The Mask of Norro

Because you touch yourself at night.

Where'd that come from?

LiPod! LiPod Nano! LiPod Touch! The possibilities are endless.

Alvin and the Lipmunks. Liploc Bags. Lip'n'Dale's Rescue Rangers.

We need to make a list!

You can't hate yourself! Angry Norro is not emo! Then he'd be EMO Norro!

Well, that was certainly unexpected. Hello to you too

I looked at the Request Forum and got discouraged by how cluttered it was, so I cleaned up two years worth of posts

You realize that I don't control who wins the matches, and that the game does, don't you?

And that it controlled those wins a few years back, right?

Why yes, of course. Fun fact though: one of them's a DUDE~!

Closed and moved to YOUR FACE, BITCH.

... you're about as useful to the world as a goldfish with down syndrome.

I AM NOW IN THE PROCESS OF HUMPING YOUR LEG. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING BE, I HAD YOU SPARED... BUT NOOOOOOO.

I WILL HUMP YOUR LEG

I WILL HUMP YOUR LEG

I WILL HUMP YOUR LEG

I WILL HUMP YOUR LEG

I WILL HUMP YOUR LEG

I WILL HUMP YOUR LEG

True, but down syndrome disfigures ones appearance. Surely, a goldfish with down syndrome wouldn't be easy on the eyes.