B-Boy hits a guillotine leg drop to Colt and a two count is made as a result. B-Boy goes to climb up again for another move but Colt is up. Colt grabs him and holds him over his shoulders, parading around the ring. Colt then goes and gorilla press slams B-Boy into the cage wall. Colt goes to lift B-Boy, but he is nailed with an uppercut. He stumbles back and B-Boy hits a springboard spinning wheel kick to the back of Colt’s head, shades of Super Dragon. The two lay there for what seems to be hours, but is in reality about a minute, until they stand at about the same time. They once again get in each other’s face and begin screaming at each other. Colt turns 90 degrees and then clotheslines B-Boy swiftly down to the mat and covers for a two. He stands and sits in the corner, resting and waiting for B-Boy’s return to his feet. B-Boy makes it up and Colt attacks with a shoulder block down. Colt hits the ropes, leaps over B-Boy, ducks under B-Boy, and the two clothesline each other at the same time and go down. The two are covered in blood at this point, as they both make attempts to rise to their feet. The two get up and begin back at square one, trading blows in the middle of the ring. Colt goes for another huge lariat, but B-Boy ducks and nails a quick backdrop driver, sending Colt into a violent somersault on his head. Colt ends up on his knees, which of course means that B-Boy hits the ropes and nails Colt with a VICIOUS Shining Wizard. B-Boy slowly rises again and removes his kneepad, calling for a second shining wizard. Colt slowly gets to a knee and B-Boy rushes in with a SECOND sickening thud of a Shining Wizard. B-Boy refuses to cover, however, and is up calling for a THIRD Wizard. He waits as Colt slowly makes it to his feet again and charges in for the kill, but Colt catches him and nails a violent backbreaker. He lifts B-Boy and quickly fisherman suplexes him, but forgoes the pin and lifts him onto his shoulders. Cabana nails the Colt 45 in destructive fashion and makes the signal for a tombstone piledriver. He lifts B-Boy up for the tombstone, but B-Boy flips it over into his own. Colt flips it over again, and B-Boy flips it over again, as to where B-Boy is standing on the turnbuckle behind Colt. B-Boy kicks him in the head, and when he turns, hits a leaping shining wizard off the top. The two lay there for about a minute and B-Boy slowly crawls on top of Cabana. One, two, and Colt kicks out as the referee’s hand is about a millimeter from the mat. B-Boy is up quickly out of frustration and nails Colt with the FIFTH shining wizard of the contest. He points to the top of the cage and motions for his guillotine leg drop. He slowly climbs as the fans rise to their feet. He makes it to the top, but the worst fears are imagined as Brad Bradley climbs up behind him. Brad makes it to the top and grabs B-Boy from behind. He lifts B-Boy slowly up into a sidewalk slam position, stalls, and then leaps off the top of the cage, through the tables below! The fans boo loudly as Aries shows up to slide B-Boy back in to Colt, who nails him with one more Colt 45 for an expected three count.

Winner: Colt Cabana

And then it begins again. Colt motions towards the curtain and Ace Steel emerges with a duffel bag. Steel climbs in and opens the bag to reveal a chain and four sets of handcuffs. They handcuff the unconscious B-Boy to the cage and begin to take punches at him. Rotten, Homicide, and Maff emerge from backstage and climb in to the cage. They brawl back and forth with Bradley, Steel, and Cabana. Bradley climbs back in and nails Rotten with a chair, then does the same to Homicide. Maff manages to give Steel a burning hammer, but when he makes it to his feet he is met with a con-chair-to by Cabana and Bradley. Steel begins pulling tables into the ring. He sets up a table next to a corner as Bradley climbs up top with Rotten on his shoulder. He makes it up top and pulls Rotten under his legs. He lifts Rotten up, waits, and then piledrives him off the top of the cage through a table! Rotten lays in a broken heap as the three move on to Homicide. They motion to a stack of tables outside, but Ryan Boz comes running down and they let go of Homicide. Bradley grabs Boz, but before he does anything, they embrace in the middle of the ring. Boz was on their side all along. Boz grabs Homicide and takes him up top. He then proceeds to just push Homicide off the top of the cage through two stacked tables on the outside. Cabana, Boz, Bradley, and Steel motion to the curtains and Austin Aries comes running down. He pushes the group out of the way and begins beating B-Boy down. This continues for a minute or so, until Chris Hero and Corporal Robinson come running down, Hero with a chair and Corp with a running weedwhacker! They scare the group off and uncuff B-Boy as he collapses in the middle of the ring. Meanwhile, Homicide is out cold outside and Rotten is still out cold inside the ring. The carnage is all over the place as the show ends.

- "The Shady Show" Jack Evans vs Teddy Hart

- Triangle Tag Team Match: The BackSeat Boyz vs The Briscoe Brothers vs The SAT

- Ian Knoxx vs "International SuperStud" Julio Dinero

- Josh Daniels w/Talia vs "The Technician" Tom Carter

- Fatal Fourway: Christopher Idol vs Rob Eckos vs Sabian vs Super Hentai

- Greg Spitz vs Roderick Strong

Tie-Breaker Question #1: Who will get the pin in the Triangle Tag Match? BSB

Tie-Breaker Question #2: What will GMC's announcement have to do with? World title

MIDAMERICANWRESTLING.com

MAW PRESENTS "A NIGHT OF REVENGE" ON SEPTEMBER 25TH!

On July 26th, a new era of MAW began. On August 27th, this new era took a turn to the dark side. Five men with one similar goal, domination, took out five men with five different goals. The one thing linking them together was the hatred from this group. An e-mail message was issued across the offices of Mid-Am the Monday after the show from an anonymous e-mail address, reading:

MAW OFFICES -

What you saw on Friday was only the beginning. We will take what we want and we will not stop until we get it. You have been forewarned.

-Unified Saints

We're willing to guess out of sheer bargain that the name of this establishment of MAW wrestlers - Colt Cabana, CM Punk, Ace Steel, Brad Bradley, and Austin Aries - are calling themselves the Unified Saints.

That being said, the MAW offices had some serious considerations to go through before assembling the show. Will B-Boy be 100%? Will Homicide be 100%? Will Dan Maff be 100%? Will Ian Rotten be 100%? Will Ryan Boz be 100%? We didn't know. We have spoken with each wrestler, and have received clearance to give them matches.

However, we still live under the shadow of the Unified Saints. What are their plans? Will they overtake the show? Will they even show up? We can not be sure on anything, but one thing's for certain: there are going to be asses kicked.

CAGE MATCH - MAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Colt Cabana © vs. B-Boy

When asked about being given a rematch against Cabana, B-Boy responded with "hell fucking yeah", which we're really hoping means "Yes", because we have given him this match. Cage match so the Unified Saints stay away, and so we could possibly have one match on the show that stays in the ring. Blood is sure to flow, tempers are sure to flare, and an ass is sure to be kicked. The cold steel of the cage is almost as unforgiving as these two are on each other.

"I BE HULLA PIST!": Homicide vs. CM Punk

"I BE HULLA PIST" are the exact words, as translated from Webster's-Merriam officials, that Homicide screamed at the offices a few days ago. We offered him donuts but he explained further that he wanted a match with CM Punk. So we gave him Punk. There's really not much to say about it. Punk beat the shit out of Homicide with a chair and chain, who wouldn't be hulla pist?

A FRIENDSHIP BROKEN: Brad Bradley vs. Ryan Boz

Bradley turned on Boz at the last show with a rifling shot of a bat handle, literally knocking Boz out cold. Boz came storming in earlier asking for a match. It was funny, we had ordered pizza, so we thought it was the pizza man, it was just Boz. We told him that, but he didn't find it funny. He just wants to kick Brad Bradley's ass, and such, he will, we hope.

NO SPECIAL NAME: Ian Rotten and Dan Maff vs. Austin Aries and Ace Steel

I'm sure Rotten and Maff are mad at Aries and Steel. That's why we made this match. Aries really wanted to face B-Boy this show, but we were all like "No" and he was all like "Well why not" and we were like "Cuz u sux" and he was like "wtf" and then we signed off because the pizza came. We kinda told Aries that if he gets the pin, he gets a title shot next show. Especially if Cabana wins. Dissention!

RESPECT: Southern Comfort vs. Havana Pitbulls

"Southern Comfort are backstage, drinking Budweisers and laughing about their victory. They are approached by the Havana Pitbulls.

Reyes: We may not like the way you beat us, but you beat us, and so you two have won our respect.

Smothers: Respect? You don't know the meaning of respect. Respect is waking up at 5 AM to wrestle in a gym in the middle of Mississippi for $10 at 8 AM in the morning on Christmas Eve. Respect isn't getting beat. You want respect? Next month, Havana Puppy Dogs vs. Southern Comfort. No tag titles, no referees. Respect. I'll show you respect"

Let that speak for itself. Asses gon' be kicked.

DEBUT!: Chris Hero vs. Zach Gowen

Chris Hero asked to work for us. We totally said yes. Problem was, he had no opponent. We thought for a while, and I was just thinking "Chris Hero vs......." and then it came to me that Chris Hero wouldn't be able to lock on his Walls of Jericho to Gowen. Sophie told me that I had Jericho confused with Hero. So I fired her and continued to smile as I made this match, booyah.

Plus: Ken Anderson, Silas Young, JC Bailey, Delirious, Matt Sydal, The Thomaselli Bros.,Danny Daniels, and Truth Martini.

Friday night, September 25th at 7:00pm sharp, @ The Humphrey Scottish Rite Masonic Center, located in downtown Milwaukee! Bell time is 7:00 p.m. and front row tickets are only $18 dollars while all other seating is only $15 dollars!!! Tickets are available at the door, emialing midam@midamericanwrestling.com, or by leaving a message at 414-555-3941!!! FREE BEER will be served while supplies last.

OOC: Damn, what a wait. I lost interest in this diary immediately after I started it. I became re-interested in doing it back at the end of July and started booking towards the show when my EWR game crashed and I lost all the data. I basically had to re-work all the way back to this, which wouldn't have been hard if I wouldn't have forgotten all the stats I had set out and the plans I had made for the direction of the company. I decided to do something different than I had originally set out to do with it but I actually think it is going to be better.

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MAW: Lights Out!

08-27-04

Humphrey Scottish Rite Masonic Center

Milwaukee, WI.

Attendance: 370

Austin Aries promo.

The show starts out as Austin Aries is sitting in a chair in the middle of the ring. As the show starts, he stands up, unfolds the chair, takes the microphone from the ring announcer and begins to speak.

Aries: Now that you all have been seated and received your free beer, I have some real business to attend to. At the last show, “The New Age Punisher” or whatever he likes to be called, B-Boy, disrespected me in a great way. I offered my hand to him, and he refused it. However, not only did he refuse it, he slapped me in the face for my efforts! I am a former MAW Junior Heavyweight Champion, an accomplished star in all sorts of companies, and this little street gangster punk wants to come in to MY territory, and slap MY face in the middle of MY ring?! That’s one too many of MY things he has violated. B-Boy, I don’t give a flying deer’s testicle that you have a Lights Out match against Colt Cabana later tonight. I don’t even care if you bring that title of yours. I want a match with you, here and now!

With that, Jim Kennix steps through the curtain to a respectful ovation from the MAW crowd.

Kennix: Aries, like you said my friend, Mr. Boy has a Lights Out match later tonight. And he is preparing for that match as we speak. Therefore, I cannot force him to wrestle you tonight. However, B-Boy has brought a friend along for the show. I’m sure he’ll be happy to face you. MAW, say hello to “The Hired Assassin” Dan Maff!

Maff makes his way down to the ring, and we have a match!

Austin Aries vs. Dan Maff

Maff climbs into the ring and is immediately hit with a boot by Aries, sending Maff into the corner. The two trade blows with forearms and elbows, until Maff gets annoyed and just knocks Aries down with a huge clothesline. He goes to pick Aries up but is met with a set of European uppercuts, followed by a gigantic sidekick from Aries, once again launching Maff into the corner. Aries waits too long to regain his breath, and when he stands he is met with another lariat from Maff, this time making him do a back flip. Maff goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Maff grabs Aries by the trunks and throws him shoulder-first into the turnbuckle, waits for him to return, and does the same thing to the other turnbuckle. Aries begins to favor his left shoulder, and Maff takes advantage with a cross-arm breaker to that exact area. Aries comes close to tapping, but Maff stops, stands up, smirks and then begins to lay gigantic boot stomps into Aries’ shoulder. Maff lifts Aries up and begins to work away on the shoulder again, draping it over the ropes and stomping it again. Aries is now holding his shoulder with his right arm and grimacing at every open chance. Maff lifts Aries up and places him up on the top turnbuckle, slapping him in the face for a follow-up. He picks Aries up for a back-body drop, but Aries resists and instead pushes Maff off, who lands on his feet. Maff gets angry, and stomps back over to Aries, this time just throwing him off the turnbuckle, with Aries landing shoulder first against the guardrail! Aries waits on the ground, kneeling and holding his shoulder up to a seven count. At that, B-Boy comes running down, lifts Aries up and rolls him back into the ring, where Dan Maff is waiting with a gigantic leg drop right to the shoulder area. Maff lifts Aries up and hits him with a powerful shoulder breaker to the same shoulder. Maff lifts up Aries, signals with a cutthroat, and lifts him onto his shoulders for the Burning Hammer. Aries shakes around like a bad case of Tourette’s, but Maff holds on and nails a Burning Hammer with an emphasis on the shoulder, as to where Aries lands right on his left shoulder! Maff pins, but Aries lays his foot on the ropes at two. Maff stands up and drags Aries to the center of the ring for a painkiller armbar to the left shoulder. Aries hesitates for only three seconds before tapping quickly.

Winner: Dan Maff

Maff leaves as Aries lays in the ring, holding his shoulder. B-Boy slides into the ring and waits for Aries to stand. When he does, B-Boy gets in his face and they exchange words. Aries slaps B-Boy and he retaliates by grabbing his left arm and dragging it down, applying a cross arm breaker. Aries frantically taps for a minute until Colt Cabana emerges from backstage and knocks B-Boy off. Cabana whips B-Boy into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but B-Boy ducks, hits the other set of ropes and nails Cabana with a spinning heel kick, exiting the ring and heading backstage being chased by Colt. Aries is eventually helped backstage by medical personnel.

NO ROPES BARBED WIRE: Ian Rotten vs. JC Bailey

The crowd and cameras head outside as Rotten and Bailey are already brawling in the lot of the building. Rotten nails Bailey with a few stiff trashcan shots and begins to cut his head up with a fork. Bailey nails a low blow that gives him enough time to recuperate and give Rotten a dropkick into a flight of stairs. Bailey begins to head towards the ring but is cut off by Rotten with the trashcan again. Rotten places the can on Bailey’s stomach and hits a senton splash off of a folding chair for a two count. Bailey is slid in by Ian and the match officially begins. Ian goes to whip Bailey into the ropes, but Bailey slides and runs at Ian, who bypasses Bailey right into the ropes, where he gets tangled. Rotten dropkicks Bailey even further into the wire, and the wire collapses on top of Bailey. Rotten grabs a baseball bat from a fan and begins tearing off the wire from the other side, wrapping it around the bat. When he turns around, Bailey is waiting with a barbed wire lariat. He begins to cut Rotten up with the wire but is met with a shot from the lethal bat. Bailey falls out of the ring and Rotten follows him back into the parking lot where a nice array of fan’s weapons have begun to pile up. Rotten grabs a thumbtack cookie sheet and kicks it into Bailey’s back. Bailey goes for a lariat with more wire, but Rotten ducks and turns it into a head-arm suplex into a pile of weapons. Rotten sets up two tables next to each other at the bottom of a staircase and piles thumbtacks onto them. Bailey approaches Ian from behind and breaks a stack of light tubes over his head, sending Ian crashing into a pile of weapons. Bailey lays Ian across the table and ascends to the top of the stairs. Bailey sits on top of the banister, signals, and slides down the banister into a senton through Ian and the table. A cover and a three count gives JC the win over the Undisputed King of Hardcore.

Winner: JC Bailey

Afterwards, Ian makes it to his feet. JC begins to back off but Ian extends the hand, and they shake hands amongst the carnage of blood and weapons.

MAW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH (SSS MATCH): Havana Pitbulls vs. Bradley and Boz vs. Southern Comfort

We go back inside and the three teams are in the ring, Romero, Bradley, and Hamrick are starting off the match. Bradley says something to Romero about Fidel Castro and Romero gets in his face. Hamrick sits in the corner and allows the two to go at it, smiling. Romero just LAYS into Bradley with a maniacal forearm. Bradley is taken aback and surprised, but not staggered, and returns with a forearm of equal or greater value, depending on the rate of the yen. The two trade forearms while Hamrick sits in the corner reading a magazine, literally. Eventually they show signs of fatigue and Bradley knees Romero in the gut and tags out to Boz, who powerbombs Romero. Hamrick kips up and nails Boz with a gigantic superkick, then moves over to Romero and stands on his arm for a strange submission move. Romero eventually sweeps Hamrick out and applies a through-the-leg variation of an armbar, nearly getting Hamrick to tap until Hamrick skillfully tags out to Smothers on a leap, who just walks in and kicks Romero in the face. Boz grabs Smothers from behind and literally drops him on his head with a sick german suplex variation. Smothers, totally out of it, tags out to Ricky Reyes. Reyes doesn’t think twice, and comes in. The Pitbulls immediately take charge of Boz in the corner with vicious forearms and chops. Romero then takes Boz down with a crossface and Reyes locks up his legs in a sharpshooter variation. Bradley attempts to break it up but is caught off the top with a dropkick by Hamrick. Boz taps and himself and Bradley are eliminated.

Bradley and Boz eliminated.

Hamrick immediately kips up and meets a rushing Reyes with a bypass, throwing him out of the ring. Hamrick zones in on Romero and takes out his legs, applying a figure-four leglock shortly thereafter. Romero comes near to tapping but Reyes pulls Hamrick off and nails an exploder to Hamrick. Reyes picks up Hamrick, but Tracy Smothers comes out of nowhere and nails Reyes in the kneecap with a lead pipe! Hamrick rolls up Reyes with another figure-four, and Reyes taps after ten seconds in the move!

Winners and NEW MAW Tag Team Champions: Southern Comfort

Southern Comfort are backstage, drinking Budweisers and laughing about their victory. They are approached by the Havana Pitbulls.

Reyes: We may not like the way you beat us, but you beat us, and so you two have won our respect.

Smothers: Respect? You don't know the meaning of respect. Respect is waking up at 5 AM to wrestle in a gym in the middle of Mississippi for $10 at 8 AM in the morning on Christmas Eve. Respect isn't getting beat. You want respect? Next month, Havana Puppy Dogs vs. Southern Comfort. No tag titles, no referees. Respect. I'll show you respect.

Fans Bring the Weapons: Adrian Serrano vs. Corporal Robinson (with Jim Kennix)

Serrano entered the ring wearing a sweatshirt, beanie, and sweatpants. Corp immediately grabs Serrano by the shirt and slams him down into a pile of thumbtacks. Corp grabs a thumbtack bat and shoves it down Serrano’s shirt, following it up with a boot into the bat. Serrano tries to escape but Kennix nails him in the face with a lighttube and Serrano falls back into the ring. Corp lifts Serrano up to the top and slams him off with a boot camp through a light tube stack for a quick fucking victory.

Winner: Corporal Robinson

We see B-Boy backstage, pacing back and forth and air-boxing. He picks up his title and sits down, in a deep trance.

…AND THEN WE CALLED 187: Ace Steel vs. Homicide

Steel charges at Homicide to start off the match but is met with a quick as lightning exploder suplex into the corner, with Steel’s body folding like an accordion from the impact. Homicide meets the standing Steel with a hiptoss and a spinal tap soccer kick, emitting a scream from Steel. He locks on a rear chinlock as Steel attempts to muster up energy to get out of it. Homicide lets go, but before Steel can get up he is met with a shin kick to the back of the head, sending him face first thudding against the mat. Homicide hits the ropes and hits a quick missile dropkick to the face of Steel. Homicide lifts Steel up again but is met with an array of chops from Steel, followed by a European uppercut and a lariat. Steel waits for Homicide to rise, and when he does, he nails Homicide with a running knee. The two lay on the mat for about 6 seconds, and Steel is up a second before Homicide, giving him a chance to nail Homicide with a handcuff hip toss, sending Homicide out of the ring. Steel heads up top and meets Homicide outside with a cross body block. Steel rolls Homicide in, but wastes time jabbering with a fan, and when he turns around to go in he is met with 187’s signature tope con hielo through the second rope. The two do some senseless brawling on the outside, and it spills into the crowd where Homicide DDT’s Steel against an unfolded chair. Homicide gets up and is met with a folding chair shot to the head from a fan wearing a hood and a baseball cap. The fan begins to lay serious boots into Homicide. Steel gets up and he and the fan begin to beat Homicide viciously with stiff chairshots. The fan’s hat is removed and we see it’s CM Punk. Punk irish whips 187 into a row of chairs, and the ref decides to ring the bell to signify a double count-out.

Decision: Double Count-out

Punk and Steel don’t seem to mind, and they continue to beat Homicide with the chairshots. They eventually spill into the ring, where Homicide attempts to fight back, but Cabana climbs into the ring with handcuffs, and handcuffs 187 to the ropes. The three begin to beat Homicide with chairs and a chain. They bust Homicide open with the chain and Steel begins to grind the chain into his forehead as more blood begins to flow out of his head. B-Boy comes running down but he is knocked down by Punk and Cabana. Cabana motions for the ref to start their MAW Heavyweight Title match, and he does.

MAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE – LIGHTS OUT!: B-Boy © vs. Colt Cabana

B-Boy doesn’t even stand a chance, as Punk and Cabana are already beating him senseless with the chairs and chains. They eventually completely overpower B-Boy and handcuff him to the ropes also. B-Boy gets busted open with a chairshot by Cabana, so hard that the seat breaks off. Dan Maff runs down to the ring with a chair and begins to score some offense on the group, to the point where he manages to get B-Boy un-handcuffed, but Brad Bradley enters the ring with a baseball bat and beats down the two. Bradley winds up and nails B-Boy in the head with the bat so hard that the handle breaks. Ryan Boz comes running down and tries to tell Bradley to stop, but Bradley doesn’t listen, instead attacking Boz with the bat handle, busting him open also. The ring looks less like a wrestling ring and more like a scene straight out of Saving Private Ryan with the bloody, battered bodies all over the ring and the warriors holding their weapons. Ian Rotten makes the final attempt to save the troops, running down with a barbed wire 2x4. He actually cleans the group out of the ring, but the tides are turned YET again when Austin Aries climbs out of the crowd with a Singapore Cane and nails Rotten in the back of the head, breaking the cane. The ref has no idea what to make of this, but since the match is technically no holds barred, he cannot do much. Cabana lifts B-Boy up top and hits a top rope piledriver against a chair. The ref does a three count hand drop and we have a new MAW Heavyweight Champion.

Winner and NEW MAW Heavyweight Champion: Colt Cabana

The group continues to pummel their enemies in the ring, until they finally just kick them, roll them, push them, shuffle them, or do whatever to them to get them out of the ring. They then pose: Colt Cabana, CM Punk, Ace Steel, Brad Bradley and Austin Aries. The victims are helped backstage as the five men stand in the ring, celebrating as the show ends.

The one in the red bandanna is Kashmere.

I like it so far, keep it up. This could be really good, but then again it could be terrible.

MidAmericanWrestling.com

MAW PRESENTS "LIGHTS OUT!" ON AUGUST 27TH!

On July 16th, 2004, Mid American Wrestling put on a show that independent wrestling fans have been calling one of the most action packed nights of wrestling in recent history. On August 27th, 2004, from the Humphrey Masonic Center in downtown Milwaukee, WI, MAW will attempt to one-up themselves when they present "LIGHTS OUT!". Jim Kennix and his booking team released the card to the MAW Webmaster today, and so here it is:

MAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE - LIGHTS OUT MATCH: B-BOY © v. COLT CABANA

These two put on a battle at Twelve, and ever since then the fans have been screaming for some sort of rematch. This is why, that on Monday, July 19th, when Colt Cabana and Ace Steel burst into the MAW offices and demanded that Colt Cabana recieve a rematch against B-Boy with the title on the line. Citing public interest, Jim Kennix and his booking team decided to sign the match, but decided to make it a Lights Out match just to see if the two could top the brutality of their first encounter, hence the name of the show. On 8/27, we all shall see Colt Cabana vs. B-Boy for the title; will Cabana be able to get the Heavyweight Title monkey off of his back, or will B-Boy shine Cabana's wizard to turn his lights out?

...AND THEN WE CALLED 187: HOMICIDE v. ACE STEEL

Ace Steel was tagging along in the offices with Colt Cabana, and mentioned to Jim Kennix how aggrivated he was that Homicide had to get into himself and Cabana's business, ultimately costing Cabana the Heavyweight Title. Kennix suggested that Steel put his money where his mouth is and told him that he will sign Homicide vs. Ace Steel. If Ace Steel wins, Steel gets a shot against B-Boy, if Homicide wins, Homicide gets to have Colt Cabana one on one.

MAW TAG TEAM TITLES - SSS MATCH: HAVANA PITBULLS v. RYAN BOZ AND BRAD BRADLEY v. SOUTHERN COMFORT

The rules to the Tag Team match on 7/16 were never properly established, so we'll take this time to explain: The first team eliminated (Zach Gowen and Silas Young) will not receive a Tag Team Title shot. The team who wins the match (Havana Pitbulls) get to choose what the stipulations of the Tag Team Title Match are. The Pitbulls, citing their backgrounds, chose an SSS Match: Strong Style and Submissions. This basically means that everything is legal when it comes to weapons and fighting styles (closed fists allowed), and the only way to defeat your opponent is by submissions.

FANS BRING THE WEAPONS: CORPORAL ROBINSON v. ADRIAN SERRANO

The stage was set at Twelve: Don't cross the boss. And also, don't cross arm breaker the boss either. Adrian Serrano obviously never indulged in the MAW Rulebook, because he chose to lock Jim Kennix into a cross arm breaker in the center of the ring. Pissed, Kennix lost his cool and put Serrano in a Fans Bring the Weapons match against a crazy mother fucker named Corporal Robinson. Oh, the humanity.

NO ROPES BARBED WIRE: IAN ROTTEN v. JC BAILEY

These two men decided to turn what was supposed to be a standard match in the first round of the Heavyweight Title Tournament into a full out deathmatch. These two men feuded in IWA Mid-South in the early stages of the year and have spilled it into the ring of Mid American Wrestling to the point that Jim Kennix has decided to call an end to it. A ring will be set up in the parking lot as to not waste time setting up the wire, and these two have been invited to go bat shit with the weapons. What will happen? Who will do what? Is somebody going to die? Buy a ticket and see yourself, faggot.

DANG...AUSTIN ARIES BE PISSED YO.

Austin Aries sent out an e-mail this week through the offices of MAW letting everyone know his dislike for the new Heavyweight Champion B-Boy, and his actions. Aries has stated that he is going to be at LIGHTS OUT!, and that he is going to fight. Who he will fight has yet to be seen.

Friday night, August 27th at 7:30pm sharp, @ The Humphrey Scottish Rite Masonic Center, located on the corner of Van Buren & Wells in downtown Milwaukee! Bell time is 7:30 p.m. and front row tickets are only $18 dollars while all other seating is only $15 dollars!!! Tickets are available at the door, emialing midam@webtv.net, or by leaving a message at 414-777-3941!!! FREE BEER will be served while supplies last!!!

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