Noah

Oh my.

Jasonmufc to FC United of Machester!

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

*drops elbow on jacket*

Go Lionel Cole!

Cesaro. Noted supporter of pushing kids into fountains.

Kaz Hayashi > Gunther Von Karma

Me and Headbanger Thrasher discussing how wrong it is to steal a guy's partner.

Now perhaps Jasonmufc will learn the harsh reality of life on EWB.

Seducing a girl with Jet Li videos. I'm smooth.

I thought I heard voices in my head but they just told me I must have been imagining things.

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brakkus to be a surprise entrant in the Rumble!

I'm pretty sure there would be many guys on EWB that would gladly have Rider suck their dick. Hardly an insult.

I can smeel my vengance!

Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed?

Is there anybody who wishes to replace Bad Eddie in my boxing simulation game in the cube? You'd be taking over a fed with boxers the calibre of Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis & Wladimir Klitschko

TIM BRESNAN ???

I am Abslom Daak, Dalek Killer.

What about Ameobi, like?

Signups are now open for a fun new forum game based on the hilarious Survivor parody Total Drama

Disco fever!

Google is currently looking up an EWR update thread from Dec '11. Google is missing out on some fine masturbation topics.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine You guys are on my mind You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see I wanna be famous. I wanna live close to the sun Well pack your bags cuz I've already won Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day cuz I wanna be famous na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous