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Status Updates posted by Schlitzbrille
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I will not do it over here/I will not do it over there/I will not do it in the sky/I will not do it while making a pie/I will not, I will not accept your invite to play Facebook games, Sam I Am.
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Hello EWB. Has ESPN told you all how fantastic I am and the greatest quarterback in NFL history? I totally don't have issues with insecurity or anything.
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Someone decided that cranberry mustard had to exist. Probably the same mindset also makes mango coconut water acceptable.
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That moment when I figured out that there's enough Gatorade at work to make a one-man fort.
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Watched the fourth Harry Potter movie earlier, and DEAR GOD MOANING MYRTLE WANTED TO DO THINGS WITH HARRY.
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The announcement of Bruno Sammartino going into the WWE Hall of Fame apparently so freaked out my laptop that it contracted the FBI Moneypak virus. Everything's working fine now.