MasterOfPain

Matt, she's Shrek personified. Seriously.

Sure, I'm game

4th Round Draw

Liverpool Vs. Everton

Southampton/Manchester United Vs. Tottenham Hotspur

Hull/Newcastle Vs. Millwall/Crewe

Sunderland Vs. Blyth Spartans/Blackburn Rovers

Hartlepool United Vs. West Ham United

Leyton Orient/Sheffield United Vs. Charlton Athletic/Norwich City

Cardiff City Vs. Arsenal

Portsmouth/Bristol City Vs. Histon or Swansea

Chelsea/Southend United Vs. Ipswich Town

Cheltenham Town/Doncaster Rovers Vs. Aston Villa

West Brom/Peterborough United Vs. Queen's Park Rangers/Burnley

Torquay United Vs. Coventry City

Kettering Town Vs. Fulham

Watford Vs. Leicester City/Crystal Palace

Derby County Vs. Nottingham Forest

Birmingham City/Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs. Middlesbrough

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"Three nights ago, two sports entertainers disappeared in the woods near Ames, Iowa while shooting a documentary. Yesterday afternoon, their footage was found."

So began the infamous Blonde Bytch Project... or, at least, so began the one and only promo for the infamous Blonde Bytch Project. Briefly, the background: Stevie Richards and the Blue Meanie had recently arrived in the WWF, and Sable had only recently left. The Blonde Bytch Project was meant to be a spoof of the ultra-popular film The Blair Witch Project and was meant to rip into the departing Sable. Look it up.

Long story short: the vignettes were cut short after just one week since Vince McMahon had never seen The Blair Witch Project. Vince Russo, author of the skits, was disappointed, as he has said he believed they could've been used to springboard Richards and Meanie.

Only in this scenario, the vignettes weren't cancelled, the Blonde Bytch was discovered, and Stevie Richards and the Blue Meanie became one of the hottest tag teams in the WWF.

Your assignment:

1. We know how the Blonde Bytch Project would've likely gone. Parodies of this film had been done to death. Therefore, you will begin by writing ending to the Blonde Bytch Project vignettes, in which Meanie and Richards discover the Blonde Bytch. You may use any blonde woman who worked for the WWF any time that year, including Ryan Shamrock, Terri Runnels, Debra, Luna Vachon, Barbara Bush, and the debuting Miss Kitty. Alternatively, the Blonde Bytch may be a male manager in drag. Either way, the vignettes must be used as a means to introduce a new third member to the Stevie/Meanie entourage.

2. Write an ending to the New Age Outlaws vs. Edge & Christian WWF Tag Team Title match at Unforgiven. Richards, the Meanie, and the Blonde Bytch must play a role in the ending as the Meanie and Richards (or all three) make a play for the WWF Tag Team Titles.

3. Write a promo on the next night's Raw in which the new stable announces its intentions. The WWF Tag Team Champions (either the heel New Age Outlaws or a pre-nerd turn babyface Edge & Christians) must be the targets; they may or may not be involved in the promo.

4. Map out Stevie & The Meanie's rise to the top contendership over the next four months. At least three of the WWF's other tag teams must be involved in some way (The Acolytes, the New Age Outlaws, the New Brood [Hardy Boyz], Edge & Christian, Hardcore & Crash Holly, the Dudleyz, Mankind & Al Snow, the Mean Street Posse, and Too Cool are all possibilities).

5. Write out in full a four-team match at the 2000 Royal Rumble in which some combination of Stevie, Meanie, and the Blonde Bytch win the WWF Tag Team Titles. Whichever member of the team isn't wrestling must be involved in the finish.

6. Provide a brief wrap-up that in some way leads to a ladder match at WrestleMania 2000 between some combination of your Stevie/Meanie/Bytch team and two of these three teams: Edge & Christian, the Hardy Boyz, and the Dudleyz.

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And speaking of people with my role, when I was reading Dukes post about being the bomb role, I forgot that I was the bomb role.

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In Summer 2004 Mordecai was set to make his WWE debut at Judgement Day after a series of promos. In real life his stint lasted just a few weeks, but for the purposes of this challenge he'll last for at least the length of one feud. Your job is as follows:

Write Mordecai's debut at Judgement day, he must not be in a match.

Recap Mordecai's feud with a character of your choice (*) - this must include his first match on SmackDown!

Hint at a future feud between Mordecai and a major WWE character with a backstage segment at the GAB.

Write Mordecai vs. Opponent at GAB

* Mordecai's first feud must not be with Hardcore Holly, Eddie Guerrero or The Undertaker.

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ME!

Shall we say..a week from now?

I'd be up for it Pepsi.

Also, while we're talking about bad play, how about my play in DBZ?

Me too.

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NWA Championship

Ric Flair Promotions Clash of the Champions

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Seriously, this is one of the best opening scenes in any film i've seen.

Andy Van Der Meyde - Absolute.SHITE!

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HAMILTON WINS! HAMILTON WINS! Hamilton is the youngest ever Formula 1 champion.

First in if sign ups are open.

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OK, I just had an idea that I want someone to run, it's a twenty person game, and I don't know how abilities would work, but the idea is................

Premier League mafia, where the games are the day phase and full time is the night phase, and I don't know who you could have as the mafia, maybe the big four, maybe newbie mafia ie. Hull being the don and Stoke and West Brom being goons. What do you guys think?