MDK

Theresa May personally coming to your house to sniff your sex toys

One step beyond

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

We want goals

Do you put the Kettle on?

Highway to the dangerwank

Daddy was a rollin', rollin' stone
He rolled away one day and he never came home

Fuck going up town that's murder

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch, it generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind... and that's what life's about.

Avi, pull yer socks up!

Thanks mate, give my love to The Kaiser

Brother what are you going to do, 
with a 9mm and a three piece suit?

I like a chat with the neighbours, a flick through the papers, a snout and a nice cup of tea

a 9mm and a three piece suit

Don't put the gas away yet

Roll bus roll, take me off

Her lingo went from the cockney to the gringo

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package 

Three minutes isn't endless

No, I like to be watched

You can be good for me. Only joking, you can be as rough as you like.

Not letting me wash your hair that day 

Oh right, so you declined my offer 17 years ago

You can come home with me if you like 

You go that way, I'll go home