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  1. TNA Presents: Turning Point

    NWA World Championship

    Sting vs. Christian Cage © w/ Chris Jericho

    Rhino vs. Sabu and Paul Heyman

    If Rhino wins, Heyman leaves TNA

    Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle

    Christopher Daniels vs. AJ Styles

    Rob Van Dam vs. Jeff Jarrett

    No Disqualification

    X Division Championship

    Senshi vs. Petey Williams vs. Chris Sabin ©

    Ultimate X Match

    Kip James vs. Test

  2. TNA iMPACT!

    Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the new two hour iMPACT!!!! We have a great show for you tonight. Last week, we saw Sting hanged from the rafters, but Chris Jericho. In what condition will Sting be in, for the NWA World Title match, this Sunday. Tonight, the two men who were behind this terrible act will team up. They will tag together for the first time, since both men worked for WWE. They will take on the team of Kip James and former NWA Champion, Ron Killings. Also, Jim Cornette announced on nwawrestling.com, that a tourniment will be held tonight. This isn't a normal tourniment as, it will begin with two four way matches. It will end this Sunday, in a triple threat Ultimate X match.

    The camera cuts backstage and Jeremy Borash is waiting in the parking lot. A limo pulls up and out steps Jeff Jarrett. Borash runs up to Jarrett, asking him why he attacked Paul Heyman last week. Jarrett looked directly into the camera and said, he did it for "you", and walked into the building.

    Back to the arena now as we get ready for our first tourniment match. First to enter the ring is the bizarre looking Kazarian. Kazarian has recenlty been running around with Raven and his new stable, Serotonin. Eric Young comes out to a nice pop and then comes Austin Starr. This guy thinks he is the shit, and who could blame him. He can really get it done in the ring. Next out, is Petey Williams. Petey has a lot of momentum rolling into this match and has unfinished business with Chris Sabin. This match showed why the X Division is the future of this business. All four men going at in this one and showing some great high risk attacks. With Petey and Kazarian brawling on the outside, Starr takes Young out with a fierce brain buster!! He makes the cover, but both Kazarian and Williams hit the ring for the save. Maverick Matt and Divine hit the ring and begin to brawl with Starr, Young, and Williams. Divine takes Young out with a clothes line over the top rope. Bentley takes Starr down with a super kick, via his uncle HBK. Williams has Kazarian down, stomping him and Matt runs at him. Williams back drops Matt over the top rope. Williams then sets Kazarian up and connects with the Canadian Destroyer!!! William picks up the win and dodges Serotonin and leaves the arena.

    Winner: Petey Williams

    Raven enters the ring now and orders his lackeys to bring Young and Starr into the ring. Now Raven's followers beat down the two men in the ring and they are busted open. Referees and officials hit the ring and order Serotonin to the back, except for Maverick Matt, who is in the next tourniment match. The winner of the next match will enter the UItimate X Match with both Petey Williams and Chris Sabin.

    Maverick Matt is in the ring waiting on his opponents and here they come. First out is the founder of Paparazzi Productions, Alex Shelley. Shelley comes out and gives the broadcast booth a DVD and tells them not to play it, until the ppv. Next out is possibly the best X Division competetitor to never hold the X Title. Sonjay Dutt comes out and slides into the ring. The final competitor to come to the ring is the Warrior, Senshi. He hits the ring and attacks everyone. Senshi gets everyone to the ground and taunts to the crowd. This match gets crazy as Shelley takes Senshi out with the Shellshock!!! Dutt comes over the top rope with a spring board leg drop, to break the hold. Matt takes Dutt out with a Super Kick!!! He now heads to the top rope and connects with the Picture Perfect Elbow Drop. He makes the cover, but Dutt breaks up the pin and sends Matt to the outside. Dutt then comes through the ropes with a suicide dive!!! Shelley climbs to the top rope and comes off with a corkscrew body splash!!! Senshi runs now and flips onto the apron. He then kicks the men back and hits a springboard moonsault!!! All four men are down outside the ring, but Shelley rolls Dutt into the ring and locks him in the Border City Stretch!!! Senshi comes off the top with his flying double leg stomp!!! He crashes down onto both men, involved in the submission hold!!! Matt enters the ring and misses the Super Kick and Senshi takes him out with the Ki Krusher 99'!!!! Senshi picks up the win and celebrates this huge victory. It's set in stone, Senshi vs. Petey Williams vs. Chris Sabin for the X Division Championship, at Turning Point!!!

    Winner: Senshi

    Last week Paul Heyman challenged Rhino to a handicap match, between him and Sabu. Heyman said that if Rhino wins this match, then he will leave the company. Well Heyman has booked both Sabu and Rhino, in warm up matches this week. The first match is right now and out comes the first competitor, Sabu!! Sabu comes to the ring with Heyman at his side. Heyman then introduces Sabu's opponent for this match.... Brother Runt!!! Heyman said this will be an extreme match and if anyone interferes in this match, they will be suspended right on the spot. Brother Runt comes out to the ring and Sabu begins the fight, by throwing a chair over the top rope, right into Runt's face!!! Sabu now comes over the top rope with a somer sault plancha! Sabu then slams Runt into the steel steps and pulls a table from under the ring. Sabu sets up the table in the ring and rolls Runt in. Sabu then jumps off second rope and takes Runt down with a tornado ddt on the steel chair. Sabu now lays Runt on the table and comes off with the Arabian Face Buster!!! Sabu crashes Runt through the tables. Sabu finishes Runt off with the Triple Jump Moonsault!! Heyman pulls another table from under the ring and slides it into Sabu. Sabu sets Runt on the table, but Team 3D run to the ring to save their brother. Sabu and Heyman flee to the back.

    Winner: Sabu

    Christian Cage and Chris Jericho are in the back getting ready for their tag team match, later tonight. Cage asks Jericho to be in his corner this Sunday in his match with Sting. Jericho says yeah, if Sting shows up. Jericho said he has never put a beating on anyone like that, in a long time. Cage said whatever, no one will be able to take the belt off his shoulders, especially with Jericho helping him.

    Up next is Samoa Joe vs. AJ Styles. This is Styles first match since his partner Christopher Daniels attacked him. Kurt Angle is banned from ringside for this match, so things don't get too out of hand before Turning Point. This is sure to be another classic bout, between these two. Samoa Joe dominates the beginning of this match. Joe whips Styles into the ropes, but Styles takes him down with the Palay!!! Styles blocks the Muscle Buster and drops Joe down with a reverse ddt. Styles heads to the top rope and connects with the Spiral Tap!!! Styles makes the cover, but Christopher Daniels pulls the referee from under the ring. Styles tries to come over the top rope onto Daniels, but gets caught up in the Kokina Clutch!!!! Styles is forced to tap out!!! Daniels hits the ring and begins to pound his former partner down. Daniels busts Styles open with a chair shot and locks him in a camel clutch. Samoa Joes taunts him while he is down, until Kurt Angle runs to the ring.

    Winner: Samoa Joe

    Angle hits the ring and scares Daniels off, but Joe stands face to face with him. They know they aren't supposed to touch each other, but only time will tell before one of them snaps!!! Joe then spits in the face of the Olympic Hero. Angle stands back and takes a swing at Joe!!!! Luckily Joe ducks the punch and rolls to the outside. Joe taps his head, like he is smarter than Angle. I don't know how smart it was to piss Angle off, but this Sunday he will get to lay more than a finger on Joe.

    Next up is our tag team match. Jericho has caused all kind of hell with Sting, since debuting in TNA. Tonight, he tags with his good friend Christian Cage. Ron Killings and Kip James comes out and all four men begin to brawl in the ring. The referee gets the men to their corners and rings the bell. Kip James and Jericho start the match out. They brawl back and forth, but Jericho catches him with a flying forearm. Jericho climbs to the top rope and comes off with a missile drop kick. Jericho makes the tag to Christian. Jericho whips James off the ropes and Christian takes him down with a drop kick. Christian makes the cover, but Killings is in for the save. Christian and Jericho make quick tags and keep the pressure on Kip James. Jericho and Christian now set James up for a double suplex, but Kip reverses, kicks Jericho in the gut and drops Christian down with a ddt!!! Ron Killings comes in on fire!!! He takes Christian and Jericho down with back to back clothes lines. He drop kicks Christian and hits Jericho with a jumping side kick, which knocks him through the ropes!! Killings bounces off the ropes and takes Christian down with the Lie Detector!! Killings makes the cover, but Jericho pulls the referee out of the ring and punches him. Jericho now grabs the NWA Title and slides it into Christian. Christian attempts to hit Killings with the title, but Kip James hits him with the Fame-ass-er!!!! James makes it to his feet and is immediatly take out with a Big Boot!!! It's Test!!! Test has taken James out of this match!! Jericho now takes Killings out with the title. Another referee hits the ring and Jericho rolls Christian on top. 1..2..3!! Christian and Jericho pick up the cheap victory!! Christian holds his title in the air and they walk to the back.

    Winners: Christian Cage and Chris Jericho

    Rhino comes to the ring to see who his opponent is for tonight. This match will also be an extreme match. Rhino is in the ring and a look of shock, as Abyss comes down to the ring. Abyss hits the ring and Rhino fires off some shots, before being tossed over the top rope!! Abyss follows and slams Rhino, sternum first on the gaurd rail!! Abyss throws Rhino over into the crowd and follows. Rhino begins to brawl back, as they fight back into the tech area. Rhino chokes Abyss with some cables. Rhino takes Abyss back out into the tech area, but Abyss takes the advantage and hits Rhino with a trash can. Abyss lays Rhino onto a table and looks up to the balcony!! Sabu is up there and points to the sky. Sabu has a chair and comes off the balcony with the Arabian Facebuster and crashes through Rhino, and through the table!!! Abyss makes the easy cover and picks up the win.

    Winner: Abyss

    Paul Heyman comes out to the ring and tells James Mitchell to order Abyss to drag Rhino into the ring. Abyss does this and Heyman comes face to face with Rhino. Heyman talks shit to Rhino and gives him the 'Kiss of Death', so to speak. Then Sabu throws fire in his face!!! Rhino rolls on the ground in agony!!! Team 3D hit the ring and begin to brawl with Abyss and Sabu. They begin to take the fight to the outside and Jeff Jarrett runs to the ring, with his guitar. Heyman sees him and gets to his knees to beg for mercy!! Jeff takes his swing, but someone comes off the top rope with a kick to the side of Jarrett's head!!! The masked man picks up the guitar and takes him out!!! The masked man takes his hood off and reveals himself!!! IT'S ROB VAN DAM!!!! RVD is in TNA!!! Heyman got in Jarrett's face and told him to never fuck with him. Sunday night, at Turning Point, we will see Rob Van Dan vs. Jeff Jarrett in a no disqualification match!!!! Heyman drops the mic. and they make their way to the back. Heyman is building an army!! Heyman is stirring up some trouble in TNA, but it is also bringing some TNA stars together. It looks as if Jarrett, Rhino, and Team 3D has formed some kind of alliance, to try and stop Heyman's reign of terror!!!

  3. Huge news out of TNAwrestling.com....

    TNA has just signed a lucrative deal with Spike TV. This deal will include a two hour slot on Thursday

    Nights!!!This will begin next week, with the new debut of the two hour Impact.

    In other news, Monty Brown has broke his leg. He will be out 7 months to rehab his injuries. Brown says he will be back and better than ever.

    TNA Impact Preview

    Jeff Jarrett will be in the house tonight and he will have some answers to the questions, that have

    been asked all week. Why did he attack Heyman? What is going through his head? and more!!!

    Jim Cornette has scheduled an eight man tourniment. There will be two winners in this tourniment.

    The winners will go on to fight Chris Sabin, for the X Title. The match will be an Ultimate X Match!!

    Rhino will be in the house this week, after his short suspension. Will he have an answer for Heyman's challenge? Heyman also has a special opponent for Rhino. Heyman will be giving practice matches for

    both Rhino and Heyman's partner, Sabu. Their opponents will remain unknown, until their

    matches.

    Sting was hanged from the rafters last week on Impact and is not scheduled to be in the house. Sting will

    return this Sunday for his title match. Meenwhile, we willl see Christian Cage and Chris Jericho team

    up in a tag match. Their opponents will be Kip James and Ron Killings. Test will also, be in the house

    and is in a foul mood after he lost his debut match, last week.

    Samoa Joe is scheduled for in-ring action. Cornette has banned Kurt Angle from ringside for this match

    Cornette says if these two lay a finger on their opponent, then their match will be called off and both

    men will be suspended, indefinatly.

    Scott Steiner has been let go. He has become increasingly hard to work with, because he doesn't

    want to put any of the young talent over.

  4. TNA Impact

    December 22, 2006

    Welcome to TNA Impact!! Tonight, we are going to see a great main event. This match was announced right before the show began. The returning Chris Harris will be taking on the Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle has been involved in a fantastic fued with Samoa Joe. Both men hold one victory over each other and a third match is scheduled for Turning Point. That isn't the only big match tonight. We will also see a number one contender match for the X Division Title.This match will include Senshi and Petey Williams.

    Kip James vs Test :

    Test is making his debut in this match. Kip James took it to the big man in the beginning of the match. James dropped Test with a neck breaker, but only got a two count. James whips Test into the ropes and hits him with a back drop. Test ducked a clothes line and took the advantage with a full nelson slam. Test nailed James with a running powerbomb. Test made the cover, but kicked out before the two. James makes it to his feet, but Test runs at him. Test misses the Big Boot and gets caught up on the top rope. James takes him down with a clothes line. James picks him up and takes him out with a Jackhammer type suplex. James picks Test up and takes him out with the Missouri Boat Ride!!! 1..2...3!!! Test rolls to the outside, defeated. He grabs a chair from ringside and slides back into the ring. Test takes Kip out with a huge chair shot. Test may have lost the match, but he has made a statement in his debut match.

    Winner: Kip James

    67, 63, 72

    Christopher Daniels cut a promo, saying AJ Styles always thought he was the best man in their tag team. Well Daniels proved him wrong last week and he is not done with Styles. Not by a long shot. These two men have fueded in the past and it can get brutal. This war obviously isn't over and probably won't ever be over, for a long time.

    83, Daniels gained overness from this segmant.

    Senshi vs Petey Williams :

    Last week we saw Petey Williams take on Chris Sabin for the X Division Championship. After Sabin picked up the win, Senshi ran to the ring and took the champ out. Senshi held the title in the air after his attack, symbolizing he wants to be champion. Jime Cornette gives him the opportunity tonight, because the winner of this match will fight Sabin, at Turning Point. Senshi takes Williams down early with a crazy kick to the skull. Senshi hits Williams with two snap suplexes and heads to the top rope. Williams is up and crotches Senshi in the corner, backwords. German suplex, off the top rope, but Senshi flips over and lands on his face!! Williams locks Senshi in the Sharpshooter!!! Senshi uses his leg power and flips Williams off of him. Senshi bounces off the ropes and hits a drop kick to the jaw! Senshi off the ropes against and connects with a quick elbow. Senshi tosses Williams over the top rope and he lands on the apron. Senshi tries to suplex him back inside, but Williams pulls him onto the apron, too. Senshi takes Williams off the apron, with a side Russian leg sweep. Both men bounce off the ground and both men are out. The referee utilizes the the 10 count! This match is a draw, what about the match at Turning Point?

    Winner: Draw

    65, 42, 89

    We come back from the break and Christian Cage comes out to the ring. He begins to run his mouth off, about Sting not having a chance at the PPV. He says no one is going to takes this title from him. He goes on and on about being undefeated and the best champion to come through TNA. He looks up at asks where the Stinger was? He knows he up there and then he shows up. Sting steps out of the shadows, up on the cat walk. Just then, Chris Jericho is behind him!! Jericho beats him down and begins to choke him with a loose cable. He ties the cable around Sting neck and tosses him over!!! Sting is hanging above the crowd, from the rafters!!!! Jericho taunts the crowd, as Sting goes unconsious.

    88

    Chris Harris vs Kurt Angle :

    This is Chris Harris' first match back since James Storm turned on him. Angle kicks off the match with some great mat work. Angle takes Harris down with a belly to belly suplex. Angle then locks Harris in a rear naked choke. Harris makes it to his feet and drop kicks Angle off of his. Harris takes Angle down with a verticle suplex and locks him in a head lock. Angle makes it to his feet and hits Harris with a belly to back, to break the hold. Harris is back to his feet, bounces off the ropes, and takes Angle down with a flying clothes line. Harris climbs to the top rope, but Angle meets him up there and arm drags him off. Angle makes the cover, but Harris gets the kick out. Angle tries to lock him in the Ankle Lock, but Harris gets out of it. Harris goes for the Spear, but Angle moves. Harris takes out referee Mark Johnson with the Spear! Harris then hits Angle with the Catatonic!! Harris makes the cover, but the referee is still knocked out. Harris tries to pick him, but when he turned around he was taken out with a super kick!! James Storm just took his former partner out!! Angle is quick to lock in the Ankle Lock, after the interference and Harris taps out!! The ref. calls for the bell and Angle celebrates his win, while Harris takes off after Storm, to the back. In the ring, Angle is side blinded by a boot to the face, from Samoa Joe. Joe locks Angle in the Kokina Clutch!!! Referees and other staff members hit the ring to break it up!! Samoa Joe has gone crazy!!

    Winner: Kurt Angle

    85, 82, 89

    Paul Heyman comes out to close the show and makes a challenge to Rhino. He says he wants a piece of Rhino at Turning Point. He says that if Rhino beats him in the middle the ring, then he will go quietly. However, this match will be a handicap match. Heyman says his partner for this match is the Homocidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Human Highlight Reel... before he could finish, Heyman was taken out with a guitar shot!!! Jeff Jarrett has taken Heyman out and flees the ring, before Sabu could run to the ring. Jarrett taunts to the crowd and makes his way to the back. Sabu stands hovers over Heyman as the show comes to an end!

    82

    Overall Show Rating: 78

  5. [nwawrestling.com]

    Injury update: Former WWE Tag Team Champion, BG James suffered a near carreer ending injury. James was involved in a freak accident involving a motor-cycle, a 93 year old call girl, and two midgets. No details of the injury right now, but he is expected to be out, at least 7 months.

    TNA Impact Preview

    Last week on Impact, we saw Rhino escorted out of the building. TNA management has banned Rhino from the building this week, for Heyman's protection. Everyone back stage are on edge. No one knows what is going to happen next. The current roster doesn't know who is going to show up, from a week-on-week basis. Some former ECW stars and current TNA stars are on their toes waiting for anything.

    We will see a one-on-one match between, Petey Williams and Senshi. The winner of this match will go on to Turning Point, to fight Chris Sabin for the X Division Title.

    Kip James will be in the house in singles action. He will be facing a man making his debut, after getting the boot from WWE. You know the old saying, one man's trash is another man's..... crazy, roid-out, mother fucker!!! Test makes his debut in TNA.

    Sting, Jericho, Christian, Angle and Samoa Joe are all scheduled to be in the house!!! Join us for the action!!

  6. TNA Impact

    TNA Impact begins and the crowd is going wild. Mike Tenay announces the main event. Tonight, we will see Sting try to get some payback. Chris Jericho debuted last week and assaulted the former NWA Champion. Tonight these men will fight one-on-one. Jim Cornette stated that if Sting wins, then he will face Christian Cage. Sting will get a rematch for the title at Turning Point.

    Petey Williams vs Chris Sabin © :

    This match will be for the X Division Championship.These two wrestle around for a couple of minutes, doing some good back and forth action. Sabin takes Williams down with a spring board hurricanranna.Sabin heads to the top rope and comes off with a huge leg drop. Sabin made the cover, but Williams is quick to kick out. Williams bounces off the ropes and connects with a running tornado ddt!! Sabin bounces off the canvas and rolls to the outside. Petey comes over the top with a spring board cross body!! Williams slams Sabin into the gaurd rail and climbs onto the apron. Williams jumps off, missing a jumping side kick!! Petey crashes into the gaurd rail. Sabin rolls into the ring and gets the crowd pumped up. Petey rolls into the ring, before the 10 count. Sabin goes to pick Petey up, but is taken by surprise with a low blow!! Petey pulls Sabin's head between his legs and motions for the Canadian Destroyer! Sabin powers out of it and somehow gets him in the Cradle Shock!! 1...2...3!!! Sabin retains the title and celebrates his win on the top rope. Senshi sneaks into the ring, behind Sabin!! Sabin turns right into the Ki Krusher 99'!!! Senshi stares at the title and hoists it, up in the air.

    Winner: Chris Sabin

    75, 57, 93

    Paul Heyman comes to the ring. He begins to babble on about the future of TNA. Rhino comes out onto the rampway, to a huge pop. Rhino begins to explain, that everything Heyman touches turns to shit!! He said the only way TNA is going to have a future, is if Heyman isn't apart of it. Rhino now walks down to the ring and get's right in Heyman's face. Heyman tells him that if he touches him he will be suspended and sent to jail!! Just then Sabu runs from the back and enters the ring with a chair!! He throws the chair right into Rhino's head! Rhino shook it off like it was a bug bite and Gored the hell out of him. With Sabu down, Rhino gives Heyman a murdurous look and attacks. Rhino beats Heyman down and a score of police officers hit the ring and locks Rhino in cuff. Heyman smacks Rhino and tells him he is done.

    78

    New TNA interviewer, Lillian Garcia is in the back with the "Alfa Male" Monty Brown. He was there to hype himself up. He said he will return to action next week. Lillian asks him, what his plans are for the future!! He saud he wants gold and who ever gets in his way, they will get the Pooooouncccce!!!!!!!

    80

    The Naturals vs Daniels and Styles :

    This will be the final match for the team of Styles/Daniels. They just don't see themselves going in the right direction. They agreed that they belong in the X Division!! AJ begins the match with some brawling with Stevens. Styles takes him down with a hurricanranna and connects with a standing shooting star press. Chase begins to make it to his feet and Styles takes him down with a Shinng Wizard. He makes the cover, but Andy Douglas is in the ring for the save. Douglas takes Styles down with a neck breaker and drags Stevens to the corner. He tags himself in and gets to work. Douglas whips Styles into the ropes and takes him down with a spinning heel kick. Styles ducks a clothes line and connects with the soccer kick. Styles tags out to Daniels and he comes in on fire. Stevens enters the ring and Daniels takes him down with a clothes line. Fallen Angle now drop kicks Douglas, hits Stevens with a drop kick, and then takes Andy down with a running Judo slam. Daniels comes off the top rope with the BME!!! Chase was able to make the save and Styles tags himself in. Styles tosses Stevens from the ring and hits Douglas with the Styles Clash!!! 1...2...3!! Daniels joins Styles and they celebrate winning their last match together.

    Winners: AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels

    79, 68, 91

    Styles turns his back on Daniels to hype up the crowd and Daniels clips him!! Daniels now stomps the leg of Styles!! Daniels rains down punches on the forehead of Styles. AJ is busted open!!! Daniels now takes him out with the Angle's Wings!!! E.M.T.'s come out and put Styles on a stretcher. Daniels beats up the E.M.T.'s and sets the stretcher up, just outside the ring. Daniels now heads to the top rope and connects with the BME!! The stretcher crumbles and Styles is out!! Daniels has taken out his former partner.

    73

    Christopher Daniels's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Christopher Daniels gained overness from this turn.

    Chris Jericho vs Sting :

    Main Event time and if Sting comes out on top he will get his rematch, against Christian Cage!! This match will also mark, Jericho's first official match in TNA. Sting begins the match with a couple of right hands and then knocks him down with a back elbow! Sting picks him up and slams him back down. Sting whips Jericho into the corner, but Jericho comes off the second rope with a cross body. Jericho picks him up and takes him down with a belly to belly suplex. Jericho comes off the second rope with a Lion Sault!! Sting gets his knees up and Jericho is triving in pain, holding his ribs. Sting plants Jericho with a verticle suplex. Sting whips Jericho into the corner and connects with the Stinger Splash!! Sting then planted Jericho with the Scorpion Death Drop. He makes the cover, but Jericho kicks out. Jericho bounces off the ropes and takes Sting down with a bull dog. Jericho now locks Sting in the Lion Tamer!!! The old school Lion Tamer and puts his knee on the ground. Sting is screaming, but somehow makes it to the ropes. Sting drops Jericho with a desperation ddt and drops the referee in the process. Christian Cage runs down to the ring with his title in hand. He swings and Sting ducks. Christian takes Jericho out with the title!!! Sting clothes lines Christian out of the ring and locks Jericho in the Scorpion Death Lock!!! The referee comes to and Jericho is tapping out!!! Sting wins!!! Sting heads to Turning Point for a NWA World Title Match!!! Christian is back in and takes Sting down with a falling reverse ddt!! Christian brings two chairs into the ring and lays Sting down onto one of them. Christian then does a one man conchairto!!!! Sting is hurt and this show is over.

    Winner: Sting

    87, 91, 79

    Overall Rating: 79

    We got a 4.38 rating for 'TNA iMPACT!'!

    The attendance level was 1755 people.

    We made $52650 from ticket sales.

  7. One thing is for sure I'm not going to stop, but I appreciated some of your other comments. I'm also very computer literate. I just didn't think to copy and paste, from Word or something.

    Sorry about the confusion, but I meant to say that if Sting wins his match against Jericho, he would face Christian at the PPV. This match would be a rematch for the title. I'm using current champions, only at the beginning of December. I'm using an older scenerio and messed around in the editor, to make this game.

    Who care's if my backstory is ludicris? More than half the diaries on this board, start out with a ludacris backstory. Like I said in an earlier post, this is just for me to have fun.

    Also, Sabu walked out because he was part of my deal with Heyman. There are a couple of other superstars, from the WWE to show up. Keep reading to find out who! Plus, Sabu is miserable in WWE. I have seen no pushes for Sabu.

    Example: Jobbing him to Umaga. Keeping him out of the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Jobbing him to Test?!!! C'mon, what push are you seeing?

  8. nwawrestling.com

    Last week on TNA Impact, Paul Heyman showed up and he didn't show up alone. Heyman is scheduled to be in the house this week. Rhino will also be in the house and he is in a foul mood. Heyman better have some back up. Will anyone step up to help Rhino's quest to rid Heyman of TNA?

    The fans asked for it and are getting it. One last match... one last tag team match. Christopher Daniels will team up with Styles one last time. They will take on The Naturals.

    Chris Jericho made his TNA debut and attacked Sting last week. Cornette has scheduled a match between the two. Cornette says if Sting can win this match, he will get his rematch. He will get a one-on-one match with Christian Cage for the NWA Title, at Turning Point!!!

    Chris Sabin will defend his X Division title. He will defend against one of the top performers, in the X Division. Petey Williams will step up and take his next shot, at the gold.

  9. Well the fact of the matter is that I'm just to high to care. I actually have a life and a job and everything. Yes, this is a Fantasy Diary. I'm basically writing this for myself. Yes, it does help pass the time and give me something do. Keeps me out of trouble and keeps me from stabbing people and such. That fact is I respect opinions, but that doesn't mean I respect the man with the opinion.

    SmokeouT

  10. TNA Impact

    Paul Heyman starts the show off saying he is the new sheriff in town. He will be one of the bookers and there are going to be great changes around TNA. Heyman began to do a shoot on WWE. How they turned his baby into a laughing stock of the Wrestling World. Before he could talk much more, he was interrupted by Rhino!! Rhino ran to the ring and got right in the face of Heyman. They begin to argue in the ring. Rhino now grabs Heyman and pushes him into the ring. The lights go out in the arena. When they come back on, the homocidal, genocidal, suicidal extremest, Sabu is in the ring holding a chair. He points to the sky and throws the chair into Rhino’s face. The fight spills to the outside. Referees and officials enter the arena to break the fight up. Heyman is in the ring and announces that tonight, in the main event, we will see ‘the War Machine’ Rhino take on ‘the Human Highlight Reel’, that is Sabu.

    90

    <=========Commercial=======>

    Ron Killings vs Abyss w/ James Mitchell :

    Abyss uses his strength to take the early. Abyss takes Killings down with a massive big boot. Abyss hooks the leg, but Killings kicked out at the 2 and half count. Killings ducks a clothes line, and hits Abyss with a jumping side kick, unable to knock the beast to the ground. Killings heads to the top rope and connects with a missile drop kick, but barely affects the big monster. Killings comes off the top rope with a double axe handle, but Abyss catches him across the throat and drops him with a nice clothes line. Abyss makes the cover again, but Killings kicked out. Killings hits Abyss with a gut shot, bounces off the ropes and connects with the Lie Detector. Killings hits Abyss with a jumping leg drop. Abyss kicks out and hits Killings with an upper cut. Abyss takes Killings down with a lariat. Abyss has him up and connects with the Shock Treatment, it’s over now!!! 1...2...3!!! Abyss picks up a nice win, over the former NWA World Champion. Mitchell joined Abyss in the ring for a celebration.

    Winner: Abyss

    69, 65, 74

    <========Commercial=========>

    Kurt Angle is walking around backstage, meeting some of the various TNA wrestlers. He then comes to Samoa Joe. Angle offered him a handshake, but Joe just laughed in his face. Saying that he doesn’t care, what he did in the Olympics or how many titles he won in WWE. Joe said, “There is just one problem with you.”

    “What’s that?”

    “You’ve never beat me...” Joe finished.

    “Well, we will have to change that, soon!” Angle finished and walked away from the ‘Samoan Submission Machine’.

    Samoa Joe just nodded and gave an evil smirch, sending us to the commercial break.

    <=========Commercial=========>

    Jerry Lynn vs Elix Skipper :

    Jerry Lynn enters the ring with the mic. He rants on about how this X Division has gone done hill. He knows that he has to come back, come back to prove he is the best X Division star or light heavy weight wrestler in the world. He has layed down the challenge to any cruiserweight, X division, or any one around the world to accept. Elix Skipper now makes it out to the ring. Skipper is a former tag champion with XXX a couple years ago. Presently he was involved with the Diamond in the Rough, but that stable has been disband. He wants to prove he is a singles competitor. Lynn is right on the attack working on the legs of Primetime. Lynn hits a drop kick to the downed opponent. Lynn locks Skipper in a fierce camel clutch. Now with some forearms on the forehead of his opponent. Lynn gets tripped up and Skipper crotches Lynn on the top rope. Skipper the walks the ropes and hits Lynn with an amazing hurricanranna. Elix Skipper hits Lynn with the Play of the Day!! 1...2... no! The veteran gets his leg on the middle rope. Skipper heads to the top rope and comes off with a moonsault. Lynn catches him in mid-air and drops him shoulder first, over his knee. Skipper is hurt now and Lynn has focused in on the shoulder now. Lynn slams Skipper shoulder first into the gaurd rail, between the second turnbuckle. Lynn then drops Skipper down with an arm breaker. Skipper makes it to his feet and ducks a super kick with the Matrix!! Lynn turns him around and connects with the Cradle Piledriver!!! Lynn now locks Skipper in a reverse arm bar and Skipper has no other choice, but to tap out. Lynn wins the match, but he isn’t finished. Lynn rolls to the outside and grabs a chair. He brings the chair into the ring and wraps it around Skipper’s shoulder. Lynn comes off the second rope with a huge leg drop!!! Skipper is thriving in pain. Officials hit the ring to calm Lynn down. EMT’s come to the ring and take Skipper out on the stretcher.

    Winner: Jerry Lynn

    71, 64, 79

    <=======Commercial=========>

    Sabu w/ Paul Heyman vs Rhino :

    Rhino hits the ring looking more pissed off than usual. Sabu now comes down to the ring, with Heyman by his side. Heyman gets on the mic and announced that this match is a hardcore match. Rhino is on task taking the fight to Sabu. Both men brawl back and forth, until Rhino takes Sabu down with a huge chair shot!! Rhino now throws Sabu to the outside and slams him into the steel stairs. Rhino piledrives Sabu on the stairs, as well. Sabu has been busted open and has dawned the crimson mask!! Sabu is down and Rhino pulls a table from underneath the ring. Rhino pulls Sabu onto the apron and attempts the piledriver. Sabu hits Rhino with a backdrop and he crashes through the table. Sabu sets a chair up in the ring. Sabu runs up the chair, bounces off the top rope, and crashes into the Rhino with a somersault plancha. Sabu now sets up a table and lays Rhino onto it. Sabu rolls into the ring and uses the ropes to catapault himself over the top. Rhino moves and Sabu crashes through the table!!! Rhino sets a table up in the corner of the ring, going back to his ECW days. Rhino pulls Sabu into the ring and picks him up over his shoulder and runs to the ring, but Heyman is in and smacks Rhino in the back with a Kendo Stick. Rhino drops Sabu and immediatly turns to Heyman. He hoists Heyman over his shoulder and Gores him through the table!!! Heyman had been taken out of this match. Rhino is up and takes a chair shot, from Sabu. Sabu sets it up and goes for the Triple Jump Moonsault!!! Rhino rolls out of the way and hits Sabu with the Gore!!!! Rhino sets a chair up near the corner and drags Sabu over. Rhino pulls Sabu onto the ropes and comes off with the Rhino Piledriver onto the chair!!!!! Sabu is out and Rhino picks up the win. Rhino celebrates on the turnbuckle, but The Sandman hits the ring with the Kendo Stick. Sandman sets Rhino up onto a table. Sabu comes off the top with a leg drop!!! Sabu, Sandman, and Heyman stand strong in the middle of the ring.

    Winner: Rhino

    73, 71, 75

    <=======Commercial========>

    Sting comes down to the ring. He wants Christian to come out and face him. Sting tells Christian he has something that rightfully belongs to him. The World Title. So Sting calls Christian the ring, but nothing happens. Then Christian’s music begins to play and his video is being played. Sting is looking straight at the ramp, just waiting for Christian to get into the ring. Chris Jericho attacks Sting from behind and beats the hell out of him. He stomps him all over the ring. Jericho then locks Sting in the Lion Tamer!!!! Sting is unconsious and busted open. Jericho screams....” The King of the World is here!!!!”Jericho exits the ring, before security can get to him. EMT’s run to the ring to check on Sting.

    86

    Overall Rating: 79

    TNA got a rating of: 4.36 and Spike TV is extremely happy.

    Elix Skipper will be out for a couple of months, due to a shoulder injury cause by Jerry Lynn. No one knows what is going through Lynn’s mind. But his open challenge will still be on.

  11. nwawrestling.com

    TNA Impact Preview

    A huge announcement earlier in the week announced the arrival of Paul Heyman. He is scheduled to be on Impact tonight. He has an announcement that could shake the entire Wretling World!

    Rhino and a couple of former ECW superstars have stated, that they do not want Heyman around. Rhino said, "If Heyman is showing up in TNA, it won't be long before he thrown out. I will do everything in my power, to stop this cancer from spreading."

    Abyss is scheduled to take on former NWA World Champion, Ron Killings.

    Also, Jerry Lynn returns as a full-time wrestler.

    Sting will be in the house and he wants Christian Cage. A rumor has been spreading, that one of Christian's closest friends has been spotted backstage. This man has been spotted going into Christian's private locker room.

  12. This isn't any winning the lottery or my mom worked for Vince's Asian massage therapist story. This is a story about the perfect hand. Here I was sitting at the World Series of Poker, Main Event. My mom and dad threw in to pay the buy-in. A perfect Christmas gift. So here I was going head to head with some of the biggest Poker stars. There was one person I recognized right away. It was Paul Heyman. At this point of the tourniment, Heyman and I had been discussing what to do with our winnings. Heyman said he would find the most brutal assasins and pay them every dime, to kill Vince McMahon. I was like damn this dude is out of his mind, but hillarious. Anyway, he got a big smile on his face. Then he winked at me and said, "All In." I had to call him. I had pocket Q's. Heyman had pocket A's, though. The dealer delt the flop; 2 of Spades, A of Hearts, and K of Spades. I looked at him and he was smiling. That son of bitch had a set of Aces!! Dealer burns a card and deals.... another Q!!! Even a set of Q's can't win this hand so I began to pack my things. Dealer then deals another card and Heyman begins to scream!! Four fucking Q's, Heyman was out!! Needless to say I didn't win the whole tourniment, but I made a pretty penny.

    As, I was leaving the hotel the next day, I bumped into Heyman. We got into his mini-van and began to tell me his idea. Next thing I know I was on the phone with a TNA head. I told him that I would invest a couple of million in his wrestling company, if he hired Heyman. Along with Heyman, I also promised him a hand full of WWE Wrestlers in the deal. This was the beginning of the end for WWE. So I wrote the check and Heyman went to TNA.

    Roster:

    Jeff Jarrett

    Christian Cage

    Kurt Angle

    Sting

    Abyss

    Kevin Nash

    Monty Brown

    Scott Steiner

    AJ Styles

    Brother Devon

    Brother Ray

    Jerry Lynn

    Kip James

    Raven

    Rhino

    Samoa Joe

    Bobby Roode

    Chris Harris

    James Storm

    Elix Skipper

    Homocide

    Konnan

    Senshi

    Maverick Matt

    Petey Williams

    Andy Douglas

    Chase Stevens

    BG James

    Brother Runt

    Chris Sabin

    Christopher Daniels

    Kazarian

    Lance Hoyt

    Ron Killings

    Jay Lethal

    Sonjay Dutt

    Shark Boy

    Alex Shelley

    Austin Starr

    Eric Young

    Hernandez

    Johnny Divine

    Roderick Strong

    Tomko

    Also,

    Christy Hemme

    Jackie Gayda

    Jim Cornette

    Shane Douglas

    Larry Zbysko

    Gail Kim

    James Mitchell

    Traci

    Introducing...

    Paul Heyman

    TNA Impact is on Thursdays at 9:00.

    www.tnawrestling.com/news....

    Paul Heyman is rumored to show up on the next episode on Impact. There has been rumors around the internet, that he is going to bring some of WWE's superstars with him. Some names rumoured are Sabu, Sandman, and Rob Van Dam.

  13. Just think of this as the pre PPV show.

    Lance Hoyt vs. Matt Striker

    Hoyt entered the ring and this is a very big guy. Next out came the school teacher Matt Striker. Hoyt took it to Striker hip tossing him almost to the other side of the ring. Striker tried to come off the top rope with a cross body, but Hoyt caught him and slammed him to the ring. Hoyt stood back and waited for him to stand. Hoyt then took him out with the Boot from Hell!! He picked him up and then hit him with the Blackout and picked the easy victory. Remember this is just a dark match.

    Winner: Lance Hoyt

  14. WWE.com

    Bobby Lashley has been warned on his recent match on Smackdown! He didn't sell his match and didn't really look like he was into it. He has earned a shot at The Great American Bash, to fight for the World Heavyweight tite. If his match at the PPV. looks anything like it did on Friday, then he will be taken off of Television for a while and sent to OVW, to learn to sell better.

    Kid Kash has been sidelined with an injury during his match on Smackdown! Kash has fractured his arm and will be out for two months.

    Smackdown! General Manager, Theadore Long has invited someone from another company to join Smackdown! He has stated that this man will make his debut this Sunday, in a WWE Cruiserweight title match, against Gregory Helms ©.

    Great American Bash

    Card subject to Change

    World Heavyweight Championship

    Bobby Lashley vs. King Booker © w/ Sharmell

    Batista vs. Mark Henry

    Punjabi Prison Match

    The Great Khali w/ Daivari vs. The Undertaker

    WWE United States Championship

    Chris Benoit vs. Finlay ©

    Joey Mathews vs. Matt Hardy

    WWE Tag Team Championship

    Petey Williams/Eric Young vs. Paul London/Brian Kendrick ©

    WWE Cruiserweight Championship

    ????? ????? vs. Gregory Helms ©

    Plus, an exclusive interview with Randy Orton.

    Please post your predictions for the first PPV.

  15. WWE Friday Night Smackdown!

    June 16, 2006

    Smackdown! begins and The Naturals are in the ring. They made their debut and won their contracts in a match with The Great Khali and Daivari.

    "We just want to thank Theadore Long for giving us a great opportunity last week. Thanks playa... anyway we aren't just going to be another tag team on Smackdown!, we are The Naturals. We are going to take every team out and make out way to the top of the division. We are here for one reason, well two reasons. First thing is of course we want to win the tag titles and be the most dominant team on Smackdown! Hell, the most dominant team in this business. The second thing is... we can finally hold our heads up high and not worry about Jeff Jarrett taking all the glory or the damn X division taking all the thunder. We are here and we are here to stay, so watch out Smackdown!"

    69, Andy Douglas gained overness from this segment. Chase Stevens gained overness from this segment.

    The Naturals vs. The Pitbulls

    Noble and Kash hit the ring and begin to brawl with the two new-comers. Kash takes Douglas over the top rope with a clothes line. Noble and Stevens begin the match in the ring. Noble takes Stevens down with a back heel kick. Noble whips Stevens into the corner, but Stevens came back with a huge clothes line. Stevens went to the top rope and connects with a nice splash. Noble kicks out at the two count and Stevens makes the tag to his partner, Andy Douglas. They whips Noble into the ropes and hits him with a big double back drop!! Noble lands hard on the canvas. Douglas makes the cover, but Noble kicked out again. Douglas whips Noble into the ropes, but Noble ducks a clothes line attempt and takes Douglas out with a stiff kick to the jaw. Noble makes the tag to Kash. Kash heads to the top rope and Douglas makes it to his feet. Kash comes off and lands on his shoulders. Kash lands the hurricanranna, but Stevens was in to make the save. Kash now whips Douglas into his corner and tags Noble in. They double team Douglas in the corner. The Putbulls pick Douglas up and go for the double suplex, but Stevens is in and chops the knee of Kash. Douglas manuvers his body and lands on Noble. Stevens throws Kash over the top rope and taunts to the crowd. The Naturals hit Noble with the Natural Disaster!!!! Douglas makes the cover and they pick up their second win, on Smackdown! The Pitbulls aren't done as they attack The Naturals after the match. They send The Naturals to the outside and both teams talk shit as we cut to a commercial.

    Winners: The Naturals

    79, 65, 94

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    Gregory Helms is in the back:

    "thank you everybody, I know I'm the shit and you all know it to. Teddy you have thrown almost all of you cruiserweights into the ring with me and they have all failed to take this title from me. Who did you give me tonight, Smackdown! greatest announcer... Funaki. Who the hell would've thought Funaki would've lasted this long. I mean c'mon TAKA was the man running their tag team and once he was gone, Funaki you should've lost all hope. Tonight, I'm going to show everybody on Smackdown! and Teddy Long himself who the dominant Cruiserweight is around here. Now choke on that.. bitches."

    66

    Funaki vs. Gregory Helms ©

    WWE Cruiserweight Championship

    Both men lock up to begin the match, but Helms takes the advantage with an inzeguri. Helms climbs to the second rope and comes off with a shoulder block, to put Funaki down. Helms bounces off the ropes and connects with a quick running leg drop. Funaki ducks a clothes line and takes Helms down with a drop kick. Funaki pulls Helms into the corner and climbs to the second rope. Funaki goes for a tornado ddt out of the corner, but Helms pushes him off. Helms doesn't hesitate and connects with the Shining Wizard!!! Helms plays to the crowd and picks Funaki up... Nightmare on Helms Street!!! 1...2...3!!! This match is over and Helms retains his WWE Cruiserweight title.

    Winner: Gregory Helms ©

    76, 64, 88, The WWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image.

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    Paul London w/ Brian Kendrick vs. Petey Williams w/ Eric Young

    London slides into the ring and Williams doesn't even give him a chance to stand, before jumping on him. Williams hits London with a great swinging neck breaker. Williams plants London with a viscous ddt and makes the cover. London kicked out before the three count. Williams climbs to the top rope and comes off with a cross body. London hits him with a drop kick, while Petey was still in mid-air!!! Petey is sitting up and London, flips over his body and snaps his neck back. 1...2... kick out!! London whips Petey into the corner and Petey reverses. Petey heads to the top rope with London. Williams jumps up and attempts a hurricanranna, but London turns it into a powerbomb!! Paul London now heads to the top rope, but Eric Young jumps onto the apron and shakes the ropes. London gets crotched on the top rope and Williams jumps up and hits him with a super arm drag! London makes it to his feet, but Williams has him.... Canadian Destroyer!! Petey makes the cover and picks up the win. Kendrick enters the ring to try and save his partner from a beat down, but Young enters the ring and hits him from behind. Petey then locked Kendrick in the Sharpshooter, while Eric heads to the top rope. Eric comes off with an elbow drop, while he is locked in the Sharpshooter!!!

    Winner: Petey Williams

    76, 60, 93

    Petey Williams grabs the mic:

    "London, Spanky listen to me!! We come from a long list of Canadian wrestlers, who have done it all. Think of the Hart's, Chris Benoit, Lance Storm, Edge & Christian, and Chris Jericho. All of these men have held titles in this industry. Well, we are the new Canadian breed around here and we are going to make our start with the WWE Tag Titles. So Paul, Brian get ready because we will see you at The Great American Bash this Sunday!!"

    Eric Young has a huge smile on his face and tells Williams to pick London up. Eric then bent down and ripped one right in his face. Young began to laugh histerically and both men left the champs in the ring.

    66, Young gained overness from this segmant.

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    Daivari was in the back with The Great Khali. Daivari spoke first...

    "Undertaker, we are just two days from your doom!! Hahaha!! Imagine every horrible action ever done to, remember the suffering that Kane put you through. Remember being buried alive, Undertaker, grasping for air as they filled the dirt onto you. That is nothing compared to what The Great Khali is going to do to you, Undertaker!! You are in fact going to die in the Punjabi Prison Match!!"

    Khali grabbed the mic from Daivari and ended the interview....

    "Der di Der!!!! Umberbaker ill die!!! Der di der!!"

    71, The Great Khali gained overness from this match.

    Ken Kennedy vs. Matt Hardy

    Kennedy came out and did his usual entance, announcing himself. Matt Hardy came down to the ring and entered and Kennedy begins to talk trash to try a syke out his opponent. Kennedy went for a right hand, but Hardy blocked it and sent Kennedy down with one of his own. Hardy then connects with a full nelson slam. 1...2.. no Kennedy was able to kick out. Hardy now whips Kennedy into the ropes and gets him a sleeper. Kennedy grabs Hardy's head and drops him down for a jaw breaker. Kennedy stomps on Matt while he is down and steps on the back of his head. Kennedy picks Matt up and hits him with a stiff ddt. Ken makes the cover, but Matt is quick to kick out. Kennedy picks Matt up and whips him into the ropes. Kennedy takes Matt down with a sickining forearm! Kennedey now sends Matt into the corner and sets him up for the Green Bay Plunge!! Matt knocks him off the top rope and connects with a leg drop! Kennedy makes it to his feet and Hardy hits him with the Full Effect!!! Kennedy got his foot on the ropes. Joey Mathew comes from the crowd and slides into the ring with a chair!! Mathews drops the chair, as Matt attacks Mathews!! Hardy knocks Joey to the outside and the ref. follows, making to sure he leaves the area. Kennedy has the chair and Matt turns right into a brutal chair shot!!! Ken now heads to the top rope and connects with the Kenton Bomb!!! 1..2..3!!! Kennedy has picked up another win on Smackdown!! Mathews enters the ring and waits for Hardy to get to his feet. Virginia Necktie!!!! Mathews takes Hardy out and he has gained an advantage leading into Sunday's PPV Event.

    Winner: Ken Kennedy

    75, 75, 76

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    Sharmell and King Booker are in the back. "All Hail King Booker!!" Booker than begins to smile like a retard and begins to speak:

    "Last week everyone saw I, King Bookaaaaa, send Rey Mysterio to the unemployment line! Although, he was a great threat to the King's throne, he will no longer be an issue. We will move onto a new issue!! That women in a man suit, Bobby Lashley. Lashley, you and me are no strangers to each other. This Sunday, when you step into the ring with, you will find out why, I am the King of the World... King Bookaaaaaa....Suckaaaaaa!!!!"

    He then gets a crazed look on his face and said, "Baby, I think I just sharted!!!"

    66, Booker T lost Overness.

    Chris Benoit and Bobby Lashley vs Finlay and William Regal

    Benoit and Finlay started this match and begin to tear into each other. Both men are agressively taking each other out with chops and variations of brawling. Benoit then hit Finlay with the Three Amigos, in memory of Eddie Guerrero. Benoit made the cover, but Regal broke up the pin. Finlay gained the advantage and knocked Benoit to the ground. Finlay dropped a couple of jumping knee drops, across the upper body of Benoit. Finlay pulls Benoit into his corner and tags in Regal. They double team him in the corner, while the ref. keeps Lashley back. Regal whips Benoit into the ropes, picks him up, and drops him throat first across the top rope. Regal goes for a clothes line, but Benoit ducked it. Benoit hit Regal with three, perfect German suplexes. Benoit makes the tag to Lahley and he comes in on fire!! Lashley takes it to both Regal and Finlay. Lashley clothes lined Finlay over the rope! Lashley then hit Regal with a full nelson slam. Lashley makes the cover, but Regal kicked out at the two. Lashley then hits Regal with an over the head belly to belly suplex. He makes the tag to Benoit and he heads to the top rope. Benoit comes off an nails Regal with the Flying Headbutt!!! He makes the cover, 1...2... no!!! Finlay pulls the referee under the ropes and breaks the count. King Booker comes running down to the ring and hits Lashley with a jumping side kick. Both men topple over the top rope and begin to fight into the crowd. Finlay grabs his shelaylie and cracks Benoit in the head with it. Finlay rolls the referee into the ring, as Regal makes the cover. 1...2...3!! Regal and Finlay have picked up the win in this one. We now cut to the backstage area, where King Booker and Lashley are brawling. Booker slams Lashley through a door in the back!! Randy Orton is in there and he attacks Lashley!!! Orton and Booker now beat down the fallen Lashley.

    Winners: Finlay and William Regal

    69, 72, 65, Lashley didn't sell in this match.

    Mark Henry is in the back now with Krystal.

    "Mark Henry this Sunday, at The Great American Bash, you will be in the ring with the man you put out of wrestling for six months. The man you cost the World Heavyweight Title. Do you have any comments?"

    "Yeah for one thing, I shit bigger turds than Batista on a daily basis. You see, while he's been out 'rehabbing his injuries', I've been here dominating Smackdown! If he thinks he's gonna be able to step in the ring and stop this out of control train, then he's got another thing coming. After I take Batista out again, I will be the World Heavyweight Champion."

    As he finishes his interview Batista shows up and they begin to brawl. Henry gets the best of him, when he hits him with the World's Strongest Slam on the concrete. Henry then laid Batista out onto a table and climbed a ladder, leaning against the wall. Henry comes off the ladder, whith the World's Strongest Splash through the table!! Batista has been destroyed!!!

    78

    Overall Rating: 68

  16. WWE Smackdown! Preview

    Just a couple days away from the Great American Bash and things are just heating up. Last week on Smackdown! King Booker sent Rey Mysterio packing and a new number one contender was named, Bobby Lashley. Theodore Long has booked Lashley and Chris Benoit to take on member's of the King's Court, William Regal and Finlay. King Booker will be in the house, will he be a factor in this match?

    Also, Matt Hardy will be in action against Ken Kennedy!! The fued between Hardy and Joey Mathews rages on, will Hardy be ready for another sneak attack from the former WWE Tag Team Champion?

    Gregory Helms puts his WWE Cruiserweight title on the line, against Funaki. Helms has grown more and more cocky as the week's come and go.

    Also, tonight in the ring we will see Paul London taking on the Canadian Destroyer, Petey Williams. You know Eric Young will be in his corner and anything can happen.

    The new team The Naturals will be in action against the The Pitbulls. All this and more on Friday Night Smackdown!!

  17. ECW on Sci Fi

    June 13, 2006

    Tommy Dreamer is walking backstage and bumps into Kelly Kelly. She is bending over fixing her stripper shoes.

    "Hey Tommy, do you want a free show?"

    "Hell yeah bitch... Tommy Likey"

    So she begins to strip for him, while some music plays off in the backround? Tommy's tounge is hanging out of his mouth and his eyes are bulging out of his head. Tommy is then attacked from behind, by Kelly's boyfriend Mike Knox!! Knox slams Tommy through a door and follows him into the locker room. Knox takes Tommy's head and puts it in a locker and slams the door on him. Knox has left Dreamer in a puddle of blood!!

    54, Knox and Kelly gained overness from this segmant.

    CM Punk d. Mikey Whipwreck - This was the first match for CM Punk as he makes his debut for ECW. He is fighting Mikey who is a veteran and former ECW Champion. Punk has his work cut out for him tonight. Both men lock up to begin the match and hit each other with a series of arm drags and hip tosses. Punk gets the advantage with a kick to the head of Whipwreck. Punk sets Whipwreck up and hits him with a sitting powerbomb. Punk then bounces off the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the head of Whipwreck. Mikey counters a kick and hits him with a short arm clothes line. Mikey whips him into the corner and hits him with a flurry of punches. Mikey runs at Punk, but he gets his foot up and catches Mikey with a boot to the face. Punk makes his way to the top rope and Mikey crotches him. Mikey climbs to the top rope and tries for the Whipper Snapper, from the top rope!! CM Punk holds on and sends Mikey crashing to the mat. CM Punk then connects with a nice elbow drop. CM Punk then locks Mikey in the Anaconda Vice!!! Mikey was forced to tap out and CM Punk, the straight edge has won his first match.

    72, 64, 80

    Sandman is walking... well barely. He is walking in the back singing the words to Free Bird by Skynard. He turns the corner and sees the sick grin of Test!!! Test begins the attack with a barage of punches, but Sandman fights back. They begin to brawl around the arena and then to the outside. They make their ways to the parking lot and begin to slam each other off of cars!! Test takes Sandman out with the running Big Boot!!!! Test then picks him up and hits him with the F5 onto a car!! The alarm sounds and Test looks around like he stole something and ran away. Sandman is a bloody mess on top of someone's rental.

    72

    Kurt Angle d. Balls Mahoney - Kurt Angle came to the ring and said he wanted to prove that he can be hardcore. Even more extreme than anyone in ECW. With that said Balls Mahoney made his way to the ring with his steel chair in hand. Angle told him to take his best shot and Balls fell for it. Angle ducked the chair shot and hit Balls with a German suplex!! The ring shook from the impact and Angle begins the beat down. Angle goes for the Ankle Lock, but Balls was able to make it to the ropes. Balls fights out of it and hits Angle with a belly to belly suplex. Balls picks Angle up and goes for a powerbomb, but Angle pulls the chair up with him and connects. Balls falls to the ground and Angle slams the chair down onto the ankle of Balls. Balls screams in pain and Angle locks him in the Ankle Lock!!! Balls Taps!!! Angle has won this extreme match and celebrates to crowd.

    74, 74, 75

    Paul Heyman is in the back and walks into Big Show's locker room. Heyman begins to cough and gag, while holding his nose. There is a toilet flushing in the back round and Big Show walks from the bathroom. Heyman looks at him and says...

    "did you eat some foreign guy? It smells like bad Mexican food in here. Anway are you ready, because tonight is going to be your biggest challenge. The man you are fighting has no remorse for his own well-being and especially when its for the title."

    "It doesn't matter to me Heyman, you saw how I handled Jericho's ass last week. Tonight is just another name to check off the list.... Does it really smell that bad in here?"

    Heyman shakes his head and they walk out of the room.

    74

    Big Show © d. Sabu - This match was for the ECW Heavyweight Championship. Sabu took it to Big Show right from the beginning hitting him with chair shot, after chair shot!! Show is pissed and punches right through Sabu's chair. Sabu runs at Show and he back drops him high into the air. Sabu flies over the top rope and lands right in Tazz and Joey Styles' laps. Big Show heads to the outside and Sabu stabs him in the face with a spike, that he pulled out of his boot. Sabu takes a chair and throws it hard into Show's face. Show is bleeding like hell and Sabu plants him with another chair shot. Show rolls into the ring and stands in the corner. Sabu sets the chair up and attempts Air Sabu!!! Show catches him and slams him down onto the open chair. 1..2..no Sabu kicked out at the last second. Big Show picked Sabu up and went for the Choke Slam, but Sabu turned it into a ddt!! Sabu climbed to the top rope with the chair and hits Show with the Arabian Facebuster!!! Sabu makes the cover, but Show kicked out at the two count. Sabu then sets the chair up and hits Show with the Triple Jump Moonsault!!! Heyman's enforcers enter the ring and attack Sabu!!! Jericho runs down to the ring and helps Sabu fight them off. Heyman hit Jericho with the Low Blow and sends him to the outside. Show then hit Sabu with the Cobra Clutch Backbreaker!!! 1..2..3!! Big Show has successfully defended the title again!! Heyman is screwing everybody!!!

    75, 77, 73

    Overall Rating: 70

    Thanks for you comments and I'm going to cut down on the sex jokes.

    JP: great suggestions, but It's alittle out there... even for this diary.

    I'm not even really trying to make this some big deal or anything like that, I'm just trying to have a good game on EWR and this is how I document, what I'm doing.

  18. WWE.com

    Due to poor match quality, The Highlanders were sent back to OVW. They will work on their skills and charisma. Hopefully we will see these two back on the roster and better than ever.

    Tylene Buck has signed a exclusive deal with Raw. What are her motives for coming to the WWE? Does she want the women's title? Rumor has it she is bringing someone with her, a body guard so to speak.

    ECW on Sci Fi Preview

    Tonight on ECW, the homocidal, geonacidal, and suicidal Sabu will be in the house. Sabu will be taking on Big Show for the ECW World Title!!! Big Show has been unstoppable in the last couple of weeks since winning the title from RVD.

    Kurt Angle will be in the house and ready for some Extreme Rules action. He will make the open challenge, tonight.

    Also, former ECW Champion, Mikey Whipwreck will be in the house. He will be facing the debut of CM Punk!!

    All this and more on ECW!!!

  19. WWE Raw

    June 12, 2006

    The show begins with Edge and Lita coming down to the ring. Edge pointed out the fact that he wasn't in the building last week to answer the challenge of Cena. Edge stated that instead of showing up to whoop Cena's ass, that he sent his old friend Chris Jericho to see him. This week is different and he is in a giving mood. Not just cuz he just got done fucking Lita in her ass, but it's Michael Bolton's birthday and that is his favourite singer. Edge says he will put his title on the line and be a fighting champion.

    93

    Vince McMahon was in his office, when Coach entered the room and told him that there is two men to see him. Vince told Coach to send the men in, get him some coffee, and the new Cosmo. In walk TNA's AMW. Vince tells them that he is going to make them a star, whether they are homo or not. Harris to him, that they aren't, but they will do anything to help him. Well, Vince told them that they are scheduled for a tag match tonight. They will face Degeneration-X in tag action. Vince knows Triple H is home fixing his injuries and looking at old photo books with the tissues by his side. So, if Triple H doesn't make it tonight and HBK hasn't found a partner, then it will be a handicap match. Storm then said yeah and we'll show them the true meaning of sucking it... I mean. Harris smacked him in the back of his head and they left. Vince is left with a huge smile on his face.

    78

    The Spirit Squad © d. The Highlanders - This match was for the WWE Tag Team Championship and as usual, The Spirit Squad surrounds the ring. Representing the Spirit Squad was Kenny and Mikey. They begin the match with the advantage holding Rory back from making the tag. Mikey then made the mistake, by taunting to the crowd and Rory hit him with a head butt to the stomach. Robbie came in of a tag and took it to both Spirit Squad members. Kenny holds the referee back into the corner, while Mitch and Johnny enter the ring with chairs. They take Robbie out with a con-chair-to!!! They leave the ring and Mikey hits Rory with the T-Bone Suplex!! Kenny is on the top rope and comes off with a Flying Leg Drop!!! 1...2...3!!! Spirit Squad retaints their tag titles and taunt to the crowd.

    54, The Highlanders basically no sold the whole match.

    Vito is shown walking down the hall wearing a blue flowered, strapless dress. He is also carrying a huge purple dildo, like one might find in GTA: San Andreas. His match is next...

    64

    Vito d. Charlie Haas - Vito and Haas went back and forth in the beginning of this match. Haas was able to take Vito down with a German suplex pin, but Vito kicked out. Vito took Haas house with a huge big boot and put Haas in a leg lock. Haas' head was up Vito's skirt... haha. Haas made it to the ropes and took Vito out with a heel kick. Vito planted Haas with a huge ddt for a two count. Haas reverse the Irish whip and hit Vito with a belly to belly suplex. Haas locked Vito in the Haas of Pain, but Armando Estrada has jumped onto the apron. Haas let's go of the hold an Umaga hit the ring and took Haas out with the Samoan Spike!!! Vito makes it to his feet and takes Haas out with the Code of Silence!! Vito picked up the win with Umaga's help. Vito leaves the ring and Umaga dismantles Charlie Haas, until some officials would come to the ring to stop the carnage.

    71

    Melina and Johnny Nitro did an interview in the back. When the camera came in Nitro was shaving his legs. Melina began to talk about the number one contender match, for the IC Title. She said it doesn't matter, because her man will come out of top. Whether it be Shelton or Carlito. By the way, what you did to me Carlito.... wasn't cool.... I couldn't sit down for a week.

    82

    Carlito d. Shelton Benjamin - This match for the number one contendership for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Both men have held the title and new what was at stake, so they took it to each other. Benjamin took the advantage with a dragon whip. Benjamin whips Carlito into the corner and hits him with a flying body splash. Benjamin went for the T-Bone Suplex, but Carlito catches him with a ddt. Benjamin whips Carlito, he springs off the second rope, and takes Benjamin out with a back elbow. He makes the cover, but Benjamin was able to kick out. Benjamin rolled to the outside and pulled Carlito under the ropes. Benjamin then climbed onto the apron and came off with a cross body. Benjamin whipped Carlito into the steel stairs and rolled him back into the ring. Benjamin entered the ring and whipped Carlito into the ropes, but Carlito bounced off the second rope and did a back flip over Benjamin's head. Carlito then crushed Benjamin with the Back Breaker!!! 1...2...3!!! Carlito is the number one contender. After the match Johnny Nitro ran to the ring and took Carlito out with the title. He then went to the top rope and connected with the Shooting Star Leg Drop!!!

    80, 76, 84

    It was time for AMW vs. Degeneration-X and Triple H was still no where to be found. HBK had one last idea up his sleeves and introduced a new member to Degeneration-X.... Matt Bentley!!!

    America's Most Wanted d. HBK and Bentley - This match was scheduled to be a handicap match, but Vince was bound by his decision saying it was AMW vs. DX. That meant that any member of DX could fight and HBK out did him on that one. The match begins with Harris taking it to HBK and slams him hard down to the mat. Harris and Storm did a beautiful job on the tag action. They beat HBK up and down the ring, but Bentley was able to come in and make the save. Bentley came off the top rope with a huge double clothes line!!! Bentley went for the super kick, but Storm sent him out of the ring. HBK then connected with the Super Kick on Storm!!! HBK the took Harris down with a tornado ddt!!! HBK went to the top rope for the elbow drop!! HBK connects with the elbow drop, but Harris was able to kick out of the pin!! Shane McMahon comes running down to the ring and slides in. He goes to clothes line HBK, but is sent out of the ring and onto the floor. Storm is back in the ring and takes HBK out with the super kick!! AMW now set HBK up for the Death Sentence, while Shane beats on Bentley on the outside. AMW pick up the win and now the triple team begins!!

    80, 75, 85

    Benltey is losing overness because of weak gimmick.

    Candice is in the back looking for something in her locker room. She spots Mickey and asked her if she could borrow her hair brush!! Mickey looked at her and begin to scream obsceneties!!! She starts to pull out her hair and bang her head on the wall. She has had a full blown scitsophrenic attack!! Then she hands her the hair brush, like nothing happened? Candice called her a crazy bitch and Mickey jumped on her. She slammed Candice into the mirror and there is blood everywhere.

    71, Candice gained overness.

    John Cena d. Edge by Dq - This match was a WWE Championship match. Edge and Cena went back and forth for the first couple of minutes in this match. Cena went to the top rope, but got caught by Edge. Edge planted him with the electric chair drop!!! Edge makes the cover, but Cena kicked out. Cena made it to his feet and began his brawling, like we care to see him act like he's punching Edge. Edge then his him with a hanging neck breaker. Cena hit Edge with a shoulder block and taunted for his to get up. Cena went for the F-U, but Edge wiggled out of it and hit Cena with the Edgeocution!!! 1..2.. no, Cena was able to kick out!!! Lita climbs into the ring and comes off the top rope with the Litacanranna!!! The referee calls for the bell and this match was thrown out. Edge and Lita flee the ring and they just screwed Cena out of the title again!!!

    86, 93, 73, WWE Heavyweight Title has gained in image.

    Overall Rating: 76

    Thank you everyone for all your feedback.... yes I even thank the haters for their feedback. Haters is what makes the world turn, if their wasn't people to hate on then, they would just be bored.

  20. WWE.com News!!!

    We are happy to inform of a couple of new wrestler has signed contracts. The shocker is Jeff Hardy will be returning, but there is no word on a brand selection. Also, ECW has signed some old faces. These workers will mainly be there to help put over some of the newer superstars coming into ECW. These are names such as... Mikey Whipwreck, Perry Saturn, and Tajiri. Also, Simon Dean will no longer be on Smackdown! He will be Nova again in ECW.

    Also, WWE has let a couple of people go. The list is not very long and is as follows:

    The Miz

  21. WWE Smackdown!

    June 9, 2006

    Smackdown! begins with the ring set up with the King's Throne. William Regal is in the ring with a microphone and welcomes the new World Heavyweight Champion. Sharmell grabs the mic from Regal...

    "Bow down to your King!!"

    Booker T takes over on the mic now...

    "I told you, I told you, I told you. Rey Mysterio didn't want to step into the ring with me. His head wasn't in the right place. I mean constantly trying to dodge competitor for this title is hard work. Harder work then being Khali's english teacher. Rey plain and simply, you got your ass beat last week..."

    Before he could finish Rey hit the ring. Rey hit the west coast pop on Booker in the chair. Regal runs at him, but he drop toe holds him into the ropes. Rey hits Regal with the 619!!! Booker and Sharmell are on the outside.

    "Booker stop, I'm challenging you to a rematch... Tonight!!!"

    "You ain't got nothing I want. I beat you just crawl back into your hole behind the fridge."

    "Booker I do have something you may want. It's my contract with Smackdown! I'll go and talk to Teddy and add a stipulation. If I win, I get the World Heavyweight Title. If you when, then I will leave Smackdown!"

    "You've got your self a match.... Sucka!!!"

    84

    <<<<Connercial>>>>

    Eric Young w/ Petey Williams vs Brian Kendrick w/ Paul London

    Kendrick enters the ring and walks right up to Petey and gets in his face. Petey backed away and acted like he was leaving the ring. When Kendrick turned to fight Eric, Petey hit him from behind. The ref. made William exit the ring and Young begins the match. Young hits him with a couple of chops and whips him into the ropes. Young takes Kendrick down with a drop kick. Eric heads to the top rope and comes off with a sweet cross body. He makes the cover, but Kendrick kicked out. Young pulls Kendrick into the corner and hits him with a swinging reverse ddt. Young made yet another cover, but Kendrick kicked out. Eric whipped Kendrick into the ropes, but he held on. Young runs at him, but Kendrick jumps up and frankensteins him out of the ring. Williams helps Eric to his feet and they both get taken out with a shooting star press!!! Kendrick rolls Eric into the ring for a two count. Williams slams London into the steel steps!! Eric rolls to the outside to act like he checking the welfare of London. As the referee joins him, Petey sneaks into the ring. Canadian Destroyer!!!! Petey connects with his sick finisher and rolls to the outside. Eric Young climbs to the top rope and connects with an Elbow Drop!!! 1...2...3!!! Eric has just pinned 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions.

    After the match, the bloody Paul London chases the two men off.

    Winner: Eric Young

    74, 60, 89, Young gained overness.

    Theodore Long is sitting in the back, at his desk. Eating fried chicken and trying to figure out away to stop payments to his babies momma. Two men from TNA walks in and Long stands to his feet. It's Chase Stevens and Andy Douglas, The Naturals. They said,

    "with rise of WDW (World Domination Wrestling) things are getting a little shaky around the locker room. People are jumping ship to that company everyday. A lot of people are leaving TNA as you know. They got not only Christian Cage to jump, but they also got Ron Killings. We too are looking to jump from the sinking ship and I think Cristy Hemme is spreading herpes around. Anyway this are first choice can we try out?"

    "Well playa, your just in luck. I've got a retard and a Iranian chick waiting for you in the ring."

    73, The Naturals both gained overness.

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    The Naturals vs. The Great Khali & Daivari

    Khali starts the match out just dominating both men. No matter what The Naturals tried to do, they still couldn't gain an advantage. Finally, Chase was able to duck a big boot attempt from the big giant. Chase tagged out to Andy and they began to double team Khali. They went for a double suplex, but Khali was able to reverse and suplex both men at once. The lights go out and no one can see anything. When the lights come back on Khali is on the outside, not moving. Michael Cole asked JBL if he fell and JBL smacked him. The fact of the matter was, Daivari was stuck in the ring with The Naturals. They take simaltaneous shots on Daivari. They then hit him with the Natural Disaster!!! 1...2..3!!! The Naturals have won a contract to Smackdown!!!

    Winners: The Naturals

    69, 61, 77

    The Great Khali is in the ring now with Daivari!! Daivari gets on the mic.

    "Undertaker we know that was you who took Khali out, during that last match. A man that attacks and runs is a coward Undertaker. How bout when you come to the Punjabi Prison Match, you wear pretty pink dress. After Khali rips your head off and master bates down your neck, the legend of the Deadman will be no more."

    "Haa Bahga dimmity.... uh Der di...."

    Before Khali could finish what he was saying Undertaker hit the ring. Undertaker went for a clothes line, but broke his arm on Khali's chest!!! Khali then choke slams him over the top rope and onto the floor!!! Undertaker has been taken out by this huge man.

    66, Undertaker lost overness, Khali gained overness.

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    Matt Hardy vs Finlay

    Non-Title

    Both men lock up, but Finlay hits Matt with a chop and it puts him to the floor. Finlay now stomps him and locks him in a stiff side neck lock. Matt puts his foot on the bottom rope and Finlay lets him up. Finlay then jumps high in the air and comes down, knees first on Hardy's face. Finlay then whips Matt into the corner and connects with a couple of stiff chops. Finlay now begins to choke Hardy with the turnbuckle string. The referee begins his 5 count and Finlay let him go. Finlay went for a right hand, but Matt kicked him in the gut to reverse it. Matt then connects with a nice tornado ddt. Matt goes for the cover, but Finlay kicks out. Matt stalks Finlay and pulls himself to his feet. Matt then connects with the Side Effect!! 1...2... no Finlay was able to grabs the ropes and the last milli-second. Matt heads to the top rope and taunts to the crowd. Matt comes off with a leg drop, but Finlay moved. Finlay gives Matt a stiff kick to the gut. Finlay takes Matt down with a hard European upper cut. Finlay picks Matt to his feet, but Matt takes him down with a neck breaker!! Matt stalks Finlay, now waiting for him to stand. Little Bastard comes from underneath the ring and distracts the referee. Matt goes to get him off the apron and turns into the Full Effect!!!! from Joey Mathews!!! Finlay hurries and gets the cover for the win. Mathews now re-enters the ring with a chair. Mathews lays the chair on Matt's head and heads for the top rope. Mathews comes off with a leg drop, ontop of the chair, on top of Matt's head!!! Proud of himself Mathews leaves, as EMTs rush to the ring.

    Winner: Finlay

    74, 70, 79

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    Finlay is walking to his locker room when he runs into a familiar face. Chris Benoit stops him in his tracks....

    "I want that title and I want it at the Great American Bash."

    "Well Benoit, you know who I am.... and I love to fight!!! Your on............. pussy."

    Benoit smiled at him and just walked away, peacefully.

    62, Benoit lost overness.

    Theadore Long was backstage and announced that tonights match for the World Title will be final fight between Rey and Booker. So as far as the Great American Bash's main event is concerned..... four men will fight for the title shot.... tonight..... next.

    77

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    Batista vs Bobby Lashley vs Mark Henry vs Randy Orton

    Batista enters the ring and takes the fight directly to Henry. Batista clothes lined Henry over the top rope! Orton sneaks up behind him and tosses him over the top rope, also. Now Orton and Lashley come face to face in the middle of the ring. Orton smacks him and it's heard all over the arena. Lashley smiles and takes Orton down with a huge stiff clothes line. Henry has gained the advantage on the outside slamming Batista's head into the steel stairs. Lashley has Orton in the ring and hits him with a belly to belly overhead suplex! Lashley makes the cover, but Henry was in the ring to make the save. Henry grabs Lashley and slams him hard to the mat. Herny bounces off the ropes and hits the World's Strongest Splash!! 1...2... no Orton makes the save. Orton then turns and is taken out with a huge Spinebuster from Batista!! Batista is now back on his mission and begins to work on Henry in the corner. Batista sets Henry up on the top rope, what!!?? Batista head up there with him and hits him with a the biggest superplex in history!!! Henry has hit the mat harder than anyone before. Batista makes it to his feet, but Orton is quick to take him out with the RKO!!! Orton turns and is taken out with a huge Spear from Lashley!!! Lashley then sets him up and takes him out with the Dominator!!!! 1..2..3!!!! Bobby Lashley is the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Title!!

    Winner: Bobby Lashley

    73, 76, 68

    A video is played and it shows a man flying through the air! Coming off the top rope with a group of crazy moves. Then it shows him.... AJ Styles..... the Phenominal is here!!!

    67

    Booker T © w/ Sharmell vs Rey Mysterio

    World Heavyweight Championship

    King Booker enters the ring and forces the referee to check Rey for weapons. During which time, he attacked him. Booker beats him to the ground and taunts to the crowd. Booker hits him with a nice suplex!! Booker grabs him for the Royal Book End, but Rey gets out of it and drop kicks Booker's knee. Rey then hits Booker with a spinning heel kick to knock him down. Rey picks him up and hits him with the Three Amigos!!! Rey heads to the top rope for the Frog Splash, but Sharmell shakes the ropes and crotches Rey. Booker heads to the top and takes Rey out with a huge superplex. Booker makes the cover, but Rey kicks out. As Rey begins to struggle to his feet, Booker attempts the Scissors Kick. Rey moved out of the way and drop kicks Booker in the back. Booker lands on the second rope. Rey now runs against the ropes, but Sharmell grabs his leg!! Booker takes Rey out with a jumping side kick. Rey is in trouble.... Book End!!!! Booker T has hit his finisher!! 1...2... no!!!! Rey has kicked out of the Booke End. Boooker is pissed off and picks him up. This time he hits him with a harder Book End!!! 1...2...3!! Booker has done it Rey Mysterio is gone!!! Booker and Sharmell celebrate their win, while Rey waves bye-bye to the crowd.

    Winner: Booker T ©

    82, 86, 73

    Overall Show Rating:

    71

  22. ECW on Sci-Fi

    June 6, 2006

    Kelly Kelly is in the back with a group of senior citizens, doing a strip tease for them. As she is about to take her top off, Mike Knox interupts and covers her with a towel. The old men begin riot and attack Knox. One cracks him over the head with his oxygen tank. Now, another one holds him down with cane, Kelly finishes her dance and finally see those beautiful titties!!!

    41

    Stevie Richards vs. Mike Knox w/ Kelly Kelly

    This match was a complete squash. Knox took Richards out with Reverse Fisherman Buster to pick up the win.

    Winner: Mike Knox

    62, 47, 77, Mike Knox gained overness from this match.

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    CM Punk is in the back with that constipated look on his face.

    "I am a straight edge, which means. I don't get drunk or do drugs. I don't have crazy, upside, tie up a donkey, and spank your grandma sex. All I do is wrestle and that is how I get high. Basically what I'm saying is that I'm really lame, but I will kick your ass."

    73

    TesT vs. The Sandman

    Extreme Rules

    Test comes running down to the ring, looking like he is raging like a mother. Sandman doesn't even hesitate and smacks him in the face with his kendo stick. Sandman then continues to beat him down, like a crazy man. Sandman exits the ring and pulls a ladder out from under the ring. Sandman sets the ladder up on the apron and the gaurd rail. Sandman enters the ring and hits him with a ddt and rolls him outside the ring. Sandman stratedgically places Test on the ladder. Sandman enters the ring and comes over the top rope with a flipping senton, but Test moves!! Sandman crashes down onto the ladder with a sick crack. Sandman is hurt. Test slides the ladder into the ring and rolls Sandman in. Test sets the ladder up in the corner. Test whips Sandman into the ladder and he bounces off in agony. Sandman gets up slowly, but he has the kendo stick in hand. Test runs at him in an attempt to hit him with the Big Boot. Sandman ducks it and smacks Test again with the kendo stick. Sandman then finishes him off with the White Russian Leg Sweep w/ the cain. 1..2...3.. These men have destroyed each other!!

    Winner: The Sandman

    70, 67, 73

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    Chris Jericho comes walking down to the ring to the ring.

    "The Ayatola of Rock and Rolla is back in ECW!!! What I did on Raw to John Cena didn't have anything to do with us here in ECW. I just wanted to beat the hell out of one of Raw's biggest stars, to show the world who the dominate brand in sports entertainment is. Now for the real reason I'm in ECW is to become the ECW World Champion. Apparently RVD was swerving in front of Ohio's finest and couldn't eat his stash fast enough. So who do they bring in to win the ECW Championship? Fucking Big Show. C'mon now, I could beat Big Show anyday with my pure technical talent. So here I am.... I'm laying out the challenge, Big Slow!!! Give me my shot!!"

    Paul Heyman comes out to interupt Jericho in the ring.

    "No this isn't happening, who the hell do you think you are? Big Show isn't going to accept this match anyway or form...."

    Just then, Big Show comes from behind and takes Jericho out. The match is on...

    78

    Chris Jericho vs. Big Show ©

    ECW World Championship

    Extreme Rules

    Big Show picks Jericho up and throws him over the top rope and onto the announcer's table!!! Oh my God!!!! Jericho is rolling around in agony and the giant persues. Show slams Jericho off the ring post and he is busted open! Show dismantles the steel steps and tries to hit Jericho. Jericho is able to drop toe hold Show. Show drops the steel steps and then hits his head on them. Big Show has been busted open as well. Jericho slides into the ring and heads to the top rope. Jericho comes off with a cross body from the top to the floor, but Show catches him!!! Show then slams him kidneys first against the ring post. Show then throws Jericho over the top rope into the ring. Big Show now puts a table in the ring and sets it up. Show turns and Jericho connects with a missile drop kick, from the top rope. Big Show is still standing. Jericho runs off the ropes, but Show catches him by the throat. Big Show hits Jericho with the Choke Slam, through the table!!! 1...2...3!!! Big Show begins to celebrate, but Sabu comes from the top rope with a chair. Sabu then climbs back to the top rope and connects with a perfect Arabian Facebuster!!! Sabu points to the sky and the show goes off the air.

    Winner: Big Show ©

    83, 87, 74

    Overall Show Rating: 70

  23. WWE Raw

    June 5, 2006

    The show begins with John Cena coming down to the ring, saluting the crowd as usual.

    "The Champ is.... well he's in jail right now, but we touch up on that subject, just yet. Anway you look at who the real champ should be, it definatly isn't that Rated PG-13 bastard Edge. Edge you've walked around for too long with that gold and it belongs to me. I want my title back and I want it now, so Edge get your ass out and here... oh and bring your Cum Deposit along with you."

    Cena wait for a second and was about to begin speaking again, when the whole building goes black. 'Break the Walls Down!' Chris Jericho steps out onto the entrance.

    "You suck Cena. I fucked your mom!"

    And with that Cena took chase after Jericho and they dissapeared to the back.

    90

    A hype video is shown of a desert scene. In the backround, sound of groaning and moaning are heard. The camera fades to AMW doing a homosexial looking work out section. AMW is coming!!!

    59

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    The Highlanders vs. Cade & Murdoch

    Rory and Murdoch begin the match. Murdoch takes it to the newcomer and slams him around. Murdoch grinds his elbow in the chin, of the fall Rory. Murdoch tags in Cage and he comes in with a clothelines to put Rory down. Cade and Murdoch attempt a double team, but Rory gets out of it. He slams their heads into each other and tagged out to his brother. Robbie comes in with a stiff kick to Murdoch and it sends him to the outside. Robbie uses Rory's own head as a weapon and knocks Cade to the ground. Rory heads to the top rope and comes off with a nice leg drop. They pick Cade up and takes him out with Scott Drop!!! 1.. 2... 3!! The Highlanders win the match.

    Winners: The Highlanders

    55, 56, 54, Rory McAllister gained overness from this match. Robbie McAllister gained overness from this match. Trevor Murdoch didn't really sell very much, which hurt the match rating.

    Val Venis is walking backstage when he walks into Vito. Venis can't believe what he is seeing. Vito looks at him "What, you wanna suck my dick or something? Faggot!" Venis just walks away looking confused.

    68

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    Val Venis vs. Vito

    Venis is still a little shocked as he enters the ring with Vito. Vito lifts his dress and shows Venis his Vienna sausage. Venis falls for the distraction and gets taken out with a big boot. Vito runs off the ropes and drops an elbow on Venis. Vito whips Venis into the corner and Vito smashes him with a huge clothes line. Vito has Venis down in the corner and puts his dress over his head. Venis rolls out of it and attempts to gain a comeback. Venis fires off some shots, but Vito blocked them and took Venis out with the Code of Silence!!! 1...2...3... Vito wins this total squash match. After the match Vito put Venis' up the back of his dress.

    Winner: Vito

    74, 67, 81

    Vince McMahon is walking backstage and knocks on the Spirit Squads door. "There's my little fairies" Vince laughs and walks in the door, shutting it behind him.

    86

    <<<<<<Commercial>>>>>>

    Charlie Haas vs. Umaga w/ Armando Alejandro Estrada

    Haas enters the ring and begins to brawl with Umaga. Big mistake, as Umage takes him out with a huge right hand. Umaga whips Haas into the corner and charges with full force. Charlie Haas was able to move out of the way and mount a small offense. Haas drop kicks the knee of Umaga and he falls to one knee. Haas then connects with an inzeguri to the back of Umaga's head. Haas hits Umaga with an amazing belly to belly suplex. Haas bounces off the ropes, but Umaga hits him with a huge Somaon Drop!!! Armando climbs onto the apron and breaks the cigar, signaling for the Samoan Spike!!! 1..2..3!! Umaga picks up another win for himself. Armando is holding Umaga back from causing more damage, as they leave.

    Winner: Umaga

    70, 67, 74

    Melina and Nitro are in the back hyping his match for toinght.

    "Since Nitro and Mercury have broken up and quit tag teaming me. I do miss the double penitration though, pitty. Anyway, my man can satisfy me with out the help of another man. Nitro is the Intercontinental Champion and no can do anything about it. Benjamin your overrated and would never be man enough for me. Carlito your not cool, even when you did that one thing... oh nevermind, Nitro our public awaits."

    84, Melina Perez gained overness from this segment. Johnny Nitro gained overness from this segment.

    <<<<<<<<Commercial>>>>>

    Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Johnny Nitro © w/ Melina

    Intercontinental Championship

    Shelton and Nitro look at each other and decide to eliminate Carlito from the match. Carlito fights both men off and sends Nitro to the outside. Carlito then takes Benjamin down with drop kick. Carlito rolls to the outside, but get's raked in the eyes by Nitro. Nitro slams Carlito of the ring post and he is in some pain. Benjamin come flying over the top rope, with a flipping senton. Benjamin has taken both men out. Benjamin now breaks the count and then slides Nitro in. Benjamin makes the cover, but he kicks out. Benjamin hits Nitro with the Dragon Whip!! He makes the cover, but Carlito makes the save. Carlito sends Benjamin into the corner, but Benjamin turns it around and sets Carlito on the top rope. Benjamin climbs to the top rope with Carlito and hits him with a super over the head belly to belly suplex!! Benjamin makes the cover, but Melina gets on the apron and distracts the referee. Nitro grabs his title from ringside and takes the opportunity. Nitro takes Benjamin out with the title and makes the pin. Nitro has retained his title and all the thanks in the world go to Melina.

    Winner: Johnny Nitro ©

    73, 74, 73

    Triple H is walking in the back with a sad puppy dog look on his face. If no one knew any better, you would say someone fucked his wife or something? Anyway, as he turns the corner the Spirit Squad attack!! Led by Kenny the Spirit Sqaud slams Triple H through a plate glass window!! Spirit Squad laugh and walk away happy with what they've done.

    68, Triple H lost overness from this segment.

    <<<<Commercial>>>>

    John Cena vs. Chris Jericho

    Cena angrily enters the ring , because earlier Jericho apparently fucked Cena's mother. When Jericho hit the ring, Cena pounced on Jericho. Cena beat Jericho from one corner to the other. Jericho blocked a punch and knocked Cena down with a stiff enzeguri!! Jericho kicked Cena's head around a little bit. Jericho now heads to the top rope. He waits for Cena to climb to his feet and connects with a missile drop kick. Cena gets up and runs at Jericho, but he ducks and pulls the ropes down. Cena is standing on the apron, Jericho springs off the second rope, and takes Cena down with a drop kick. Jericho now comes over the top rope with a body splash, but Cena moves. Jericho crashes onto the floor, outside the ring. Cena then whips Jericho into the steps and rolls him into the ring. Cena takes Jericho down with a belly to back suplex. Cena calls for it and sets Jericho up in the F-U!!! Sabu comes running from the crowd and slides into the ring. Sabu takes Cena legs out from behind and the referee calls for the bell. Jericho now locks Cena in the Walls of Jericho, while Sabu gets a table. Jericho sets Cena up on the table, as Sabu accends to the top rope. Sabu comes off with the Arabian Facebuster, through the table!!! Paul Heyman joins the two men in the ring and hands Jericho an ECW Shirt. Jericho doesn't hesitate and puts the shirt on.

    Winner: No Contest

    84, 91, 70

    Overall Show Rating: 74

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