I-Will-Rule-You

This is how I see it.

Plot Sypnosis:

44 twentysomethings are sent away to an island in a time in the near future where America is ran by a totalitarian government. This is a game called Battle Royal(No 'e' necesary), where these kids will be sent to kill eachother with an assortment of weapons.

This movie stars Paris Hilton, Lil Bow Wow, Ryan Renolds, Someone who stars in Lost, Anna Faris, Snoop Dogg, Method Man & Redman, Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, and Mekhi Phifer.

The epic romantic horror comedy will make you laugh your ass off aswell as piss yourself while laughing still at the poor attempts to horrify you. If you liked cheesy american remakes of classic japenese films which insulted the originals such as The Ring and The Grudge, You'll love this!

But if you are a hardcore fan of the original Japenese version and have been involved in an online Roleplay of some sort, then I advise you to go and see this anyway, because you'll hate it and we'll still get loads of money.

12/10- I haven't seen the original and am 8 years old so I liked it, especially the scene in which Paris Hilton and Lil Bow Wow havea pointless sex scene in a treehouse they build out of supplies from their backpacks.

Okay, time to join the smartarse bandwagon here.

Nothing wrong with pushing yourself in my view, but why all the firings? I felt it was slightly harsh on Flair and Melina..and wouldn't you unify the titles at a PPV instead?

This is just like the PWI top 500 list. It makes no sense to put people in a list like this. Because everyone has their own opinion of what they like. Just as if I had done this, I would have put Jessica Alba number one, Kimberly from Girls Aloud at number two and would have sent Fergie and that fucking Ginger at number three packing.

But that's just my opinion, what did they do, a survey? probably not, it looks like they just listed it by how much publicity they've had over the last year. I mean Stacy Keilber's in the top 10 after that gay Strictly Come Dancing/Strictly Dance Fever thing, but you check last years', I'm guessing she was nowhere near the top 10. Even though, somehow she's remained just as "hot" this year as she has her entire career.

EDIT~ And as for Tila Tequila; Skumfrog, well said!

I love this diary, the first time I've been excited about reading the next installment of a diary quite like this in a very long time.

Kennedy would just be gold anywhere he goes, given the right air-time. And I love the whole faction thing with Edge, Foley, Amy Dumas , Sabu and CW Anderson representing the WWE in a sort of invasion/nwo-esque way of doing what? removing ECW off air? I don't know, all I know is that I'm loving this so far.

There is a great reference to the 28 Days Later infection at the end of Shaun of the Dead, where it says; "Reports tell us that the virus wasn't started by rage infected monkeys"

And if you're a hardcore zombie fan there are a lot of new zombie movies being released in the next few years:

Day Of The Dead(Remake)

Sequel to Dawn of the Dead Remake(Possible)

Land of the Dead Sequel(Possible)

ZOMBIES

Boy Eats Girl

I Am Legend(In the same category as 28 Days Later, sort of zombie movie)

Cell(Adaptation of the novel)

I'm going to try to avoid the new NOTLD remake, which is in 3D and I saw the trailer, looks terrible.

This may have already been said a hundred times in this thread but I can't be arsed to check through 40 odd pages so;

WE ARE THE WINNERS!!

...of Eurovision!

The Descent is a cool film, a bunch of british girls stuck underground with people dying, creepy things and blood, just my cup of tea.

It's about time you Americans got something a year later than we do, rather than the other way around.

First person shooters. I hate them, I find them too hard to play.

About damn time SlapDash came up with another great diary. I'm a big fan of all your past work. I just hope you go further with this than you did with the Invasion and Slam! Wrestling.

Seriously if anyone has never read any of SlapDashKOTW's other diaries, go and do it now!

I agree with Enter Sandman, Bohemian Rhapsody and American Pie. But it must differ in other countries such as, if in Britain most people would probably know "Fit But You Know It" by The Streets, whereas in America hardly anybody would have heard of it.

There are a few albums I can listen to all the way through without skipping a song.

50 Cent- Get Rich Or Die Tryin' OST

Chamillionaire- The Sound Of Revenge

Chamillionaire And Paul Wall- Controversy Sells

Dr. Dre- 2001

Eminem- The Marshall Mathers LP

Kano- Home Sweet Home

Paul Wall- The People's Champ

Sway- This Is My Demo

Three 6 Mafia- The Most Known Unknown

T.I.- King

T.I.- Trap Musick

Various Artists- Hustle And Flow OST

I don't like the fact that in two years time, we've still got the same people main eventing at WrestleMania but oh well, it's your game. But I like the "Rematch 10 Years In The Making" that's a cool concept, the second graphic i feel is better than tghe first one.

Cheers guys you've really helped.

*cough*

Okay, here's the deal.

I've only just got Photoshop today. i've read loads of tutorials so far and I'm still confused.

I've downloaded some PSD cuts from digital mafia, but I can't do anything to them when I put them into Photoshop. I can't add more layers or anything.

I'm sure it's quite simple but for a beginner like me it's quite hard. Could someone just explain to me what's going on and how I can fix it.

Count me in

Those comics are shit, pathetic, childish and every other outrage you can think of, They're really pathetic. "OH I'M SO GAY! FOR YOU!" Oh that's so funny, i nearly wet myself *sarcastic look on face* FUCK OFF!!

Please don't hurt this chimney Punisher or I'll Fuck You!

It's so bad that it's not even funny.

Okay, here's the deal.

I'm fed up of not being able to watch a film properly because of someone's fame. Like you couldn't see Jim Carrey as a serious football coach or something could you?

Well here's what got me onto the subject. Kane's new movies; See No Evil.

It looks like a nice little horror flick with kane being the new sort of Jason Voorhees figure. But there's just one problem, IT'S KANE! "I AM A... MONSTER! RAWRR!!!" Most wrestlers I can't take seriously in films. The Rock is the only one I can stand because he can act, but in the wrestling ring he doesn't really have a character, he tends to just be himself. But the thing that lets me down is when it's a fight scene and he gives someone the fucking rock bottom. For fuck sake.

Austin is another one, he's not a bad actor, but I'm used to him being the beer swilling hard-ass texas rattlesnake, not an obnoxious, racist prison guard.

Another type of entertainer I can't take seriously is comedy actors doing serious roles.

In Harry Potter: The Goblet Of Fire, Crouch Sr. is a posh twat with a 'tache, but I couldn't take him seriously because I'm used to him standing in the corner of the 'Nag's Head' saying things like "Alright Dave?!" To Rodney or something stupid...

Denzil: That's Derek Trotter in there, not bloody Einstein!

Trigger: Del knows what he's talking about. And I don't see what the Beatle's manager has got to do with it anyway.

FILM OF THE YEAR:

1. Batman Begins (3pts)

2. War Of the Worlds (2pts)

3. Sin City (2pts)

4. Star Wars: Episode III [Revenge Of The Sith] (2pts)

5. [George A. Romero's] Land Of The Dead (2pts)

6. Harry Potter [The Goblet Of Fire] (1pt)

7. Saw II (1pt)

8. The Longest Yard (1pt)

9. The Island (1pt)

10. Green Street [Hooligans] (1pt)

PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR:

Christian Bale [batman Begins]

WORST FILM:

Triple X 2 [state Of The Union(US)/The Next Level(UK)]

NEXT YEAR'S MOST WANTED:

X-3[X-Men Three]

BEST DVD PACKAGE:

Sin City

It seems the Doctor always has the same formula, Wacky but serious. Tennant was good, I'm going to have to admit, but I'm still going to have to wait untill the series starts before I start comparing him to other doctors.

And as for the Alan Davies thing, he would be a good doctor, if you see him on QI he's fucking hilarious. But as I watched on Jonathan Ross this week. I think he'd just make a brilliant doctor if he was more of an actor than a comic.

Also, I'm looking foward to the Cybermen coming back, they were my favourite baddy in the 'old' doctor who. And that thing about Mickey and Jckie, why don't they just go with them, instead of the Doctor and Rose coming back to visit them every few weeks.

I just got the game today, and and still haven't been able to play it. Can someone tell me why? I've installed it, then i click on it to play, and it just returns to windows. Then when I click on it again it says: "The last time you played the game, you didn't close down properly. To view the readme file click yes. If you click cancel the game will continue with the lowest graphics" or something like that. I clicked cancel and it went black and returned to windows again. Whats the problem?

King Kong (2005) - 9.5/10

Wow, this is bloody awesome. I'd been seeing preview after preview and thought it looked great. Couldn't believe it when it was even better than I expected. Emotion, action and comedy all packed into one. Naomi Watts is brilliant and major hot in this. Jack Black does yet another great job too, as well as just about the entire cast. Just outstanding movie, possibly and probably the best of the year, easily one of the best films I've ever seen.

I see Sting in the top left hand corner, Jarrett everywhere.

Will someone return other than the three superstars? I forgot to mention that. I mean unexpected returns.

6(sic)6- 6 points(How ironic)

The Truth- 6 Points

Jayo- 6 points

crossface- 5 points

chriswalkerbush- 4 points

Lost Soul- 4 points

phatman- 3 points

OK 6(sic)6, Jayo and The Truth

I will ask bonus questions for you.

Will someone return, If so who?

Who will Eric Bischoff's Superstar be?