MDK

 I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum

What's up with Tanzania, yeah, maybe Tenerife
You see I got to get a breather before I kick out someone's teeth

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Sweet Albion around me, everywhere I go

Never was so much buggered up by so many to so few

The London Underground is not a political movement!

Go on then, just this once, use my arsehole as a cunt

We am who we be

Drunk by noon but that's okay, I'll be president someday.

Tell old Kofi 'bout the situation

Tough little big man

This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half

Friday night we'll be drinking Manischewitz
Going out to terrorize Goyim
Stomping shagitz, screwing shiksas
As long as we're home by Saturday morning

Empathy is the poor man's cocaine

Never seen zef so fresh

Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?

The missing half of a stack of ripped photos

Damn, it feels good to be a Gangsta

I'm liable to eat any pill you randomly hand me

Do the Helen Keller and dance with your hips

...and everything seemed to be going so well

Solidarność!

Closet alcoholic anonymous, bitch I drink alone

My duty go from moving in packs to sharing food with a cat

Don't put the gas away yet