Noah

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

Daredevil's a dirty commie.

Good Idea: Voting for Mr Pogo. Bad Idea: Voting for anyone else.

There's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three, medium brown

Good idea, status updates. Bad idea, this status update.

Ship: Cloudy and Lucina

You guys going to this PTTS thing need to set up a sign and make a video of you all pointing at it.

I see in Today's Birthday's it's Rafa's birthday. If someone could slip Vader a few bucks to record a message saying it's time, it's time, it's RAFA time, that'd be awesome.

Pizza is the world's greatest food but not even an association with pizza would get me to eat vegemite......eww.

Yahoo was just browsing a profile of someone who hasn't been online in 10 months. Lousy bludging search engine, wasting my tax dollars!

Stok treats his sithole really poorly.

I don't like you, you, you, or you. As for you, you're alright I guess.

Don' t be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.

I'm watching the In Your House Dvd collection. Todd Pettengill you guys!

Let's fight!

I just heard that Jimmy Del Ray died. I guess he really is a heavenly body now.

Fear the Bat-nipples!

Tupac Watson was clearly robbed.

See? I just kicked Stan!

Ambush Bug needs a movie.

Recruit Kaney to fight Obama.

Miss Anders! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.

Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Work of art.........or crazy container of purple knockout gas?

A wild peasant village appears!