joose2001

Good to see you're back writing this diary again man. Been waiting months for an update, just checked on the off chance and good to see I had something to catch up on

Flec, loving the diary so much man. Youve really got me hooked

I think this is the first one Ive actually sat and read the whole thing in 2 nights... hope to see more soon, and good job man

actually didnt colour the lips, thats the original lips

Well, usually Ive allways used Photoshop just for quick easy cuts... ANYWAY, I decided to have a play using masks and adjustment layers and stuff today.

This is my first attempt so any comments would be nice

ORIGINAL

AFTER

Ive just sat here and read the entire diary and I gotta say I really enjoyed.

Such a completely original idea and it works very well.

Theres prob gonna be a few copycat ones coming up soon

Well done and keep up the good work, I know I'll definately be reading the rest and checking for updates

Damien Rice.... not that well known but his songs are amazing

CLICK

Now everyones gonna be singing this for weeks

Dont really care to be honest, NME keep going on as if he's the new Kurt Cobain or something... but thats NME for you, give them 2 years and they'll be saying how shit they are

Saw them at Leeds fest last year and thought they were mediocre at best, nothing special but not terrible either

The Happy Happy Sunshine Festival Of Doom

FRIDAY

Main Stage

Marilyn Manson

System Of A Down

Queens Of The Stone Age

Slipknot

Static-X

(hed)P.E

Boy Hits Car

2nd Stage

Audioslave

Nine Inch Nails

Rammstein

Rancid

Lost Prophets

Funeral For A Friend

A Perfect Circle

Finch

Concrete Jungle Tent

Sum 41

Good Charlotte

NOFX

Less Than Jake

Jimmy Eat World

The Ataris

The Dropkick Murphys

SATURDAY

Main Stage

Green Day

Blink 182

The Offspring

Primal Scream

Beck

The Coral

The Hives

Goldie Lookin Chain

2nd Stage

Muse

The Streets

Outkast

Elbow

Jet

Electric 6

Hot Hot Heat

Ladytron

Dance Tent

Chemical Brothers

Fatboy Slim

Aphex Twin

Daft Punk

Death In Vegas

DJ Shadow

Audiobullys

SUNDAY

Main Stage

Oasis

Placebo

Flaming Lips

Super Furry Animals

White Stripes

Ash

Eels

Fun Lovin Criminals

Mercury Rev

2nd Stage

Manic Street Preachers

Supergrass

Feeder

A

Gomez

Grandaddy

Sigur Ros

Royksopp

Happy Happy Bongo Stage

The Polyphonic Spree

The Thrills

OK Go!

Liam Lynch

Bowling For Soup

Scissor Sisters

Moldy Peaches

Junior Senior

Busted (you allways have to have a cheesey pop band... its the law!)

Flaming Lips - Finally The Punkrockers Have Stopped Taking Acid

Flaming Lips - The Day They Shot A Hole In The Jesus Egg

Bloodhound Gang - Hooray For Boobies

Black Grape - Its Great When Your Straight......Yeah!

Carter USM - Starry Eyed & Bollock Naked

Manic Street Preachers - Generation Terrorist

QOTSA - Songs For The Deaf

SOAD - Steal This Album

The Italian Job

The original with Micheal Caine. not the new relase

Just as you so want to know if they get the gold or not and it just ends with the lorry hanging over the edge of the cliff

1. Flaming Lips - Be My Head (3:15)

2. Black Grape - Kelly's Heroes (4:22)

3. SFA - Frisbee (2:19)

4. Puffy AmiYumi - Shiawase (4:20)

5. Cornershop - State Troopers (3:07)

6. Feeder - My Perfect Girl (4:25)

7. Nirvana - You Know Your Right (3:23)

8. The Coral - Goodbye (4:00)

9. Flaming Lips - Chewin The Apple Of Your (3:47)

10. Andrew W.K - Party Hard (3:07)

11. Manics - You Stole The Sun From My Heart (4:20)

12. Ok Go - Get Over It (3:16)

13. Jimi Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic (2:19)

14. The Strokes - Whatever Happened (2:57)

15. Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y. (3:23)

16. Senser - Eject (5:27)

17. P.O.D. - Set It Off (Tweaker Remix) (4:10)

18. KoRn - Hollow Life (4:07)

19. Moby - Honey (3:30)

20. Soft Cell - What? (4:33)

21. E - Someone To Break The Spell (2:49)

22. Mark B & Blade - Invasion Of The Rap Snatchers (2:11)

23. Skunk Anansie - 100 Ways to Be a Good Girl (4:01)

24. Cardigans - My Favorite Game (3:41)

25. Duran Duran - Save A Prayer (3:47)

26. The Delgados - Coming In From The Cold (3:34)

27. S Club - Gangsta Love (3:17)

28. Goldie Lookin Chain - Soap Bar (3:36)

29. The Beach Boys - I Get Around (2:12)

30. Finch - What It Is To Burn (4:30)

Albums (in no order)

Placebo - Black Market Music

Pulp - Different Class

System Of A Down - Toxicity

Super Furry Animals - Rings Around The World

Eels - Daisies Of The Galaxy

Songs (in no order and prob change according to my mood)

Guns n Roses - November Rain

Super Furry Animals - Presidential Suite

The Verve - History

Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Born On The 5th Of November

Oasis - Champagne Supernova

To be honest "Half Man/Half Machine" is one of the worse songs in my opinion.. though its still good.

The lyrics of some of the others are just fucking brilliant

"I first met Benny Blanco, he sold me the blow

After being barred from the community disco

He fingered two mingers

And made two girls sniff his fingers

Smokes bongs and drinks Strongbow

Went for a drive and shagged a mongo

Hes been bad from the day he was born

And hes got a huge collection of dog porn"

things like that

Wll apparently if the rumours are true they are playing in my home town in July as part of the Downhill Classic Skateboarding Tournament

Oh and the boys from Dirty Sanchez will be at it too, though they were meant to be banned from the area because of what they done last year.... but dont know if thats true and what they did anyway

Fair enough mate, I think theyre the type of band you either love or hate completely.

Then again their songs are my level of humour and maturity (and Im 25 before any asks) and Ive allways quite liked cheesey songs.... but if you dont like them then yeah thats your opinion and fair play to you

Absoloutely fucking hilarious!

Anyone here heard them at all?

They are a combination of So Solid Crew, The Streets and Hardcore Porn and all dress in tracksuits.

They have only had one single released officialy, but have 6 albums made, all of which they made theirselves on a 8-track, gave to mates and told them to copy them and hand them out to anyone.... and thats how they got started and word spread.. The first album was done in 2001 and the latest last year, their first ever gig was last November and this year they are the first act on the Main Stage at this years Reading Festival....

So.... who knows of the GLC?