khaoz_theory

A few typos in there but I can't really say much about that because I had quite a few in my write ups when I started. Maybe run it through a spell check next time?

Apart from that I enjoyed the show.

Good stuff

A decent start considering it was a B-show like you said.

I prefer created promotions to the WWE stuff so I'll be reading if you keep it going.

Only thing I can't get my head around is Crimson being a cross between Undertaker and a masked Kane, but that's probably due to the alcohol running through my vains as I type this. (Y)

Time: 10:00am

Date: Saturday 1st January 2006

Place: My Apartment

I sipped at my coffee as I lent back in my computer chair, reading over Sophie’s end of year report. We had done quite well considering we were practically unknown in the wrestling circuit. We had made over half a million in five months giving us an overall of $1,291,960 to play with and had risen from 30% P.I. To 41%. Although most of that was due to injecting a hefty sum into advertising. I shuffled through the papers until I reached and piece on our current status.

Universal Wrestling Alliance

Size: Small

P.I. 41%

Funds: $1,291,960

Ranking: #23

Top Five Faces

‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes (38 over)

Andy Noble (36 over)

Great British Hero (30 over)

Flash Christian (21 over)

Black Dragon (19 over)

Top Five Heels

Cory Diamond (41 over)

Robbie Royce (33 over)

Stu Odyssey (32 over)

Chris Blackheart (30 over)

Worlds Most Dangerous Mailman (28 over)

Sunday 18th December 2005

SHOWDOWN

The show opens up with Handsome Jay Harman and Joe Wheeler in the ring.

Jay: “Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to UWA Showdown!”

*Round of Applause from the small crowd*

Jay: “My name is Handsome Jay Harman and this lardy love machine standing next to me is Joe Wheeler!”

Joe breaks out into a small laugh.

Joe: “Where ever it is your going with that Jay I want you to stop right now.”

Jay: “Are you sure Joe? I mean they don’t call me the handsome one for nothing you know and I have noticed you getting a little sweaty when we open up the shows together.”

Joe: “Hey pal, believe me, I would rather stick my manhood in a mousetrap than share a sweaty bedtime story with you.”

Jay: “Kinky.”

Joe: “Kinky? How am I kinky?”

Jay: “you want to stick you’re gentiles in a mousetrap.”

Joe: “Look, can we just get on with the show?”

Jay: “Yeah I suppose, but first I got something for ya.”

Joe: “For me?”

Jay reaches into his inside pocket and produces a pair of Santa hats.

Joe: “Heh, you moron.”

Both Jay and Joe put the hats on.

Jay: “What do you all think?”

*The Crowd laugh*

Joe: “This is all good fun Jay but we got a job to do.”

Jay: “That’s right Joe. Tonight there will be no fun and games as Cory Diamond defends The UWA World Championship against not one, but two men in a Triple Threat Match!”

Joe: “That’s right Jayman, last month Mike Hughes and Robbie Royce drew a match to determine the number one contender, so the UWA officials decided that it would be a 3 way match for the title.”

Jay: “That’s right Joe and I gotta say that.......”

Jay is interrupted by Marilyn Manson’s ‘Coma White’ as Blind Rage walks from behind the curtain. Blind Rage looks through his scruffy hair in disgust at the crowd as he makes his way to the ring. Blind Rage snatches a Mic from Jay before he and Joe leave the ring. As the music fades, Rage speaks.

BR: “Seeing that Christmas is only a few days away, I thought I’d take some time out of the endless torture that is my life to speak to the group of people that this whole holiday is really all about.....The children.”    

Blind Rage rolls out of the ring and approaches one of the kids in the front row.

BR: “Hey little boy, what’s your name?”

Kid: “David.”

BR: “David huh, that’s a cool name. Tell me David, how old are you?”

Kid: “I am 6 years old!”

BR: “So you’re a big boy huh?”

The kid smiles and nods.

BR: “So David, what do you want this Christmas?”

Kid: “A City hero fire truck!”

BR: “The one with the flashing lights and stuff?”

The Kid nods with an innocent grin. Blind Rage looks to the kids left and points at a guy sitting with a smile on his face.

BR: “Is this your Daddy?”

Kid: “Yep!”

Blind Rage turns to the boy’s father.

BR: “What’s your name sir?”

Dad: “My name is Eric.”

BR: “So Eric, will Santa Claus be bringing little David his City Hero Fire Truck this Christmas?”

Dad: (Smiling) “If Santa Claus can afford it.”

BR: “If Santa Claus can afford it? Why? Does Santa Claus think a few bucks aren’t worth this child’s happiness?”

Dad: “No, It’s just.....”

BR: “It’s Just what? It’s Just that Santa Claus has spent all his money on the services of a CRACK HEAD PROSTITUTE INSTEAD OF GIVING AN INNOCENT CHILD WHAT HE WISHES FOR AT FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!!!”

The Kids hides in his mothers arm’s in fear as the Father’s smile turns to an image of anger!

BR: “What is young David really getting for Christmas DAD? A lump of coal? A punch in the face? SEXUAL ASSAULT????”

The Father stands up to strike Blind Rage but Rage is ready and knocks the Father out with a stiff shot from the microphone. Road agents pull Blind Rage back, standing between him and the crowd before he slides into the ring.

BR: “When I was six years old, I asked Santa Claus for a GI Joe Army truck. You know what I got? I GOT A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL WITH THREE BROKEN RIBS!!!!!! And you know what happened after that? NOTHING! The Doctors didn’t even ask what happened to me and despite all my begging, they just sent back home to suffer again AND AGAIN! Well this Christmas will be different, this Christmas I finally will get what I want after all these years. Forget a GI JOE army truck; forget a city hero fire truck. This Christmas I get......MY REVENGE ON EVERY PIECE OF SHIT ON THIS EARTH FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND TO SUFFER!!!!!!”

The Crowd start throwing trash in the ring while a few scream “Fuck Off!”

BR: “You see, that is exactly what I’ve been talking about! I come out here and share my pain with all you good willed ‘Christians’ and what do you all do? You tell me to go away, you tell me you don’t want to know, you all.......Turn a blind eye! AND THAT IS WHY YOU WILL ALL FEEL MY BLIND RAGE!!!!! Starting tonight. ”

Blind Rage looks out at the angry crowd, still telling him to go away.

BR: “Seeing that you all want me to get out of your sight so bad, I think I’ll view Tonight’s entertainment from ring side just to, well, piss you all off.”

Blind Rage drops the Mic and rolls out of the ring with an evil smile on his face. Blind Rage grabs a chair from under the ring and takes a seat while road agents surround him in case any fans try to jump him at ringside.

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Overall: 56%

Blind Rage gained 3 points of overness

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Worlds Most Dangerous Mailman vs. Flash Christian

A rock instrumental of Postman Pat hits the speakers as the Worlds Most Dangerous Mailman makes his way to the ring, Mailbag in hand. As the Mailman gets to the ring, he notices Blind Rage staring at him from his chair. The Mailman clutches on to his bag and climbs into the ring, keeping his eyes on Blind Rage at all times.

European Techno fills the Gym as Flash Christian makes his way to the ring, slapping a few fans’ hands on the way. Flash does seem to bothered about Blind Rage being at ringside as he flips over the top rope into the ring. The bell rings.

As they go to lock up WMDM takes the advantage by driving a knee to the gut of Flash. WMDM forces Flash to the ropes with a few right hands before whipping him off. WMDM leapfrogs Flash and tries for a back elbow but Flash ducks and comes off with a spinning heel kick. Flash covers. 1.....2.....Kick out! Flash pulls WMDM to his feet and positions him on the mat with a body slam before landing a spinning leg drop and hooking the leg. 1......2......Kick out! Flash hits the ropes looking for an elbow drop but WMDM rolls out of the way leaving Flash to crash into the canvas. WMDM wears Flash down with a few boots to the head before pulling him to his feet with a handful of hair. WMDM holds Flash in place before dropping him with a big standing dropkick. WMDM covers. 1......2......Kick out! WMDM pulls Flash up and drives the wind out of him with a gut buster before trying for another cover, hooking both legs. 1......2......Kick out! WMDM picks Flash up and goes for the Parcel Bomb but Flash counters with a double leg take down. Flash, keeping hold of WMDM’s legs, slingshots WMDM hard into the turnbuckles. As WMDM staggers around dazed, Flash springboards off the middle rope and hits a nice hurricanrana on WMDM. Flash pulls WMDM to his feet and grabs his arm, places his leg over the back of WMDM’s neck and jumps scoring with a hurricanrana, hooking the leg straight after. 1......2.......Kick out! Flash goes to whip WMDM into the corner, WMDM reverses and charges but Flash gets the feet up stopping WMDM before hooking him up and planting him with a tornado DDT. Flash gets to his feet and hits a standing moonsault into a cover. 1......2......Kick out! WMDM rolls to the outside to recover. Flash climbs on to the apron but WMDM grabs his foot to pull him down only to receive a boot in the face, staggering WMDM. Flash turns away from WMDM and leaps off the apron with an Asai moonsault but WMDM moves and Flash crashes into the gym floor right in front of Blind Rage who just laughs at Flash‘s misfortune. WMDM rolls into the ring as the ref starts the count. The ref reaches 9 before Flash just makes it into the ring.

Back inside, WMDM puts the boots to Flash before coming off the ropes with a knee drop, WMDM covers. 1......2......Kick out! WMDM sits Flash up and drives his knee into Flash’s back before applying a sleeper hold. Flash tries to squirm out of the hold but WMDM has it locked in tight. Flash reaches out to the ropes but soon rules that option out as he is obviously too far away to grab them. After a few more seconds in the hold it looks like Flash is fading but his arm shoots back up after the ref raises it the first time. Flash starts to feel the adrenaline pumping as he forces himself up to one knee. WMDM tightens his grip but its no use as Flash is now on his feet. Flash breaks the hold with a few hard elbows to the gut of WMDM, Flash tries to run for the ropes but WMDM stops Flash by grabbing his hair and pulling him back before lifting him up in a back suplex position and swinging Flash forward, driving him face first to the mat. WMDM covers. 1.......2........Kick out! WMDM pulls Flash to his feet, whips him to the ropes and nails Flash with a neck breaker drop. WMDM springboards off the middle rope looking for the special delivery, Flash rolls out of the way but WMDM lands on his feet. Flash gets to his feet and turns around, WMDM swings for a clothesline, Flash ducks and blasts WMDM with a superkick but cant follow up with a cover. The ref gets to an 8 count before both men get to their feet. WMDM goes for a right hand but Flash ducks underneath and hits WMDM with a flapjack. Flash climbs up the turnbuckles and leaps off looking for the frog splash but WMDM moves and Flash eats canvas. WMDM gets to his feet and springboards off the middle rope this time connecting with the special delivery! WMDM covers. 1.......2.......Kick out! WMDM argues the refs count for a few seconds before walking over to his corner and picking up his mailbag. The ref notices WMDM has got the bag and tries to grab it from WMDM. As WMDM and the ref are playing tug-o-war over the mailbag, Flash has pulled himself to his feet. Flash turns around to attack the Mailman but gets blasted by a vicious chair shot out of nowhere from Blind Rage! WMDM notices Flash down on the canvas and lets go of the mailbag. WMDM looks at Blind Rage with a confused look on his face before covering Flash. 1......2......3!    

WINNER: WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS MAILMAN

WMDM grabs his mailbag and rolls out of the ring, keeping his eye on Blind rage the whole time as he makes his way to the back. Meanwhile Blind Rage has climbed into the ring with the chair. The ref tries to get Blind Rage out of the ring but gets shoved to the outside for his efforts. Blind Rage lays the chair down in the middle of the ring and pulls Flash to his feet. Blind Rage holds Flash up by the hair with Flash’s body facing away from his. Blind Rage whispers something in Flash’s ear before driving him face first to the chair with the Blind Revenge! (Unprettier) Blind Rage rolls out the ring and back-pedals towards the back with an evil grin on his face. As Blind Rage reaches the entrance, Amanda Shae runs past him and slides into the ring to revive Flash, holding his head in her hands.

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M: 73%

C: 26%

O: 49%

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‘The Kids aren’t Alright’ Blasts through the sound system as the Universal Wrestling Alliance World Champion Cory Diamond makes his way to the ring with Captain Cutthroat at his side, waving his Jolly Roger flag. Cory is in usual street clothes; Leather pants, A black shirt, unbuttoned showing his chest, blue tinted sunglasses and the UWA World Championship belt over his shoulder. Cory climbs on the apron to look out at the booing fans for a few seconds with his cocky grin before climbing into the ring. Cory grabs a microphone and poses while the music fades out.

Cory: “Everybody shut your mouth because the SUUUPPPERRRRRSTTTTTAAAAAHHHHHHHH IS HEREEEEEEE!!!! And I got a few things to say!”

The crowd boo hard as Cory ‘dusts off’ his title belt, still sporting a cocky grin.

Cory: “Last month at Genocide Cory stepped into this very ring to defend HIS World Championship against the so-called ‘monster’ GBH. Now GBH, I must say you did take Cory by surprise and put up one hell of a fight but obviously when it was all said and done, Cory Diamond walked away still the UWA World Champ-E-On! Now tonight.......”

Suddenly, Cory is cut off by Captain Cutthroat.

CC: “ARRRRRRR Cory, ye did indeed come out on top of the Demon from the deep, GBH. And we did indeed teach that snivelling vermin a lesson. However Cory lad, Ye said to I that together we would make GBH walk the plank and rid the seven seas of he forever if I helped you win UWA’s Treasure! I aided ye in your quest for gold Cory lad but still GBH lives. Tonight I have the chance to......”

Cory: “Whoa whoa whoa CAP-E-TAN!!! Cory thinks he know where you are going with this. Tonight Cap-E-Tan, You face Mr fat sweaty bitch himself in a table’s match. Well don’t you worry my seven sea sailing friend because as you stood by Cory’s side, giving Cory support, as I single headedly became the UWA Champ-E-On of the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Cory will stand with you, side by side as you destroy that obese, out of shape, stinky, what the hell is a dentist? Limey gorilla, GBH.”

CC: “ARRRRRRRRR Cory lad, ye are indeed a worthy shipmate!”

Cory: “Now on to business. Tonight, Cory Diamond steps into this ring, Mike Who? On the left, Robbie what? On the right, Triple Threat match, Cory’s World Championship on the line. This is what’s gonna happen. Cory is going to step into this ring, raise his left hand, raise his right hand and deliver not one, but two super sized mouthfuls of slappage! Once again retaining Cory’s World Championship before you can say dibby do dibby da dibby fizz! You see......”

Cory looks to the entrance curtain with disgust as he is interrupted by the sound of ‘Hate to Say I told you so’ by the Hives. Robbie Royce struts down the isle in his long red robe to a chorus of boos from the small crowd. Robbie grabs a microphone from Joe wheeler before climbing into the ring.

RR: “My loyal followers, your hero has arrived!”

*The Fan’s boo*             

RR: “Cory Diamond I must say.....”

Cory Interrupts.

Cory: “That’s SUUUUUPPPPERRSTAHHHHHHH Cory Diamond to you!”

RR: “Whatever, the reason I am out here is because I have an idea for tonight’s match.”

Cory: “Really? And what is that you blonde haired sausage smokah?”

RR: “Well, I was sitting in the back, trying to understand what the hell you and your boyfriend were mumbling about when a fantastic idea just lit up in my mind. For the sake of the people‘s entertainment, why don’t we make the Triple Threat Championship match a No Holds Barred match?”

Cory: “No holds barred? The Triple Threat Match for Cory’s World Championship? Sure, why not. It just makes it easier for Cory to kick your bitch ass!”

RR: “Kick my ass? The People’s choice? You think your going to kick MY ass? Oh no Cory, you see, it’ll be me kicking you and Mike Hughes’s ass as I leave here tonight the NEW UWA CHAMP!”

Cory: “You don’t seriously think a fancy fairy boy like you could possibly take this belt from Cory’s waist do you?”

RR: “fancy fairy boy? I’m these people’s hero! And tonight you little punk bitch, I become these people’s Champion!”

Cory: “You know what, Cory’s doesn’t want to wait for tonight. Cory is fixing to dish out a mouth full of slappage right now!”

RR: “Ok faggot boy, let’s go!”

Cory takes off his sunglasses and passes them to Captain Cutthroat along with the UWA Championship belt as Robbie Royce takes off his robe and neatly drapes it over the top rope. The two get in each other’s faces and start shoving each other. Robbie rears back with fist, Cory rears back also, and then...........They both smile and shake hands! Robbie Royce grabs a microphone.

RR: “Ha Ha Ha, Mike Hughes, you would love to see me and Cory beat the hell out of each other right now wouldn’t you, well that isn't gonna happen. Tonight Hughes, its gonna be Triple Threat rules, No holds barred, and your career is going to end tonight!”

Cory: “That’s right Mikey, tonight we are going to rid the UWA of you and the true SUUPPPPPPERRRSTAHHHHHHHHHH of the UWA is going to once again, walk out of this ring the World Champ-E-On!”

Robbie pulls the microphone towards his mouth.

RR: “Well that’s IF you can beat me.”

Cory: “Of coarse.”

As Robbie Royce turns to get his robe Cory sneakily gives him a look as to say “whatever” before all three make their way out of the ring and to the back.

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Overall: 50%

Cory Diamond gained 2 points of overness

Captain Cutthroat gained 2 points of overness

Robbie Royce gained 2 points of overness

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After a short intermission, Kriss Sprules has made his way to the ring with his manager Melicious. After taunting a few fans from the ring, Sprules grabs a microphone.

Sprules: “Last time I stepped foot in this ring I out performed that waste of skin Black Dragon only to be fast counted and robbed of an obvious victory. So Mr referee, whatever your name is, I want you to walk your ass down to this ring right now!”

The referee from the said match makes his way down to ring looking nervous. He slides into the ring and walks slowly walks over to Sprules. Sprules gets right into the young referee’s face before speaking again. 

Sprules: “Tonight I’m going to issue a challenge to anybody in the back who thinks they got what it takes to go one on one with the most talented performer in this great sport, and you are not going to screw me out of a victory again because you know what happened last time, don’t you?”

Sprules holds the microphone to the referee as Melicious closes in behind him trying to intimidate him.

Referee: “I was just doing my job ok.”

Sprules: “Just doing your job? Admit it you scrawny little girl, you screwed me!”

Sprules grabs the referee by his collar hard and puts the microphone to his mouth while Melicious gets right in his face also.

Referee: “Ok, maybe I was a bit fast with the count.”

Sprules: “That’s right, you did. But as you said, you where just doing your job and I’m probably right in saying that the job given to you for that match, was to screw Kriss Sprules out of the win by any means necessary.”

Sprules releases the referee and turns to the crowd.

Sprules: “After all, if any one of you ran this promotion and saw what I can do in this ring, you’d feel threatened as well and would probably order your staff to keep me down to protect your ‘favourites’.”

The crowd boo as Melicious claps, agreeing with Sprules. Sprules turns and points to the referee.

Sprules: “I think I can safely say that you will be calling this match right down the middle, well unless you want another beating like last month?”

The referee tells Sprules that he will call it straight down the middle.

Sprules: “Good. So if anybody has the guts to step into the ring with The Evolution Kriss Sprules, walk your ass to this ring right now and lets get it on!”

Sprules looks out at the entrance waiting for his opponent but after a few seconds it looks as if nobody is going to come.

Sprules: “Well, it looks like nobody has the guts to face me so...........”

Before Sprules can finish his sentence, ‘Seamless’ by American Head Charge blasts from the sound system. A large, well built man emerges from behind the curtain causing Sprules to look on in fear. As the large man springs over the top rope and into the ring, Joe wheeler announces him as Paul Birchall!

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Overall: 43%

Kriss Sprules gained 1 point of overness

Paul Birchall gained 2 points of overness

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Melicious bails as Sprules starts to compose himself.

Sprules: “S-s-so, you think you got what it takes?”

Birchall just gives Sprules a mean look.

Sprules: “Ok then, r-ring the bell.”

Sprules tosses the microphone to one side and starts to circle around the ring with a worried look on his face. The bell rings.

Kriss Sprules vs. Paul Birchall

Sprules doesn’t look too thrilled to be in the ring as he steps up to his towering opponent, he looks around and tries for a cheap forearm to the chest but its no good as it doesn’t even phase the big man. Birchall looks down at Sprules as he desperately tries to inflict some sort of offense on the big man and after a few useless forearms he grabs Sprules by the face and launches him across the ring. Birchall drags Sprules to his feet and whips him off the ropes before almost decapitating Sprules with a stiff lariat. Birchall lifts Sprules up in an elevated fireman's carry and walks around the ring effortlessly with him on his shoulders showing off his strength. Melicious climbs in the ring to save Sprules but is lifted up along with Sprules in the elevated fireman’s carry. Birchall walks over to a corner with both Sprules and Melicious on his back and plants them both with a rolling Samoan crush! Birchall stands over his victims and grins. Birchall takes a step back before launching himself in the air and crushing both with a standing shooting star press! The referee rolls Melicious out of the ring to the gym floor where she lays motionless. Birchall hooks Sprules up and drives him to the mat with a brutal powerbomb, and then still holding Sprules, lifts him up a second time to hit a second devastating powerbomb! Sprules is laid out on the mat as Birchall slowly walks around the ring to a mixed reaction from the small crowd. Birchall drags the now limp Sprules to his feet and lets out an animal like growl before destroying Sprules with the C4! Birchall stands up and places one foot on Sprules’s chest as the ref counts. 1.....2.....3!

WINNER: PAUL BIRCHALL

The referee quickly exits the ring and sprints to the back, even though he really has nothing to fear from the half-dead Sprules. The fans look on in amazement as the monster Paul Birchall climbs out of the ring and slowly walks to the back, not even batting an eyelid.

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M: 59%

C: 22%

O: 40%

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Tables Match

Great British Hero vs. Captain Cutthroat

‘Rule Britannia’ blasts through the sound system as GBH walks from behind the curtain to a decent pop from the small crowd. GBH poses to the crowd, waving his Union Jack flag high as he makes his way to the ring. GBH rolls in the ring and holds his flag up for a few seconds before lowering it and throwing a few air punches, waiting for his opponent.

‘Frigging in the rigging’ plays and Captain Cutthroat starts to slowly make his way down the isle with his Jolly Roger flag over his shoulder. Cutthroat cautiously climbs into the ring, watching GBH in case he tries anything. Cutthroat climbs on the turnbuckles and looks at the entranceway as if he is waiting for somebody to emerge from the curtain. After a few seconds Captain Cutthroat climbs down the turnbuckles and faces GBH with a worried look on his face. The bell rings.  

GBH advances towards Cutthroat, backing him into the corner. Cutthroat decides not to go head to head with the big man and quickly retreats to the outside of the ring. GBH rolls out and chases Cutthroat around the ring. Cutthroat gets half way around before rolling back in, grabbing his flag on the way. GBH rolls back in but is met with a strike to the back of the neck with the flagpole. After a few more strikes, Cutthroat puts the pole against GBH’s throat and tries to choke the big man out. Cutthroat pulls the flag away and lets GBH get to his knees before swinging and breaking the flagpole over GBH’s head. Cutthroat rolls out of the ring and lifts up the apron, reaching under for a table. As Cutthroat finally drags a table from under the ring, GBH has rolled to outside despite still being dazed from the flagpole shot. Cutthroat notices GBH and hits him with a few quick right hands, Cutthroat takes a few steps back and charges but GBH counters and backdrops Cutthroat on the gym floor. GBH sets the table up on the outside and turns to Cutthroat; he then rolls Cutthroat into the ring and follows. Cutthroat gets to his feet and staggers around a bit before getting nailed with a big clothesline from GBH. GBH pulls Cutthroat to his feet and lifts him up in a gorilla press. GBH starts to walk to the side of the ring where the table is set up on floor, but as he gets to the ropes Cutthroat rakes the eyes and grounds the big man with a chop block to the back of the knee. Cutthroat crawls to the side of the ring closet to the entrance and waves his hand as if he is signalling for assistance but after a few seconds it becomes obvious that nobody is going to come. Cutthroat pulls himself up and turns around into a recovered GBH.

Cutthroat tries to beg the big man off but GBH is having none of it and goes to work on Cutthroat with a series of hard left and right hands. GBH whips Cutthroat off the ropes and catches him in a gorilla press before dropping him on to his shoulder and driving him to the mat with a powerslam. GBH climbs out of the ring and grabs the table; he then folds the table legs up and slides it into the ring before rolling in himself. GBH props the table up in the corner before turning to Cutthroat only to get stopped in his tracks with a cheap low blow. With GBH down, Cutthroat sees a chance to do some damage and climbs the turnbuckles. Cutthroat reaches the top turnbuckle and starts to walk the top rope; he gets to the middle and leaps off connecting with his Walk the Plank! Cutthroat pulls the big man to his feet and hits a few right hands, forcing GBH into the corner. Cutthroat grabs GBH’s wrist and tries to whip him into the propped up table but GBH stands his ground and pulls Cutthroat into a short arm clothesline. While GBH takes a few seconds to recover, Cutthroat crawls again to the side of the ring closest to the entrance and waves his hand for support. Again nobody comes. GBH walks over to Cutthroat and drags him to the centre of the ring where he boots him in the gut and shoves Cutthroat’s head between his giant thighs. GBH lifts Cutthroat up in the air for a powerbomb and holds him up for a few seconds before driving him to the canvas with a ring shaking powerbomb. GBH grabs the table from the corner and sets it up near the turnbuckles, he then pulls Cutthroat’s limp carcass up and lays him across the wooden surface. GBH climbs up to the second rope and looks out to the crowd with a mighty roar before leaping off and crushing Cutthroat with the Big Daddy Splash, collapsing the table in the process!

WINNER: GREAT BRITISH HERO

As the fans cheer, GBH pulls himself from the wreckage and asks for a microphone.

GBH: “Cory Diamond! Take a good look at your boy here because that is what’s going to happen to you next time we meet in this ring! You better enjoy that shiny gold strap of yours boy because when I get my chance, I’m gonna squash you like a bug a put that Championship belt where it belongs. Around the waist of the Great British Hero!”

GBH tosses the microphone to the outside and poses with one foot on Cutthroat’s chest before leaving the ring and making his way to the back.

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M: 56%

C: 28%

O: 38%

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Chris Blackheart vs. Black Dragon

‘Killing in the Name of’ by RATM hits as Chris Blackheart walks from behind the curtain looking more intense than ever, stretching and cracking his knuckles on his way to the ring. Blackheart slides into the ring and stands in his corner awaiting his opponent.

‘Blood in my Eyes’ hits and Black Dragon walks out to a small pop from the few fans in attendance. Dragon flips over the top rope and into the ring where he plays to the crowd briefly before the bell rings.

They lock up. Dragon being the faster of the two quickly goes behind for a waist lock. Blackheart tries for a counter but Dragon is one step ahead and takes him to the mat with a double leg takes down before grabbing an arm bar. Blackheart gets to his feet and reverses into a hammerlock. Dragon goes to counter but blackheart cancels him out and applies more pressure on the arm. Dragon waits for his chance and sprints towards the ropes before dropping to the mat causing Blackheart to stumble forward through the ropes and to the outside. Blackheart is quickly to his feet, and with an angry look on face, slides back into the ring. They go to lock up again but Blackheart steals the advantage with a knee to the gut. Blackheart whips Dragon off the ropes looking for a hip toss, Dragon lands on his feet and tries for a kick to the gut but Blackheart catches the foot. Dragon leaps up looking for an enziguri, Blackheart avoids it but Dragon lands on his foot, Dragon jumps up again for a spinning kick, which is also avoided by Blackheart. Blackheart throws Dragon’s leg up only for Dragon to land on his feet after a nice back flip. Blackheart swings at Dragon, Dragon ducks underneath and springboards off the middle rope before grounding Blackheart with a flying head scissors. Blackheart rolls to the outside to rethink his strategy as Dragon plays to the crowd. As Dragon is on the turnbuckles posing, Blackheart slides back in and charges for a cheap shot but as he gets inches away from his target, Dragon back flips over him and hits a drop kick to the chest, forcing Blackheart into the corner. Dragon whips Blackheart hard to the opposite corner and follows up with a hard rolling kick, his heel slamming against Blackhearts head. Dragon pulls Blackheart out of the corner and hooks the leg. 1......2.......Kick out! Dragon climbs through the ropes to the apron where he tries for a slingshot splash but Blackheart gets the knees up, driving the wind out of Dragon. As Dragon staggers around clenching his stomach, Blackheart quickly gets to his feet and floors Dragon with a stiff clothesline to the back of the head before dropping to one knee to catch his breath.

Blackheart pulls Dragon to his feet and boots him in the gut before coming off the ropes with a spinning neck breaker. Blackheart covers. 1......2......Kick out! Blackheart pulls Dragon to his feet and goes to work on the neck with a few clubbing forearms before lifting Dragon up and planting him with a back suplex. Blackheart covers. 1......2......Kick out! Blackheart pulls Dragon to his feet and whips him hard to the turnbuckles causing the whiplash to damage Dragon’s neck. Blackheart whips Dragon again to the opposite turnbuckles but this time, Dragon runs up the corner and leaps off for a twisting body press only for Blackheart to duck leaving Dragon to eat canvas. Dragon quickly gets to his feet and staggers into Blackheart who nails him with the Black Out! Blackheart covers. 1......2......Dragon gets his foot on the ropes. Blackheart pulls Dragon’s foot of the ropes and tries for the cover again, this time hooking both legs. 1......2....... Kick out! Blackheart pulls Dragon to his feet looking for a German suplex, but Dragon reverses and plants Blackheart with a tiger suplex. 1......2......Kick out! Dragon pulls Blackheart to his feet and rocks him with a few forearms before hitting the ropes and dropping Blackheart with a spinning heel kick. Dragon covers. 1.......2....... Kick out! Dragon pulls Blackheart to his feet and hooks him up for a suplex, but Blackheart blocks it and charges crushing Dragon in the corner. Blackheart hits Dragon with a few right hands before pulling him to the centre of the ring and knocking him down with a stiff chop. Blackheart covers with his forearm across Dragon’s face. 1......2....... Kick out! Blackheart pulls dragon up to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Blackheart then launches Dragon up in the air in which looks like an attempt for a flapjack, but Dragon, in mid air, shifts his weight and hits a front dropkick on Blackheart launching him through the ropes to the outside. Blackheart stumbles to his feet as Dragon attempts a springboard moonsault to the outside, Blackheart moves thinking Dragon will crash to the floor but Dragon just manages to land on his feet. Blackheart turns around thinking Dragon is down and gets hit with a stiff chop. Dragon measures Blackheart and thrusts for a palm strike but Blackheart ducks underneath and hits German suplex causing the back of Dragon’s head to bounce off the gym floor. Blackheart rolls into the ring as the ref starts the count.

With Dragon lying motionless on the floor, it looks like Blackheart is heading for a count out win, Suddenly the crowd cheer as Andy Noble runs down to ring side to check on Black Dragon. The ref breaks the count and tells Noble to leave but Noble protests and tries to revive Black Dragon. Blackheart notices Noble on the outside and starts yelling at him, telling him to stay out of his match. Noble lifts Dragon up and rolls him into the ring. As Noble turns to walk away, Blackheart starts yelling abuse at Noble, so Noble starts yelling abuse back. While the two are going back and forth with insults, Dragon has somewhat recovered. Blackheart steps up on the bottom rope and points at Noble telling him to back off or he’ll beat the hell out of him. Suddenly Dragon pulls Blackheart off the bottom rope with a roll up and a bridge. 1.......2........3!

WINNER: BLACK DRAGON

Dragon rolls out of the ring as Blackheart shoots to his feet enraged! Blackheart grabs the referee and starts’ shaking him violently as Andy Noble congratulates Black Dragon on the outside. Blackheart kicks the bottom rope and points at Noble telling him he is going to “Fuck him up” for showing his face in his match as Noble helps Black Dragon to the back. Blackheart climbs out of the ring and grabs a chair, he then repeatedly slams it into the ring post until the chair is totally destroyed. Chris Blackheart is pissed.

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M: 81%

C: 19%

O: 50%

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UWA World Championship Match

No Holds Barred Triple Threat Match (First Fall Wins)

Cory Diamond (Champion) vs. Mike Hughes vs. Robbie Royce

Handsome Jay Harman is in the ring with a microphone

Jay: “Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the MAIN EVENT!!!!!”

‘Hate To Say I Told You So’ by the Hives blasts through the gym as Robbie Royce struts from behind the curtain in a long red robe. Robbie stops in the isle to pose to his ‘followers’ before climbing into the climbing in and strutting around the ring to the beat of his theme song.

Motorhead’s ‘Ace of Spades’ rips through gym as ‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes walks out to a big pop from the small crowd. Hughes is looking pumped up as he poses to the fans while making his way to the ring. Hughes slides in and climbs up the turnbuckles with his arms raised before dropping down and locking eyes with Robbie Royce.

The fans boo hard as ‘The Kids Aren’t Alright’ hits the speakers. Cory Diamond appears from behind the curtain with the UWA World Championship belt around his waist and a cocky grin on his face. Cory climbs onto the apron and up the turnbuckles as his strips the belt from his waist to hold up high for everybody to see. Cory jumps into the ring and gives the belt a big kiss before handing it to the referee.

With all three men ready to go, The bell rings.

Cory and RR both go for Hughes as the bell rings but Hughes is ready and fights them both off with a flurry of hard right hands and clotheslines before eventually dumping Cory to the outside with a clothesline over the top rope. RR tries to sneak up on Hughes but Hughes catches him out before he can get close enough to strike. RR swings for a punch but Hughes blocks and floors RR with a right of his own. Hughes pulls RR to his feet and whips him off the ropes before catching him with a big back body drop. Hughes picks RR up and whips him to the ropes again this time catching him with a big powerslam. Hughes walks over to the corner and starts stomping his foot, signalling for the Mighty Boot but Cory grabs his legs from the outside to trip him up before pulling him into the post, groin first. Cory slides in and starts stomping Hughes before RR walks over to join in. RR picks Hughes up and holds him for Cory to strike at with a few hard kicks and punches. RR spins Hughes around and sets him up for a piledriver as Cory grabs Hughes’s legs before both me lift Hughes up and spike him to the mat with a vicious spike piledriver. RR jumps on Hughes for a cover. 1......2......Cory pulls RR off and goes for a cover himself. 1......2........RR returns the favour and pulls Cory off, breaking the pin attempt. Cory stands up and gets in RR’s face, RR shoves Cory, Cory shoves RR, RR slaps Cory causing him to pause for a minute before tackling RR and hitting a few right hand. Cory pulls RR to his feet and whips him to the ropes; RR ducks an elbow attempt but gets caught coming off the opposite ropes in a sleeper hold. As Cory tightens his grip, Hughes comes up behind him turning it in to a three-way sleeper hold. RR, using all the strength he can muster, pulls himself up and drops down hitting double chin breaker leaving all three men down on the mat. Suddenly the fans turn their attention to the curtain as a huge black guy, dressed in all black with thick black sunglasses, is walking down the isle. The huge man stops at ringside where he watches the action with his arms crossed.

While Cory is still down in a corner, RR and Hughes are both on their feet. RR rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair before rolling back in. RR goes to strike Hughes with the chair but Hughes ducks and plants RR with a big standing spinebuster. Hughes covers. 1.......2........Kick out! Hughes gets to his feet and notices the chair in the ring. He picks it up. Hughes stalks RR and waits just the right moment before cracking RR’s skull with a vicious chair shot, causing RR to stumble through the ropes to the outside. Hughes tosses the chair to one side and turns his attention to Cory, who is just getting to his feet. Hughes spins Cory around and hits a few hard right hands before whipping Cory to the ropes and taking him down with a flying shoulder block. Hughes covers. 1.......2........Kick out! Hughes picks Cory up and whips him into the corner, following up with a hard clothesline. Hughes pulls Cory out of the corner and into the middle of the ring where he hooks him up and drives him to the mat with the Mighty Drop! (Vertical Suplex into a Samoan Drop) Hughes covers. 1........2........Kick out! Hughes drags Cory to his feet and hits a hard left jab, and another, and third. Hughes measures Cory and hits the ropes looking for a clothesline, Cory ducks, Hughes turns around, Diamond Cutter on Hughes! Cory covers. 1.......2.......2.999999 Kick out! As Cory is trying to pull Hughes to his feet, RR is back in the ring, busted open from the chair shot. RR drives the knee into Cory’s back and plants Cory with a reverse suplex. RR grabs Cory’s legs and turns him over into a Boston crab. Cory screams as RR pulls back hard on the hold. Cory grits his teeth and starts to crawl towards the ropes, he reaches out to grab the bottom rope but just as it looks like he is going to make it RR pulls him back to the centre of the ring. As RR pulls back on the hold, Hughes comes up behind him and applies a dragon sleeper but RR still wont let go of his hold on Cory. While Hughes wrenches back on RR’s neck, Cory grabs Hughes foot and applies a modified ankle lock, making it a three-way submission hold. After a few seconds, all three men let go of their holds and lay on the mat exhausted.

Cory is first up; closely followed Hughes while RR is still down on the mat. Cory gets the advantage over Hughes with a quick kick to the gut followed by a DDT. Cory covers. 1......2.......Kick out! Cory pulls Hughes up and backs him against the ropes with a few right hands before hitting the opposite ropes only to get dumped to the outside with back body drop from Hughes. Hughes turns around to RR and goes to pick him up but RR takes Hughes down with a low blow. RR uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and starts to climb the turnbuckles. RR stands up on the top turnbuckle, takes a deep breath and leaps off for a moonsault but Hughes rolls out of the way and RR crashes to the mat. Hughes slowly gets to his feet and pulls RR up by his long blonde hair. Hughes hooks RR up and drives him to the mat with a suplex. Hughes pulls RR to his feet again and lifts him up for a bodyslam, but RR slips out the back and nails Hughes with the Rolls Royce! RR covers. 1.......2....... Cory comes out of nowhere to break up the pin with an elbow to the back of RR’s head. Cory pulls RR up and drives him to the canvas with a gut wrench suplex. Instead of going for the cover, Cory rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair before rolling back in. Cory waits for Hughes to get to his feet and blasts him with a brutal chair shot to the back! Cory turns to do the same to RR but RR springs up and drop kicks the chair into Cory’s face, sending him to the outside. RR crawls over to Hughes and hooks the leg. 1.......2......Kick out! RR can’t believe it and looks like he is about to cry. RR sits up and composes his self before grabbing the chair and slowly getting to his feet. RR stalks Hughes with the chair in hand as Hughes slowly gets to his feet. RR swings with chair, Hughes ducks and destroys RR with the Mighty Boot! Hughes covers. 1.......2.......Suddenly the Huge black man grabs Hughes’s leg and pulls him to the outside where he proceeds to beat the living hell out of him. Meanwhile Cory is back in the ring. Cory slowly crawls over to RR looking exhausted and drags him to his feet. Cory lifts RR up looking for the Diamond Drill, RR slips out behind and hooks him up for the Rolls Royce, Cory turns out of it and hits a low blow before lifting RR up and nailing him with Diamond Drill! Cory drapes his arm over Royce. 1......2.......3!

WINNER & STILL UWA WORLD CHAMPION: CORY DIAMOND!

The huge black man grabs the belt from the timekeeper and climbs into the ring. The huge man then picks Cory up and gives him the belt as the crowd starts to throw trash into the ring. Cory whispers something in his new ally’s ear before the big man lifts Cory up on his shoulders where he celebrates, holding the belt up for everybody to see.

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M: 72%

C: 48%

O: 55%

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END OF SHOW       

 

I like the diary and all, but I noticed a few spelling and grammer errors on the first page and not so much on the second. Words were also missing in some other things, so I would just recommend a nice spell check before posting, otherwise, keep up the good work

First of all i really like the wrestlers you have made like black dragon and GBH..

Sweet roster.

I'm interested to see how Juvi got to main event status over Benoit, Lesnar ect

Oh and I like Christian being called by his real name, sounds better IMO.

Not sure about about TNA taking over WWE but its your Diary.

Apart from that, I like the backstory and can't wait to see the roster.

Time: 13:45 pm

Date: Tuesday 6th December 2005

Place: UWA Office

As I walked into the building, Sophie was at her desk as usual. I grabbed a plastic cup and placed it into the coffee machine.

Me: “Hey, how you doing?”

Sophie: “A little tired, but ok.”

Me: “You doing much this Christmas?”

Sophie: “No, Andy and me are just going to have a quiet Christmas.”

I turned around and picked up my coffee. I took a sip and immediately spat it out into the sink.

Me: “I thought this thing was getting fixed?”

Sophie: “They haven’t came around to fix it yet.”

Me: “Why didn’t you tell me?”

Sophie: “Hehe, I guess it just slipped my mind.”

I threw the cup and it’s contents in the trash as I made my way to the main office. As I opened the door I noticed Andy was sitting at his desk alone, looking frustrated.

Me: “What’s wrong man? Didn’t the guy show up?”

Andy: “Nah, He’ll be here in a minute.”

Me: “So what’s the problem?”

Andy: “Stu broke some of his fingers at a show for CCC and he won’t be able to work our show next week.”

Me: “Shit! First Dex, now Stu.”

Andy: “Tell me about it. The only good thing about this is we haven’t put the card up yet so at least the fans won’t feel ripped off.”

Me: “That mean we are going to have to rearrange the card?”

Andy: “I’ve already done it.”

Me: “So what’s the problem?”

Andy: “I dunno, just the way Stu was talking on the phone. I had a feeling he was lying.”

Me: “Why would he do that?”

Andy: “I dunno, it was probably just my imagination.”

As I thought about what Andy just said, Sophie buzzed through to the office.

Sophie: “A gentleman is here to see you.”

Andy: “Send him in.”

A large man walked through the door. He must have been 6’4, 280+ lbs. He shook Andy's hand before turning to me and shaking mine.

Andy: “First of all I just want to make sure you don’t want a written deal.”

Man: “No, I don’t want a written deal. I told you before I don’t want to be tied down.”

Me: “Are you sure? I mean what makes you think you’ll be able to find work so easy?”

Andy and the hulking monster looked at me with an amazed look on their face.

Me: “What? I dunno, I haven’t seen you perform.”

Andy: “Watch this.”

Andy placed a tape into the VCR and hit play. After a few minutes I realised why they gave me such a weird look. He was fucking awesome!

Me: “Well, I see why you don’t want a written deal.”

Andy: “So are we keeping on the price per appearance we agreed on?”

Man: “Yep, $10,000 per appearance.”

Andy: “Ok, we got a deal. We’ll tell you what we want you to do in the next few days. Here’s what dates we got lined up.”

Man: “Thank you.”

The man shook Andy’s hand before turning to me and shaking mine.

Me: “Glad to do business with you.”

Man: “No problem.”

The man walked out of the office as I turned to Andy.

Me: “Holy shit! Where did you find that guy?”

Andy lent back in his chair with a cocky look on his face.

Andy: “I have my ways.”

Me: “Heh, whatever.”

Andy: “I want you to put the card up on the site.”

Andy passed me a few sheets of paper with the card and some info on. I looked through it and noticed A name I had never heard of.

Me: “Who’s this guy?”

Andy: “Oh, I forgot to tell you. A guy I used to work with in CGWA called me up the other day. He isn’t the best wrestler but I think he’d be good as a bodyguard character or something.”

Me: “So we are changing the finish of the match?”

Andy: “Not really, it’s the same outcome.”

Andy went through the match finish and storyline that would follow.

Me: “I like it, I think that would work.”

Andy: “I thought you would.”

Me: “Ok, I’ll stick this up. But Andy, you sure its wise to not have you work a match on this card?”

Andy: “Hey, trust me. It’ll help with the feud.”

Me: “Ok, hope you’re right.”

I walked over to my desk and logged on to the site. Even with Dexter and Stu injured, We could still pull off a good show. Also, the new guy we just signed was amazing and would probably put butts in the seats. Well, that is if he stayed with us for a while and not just a month or two.

Sunday 18th December 2005

UWA SHOWDOWN

UWA World Championship

Cory Diamond vs. ‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes vs. Robbie Royce

At UWA Genocide Mike Hughes and Robbie Royce battled through a tough match to see who would become the number one contender for a shot at Cory Diamond’s UWA world Championship. As the match ended in a draw, The UWA officials decided that the only way to settle this would be to make it a Triple Threat match for the UWA World Championship at Showdown. Will Cory Diamond survive? Or will we crown a new Champion at UWA Showdown? 

Tables Match

Great British Hero vs. Captain Cutthroat

After GBH put Captain Cutthroat through a table for costing him the World Championship at Halloween Hell, The big man took on Cory Diamond last month at Genocide thinking that the sneaky pirate wouldn’t be involved. But just as it looked like GBH would become the Champion, Captain Cutthroat assaulted GBH with a chair before he and Cory Diamond put the big man through a table. Can the 400+ lbs GBH get his revenge on the Captain? Or will Cutthroat make the proud Brit walk the plank?

Black Dragon vs. Chris Blackheart

Last month as Chris Blackheart was defeated by local hero Andy Noble; Black Dragon made a successful debut against Kriss Sprules. At UWA Showdown these two men will lock up in what is expected to be a great match. Can Blackheart put what he considers a disappointing loss at Genocide behind him? Or will the new kid on the block Black Dragon upset the cold and calculated technician? 

World’s Most Dangerous Mailman vs. Flash Christian.

Last month these two youngsters met as opposite tag partners in a match which saw the Mailman’s team picking up the win. At UWA Showdown they will meet again but this time in single competition. Will the talented youngster end the Mailman’s controversial winning streak? Will the Mailman once again prove that whatever the circumstances he always delivers? And will we ever find out what exactly is in the Mailbag?   

All this and more from the stars of the UWA!

*Card subject to change*

Time: 10:34 am

Date: Thursday 1st December 2005

Place: My Apartment

To: Steve Taylor

From: Sophie UWA

Another good month for us. We’ve gained in public image (35) and made $148,720 this month boosting our overall funds to $1,167,160. I think we could now afford to bring in some new talent and improve our advertising.

The bad news this month is Dexter Hardaway will be out for two months with an arm injury.

The Band we paid last month didn’t help boost sales so I don’t think it would be a good idea to go down that road again.

That’s pretty much it for this month. Keep up the good work.

Time: 23:27 (7 minutes after the show)

Date: Sunday 20th November 2005

Place: Local Gym

As I made my way to the locker room, I just hoped it wasn’t as bad as it looked. Dexter had landed very awkwardly on his arm and it looked, from where I was standing, like it had been snapped clean in half. As I got to the medical room Ed Jones, the gym’s medical guy, was conversing with a paramedic as he fixed a brace to Dexter’s elbow.

Me: “How is he?”

Ed: “It doesn’t look good.”

As Dex looked at me, it was obvious he was in a lot of pain.

Dex: “I’ll be fine. It’s just a bit bruised. Agh!”

Me: “Dex I want you to go with these guys and get it checked out, ok?”

Dex: “I said it’s fine! Gah!”

Me: “Dex, If you don’t get it checked out, you won’t be wrestling for us again.”

Dex: “Ok, I’ll go damn it!”

While the paramedic helped Dexter to his feet, I pulled Ed to one side.

Me: “So what do you think it is?”

Ed: “Well it looks like he fractured the joint, but I can’t really tell until they give it an X-ray.”

Me: “How long do you think he’ll be out for?”

Ed: “Well its hard to say. If the joint is fractured then he could be out for at least 3 months.”

Me: “Ok, thanks Ed.”

Damn it! We couldn’t afford to have people injured, what with having such a limited roster and all. I guess we could always get a few one off appearances until Dex is healthy. As I walked out of the Medical room, I spotted through a window Jay, Stu and Kriss chatting in the parking lot. I walked out through the front door and around to the parking lot but By the time I got there Stu was gone.

Me: “Jay, you got a problem with Stu?”

Jay: “Well, he did almost break my skull in half.”

Me: “How is your head by the way?”

Jay: “It’s fine. Turns out it wasn’t as bad as the doctors first thought.”

Me: “Sorry I didn’t call you why you were there, it’s just been hectic in the office.”

Jay: “It’s cool man. Stu was just out here apologising about what happened.”

Me: “Oh ok. You think he meant it?”

Jay: “No, but at least he tried.”

Me: “Yeah, I guess so.”

Jay: “I gotta get home man, I’ll call you in the week or something.”

Me: “Ok, catch you later.”

As Jay walked off to his car, I noticed Kriss walking away towards his.

Me: “Hey Kriss! You got a minute?”

Kriss stood on the spot looking at me for a few seconds and then walks back towards me.

Kriss: “What’s up?”

Me: “I gotta say man, That match you had tonight was a big improvement on the crap you’ve put out there the last few shows.”

Kriss: “huh? Ohhhhhh I get the joke, haha. Good one.”

Me: “um.......yeah?”

Kriss: “So what you trying to say? You want me to book? You want to push me? Hire the talent?”

Me: “Ummm.....No. Just keep up the good work.”

Kriss: “Oh, ok.”

Sprules turned around and made his way to his car. Man was he full of himself. Infact, I guess you could say he was living his gimmick. Like he said in his promo earlier tonight, he actually thinks he is a better worker than everyone else and that he is always getting held down because of it, but in reality he is an below average worker with the odd glimpse of charisma. Maybe if he kept going on about how good he thinks he is and putting on bad matches, he might get over as a comedy character.

With the exception of Dex getting hurt, tonight had been a good night for the promotion, and I knew in my heart that this was just the beginning for the UWA.

GENOCIDE

Sunday 20th November 2005

The show opens up with a local rock band, Introduced by Amanda Shae as ’Subterranean Blowfish’, set up at the back of the gym. They play one of their songs then thank the UWA for letting them perform before making their way out of the gym via a fire exit.

Jay: “Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to UWA Genocide!”

*Small round of applause*

Jay: “I tell ya Joe, I’m ready for tonight, World Championship on the line as Cory Diamond defends against the monster GBH.”

Joe: “That’s right Jayman, GBH has spent the last few weeks preparing and I’m going to predict that a new champion will be crowned tonight!”

Jay: “That’s going to be an amazing match and speaking of amazing matches, Amanda, what do you think about Andy Noble taking on Chris Blackheart?”

Amanda: “Well Jay, last time they met in the ring it was an amazing match and I think we will have another great match tonight.”

Jay: “Can you predict a winner for us?”

Amanda: “It’s hard to say but I‘m going with Andy Noble.”

*Small pop from the small crowd*

Jay: “Also Tonight, Joe, Amanda. Mike Hughes verses Robbie Royce!”

Joe: “I spoke to Mike Hughes earlier today and he can’t wait to get his hands on Robbie Royce. I tell ya Jayman, tonight is going to be the biggest night yet for the UWA!”

Jay: “That’s right Joe and..............”

Jay is interrupted by the sound of ‘The Kids aren’t Alright’ by the Offspring as Cory Diamond walks out to a chorus boo’s with the UWA World belt over his shoulder. Cory is in his street clothes; Leather pants, a black, long sleeved, button down shirt open showing his bare chest and blue tinted sunglasses. Cory climbs up on to the apron and stares out to the crowd with a cocky grin before climbing in and picking a Mic left behind by the one of the announcers who have now left the ring. Cory ‘dusts off’ the Championship belt with a smile on his face before speaking.

Cory: “Joe Wheeler! Hey! Fat man! Over here! *Joe looks up at Cory from the outside* Did I just here you say that you predict a new World Champ-E-on tonight?”

*Joe nods*

Cory: “First of all, when you speak of Cory you address me as SUPERSTAHHHHHHH Cory Diamond! So next time fat man, you say my name properly or Cory will insert that microphone violently in your manhole! As for you predicting, Cory predicts that if you don’t stop pointing that ugly face of yours in Cory’s direction your gonna get a mouth full of slappage!”

*Joe turns away and walks off to the back as the crowd start chanting ‘Faggot’*

Cory: “Now from one fat man to an even bigger fat man. GBH, I think I may have hit you a little to hard in the head last month because after I beat the burgers out of you at Halloween Hell, you want to step into this ring again tonight and face Cory one on one.”

*Crowd start a small GBH chant*

Cory: “You can chant all you want because Cory knows for a fact that GBH is not in the building. You know how Cory knows? Because Cory just walked through the parking lot and GBH was still trying to get his fat ass out of his car! GBH, Cory dominated you, Cory humiliated you and Cory beat you fair as fair can be right in the middle of the ring and what do you do? You powerbomb my partner through a table and break his ribs because you’re nothing more than a big, overweight, sweaty cry-baby. I mean anybody with half a brain knew that Cory would take this belt with out even breaking a sweat, and tonight will be no different. Cory doesn’t need Cap-E-Tan in my corner to kick your wobbly ass, oh no. Cory will walk down the isle, jump into this ring and beat you in three hits. It’ll be me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the earthquake from your fall hitting 8.2 on the Richter scale. And after I beat you tonight GBH, that’s it, no more, you do not get another chance at Cory’s World Championship. GBH, I’ll see you later.....Masturbator.”   

‘The Kids aren’t Alright’ hits as Cory tosses the Mic to the outside. Cory climbs out of the ring and makes his way to the back showing off the UWA world Championship belt in a cocky manner.

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Overall: 62%

Cory Diamond gained 3 points of overness

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‘YMCA’ blasts through the P.A. as Kriss Sprules walks from behind the curtain with Melicious behind him. Sprules is looking different tonight. He is dressed in black street clothes and has shaved his Afro off. Sprules rolls into the ring and snatches the Mic from ring announcer Handsome Jay Harman.

Sprules: “First of all you can cut that stupid music off right now!”

The sound guy at the back off the room fiddles with his equipment and the music shuts off.

Sprules: “Time after time I have came through that curtain looking like a complete moron. I was forced to wear stupid ring attire, forced to dye my hair pink and forced to be dragged around with a god damn leash! Common sense says I should turn around and walk out of the UWA after all the humiliation I’ve been put through. But you know what? I’m not going to do that. You see, every where I go I prove night after night that my in ring performances are leagues above the rest, and everywhere I go another ‘clique’ is holding me down out of fear that I will still their spotlight. Well it stops tonight! I’m going to go down the list and take out everybody in the Universal Wrestling Alliance because I’m Kriss Sprules, perfection personified! I’m going to show the UWA board what a real professional wrestler is and then we’ll see who’s laughing! I’m sick and tired of explaining, Black Dragon get you’re ass here so I can show these losers out here what I’m all about!”

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Overall: 41%

Kriss Sprules Debuted his new gimmick it got a positive response (Angry young man)

Kriss Sprules gained 3 points of overness

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‘Blood in my Eyes’ by the Dimestore Hoods blast through the building as the debuting, masked man Black Dragon walks out to a lukewarm reception from the small crowd. Black Dragon flips over the top rope and into the ring before briefly playing to the crowd. The bell rings.

Kriss Sprules vs. Black Dragon

Both men lock up. Dragon quickly grabs Sprules’s arm and goes to whip him to the ropes but Sprules reverses sending Dragon off the ropes instead. Dragon ducks under an elbow attempt and nails Sprules with a quick cross body. 1......2.......Kick out! Dragon hits a forearm on Sprules and whips him off the ropes again. Dragon leapfrog’s Sprules and catches him with a picture perfect flying heel kick, Dragon covers 1......2......Kick out! Dragon gets to his feet ready for action but Sprules rolls to the outside to rethink his strategy while Melicious runs around to assist him. After a few seconds Melicious screams and runs while Sprules is flattened by Dragon with an over the top rope plancha. Dragon pulls Sprules to his feet before striking him with a series of stiff chops. Melicious grabs a cup from a fan and empties the contents on Black Dragon causing him to focus his attention on her. While Dragon is distracted Sprules recovers and takes the advantage with an elbow to the back of Dragon’s head. Sprules hooks the dazed Dragon up and hits a sloppy looking reverse DDT on the floor. Sprules rolls Dragon in to the ring before climbing in himself and dropping an elbow drop followed by a cover, 1....2.....Kick out! Sprules pulls Dragon to his feet and hits a suplex. Sprules climbs on to the second rope and almost falls off before hitting an elbow drop, he covers, 1.....2.....Kick out! Sprules picks Dragon up and backs him into the corner where he goes to work with a flurry of weak kicks and punches. Sprules whips Dragon to the opposite corner. Sprules taunts the fans for a few seconds before charging at Dragon but Dragon jumps over Sprules and hits a tiger suplex with a great bridge, 1......2......Melicious pulls Dragon’s foot breaking the bridge and stopping the pin attempt. Dragon tells the ref that Melicious pulled his leg out so the ref turns to her and gives her a warning. While the ref is distracted Sprules sneaks up behind Dragon and hits a low blow sending Dragon down to his knees. Sprules stalks Dragon before hitting the ropes and dropping him with the clothesline from hull! Sprules covers, 1......2......Kick out! Sprules puts the boots to Dragon before pulling him to his feet and hitting a DDT, Sprules covers, 1......2......Kick out! Sprules pulls dragon to the corner and lifts him up in a back suplex position and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Sprules goes out to the apron and climbs up with Dragon. Sprules sets Dragon up for a powerbomb off the top but Dragon fights him off and hits a hurricanrana off the top leaving both men down on the mat. Both men get to their feet at the same time. Sprules swings a wild right hand but Dragon ducks and hits Sprules with a spinning back kick to the chin. Dragon whips Sprules off the ropes, Sprules reverses but gets taken down by a nice flying head scissors. Sprules is quick to his feet but is taken down again by a hurricanrana. Dragon hooks the leg, 1.....2.....Kick out! Dragon pulls Sprules to his feet but Sprules rakes the eyes for the advantage. Sprules turns Dragon around and tries for the E.L.E but Dragon flips over the top of Sprules and connects with a reverse DDT. Dragon picks Sprules up and in a suplex position and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Dragon climbs up with Sprules and hits a few forearms before nailing Sprules with a sick Death Valley Driver from the top rope to a decent pop from the small crowd. Dragon positions Sprules near the corner and starts to climb the turnbuckles. Dragon gets to the top but Melicious jumps on the apron and grabs the foot of Dragon only to get kicked off to the floor. Dragon stands up on the top and leaps off hitting a perfect shooting star press on Sprules, 1......2.......3!

WINNER: BLACK DRAGON

Dragon plays to crowd briefly before making his way to the back.

After a few minutes Sprules is on his feet and looks pissed. He turns to the referee and accuses him of a fast count before booting him in the gut and hitting him with the E.L.E. In Sprules mind, he was screwed.

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M: 63% (Dragon carried Sprules to the best match of his career)

C: 17%

O: 39%

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Dexter Hardaway & ???? Vs. World’s Most Dangerous Mailman & ????

‘Dope Noise’ hits and Dexter Hardaway makes his way down the short isle and into the ring. Inside, Dex grabs a Mic.

Dex: “Mailman! 3 times I’ve faced you in this ring and 3 times you’ve taken the easy road to victory. Well tonight I’m gonna have some one watching my back and there will be no easy way out for you because tonight the only way out for you is the Hardaway!”

Some European techno music hits and Dex’s partner appears from the back, Flash Christian. Flash slaps a few fans hand before sliding in the ring and shaking hands with Dex.

A rock instrumental of Postman Pat fills the gym as the World’s Most Dangerous Mailman walks out to a series of boo’s. The Mailman has his Mailbag in one hand and a Mic in the other.

WMDM: “That’s your partner? Hahahaha, you can’t be serious, he can’t even speak English! Oh well, if that’s your pick then so be it. Dex, when you see my partner you’re going to wish you never issued this stupid challenge for my partner is a legit, bad ass MoFo! He is THE UWA’s own professional ass kicker and last but not least, he is proof that what ever the circumstances THA MAILMAN ALWAYS DELIVAHHHHHHSSSSSS!

As the Mailman drop the Mic with a huge smile on his face ‘I Disappear’ blasts through the sound system. The crowd boo as Stu Odyssey walks from behind the curtain taunting the fans. Stu climbs up in to the ring with the Mailman following behind him as the bell rings.

Flash and WMDM start off in the ring. They lock up, Flash slips behind for a waist lock, WMDM reverses but gets caught with an elbow. Flash hits the ropes, WMDM leapfrogs Flash and attempts a hip toss but Flash lands feet first and hits a hip toss of his own followed by an arm drag and a dropkick sending the Mailman to the outside. Stu jumps in but Dex has Flash’s back and floors Stu with a springboard reverse elbow from the apron before he and flash dump Stu to the outside with a double clothesline. Flash and Dex play to the small crowd as WMDM and Stu re-group on the outside. After a few seconds Stu climbs back on the apron and WMDM is back in the ring. Flash and WMDM lock up again. Flash boots WMDM in the gut and takes control of the arm, pulling WMDM into the face corner and tagging in Dex. Dex climbs the corner and drops and axe handle to the shoulder of WMDM before going back to an armbar. WMDM gets to his feet and pulls Dex into the corner with a handful of hair. WMDM whips Dex to the opposite corner and charges but Dex runs up the turnbuckles, jumps off and turns in mid air hitting a tornado DDT. Dex climbs the corner again and this time comes off with a split legged moonsault, 1......2......Stu breaks the pin fall attempt with a boot to the head. Dex is up first despite taking a kick to the head and slaps a headlock on WMDM before pulling him to the face corner and tagging in Flash. Dex takes WMDM down with a snapmere and holds his head in position while Flash leaps over both men and comes off the ropes with a sick looking front drop kick to the face which causes WMDM to roll around holding his face in agony until Flash covers, 1......2......Kick out! Flash pulls WMDM to his feet and staggers with a boot to the gut. Flash hits the ropes but as he does Stu drives a knee to his kidneys slowing Flash down. WMDM takes control by hooking Flash up nailing him with a double under hook backbreaker. WMDM quickly tags Stu in so he can catch a breather.

Stu goes straight to work on the back of Flash with a series of hard knees and elbows. Stu picks Flash up and plants him with a big backbreaker. Instead of covering Stu starts choking Flash, breaking the count before the ref gets to 5. Stu rolls Flash on to his stomach and drives a knee to his lower back before grabbing Flash’s head and yanking it back putting pressure on the lower back. As Stu yanks back hard on Flash’s neck it soon becomes clear that Flash isn’t going to give it up with this basic submission move so Stu realises the hold and talks smack to Dex. Dex tries to get in the ring but the ref stops him giving Stu and WMDM time to switch places without a tag. WMDM stomps at the back of Flash before following in Stu’s footsteps and locking Flash in the camel clutch. The small crowd start to get behind Flash as he slowly makes his way to his feet carrying WMDM on his back for a few seconds before falling back leaving both men down. WMDM recovers quickly and tags Stu but Flash is not so lucky and gets pummelled by Stu before he can get anywhere near his corner. Stu clubs Flash with a few forearms before lifting him up and locking Flash in the gory stretch. Flash screams as Stu pulls on the hold but the youngster won’t give up just yet. Flash starts kicking his legs causing Stu to lose his balance just enough for Flash to kick off the ropes and flip into a standing position. Stu charges with a clothesline but Flash ducks and blasts Stu with a superkick. With Stu down, Flash uses the ropes to slowly get to his feet. WMDM senses Flash will make the tag and jumps in the ring to attack but Flash is ready and catches him hitting the Mailman with a TKO! With both heels down Flash starts to crawl towards his corner. Stu is just about on his feet but cant stop Flash making the Hot Tag!

Dex springboards into the ring, landing a dropkick on Stu. WMDM is up but gets dropped with a spinning heel kick. Dex pulls WMDM to his feet and whips him to the ropes before tossing him through the air with a big back body drop. Dex goes to boot Stu in the gut but Stu catches the foot, Dex bounces up and down a bit on one foot before jumping and blasting Stu with an enziguri. WMDM charges at Dex but Dex avoids the attack and throws WMDM to the outside. Dex hits a snap suplex on Stu then tags in Flash. Dex and Flash both climb different turnbuckles before both leaping off and nailing Stu with stereo missile dropkicks. Flash covers, 1......2......2.999999 WMDM makes the save out of nowhere! Dex hits a front dropkick on WMDM sending him through the ropes. As WMDM gets to his feet on the outside, Dex has climbed the top rope. Dex leaps from the top and on to WMDM but Dex landed awkwardly on his arm and looks to be hurt. The ref goes out to check on Dex before calling for a medic. Inside Flash has Stu down on the mat and is ascending the turnbuckles. He gets to the top but as he goes to finish Stu off the Mailman nails him in the spine with his Mailbag causing Flash to fall in to the ring. Stu sees his chance and quickly hooks Flash up before nailing him with the Tiger Bomb! WMDM gets the referees attention. The ref slides in to make the count, 1......2......3!

WINNERS: WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS MAILMAN & STU ODYSSEY

As WMDM and Stu celebrate over the fallen Flash Christian, Medics put a brace on Dexter’s arm and help him to the back for further treatment.

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M: 71%

C: 24%

O: 47%

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While the few fans in attendance are still buzzing ‘Ace of Spades’ hits and Mike Hughes walks out to a decent pop from the local crowd. Hughes slaps a few fan’s hands before climbing into the ring and calling for a Mic.

Hughes: “You know, I’ve been in the Universal Wrestling Alliance for a few months now and I haven’t really had a chance to address you fan’s. So to everybody that has ever bought a ticket to watch one of my matches, thank you for your support.”

The crowd gives a small cheer as Hughes mouths a “thank you” to the fans.

Hughes: “Now with that out of the way. Robbie Royce, last time you where standing in this ring you were crying about me getting another chance at the World Championship. Let me tell you something Robbie, I have trained long and hard to get where I am and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let some punk like you get in my way and ruin everything I’ve worked hard for. Robbie, you walk around talking about you being the people’s choice? You must be delusional pal because the only thing you are is a slimly little weasel! And tonight, weasel, I’m gonna take this boot, load it up and kick you’re head right off your shoulders. And after I beat you tonight to become the number one contender, I’m going to finish what I started at Halloween Hell by becoming the Universal Wrestling Alliance Champion!”

As the small crowd cheer, Hughes drops the Mic and waits for Robbie Royce to make his entrance.

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Overall: 47%

‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes gained 3 points of overness

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Number 1 Contenders match.

‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes vs. Robbie Royce

‘Hate to sat I told you so’ hits and Robbie Royce struts from behind the curtain to loud boo’s from the fans. Hughes doesn’t wait for Robbie to get to the ring; instead he slides out the ring and catches RR by surprise with a clothesline. Hughes pulls RR to his feet and hits a few hard right hands before slamming RR’s head into the gym wall. Hughes grabs RR by his long blond locks and bodyslams him to the hard gym floor. Hughes gets a fan to stand up out of his chair before ramming RR’s head into the steel seat, opening a cut above Robbie’s right eye. Hughes grabs RR by the hair and drags him to ring side where he launches RR in to the ring post headfirst. Hughes pulls RR to his feet and drags him into the ring as the bell sounds.

Hughes whips RR off the ropes and connects with a powerslam, he covers. 1.....2......Kick out! Hughes pulls RR to his feet via a handful of hair. Hughes raises his fists and rocks RR with a stinging left jab, and again, and a third leaving RR looking very wobbly. Hughes backs into the ropes and comes off connect with a solid right, flooring RR. Hughes covers, 1......2......Kick out! Hughes picks RR and gives him a few quick boots to the gut, softening RR up. As RR is whipped to the ropes, Hughes runs off the opposite ropes, taking RR down in the middle of the ring with a huge flying shoulder tackle. Hughes covers. 1.....2......Kick out! Hughes pulls RR to his feet and grabs a front face lock before lifting RR up and driving him to the mat with an interesting move, which can only be described as a vertical suplex to a Samoan drop. Hughes doesn’t cover however and picks RR up again before whipping him to the corner. Hughes at full speed looking for a high knee but RR moves leaving Hughes to smash his knee into the turnbuckle. RR crawls away from Hughes to the ropes where he pulls himself to his feet. RR stalks Hughes, who is now back on his feet, and hits a stiff kick to the back of the knee grounding Hughes. RR drapes Hughes leg over the middle rope before jumping up and driving his knee into Hughes’s leg, increasing the damage and making Hughes scream in pain. RR wraps Hughes’s leg around the ropes and pulls hard, breaking the hold before the ref reaches 5. RR grabs Hughes leg and drags him into the middle of the leg where he drops and elbow on the joint before applying a leg lock. Hughes grits he teeth as he grabs at RR’s hair and face trying to find a way out of the hold body RR has it in tight and isn’t letting go anytime soon. Hughes is to far to make the ropes so he yanks RR’s head back and drives the heel of his free leg into RR’s face, breaking the hold. As RR stays down clutching his face, Hughes gets to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet. Hughes limps over to RR, who is now on his knees, and hits a hard right before RR can get to his feet. Hughes boots RR in the chest and mounts him before hitting a series of hard rights around the cut above RR’s right eye. Hughes pulls RR up and whips him to the ropes looking for a back body drop but RR counters with a baseball slide to the injured knee of Hughes. RR gets to his feet and grabs Hughes’s leg before wrapping it around his and locking on the figure four leg lock.  

Hughes is stuck in the middle in the ring with nowhere to go as RR puts pressure on the knee. Hughes is looking tired, he lies back on the mat and the ref counts his shoulders. 1.....2.....Hughes raises his shoulders off the mat. The crowd start to get behind Hughes. Hughes lifts his arm in the air and uses his power to roll over but RR rolls with him keeping the figure locked in but in doing so is close to the ropes. Hughes reaches out to the ropes but is a few inches out. RR pulls backs hard in one final attempt to make Hughes tap but Hughes keeps going and with one last try makes the ropes, breaking the hold. RR pulls Hughes up and looks for the Rolls Royce but Hughes turns out of it and tosses RR to the mat. Hughes grabs the ropes and pulls himself to his feet as does RR on the other side of the ring, RR charges but Hughes launches himself forwards and takes RR down with a hard clothesline. Hughes gets to his feet, still limping, and pulls RR to his feet before whipping him to the ropes. Hughes swings at RR but RR ducks and hits the opposite ropes only to get caught and driven to the canvas with a big spinebuster. Hughes covers. 1.....2......Kick out! Hughes slowly drags RR to his feet and whips him hard into the turnbuckles, RR staggers out into Hughes who plants him with an over head belly to belly suplex. Hughes covers. 1......2.....Kick out! Hughes pulls RR up and whips him again to the turnbuckles. Hughes charges but RR hits a low dropkick to the knee causing Hughes to falls forwards and smash his face into the turnbuckle. RR keeps Hughes in the corner with a few kicks and punches before lifting him up onto the top turnbuckle. RR climbs up with Hughes and tries for a superplex but Hughes fights him off and tosses him off the top. RR stumbles to his feet and turns around before getting nailed by Hughes with a flying clothesline from the top. Hughes crawls to the corner where he pulls himself to his feet and calls for the Mighty Boot. RR slowly gets to his feet. Looking very wobbly, RR turns to a charging Hughes but Hughes’s leg can’t take it and he collapses to the mat before he can hit the Mighty Boot. RR grabs Hughes leg and goes for the figure four for the second time in the match but Hughes catches RR as his bends down for a small package. 1.....2.....Kick out! Both men are tired and it shows as they both slowly get to their feet. RR swings at Hughes with a wild right hand but Hughes ducks and nails a German suplex, holding on to the waist for the pin. 1.....2.....3!

Hughes stays down on his back with one hand raised after picking up the victory. The referee slides out and converses with ring announcer, Joe Wheeler before Wheeler gets on the Mic.

Joe: “Ladies and Gentlemen. The referee has informed me that both Mike Hughes’s and Robbie Royce’s shoulders where pinned to the mat. Therefore the winner’s of the match and Number 1contender’s, Mike Hughes AND Robbie Royce!”

WINNER: DRAW (Double Pin)

It seems due to Hughes injured knee, he couldn’t execute a proper bridge with the German and both men’s shoulder where pinned to the mat!

As Hughes gets to his feet to question the referee’s decision, Robbie Royce has grabbed a chair from outside. Robbie slides into the ring and slams the chair against Hughes already damaged knee. Robbie looks down at Hughes before looking out at the crowd with a smile on his face, holding the chair up high in a pose. Robbie throws the chair down and makes his way to the back as the referee checks on Mike Hughes.

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M: 70%

C: 42%

O: 56%

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Andy Noble vs. Chris Blackheart

The sound of ‘Killing in the name of’ blasts through the gym. Chris Blackheart walks out from behind the curtain looking ready for action as he makes his into the ring and cracks his knuckles, ready for action.

‘I get knocked down’ plays and Andy Noble walks out to a big pop from the small crowd. The local hero slaps a few hands of the fans before climbing in to the ring.

Both men lock eyes as the bell rings.

A small Noble chant breaks out as both men circle each other before locking up. Noble grabs a side headlock but Blackheart quickly pushes Noble off to the ropes. Noble comes off and drops Blackheart with a shoulder block before hitting the ropes again, Blackheart stays down, Noble jumps over and runs off the opposite ropes, Blackheart gets up and takes Noble down with a drop toe hold. Blackheart grabs a headlock, Noble scissors Blackheart’s head, Blackheart slips out, Both men are quickly to their feet, Noble gets a headlock take down, Blackheart scissors Noble’s head, Noble slips out, both men are to their feet again, Noble slips behind for a waist lock, Blackheart reverses and goes for a German suplex, Noble blocks and takes Blackheart down with a snapmere and into a chin lock, Blackheart rolls out and gets a hammerlock, Noble gets to his feet and hits a elbow breaking the hold, Noble hits the ropes for a clothesline but Blackheart ducks and grabs a waistlock before successfully nailing Noble with a German suplex. Blackheart pulls Noble to his feet, pushes him against the ropes and levels him with a stinging chop. Blackheart whips Noble to the ropes and takes him down with a Fujiwara armbar but Noble rolls out and gets to his feet. Blackheart charges at Noble but Noble counters with an arm drag and grounds Blackheart with an armbar. Blackheart gets to his feet and pushes Noble into a corner. The ref tries for a clean break but Blackheart ignores and hits Noble with a knee to the gut. Blackheart softens Noble up with a few well-placed kicks to the gut and whips him to the opposite corner. Blackheart charges but eats Nobles boot before getting taken down with a bulldog. Noble covers. 1.....2.....Kick out! Noble pulls Blackheart to his feet and kicks him in the gut, setting up for a double under hook suplex. Noble hooks the leg. 1.....2......Kick out! Noble picks Blackheart up and rocks him with a few right hands, forcing Blackheart into the corner. Noble whips Blackheart but Blackheart reverses sending Noble to the corner. Blackheart charges but Noble comes out the corner with a big clothesline, taking Blackheart down. Noble covers. 1......2......kick out! Noble picks Blackheart up and goes for a suplex but Blackheart slips behind and hits a Dragon suplex. Keeping the full nelson locked, Blackheart drags Noble to his feet and hits a second Dragon suplex with a bridge. 1.....2.....Kick out!

Blackheart starts aggressively stomping on Noble’s neck followed by a series of rapid-fire elbows. Blackheart pulls Noble to the centre of the ring where he boots Noble in the gut and comes off the ropes with a spinning neck breaker. Blackheart covers. 1.....2.....kick out! Blackheart pulls Noble to his feet and grabs a front face lock before taking Noble down with a head-arm suplex. Blackheart pulls Noble to his feet again and hits a quick snap suplex with a float over. 1.....2.....Kick out! Blackheart questions the count but doesn’t take his eye off Noble before slapping on a sleeper hold to wear him down. As blackheart applies pressure, Noble looks as if he’s starting to fade and eventually goes limp. The ref raises Nobles arm, it drops. The ref raises Noble’s arm a second time as the crowd try to get behind Noble, it drops. The ref raises Noble’s arm a third time, It stays up! Noble starts shaking with adrenaline and pulls himself up into a seated position. Blackheart cranks down hard on the sleeper but Noble is up to one knee. Blackheart tries one last time to keep Noble down but to no avail as Noble is now on his feet. Noble hits a few elbows to break the sleeper and hits ropes only to get taken down by Blackheart with a hard knee to the gut. Blackheart drags Noble to his feet and goes for a bodyslam but Noble slips behind and gets a schoolboy. 1.....2.....kick out! Blackheart is quickly up to his feet before Noble and nails Noble with a boot to the face. Blackheart picks Noble up and this succeeds with the bodyslam. Blackheart goes over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckles. Blackheart reaches the top and leaps off but Noble moves leaving Blackheart crashing to the canvas. The ref reaches a 9 count before both men get to there feet. Blackheart swings with a right, Noble blocks and hits right of his own, and another and another rocking Blackheart. Noble hits the ropes, Blackheart tries for a clothesline, Noble ducks and boots Blackheart in the gut. With Blackheart stunned Noble hooks him up for his Double arm Implant DDT but Blackheart turns out of it and scores with the Black Out! Blackheart covers. 1.....2.....Kick out! Blackheart gets in the referee’s face to argue about the count. Blackheart turns around and gets caught with a kick to the gut from Noble, Noble hooks Blackheart up again for the Double Arm Implant DDT but again Blackheart turns out of it and goes for a second black Out, but this time Noble shrugs Blackheart off with a few elbows and then finally Nails Blackheart with Double Arm Implant DDT but Noble is down and can’t make the cover.

The Ref gets to a 9 count before Noble drapes an arm over Blackheart. 1......2......2.9999 Kick out! Noble slowly pulls Blackheart to his feet and goes for a kick to the gut but Blackheart catches the foot, traps it and hits an over head belly to belly suplex on Noble. Blackheart drags Noble up with a waistlock and nails a German suplex. Blackheart keeps the fingers locked and drags Noble up for second German suplex. Blackheart drags Noble up again for a German but Noble, using his last ounce of strength, breaks Blackheart’s grip and goes behind for a German of his own but Blackheart blocks it and slips behind again, scoring with a German suplex into the corner, driving the back of Noble’s neck into the bottom turnbuckle. Blackheart doesn’t go for the cover and instead pulls Noble to his feet where he hooks the local hero up and spikes him to the mat with a brainbuster. Noble is OUT! Blackheart stand over Noble and looks down at him before looking out at the booing crowd. All Blackheart has to do is make a cover, but Blackheart wants to finish Noble off.....For good. Blackheart grabs Noble’s leg and does a cutthroat motion before going for the Cold Clutch. Blackheart bends over to turn Noble but Noble out of nowhere reaches up and grabs Blackheart in a small package. 1.....2.....3!

WINNER: ANDY NOBLE

The small crowd cheer hard for the local hero as Blackheart sits up in shock. Blackheart stands up and looks down at the battered and bruised winner in disbelief. Blackheart turns around and kicks the bottom rope as Noble starts to pull himself to his feet. Noble stumbles back into the corner and raises his arms to a big pop from the local crowd. Noble walks towards Blackheart, looks him in the eye, and extends his hand to his unlucky opponent. Blackheart stares at Noble’s hand for a few seconds before looking back up at Noble and spitting right in his face to a chorus of boo’s from the fans. Blackheart rolls out of the ring and makes his way to the back with a disappointed look on his face leaving Noble in the ring to the cheers for his victory. 

 

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M: 84%

C: 40%

O: 57%

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A few minutes after Andy Noble has left the ring, ‘Coma White’ by Marilyn Manson fills the gym.

A man appears from behind the curtain. He is dressed in ripped jeans and a worn leather jacket with his long black hair covering his eyes and most of his face. The unknown man climbs up into the ring and grabs a Mic.

Man: “As I look out at all you people, all is see is Mothers and Fathers, laughing and smiling with their Children. Let me ask you all something, I want you all to think back to when you were little boys riding along on your little bicycles or when you were little girls combing your little dollies hair with a pink plastic brush. Everybody there now? I expect they were happy times for all of you huh? Ok, now picture this. Your sitting in your room, stacking up your building blocks, Birds are singing in the garden and all of a sudden your parents walk into your room and proceed to whip you again and again and again with a thick leather belt until your so black and blue you can’t even muster enough strength to cry. Doesn’t seem to register does it? You can’t imagine that can you? WELL THAT’S WHAT I HAD TO PUT UP WITH EVERY FUCKING DAY OF MY PIECE OF SHIT LIFE!!!!!!!!!! Every dark day of my childhood I got beat, whipped and hit until I lost all faith. Faith in God, Faith in love and faith in people, PEOPLE LIKE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! Every time I ran to somebody for help all they did was turn a blind eye and take me back home where I would get beaten over and over again. I ran to friends, people I thought I could trust and even strangers, until I realised nobody was going to help me. THEY JUST LEFT ME TO SUFFER! Today I’m a man, today I still bare the scars of the abuse I suffered as a child.....AND TODAY IS THE DAY I BEGIN MY REVENGE ON THE HUMAN RACE FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND!!!!!!! You all chose to turn a blind eye, Now you will all feel my BLIND RAGE!”

The man now known as Blind Rage drops the Mic as ’Coma White’ plays again. Blind Rage rolls under the bottom rope and with his head down, looking through the hair covering his face, makes his way to the back.

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Overall: 39%

Blind Rage debuted his new gimmick. It got a positive response (Manic-Depressive)

Blind Rage Gained 2 points of Overness

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UWA CHAMPIONSHIP

Cory Diamond (Champion) vs. Great British Hero

‘Rule Britannia’ Hits and the crowd give off a decent pop as GBH makes his way to the ring with the Union Jack flag over his shoulders. The big man, GBH climbs up into the ring and holds the flag up high for all to see as the music fades out.

The small crowd fill the building with boo’s as ‘The Kids Aren’t alright’ by the Offspring blasts through the sound system. The Champion Cory Diamond walks out wearing The UWA World Championship belt on his waste and a cocky grin on his face. Cory climbs to the apron and up the turnbuckle before taking the belt off and holding it high to pose. Cory climbs into the ring. The ref asks Cory for the belt, Cory holds the belt out for the ref to take but snatches it back at the last second, pointing and laughing at the ref. Cory kisses the belt and finally hands it to the ref who lifts it high for everybody to see. The bell rings.

GBH advances towards Cory, trapping him in the corner. GBH swings but Cory uses his speed to duck and nail GBH with a quick left jab. GBH just takes the jab and looks Cory straight in the eye. GBH advances again backing Cory in the corner, GBH swings and again Cory ducks before hitting a quick jab. GBH starts to look angry; He backs Cory into the corner a third time. Cory tries to avoid the big man again but gets caught by GBH who launches him back into the corner and goes to work with a series of rapid fire lefts and rights. GBH takes a few steps back and waits for Cory to stumble into him before lifting Cory up and planting him with a huge powerslam, shaking the ring. GBH covers. 1......2......kick out! GBH drags Cory to his feet, whips him to ropes and catches the Champ with a huge back body drop. Cory gets to his feet and staggers towards the ropes as GBH charges and knocks him over the top with a clothesline. GBH follows Cory to the outside and starts pounding on him with right stiff right hands. GBH rests Cory against the ring post and charges but Cory moves and GBH hits the steel shoulder first. Cory calls for the Diamond Drill on the floor but there’s no way he’s going to lift the 400+lbs GBH and GBH just pushes Cory off. GBH lifts Cory up in a gorilla press and throws him through the ropes and into the ring. GBH rolls into the ring as Cory hits the opposite ropes for a shoulder block but just ends up on his ass. GBH picks Cory up again a gorilla press and drops him face first into the turnbuckle. Cory staggers around for a bit as GBH hits the ropes and connects with a big clothesline. GBH hooks the leg. 1.....2......kick out! GBH pulls Cory to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex, landing on Cory and using his weight to its full advantage. GBH stands up and comes off the ropes with a huge elbow drop. GBH covers. 1.....2.....Kick out! GBH grabs Cory by the throat and pulls Cory to his feet. As the ref starts counting, Cory grabs his shirt and pulls him close enough to be able to hit a low blow on GBH. GBH falls to his knees holding his groin; Cory hits the ropes and blasts GBH with a shinning wizard. Cory covers. 1.....2.....Kick out!

Cory gets to his feet but keeps GBH down with a few hard kicks to the head. Cory climbs up to the second turnbuckle and leaps off, connecting with a knee drop. Cory pulls the big man to his feet and goes to work with a flurry of kicks, punches, chops and finally a dropkick to force GBH back into the corner. Cory climbs up on GBH and starts raining down with right hands to the head. After a few punches, GBH places a hand on Cory’s chest and throws him across the ring. Cory bounces straight back up and runs back up GBH to continue hammering the big man. Again after a few punches, GBH pushes Cory off and across the ring. Cory tries to run up again but GBH catches him with a standing spinebuster. GBH wraps his fingers around Cory’s throat and drags him to his feet where he signals for a chokeslam. GBH lifts Cory up but Cory manages to turn in mid air and nail GBH with the Diamond Cutter! Cory covers. 1......2.......KICK OUT! Cory holds three fingers up to the ref who responds by holding two fingers and shaking his head. Cory walks over to the turnbuckle and quickly climbs to the top. Cory leaps off the top and connects with a picture perfect elbow drop! Cory covers. 1.....2.....KICK OUT! Cory slaps the mat in frustration. Cory suddenly calms down and a big grin comes across his face. Cory walks over to the corner and starts untying the turnbuckle pad. The ref walks over and pulls Cory away before fumbling around trying to tie the pad back up. While the ref is distracted, Cory walks over to another corner and pulls the turnbuckle off that one instead. The ref turns back to the action unaware that the other turnbuckle pad has been removed. Cory goes to grab GBH but gets caught with a stiff shot to the gut by the big man. GBH floors Cory with a hard right hand, Cory bounces straight back up only to get knocked down by another and again with a third. GBH picks Cory up and lifts him in a gorilla press; GBH then drops Cory onto his shoulder and drives him to the mat with a powerslam. GBH covers. 1......2......Kick out! GBH drags Cory to his feet and whips him into the exposed turnbuckle. GBH gets a head of steam and charges but Cory moves and GBH crashes headfirst into the steel, Cory rolls the big man up with a handful of tights. 1......2.......KICK OUT!   

Cory stays on his knees with his hands over his face wondering what he has to do to keep the UWA title around his waist. Cory pulls GBH to his feet and tries to whip him off the ropes but the big man doesn’t budge. Cory tries again but GBH pulls him back and connects with a hard short arm clothesline. GBH keeps hold of Cory’s wrist and pulls him up before hitting a seconds short arm clothesline and again once more with a third. GBH drags Cory to his feet and whips him into the corner, following up with a big running avalanche. GBH drags Cory to the middle of the ring and sticks his head between his legs. GBH looks out at the cheering fans before lifting the champ up and driving him to the mat with a brutal snap powerbomb! GBH raises his arms high, soaking in the cheers from the fans. GBH runs off the ropes and crushes Cory with the Big Daddy Splash! GBH hooks the leg. 1......2.......CRACK! Captain Cutthroat just came out of nowhere and blasted GBH in the back of the head with a chair! The referee calls for the bell!

WINNER: GREAT BRITISH HERO by DQ

Cutthroat raises the chair in the air and again cracks it against GBH’s skull. Cory Diamond slowly gets to his feet and takes the chair away from Captain Cutthroat before giving him some instructions. Captain Cutthroat climbs to the outside and starts looking under the ring while Cory drives the edge of the chair into the throat of GBH. Captain Cutthroat reaches under the ring and pulls out a table, He lifts it up, and with the help of Cory, gets it into the ring over the top rope. While Cory tries to set the table up, Cutthroat climbs the turnbuckle and starts to walk the top rope before jumping off and hitting the Walk The Plank on GBH. Cory sets the table up and yells at Cutthroat to help pick GBH up. The pair drag the battered GBH to his feet. Cory and Cutthroat just manage to lift GBH up and drive him through the table with a double standing spinebuster!

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M: 58%

C: 43%

O: 48%

Great British Hero Gained 2 points of overness from this match.

The UWA World Title has gained in Image.

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Cory grabs his Championship belt from the ref and stands over the fallen GBH holding it high for the irate fan’s to see as Cutthroat talks trash to the big man. As the fan’s start to throw trash into the ring, Cory Diamond and Captain Cutthroat leave the ring and make their way to the back with huge grins on their faces. 

END OF SHOW

Time: 11:34 am

Date: Monday 7th November 2005

Location: UWA Office

Things had been going great since the whole issue with Stu had been sorted. I had been able to keep my mind on the next show, and it was shaping up to be the best show yet. On top of that, we had been able to secure two new additions to our roster and get three guys on written deals. Mike Hughes, Chris Blackheart and Robbie Royce. Yep, things where looking good for the Universal Wrestling Alliance.

I walked through the front door of the building. Sophie was sat behind her desk looking over some papers.

Me: “Hey, I thought you weren’t due back until the 11th?”

Sophie: “What? And leave you here to screw all the paper work up? I’m just kidding, I thought it would be better if I came back to work. Get my mind off things, you know?”

Me: “Yeah I get ya. If you need anything just give me a shout, ok?”

Sophie: “Ok, thanks.”

Me: “So, what’s so import for Andy to call me up and get me here in a hurry?”

Sophie: “Well, you aren't gonna like it. I think I’ll leave it to him to tell you. He’s just through there.”

Me: “Ok, thanks.”

As I walked in to the main office, I had this horrible feeling that I was going to be fired. I don’t know why but I always feared the worst when it came to any bad news. As I walked in, Andy looked up at me. He looked pissed.

Me: “Hey man, what’s the problem?”

Andy: “I’ve let Jethro go.”

Me: “Why? The kids love that guy.”

Andy: “He was arrested early this morning for dealing class A drugs.”

Me: “Shit, You think he was selling to the other guys?”

Andy: “No, I’ve called everybody up. Nobody knew anything about it.”

Me: “So was he taking it? Or just selling?”

Andy: “Both I think. I’m sorry Steve, I know you liked the guy but I’m not having anybody like that working for us.”

Me: “Yeah, I understand.”

Andy: “Of coarse this means we have to rearrange the card.”

Me: “Well he wasn’t a major part so I think I can come up with something.”

Andy: “No need. I’ve already done it.”

Andy passed me a sheet of paper. As I ran through it, one name caught my eye.

Me: “Sprules?”

Andy: “Yeah.”

Me: “I thought we where going to let him go?”

Andy: “Well now that Jertho is out of the picture we’ll need him.”

Me: “well, it’s your call.”

Andy: “Also, we are going to have to change his gimmick.”

Me: “Why?”

Andy: “The gym owner is a homophobic. he was at the show last month and didn’t like the character. He said if Sprules is out there again, we won’t be putting on anymore shows there.”

Me: “You sure he just didn’t like his work?”

Andy: “I’m serious Steve, I want you to call him up and sort something out with him.”

Me: “Ok will do.”

Andy: “While you’re doing that, get the card up on the website.”

Me: “Ok, I’ll do it now.”

Andy turned around and continued working on his computer as I made my way to my desk. As I started to type the card up, I picked up the phone and called Kriss.

Kriss: “Hello?”

Me: “Hey, its Steve.”

Kriss: “Oh man, I’m fired aren't I?”

Me: “Kriss listen....”

Kriss: “It wasn’t my fault! Jethro doesn’t know how to work...”

Me: “No Kriss I'm calling because.......”

Kriss: “I hit my head hard taking a bump outside the ring! That Jethro wasn’t protecting me!”

Me: “Kriss shut up! Let me speak!”

Kriss: “Ok, sorry.”

Me: “We have to change your gimmick.”

Kriss: “I’m getting a push?”

Me: “No, The gym owner doesn’t like the Mincer character.”

Kriss: “Umm, yeah! That’s why people have being saying I suck, because of the character.”

Me: “Umm.....ok?”

Kriss: “Obviously that’s the reason, I mean my work is light years ahead of the other guys.”

Me: “If you say so.”

Kriss: “So what am I doing, wrestling for the world title? Winning it?”

Me: “No, you’re putting a new guy over.”

Kriss: “What!”

Me: “Do you want to get booked or not?”

Kriss: “Ok ok, So what is the new gimmick?”

Me: “I don’t know yet, I’ll fax you when I come up with......”

Kriss: “Do I get a promo?”

Me: “yeah whatever, just shut up!”

Kriss: “Sorry.”

Me: “I’ll fax you the details in the next few days, ok?”

Kriss: “Ok!”

Me: “Ok, bye Kriss.”

Kriss: “Bye!”

Man that was annoying! It was a good job I didn’t tell him about Jethro getting arrested for drugs, think what excuses he would come up with then. I guess having Sprules was better than nothing, and maybe this gimmick change would give him some motivation.

Sunday 20th November 2005

UWA Genocide

UWA World Championship

Cory Diamond vs. Great British Hero

Last month Cory Diamond survived the fatal four-way elimination match to become the first ever UWA world champion after eliminating GBH with the help of Captain Cutthroat. Can Cory Diamond topple the big man? Or will GBH crush the cocky youngster and become the New World champion?

Number 1 Contenders Match

‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes vs. Robbie Royce

Mike Hughes and Robbie Royce have been at each other’s throats since the UWA’s first show Summer Shock when Robbie Royce assaulted Hughes with a steel chair. Last month at Halloween Hell Robbie Royce was upset that Hughes was given a second chance at the world title and quit the UWA only to come back during the fatal four way title match and cost Hughes the match. At Genocide the ‘Mighty one’ and the ‘People’s choice’ will lock up to determine the number one contender.

Andy Noble vs. Chris Blackheart

Last time these two met both men wrestled to a time limit draw in one of the best matches in the UWA so far. Can fan favourite Andy Noble defeat the ice cold Chris Blackheart? Or will he fall victim to the Cold Clutch? Whatever happens, this is sure to be a great match.

Dexter Hardaway & ???? vs. World’s Most Dangerous Mailman & ????

After Dex lost to the Mailman for the third time last month he issued a challenge to the slippery postal worker to find anybody in the UWA to meet up at Genocide in a tag match. Who will the partners be? And can Dex put his 0-3 streak behind him and get one over the man with the bag?

Kriss Sprules vs. Black Dragon

At Genocide we will see the debut of the young and very talented Black Dragon as he takes on Kriss Sprules. Can the Dragon make an impression in his first match in the UWA or will Sprules humiliate the new comer by defeating him in his first match?

All this and more from the stars of the UWA

*Card Subject to change*

Time: 16:01pm

Date: Monday 31st October 2005

Place: UWA Office

I took a deep breath as I walked through the door into the main office. Andy and Stu where already inside, and judging by the empty cups on the desk, they had been here for sometime.

Andy: “Hey Buddy, glad you could make it.”

I walked over to my desk and sat behind it.

Me: “So, what’s going on?”

Andy: “Well Steve, first of all I’m not happy about what happened to Jay. You two had no business getting in the ring and I’m holding you responsible.”

Me: “Ok, I can deal with that.”

Andy: “Right, I’ve listened to both sides of the story and to be honest it just sounds like a load of childish crap. Steve, I gave you this opportunity so you could help me get this promotion of the ground. Not cause trouble by arguing with the workers.”

Me: “But I....”

Andy: “I’m not finished. Stu, I broke you in to the business. Even though my brother thought you didn’t have it, I gave you a chance.”

Stu: “Yeah I guess.”

Andy: “Stu, I’ve known you for years but if you think you can throw your toys out the pram every time you don’t get what you want I’ll make sure you never work in this town again.”

Stu looked Andy straight in the eye before he answered.

Stu: “Ok, I get ya.”

Andy: “And Steve, don’t even think about getting in the ring again with out coming to me first.”

Me: “Ok, no problem.”

Andy: “If I hear anything about you two arguing again, you’ll both be fired! That’s all, Stu you can go.”

Stu stood up out of his chair and started to walk out of the door.

Me: “Stu, wait.”

I walked up to Stu and offered a handshake, he just looked at me.”

Stu: “Steve, we’ll never be friends. I’ll do whatever you want in that ring but remember, I’m doing this as a favour to Andy, that’s it.”

Me: “Ok.”

Stu turned around and walked out the door as I turned to Andy.

Me: “You think he means it?.”

Andy: “Look, he won’t be a problem.”

Me: “Are you sure?”

Andy: “Steve, I don’t want to hear anymore about it, we got more important things to do.”

Me: “Ok.”

Andy: “How much money we made this month?”

Me: “We made $183,300 so are funds are now 1,038,440.”

Andy: “We hit the million mark already? Man those sponsors are really paying off.”

Me: “Yeah tell me about it.”

Andy: “I don’t know if you know but I read today that two promotions have gone bankrupt not to far from where we are. There is going to be a lot of free talent in our area with nowhere else to go.”

Me: “All Pro Wrestling and Chaotic Wrestling? Yeah I know, I read about it on the net before I came here.”

Andy: “So whatcha waiting for buddy? Go see if there is anybody worth contacting.”

Me: “Ok, I’ll get right on it.”

Andy: “Oh and Steve.”

Me: “Yeah?”

Andy: “Do you know any local rock bands or anything? I thought if we get a band to play at our next show it might create some extra interest in the show, boost ticket sales and stuff, you know?”

Me: “I don’t really follow the local rock scene, but I know a man who does.”

Andy: “Who?”

Me: “Cory, he loves that kind of shit, I’ll ask him.”

Andy: “Ok good. Speaking of Cory how did he take getting picked to carry the belt?”

Me: “Well he wasn’t to sure going in, but after the match he was ecstatic, he loved it.”

Andy: “Ok good. I think it was a wise move to get him an exclusive contract and I’m thinking to try and get a few other guys a written deal as well.”

Me: “Sounds good man, I mean then our main draws can’t walk out before a big show.”

Andy: “Well that’s the idea.”

Me: “Right, I’m going to get home and get to work.”

Andy: “Ok, I’ll call you later and we can go over the planning for the next show.”

Me: “Yeah, the quicker I get the card on our site, The more interest the show will get.”

Andy: “yeah. Actually, I’m going to take a ride into town to get a few things. You want a ride?”

Me: “Yeah, then I can get home and start calling talent up.”

Andy: “Ok, let’s go.”

I grabbed a bunch of papers off my desk before following Andy through the door. As we walked out to the car I felt confident, confident that Stu wouldn’t be a problem, confident that the UWA was going to succeed and confident that I could take control of anything that posed a threat to my dream.

Time: 23:25 pm (37 Minutes after the show)

Date: Sunday 30th October 2005

Location: Outside the Local Gym.

I had just returned from the local hospital where Jay had to be taken in for a minor skull fracture. Damn it! I knew there was something odd about the way Stu agreed to that angle. As I lent against the wall thinking about what I was going to say, Stu appeared from the front door of the gym and made his way to his car.

Me: “Hey!”

Stu turned around looking slightly confused. Obviously he thought it was me that took the blow to the head.

Stu: “Hey man thanks for that angle tonight.”

Me: “Don’t give me that shit! Jay is in the hospital with a fractured skull you dick!”

Stu: “what you mean?”

Me: “Jay and I switched masks and you beat the shit out of him thinking it was me!”

Stu: “Hey look, if you two can’t handle it then you shouldn’t have got in the ring!”

Me: “What! The only reason we where in the fucking ring was to stop you fucking crying about not getting the belt!”

Stu: “What do you mean crying? I wasn’t crying. Besides, We both know Cory Diamond won’t draw shit.”

Me: “We both know? No Stu, you think Cory Diamond won’t draw shit but I say you’re wrong.”

Stu: “Whatever, just don’t come running to me when you run this promotion into the ground!”

Me: “Don’t worry, I wont. When Andy gets back tomorrow I’m gonna call him and then You, Andy and I are gonna sort this shit out cause I’m fucking sick of your attitude!”

Stu: “Whatever man, I think Andy will see things my way so go ahead and set up your little meeting.”

Me: “Oh I Will, don’t you worry about that.”

As Stu walked away I could still feel the adrenaline pounding through me. I had never really stood up to anybody like that before; I usually caved as soon as voices started to rise. While Stu drove off into the night I pulled my cell phone from my pocket and made my call.

Me: “Hey Andy its Steve.”

Andy: “Hey buddy, How did the show go?”

Me: “It went fine man. Listen, would it be possible to set up a meeting tomorrow?”

Andy: “Why? What’s up?”

I filled Andy in about all the threats Stu had made finishing up with the stunts he pulled before and during the show.

Andy: “I see.”

Me: “So what we gonna do?”

Andy: “Look Steve, Stu is a very good friend of mine so I’m going to listen to both sides of the story before I make any decisions. But we will have a meeting tomorrow to sort this out.”

Me: “Ok cool, what time?”

Andy: “Say about 4 pm?”

Me: “Ok I’ll be there.”

Andy: “I’ll be on the plane in a few hours so I’ll call Stu in the morning.”

Me: “Ok good.”

Andy: “Oh and Steve, you’re going to have to sort out the paper work next week because Sophie won’t be back until the 11th.”

Me: “Oh, how come?”

Andy: “Her mother passed away last night so she’s going to stay here for a while.”

Me: “Damn, sorry man.”

Andy: “yeah well, that’s life I suppose.”

Me: “Yeah I know what you mean.”

Andy: “Right, I’m gonna go, I’ll see you at the office tomorrow at 4.”

Me: “Ok man laters.”

Andy: “See ya Buddy.”

As I hung up I felt a sudden rush of guilt flow through my gut. I should have felt sorry for Sophie but I was more interested in getting this shit sorted out with Stu. I could sense concern in Andy’s voice as we talked about the situation a few minutes ago. I knew Stu wasn’t going to get fired because Andy valued their friendship and would never jeopardize it so either Stu and I would have to work together, or I would be losing my job. The way I saw it, If Stu kept pulling this shit then I wouldn’t be able to perform my job anyway.

Halloween Hell

Sunday October 30th 2005

Handsome Jay Harman and an unknown (and rather chubby) man are standing in the ring.

Jay: “Ladies and gentlemen! My name is Handsome Jay Harman and the man standing next to me is my partner in crime, Joe Wheeler! We are your announcers for the evening. “

Joe Wheeler waves to the fans

Jay: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight Andy Noble was scheduled to take on Chris Blackheart in a rematch which would determine the fourth man in the fatal four way elimination match for the UWA world championship. Unfortunately, Andy Noble wasn’t able to make it tonight, so the UWA board has issued a replacement to take on Chris Blackheart tonight and his name is Mighty Mike Hughes!”

*Small pop from the crowd*

Jay: “As Mike Hughes is wrestling Chris Blackheart and will possibly be in the Fatal four way Championship match tonight, He will not be wrestling Robbie Royce. Instead, Robbie Royce will be facing the young and very talented Flash Christian!”

*The Crowd are not to thrilled as they wanted to see Hughes gets his hands on Royce*

Jay: “Now, without further a do, Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to Halloween Hell!!!.”

As Jay makes his way backstage ‘I Disappear’ By Metallica hits and Stu Odyssey walks out from the curtain, threatening to strike a few booing fans on his way to the ring. Stu climbs in the ring and snatches a Mic from Joe wheeler.

Stu: “If you know what’s best for you fat man you’ll get your ass out of this ring right now!”

Wheeler doesn’t hang around and quickly exits the ring.

Stu: “Now as you know, tonight is the night that I walk in to this ring and kick the shit out of three worthless bastards before becoming the first ever Universal Wrestling Alliance world champion. GBH, your giant fat ass doesn’t scare me, Cory Diamond, You little punk bitch I’m gonna break you in two and whether its Mike Hughes or Chris Blackheart, I’m gonna kick either one of your asses simply because that’s what Stu Odyssey does, kick the shit out of people!”

Stu looks out to the booing fans before speaking again.

Stu: “This morning I woke up, got out of bed and watched some TV before drinking a few beers and slapping the taste out of some guy mouth for looking at me wrong. Now if you’re not stupid, which you people are, you’ll know that going in to a world Championship match, you got to be prepared. So seeing I haven’t had the time to prepare today, I’ve called up a couple of world class wrestlers to come here and help me get ready for my match tonight. Count Fang and DR Frank, come on down!”

Two guys appear from behind the curtain. One is wearing a Dracula mask and the other a Frankenstein mask. The two climb in the ring.

Stu: “I see both of you are really ready for Halloween this year.”

The two nod in agreement.

Stu: “Now just in case these people don’t believe me, you two are both tough as hell, world class wrestlers, correct?”

The two again nod in agreement.

Stu: “That’s good enough for me. Referee, Ring that.....”

Before the Ref can ring the bell, Stu nails both men with the Microphone. Stu picks Count Fang up and launches him over the top rope. Stu then turns and hits a few stiff punches on DR Frank before hitting him with a stiff, full-blown roundhouse kick to the head, flooring frank. Stu puts his foot on his chest as the Ref counts, 1.....2.....3. Fang pulls the limp DR Frank to the outside and quickly carries him to the back as Stu grabs a Mic.

Stu: “Thank you boys for that little warm up. Now, all you punks in the back take note. You step in the ring with me and that is exactly what will happen to you! You’re looking at the next World champion.

‘I Disappear’ hits as Stu drops the mic before making his way to the back, cursing at a few fans on the way

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Overall: 52%

Stu Odyssey gained 3 points of overness

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‘Hate to say I told you so’ blasts through the P.A. before Robbie Royce appears from behind the curtain. Robbie isn’t strutting tonight; in fact he is dressed in street clothes with a bag over his shoulder, looking upset about something. Robbie climbs up in to the ring and asks for a Mic.

RR: “By now all of you must have heard the soul crushing news that Mike Hughes has been given a second chance to compete for the UWA championship instead of your main man, Robbie Royce.”

*The small crowd boo*

RR: “How this miscarriage of justice occurred I don’t know. But I do know one thing, and that’s that the UWA officials obviously don’t care about you people, not like Robbie does. Mike Hughes, you had your chance. You were beaten fair and square by Cory Diamond and then because of sheer jealousy you decide the interfere in my match and rob me of my chance, of the people’s chance. You’re a jealous man Mike Hughes, jealous of me because unlike you I have the people behind me and you have nobody. I was standing tall, the people were chanting my name, GBH was a beaten man and you jump me from behind and hit me with a steel chair. So what happens next? The UWA officials decide to give you a second chance at glory while I get stuck in a second rate match, against a second rate wrestler, Flash Christian. Well Mike, you can have your glory, you can get a place in the fatal four way title match and win. But remember one thing, when you’re sitting there, with that belt over your shoulder, celebrating with your friends, remember that you didn’t earn that championship, you were given it. As for the UWA officials, I hope you’re happy because you have cost the people their hero. Goodbye.”

Robbie slings his bag over his shoulder and climbs out of the ring with a tear in his eye, slowly making his way to the back.

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Overall: 42%

Robbie Royce gained 2 points of Overness

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Mix Tag Match

‘The Mincer’ Kriss Sprules & Melicious vs. Jethro Jones & Amanda Shae

Melicious makes her way through the curtain to the sound of ‘Y.M.C.A’, dragging Kriss Sprules behind her with a dog leash. Sprules is sporting a purple afro tonight complete with latex gimp attire. As Melicious enters the ring, Sprlues gets on the apron and starts to show off his flabby body to the disgust of the crowd. Melicious yanks Sprules into the ring via the leash and the two wait for their opponents.

‘Cotton eyed Joe’ hits and Amanda Shae walks out to the delight of the male fans followed by Jethro Jones. Amanda is wearing hot pants and a tight tube top with plastic devil horns on her head. Jethro is wearing his usual overalls and has a carved out pumpkin under his arm full of candy. Jethro takes the top off the pumpkin and walks around the ring handing out candy to the kids. The two enter the ring and the bell sounds.

Jethro and Sprules start off with a collar and elbow, which Jethro easily wins by backing Sprules into the corner. Jethro breaks clean and the two lock up again but this time Sprules takes the advantage with a weak knee on Jethro. Sprules rakes the eyes and whips Jethro of the ropes, Jethro reverses and lays flat on the mat, Sprules leaps over but catches his foot and falls face first to the canvas. Sprules gets to his feet and takes a clothesline, which he bumps correctly! Jethro lets Sprules get up to his feet and hits a body slam. Melicious jumps in the ring and on to Jethro’s back, only to get thrown to the mat. Sprules uses the distraction to attack from behind but Jethro fights him off and clotheslines Sprules to the outside. Jethro grabs Melicious by the hair before putting her over his knee. Amanda climbs in the ring, rears back, and slaps Melicious across the ass. Jethro lifts Melicious over his head and launches her over the top rope on top of Sprules. In the ring, Amanda plays to the crowd while Jethro runs rounds around her barking like dog.

Eventually Sprules climbs back in to the ring and locks up with Jethro. Sprules grabs a headlock, Jethro pushes Sprules off to the ropes and catches Sprules with a hip toss which Sprules sells by stumbling forward in to a forward roll. Jethro pulls Sprules to his feet and hits a right hand but Spurles no sells and rakes the eyes. Sprules looks to be going for the E.L.E but takes forever to get into postion so Jethro pushes out and kicks Sprules in the gut following up with a suplex. Jethro hits the ropes but Melicious pulls the top rope down causing Jethro to tumble to the outside as Sprules gets to his knee’s, sucking wind. Sprules distracts the ref while Melicious chokes Jethro with the leash before rolling him back in to the ring. Inside Sprules pulls Jethro to the centre and comes off the ropes hitting a leg drop, getting zero air. Sprules covers, 1.....2......Kick out! Sprules hits a few weak rights and whips Jethro into the corner following up with a running belly push. Sprules stalks Jethro. Jethro gets to his feet and Sprules nails him with the Clothesline from hull!, He covers, 1.....2.....Kick out! Sprules looks out to the fans and calls for a lion sault! He runs towards the ropes, jumps to the middle rope, slips, and crashes to the mat knocking himself out. Jethro crawls over to Sprules and makes it look as if he’s choking when he is actually trying to revive him. Sprules is awake but dazed. Jethro throws Sprules across the ring where he reaches up and tags in Melicious while Jethro tags in Amanda. Amanda takes Melicious down to the mat, Catfight! Amanda grabs a hand a hand full of hair and throws Melicious to the mat. Amanda pulls Melicious up by the hair again and throws her to the corner before following up with a monkey flip, She covers, 1......2......Kick out! Amanda picks Melicious up and goes for a stunner but Melicious pushes Amanda face first to the turnbuckles and rolls her up, pulling her hot pants and exposing her thong to a huge pop from the male‘s in attendance, 1......2......Kick out! Melicious argues the refs count before putting the boots to Amanda. Melicious picks Amanda up and hits a body slam, she covers, 1.....2.....Kick out! Melicious chokes Amanda on the ropes, breaking the hold before the ref reaches 5. Melicious holds Amanda against the ropes and slaps her in the face. Melicious whips Amanda off the ropes and lowers her head but Amanda put the breaks on and hits a DDT.

Both women are down. Melicious is up first with Amanda just coming around. Melicious makes the tag to Sprules. Amanda has crawled over to her corner, she’s inches away but Sprules has grabbed her foot. Amanda gets makes one last effort and makes the tag to Jethro! Jethro storms in and unloads on Sprules with a series of right hands and clotheslines. Jethro whips Sprules to the ropes and connects with a back body drop that just looked awful. Melicious takes a swing at Jethro but Jethro catches her and hits an atomic drop sending her through the ropes to the outside. Sprules charges at Jethro but just eats boot for his efforts. Jethro whips Sprules off the ropes and calls for the “AXE B-B-B-BLARRGGG” before nailing Sprules with the Axe Bomber. Jethro picks Sprules up and thankfully Sprules, despite sucking serious wind, bumps the Jethro Driver properly. Jethro turns to Amanda who is calling for a tag and tags her in. Jethro lifts Amanda up in a gorilla press and dumps her on Sprules, 1.....2.....3.

WINNERS: JERTHO JONES & AMANDA SHAE

After the match Jethro lifts Amanda up on his shoulders as they celebrate to the crowd.

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Match: 38%

Crowd: 17%

Overall: 27%

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Qualifying Match for Fatal Four Way Championship Match.

Chris Blackheart vs. ’Mighty’ Mike Hughes

‘Killing in the Name of’ Blasts through the gym as Chris Blackheart makes his way to the ring. He looks ready for action tonight as he climbs in to the ring and cracks his knuckles awaiting his opponent.

Mike Hughes walks out to the sound of his new theme ‘Ace of Spades’ by Motorhead. Mike is still selling the injury on his arm by wearing an elbow brace. Mike slaps a few fans hands before climbing on the apron and raising his arms to a decent pop from this small crowd. The Bell Rings.

Both men circle each other before tying up. Blackheart, knowing Hughes has an injured arm, goes straight into the armbar before switching to a hammerlock. Hughes goes to reverse but Blackheart cleverly cancels him out before applying more pressure. Hughes tries to think of a way out of the hold but Blackheart stays one step a head at all times. Mike gives up trying to reverse and grabs the rope to break the hold. Blackheart breaks cleanly to the surprise to the fans as Hughes shakes off the damage done to his arm. The two circle each other again before locking up. Again Blackheart quickly grabs the armbar and again manages to stop Hughes reversing the hold. Blackheart again switches to a hammerlock cancelling out Hughes’s attempts to reverse. Hughes waits for the right moment and hits Blackheart with an elbow to the head, he then goes to run off the ropes but Blackheart grabs hold of the wrist pulling him back and attempts to lock in a fujiwara armbar. Blackheart forces Hughes down to his knees but Hughes makes the ropes before the hold can be fully locked in. Hughes again tries to shake the damage done to his arm off but its obvious that it is starting to hurt at this early stage of the match. They go to lock up again but Blackheart changes his tactics by striking with a few forearms to the face. Blackheart whips Hughes off the ropes but gets reversed, Hughes tries to nail the Mighty Boot but Blackheart puts the breaks on by grabbing the top rope and sliding out of the ring.

Blackheart climbs back in. the two lock up again. This time Hughes grabs the arm bar and hits a stiff chop to the chest of Blackheart. Hughes whips Blackheart to the ropes, Blackheart reverses and lowers his head, and Hughes comes of and hits Blackheart with a big running knee lift. Hughes lets Blackheart get to his feet and charges for the clothesline but Blackheart ducks and goes behind for a German suplex, Hughes blocks and goes for an elbow, Blackheart ducks and goes for a northern lights suplex only to receive a knee to the gut and a quick vertical suplex from Hughes. Hughes covers, 1......2......Kick out! Hughes grabs a side headlock. Blackheart gets to his feet and pulls Hughes to the corner by his hair. Blackheart looks to be breaking cleanly but suddenly nails Hughes with a stiff right hand. Blackheart goes to work on Hughes with a few kicks and chops in the corner before whipping him to the opposite side. Blackheart charges but Hughes moves and Blackheart crashes in to the corner. Hughes waits for Blackheart to turn around and swings with a wild right but Blackheart ducks and hits sick German suplex into the corner causing the back of Hughes head to slam into the bottom turnbuckle. Blackheart drags Hughes out of the corner and covers, 1......2......Kick out!

Blackheart stays on the offence by stomping the arm. Blackheart hits a few more stomps before trying to apply a cross arm breaker but Hughes has his fingers locked tight. Hughes doesn’t seem like he is going to break the grip but that soon changes when Blackheart bites down hard on Hughes fingers and successfully locks in the cross arm breaker. Hughes screams as Blackheart pulls back hard on the arm. Hughes using all his strength rolls over on top of Blackheart, 1.......2....... Kick out! Blackheart kicks out and forces Hughes back down to the mat, keeping the hold locked on. Blackheart yells at Hughes, telling him to tap but Hughes isn’t going to give it up. Hughes rolls on top of Blackheart again and this time lifts him up on his arm and falls back, driving Blackheart to the canvas back first. Blackheart recovers quickly and tries for the Fujiwara arm bar but Hughes powers out and hits a few right hands. Hughes whips Blackheart to the ropes and swings for a clothesline, blackheart ducks and comes off the opposite ropes with a cross body, Hughes catches him and plants him with a big fall away slam. Hughes gets to his feet, nursing his injured arm. Blackheart uses the ropes to get to his feet; he turns, takes a few steps and gets hit by a flying shoulder block from Hughes. Hughes covers, 1......2.....Kick out! Hughes pulls Blackheart to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Hughes catches Blackheart, lifting him high for a big spine buster but Blackheart reverses in mid air and nails Hughes with the Blackout! Blackheart cant make the cover as the impact from the move caused Hughes to fly out of the ring under the bottom rope.

Blackheart rolls out of the ring. Blackheart pulls Hughes to his feet and drives him to the ring post shoulder first before rolling him back into the ring. Blackheart climbs in and tells the fans he is going to finish it now. Hughes, sensing danger, starts to roll towards the ropes but Blackheart catches him and locks on the crippler crossface. Blackheart pulls back hard on the arm and neck of Hughes causing him to scream in pain but he won’t give it up. Blackheart starts to get frustrated and clubs the neck area before again locking in the hold. Blackheart pulls back on Hughes’s neck even further. Hughes lifts his hand like he is going to tap but reaches out and just makes the bottom rope. It looks like Hughes decision to roll towards the ropes paid off as he was able to break the hold. Blackheart slaps the mat in anger. Blackheart pulls Hughes to his feet and violently starts punching and kicking him. Blackheart hooks Hughes up and hits a hard snap suplex, he then grabs Hughes leg and goes for the Cold Clutch but Hughes somehow grabs Blackheart in a small package, 1.......2......Kick out! Blackheart quickly gets to his feet and puts the boots to Hughes. Blackheart drags Hughes to his feet and hits a nice German suplex,1......2......Kick out! Blackheart again drags Hughes to his feet and positions him near the ropes. Blackheart goes for a belly to belly but Hughes blocks it and hits a belly to belly of his own, launching Blackheart up and over the top rope before collapsing to the canvas.

The ref reaches a 9 count before Blackheart rolls back into the ring. Meanwhile, Hughes is just about on his feet. Blackheart charges but Hughes has seen him and catches him with a killer clothesline. Hughes pulls Blackheart up and hits another overhead belly to belly suplex. Hughes covers, 1......2......Kick out! Hughes pulls Blackheart to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Blackheart reverses and goes for a leapfrog but gets caught and driven to the mat with a huge spinebuster. Hughes gets to his feet and signals for the Mighty Boot. Blackheart slowly gets to his feet, Hughes charges; Blackheart ducks the Mighty boot and connects with the Blackout! But can’t follow up with a cover. After a few seconds Blackheart crawls over to the ropes, he picks himself up and starts to climb the turnbuckles. Hughes is also starting to get to his feet. Blackheart is measuring Hughes, ready to finish him off. Hughes gets to his feet and turns, Blackheart leaps from the top, and then out of nowhere Hughes connects with the Mighty Boot on Blackheart in mid air! Hughes falls on top of Blackheart,  1......2......3!

WINNER: MIKE HUGHES

Both men lay on the canvas as the fans give a round of applause to both men. Hughes slowly rolls out of the ring and makes his way to the back, slapping few fans hands on the way. After Hughes has left the ring area, Blackheart slowly rolls out and makes his way to the back holding his head and looking very disappointed.

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Match: 80%

Crowd 26%

Overall: 52%

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Joe wheeler is in the ring with a Mic.

Joe: “Ladies and Gentlemen. Earlier tonight Robbie Royce was supposed to take on Flash Christian, but as Mr Royce decided to walk out, there has been a last minute addition to tonight’s card. So without further a do, let me introduce the two competitors for this bonus match.

‘Dope Noise’ by Weezer hits as Dexter Hardaway walks out from curtain. Dex is carrying a long metal pole over his shoulder as he climbs into the ring. He grabs a Mic and waits for his opponent.

A Rock instrumental of Postman Pat blares though the gym as the World’s Most Dangerous Mailman walks to the ring with his mailbag over his shoulder. He climbs in the ring and snatches the Mic from Joe Wheeler. Before he can speak, Dexter interrupts.

Dex: “Listen up Mailman. Before you start spitting out your stupid catchphrases, I got something I want to say. The last two times we have met in this ring, you have got the better of me. Not because your a better athlete, but simply because your nothing more than cheating scum. So tonight, how about we stick this poll up in that corner over there and have us a little Mailbag on a pole match?”

WMDM: “You want me to take this ordinary, every day, Mailbag and stick it up on a pole for a mailbag on a pole match?”

Dex: “What the matter? Afraid you’ll lose without that thing?”

WMDM: “Me? Lose? Against you? Ha! Your kidding right? If you want to stick this mailbag on a pole then go for it. After all, It’s just a mailbag. Dexy, I’m sorry you can’t handle being beaten by the better man. But I’ll tell you what I’m not going to be sorry about, when you’re laying in this ring, staring at the ceiling for the third time a beaten man, you will finally realise that the MAILMAN ALWAYS DELIVAAHHHHHHSSSSS!!!!!!!”      

The ref takes the mailbag and ties it to the pole, which has just been set up by a member of the ring crew. Joes Wheeler takes the Mic and explains to the crowd that pin falls can only occur after the mailbag has been taken from the poll.

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Overall: 39%

Dexter Hardaway gained 1 point of overness

World’s Most Dangerous Mailman gained 2 points of overness

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Mailbag on a pole Match

World’s Most Dangerous Mailman vs. Dexter Hardaway

WMDM turns and quickly goes for the Mailbag but Dex catches his hand pulls him back down to the mat. Dex whips WMDM to the ropes and hits a nice jumping leg lariat. Dex hits a somersault leg drop on WMDM and goes for the bag but WMDM quickly recovers and attacks Dex from behind. WMDM hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Dex bridges avoiding the move matrix style and catches WMDM with a quick hurricanrana. Dex picks WMDM up and hits few forearms before whipping him off the ropes, following up with a nice spinning heel kick. Dex picks WMDM up and hits a few punches followed by a body slam. Dex goes for a lion sault, WMDM rolls out of the way but Dex lands on his feet and hits WMDM with a stinging chop. Dex whips WMDM to the ropes and goes for another hurricanrana but WMDM reverses and hits a brutal sit out powerbomb. WMDM takes a few seconds to recover and starts to make his way towards the pole. He gets half way up the turnbuckle before Dex catches up with him and pulls him down. Dex kicks WMDM in the gut and picks him up in a fireman’s carry position and carries him to the corner. Dex, with WMDM still on his shoulders, runs towards the opposite corner and flips over driving WMDM back first to the mat. Dex kips up, runs up the turnbuckles and hits a nice moonsault from the top, damaging himself in the process. Dex gets to his feet first and starts to climb for the mailbag. He gets inches away before WMDM catches up with him. WMDM climbs up with Dex and hits a back suplex from the top. Both men lay on the mat hurt. WMDM is up first. He pulls Dex to his feet and whips him to the corner with the pole but Dex reverses, sending WMDM to the corner instead. Dex charges but WMDM catches him and launches him over his head causing Dex to crack his head on the pole. Dex falls back of the turnbuckle and lands right on top of WMDM’s head.

WMDM gets to his feet first, still dazed from Dex falling on top of him. He pulls Dex to his feet and picks him up for a back suplex before swinging him forward and driving Dex face first to the mat. WMDM slowly crawls to the corner where he starts to climb up. Dex starts to move. WMDM is inches away but Dex has caught up with him. Dex climbs up with him and takes the advantage by throwing him off the top. Dex looks at the mailbag above his head then looks out to the crowd. Dex turns and goes for a 450 splash but WMDM gets the knees up. WMDM slowly gets to his feet first. He picks Dex up and hits a double under hook suplex. WMDM then springboards of the middle rope and connects with the Special Delivery! WMDM slowly moves towards the corner and starts to climb. WMDM reaches the top and puts one hand on the mailbag, unaware that Dex is on his feet. Dex, with a sudden rush of energy, runs up the turnbuckles and hits an enziguri on WMDM sending him off the top to the outside. Dex gets to his knees and realises his chance.  He climbs up the corner and grabs the mailbag! Dex stands in the middle of the ring holding the mailbag. He looks at the mailbag, then at the crowd and decides he’s going to find out what is in the mailbag. Meanwhile on the outside, WMDM has pulled another mailbag from under the ring! Dex opens the mailbag, tips it upside down and looks down in confusion as hundreds of unmarked letter fall out of the bag. Dex takes a look inside the bag to check if there is anything else. Dex throws the bag down still confused; he turns around and gets K.O.ed by WMDM with the real Mailbag. WMDM covers, 1.......2.......3!

WINNER: WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS MAILMAN

The World’s Most Dangerous Mailman rolls out of the ring clutching his mailbag. The fans boo as he makes his way to the back with a huge smile on his face.

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Match: 66%

Crowd: 18%

Overall: 42%

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UWA World Championship Match

Fatal Four Way Elimination Match

Great British Hero vs. Cory Diamond vs. Stu Odyssey vs. Mike Hughes

‘Rule Britannia’ hits as the big man, GBH makes his way to the ring with the union jack flag draped over his shoulders. GBH climbs up into the ring and holds the flag up to a decent pop from the small crowd.

‘I Disappear’ by Metallica blasts through the gym. Stu Odyssey walks from behind the curtain talking smack to a few fans before climbing into the ring and yelling insults at GBH.

‘The Kids aren’t Alright’ Blasts through the P.A. as Cory Diamond makes his way to the ring with Captain Cutthroat behind him, waving his Jolly Roger flag. Cory Climbs up on the apron, removes his sunglasses and looks out at the crowd with a cocky grin. The crowd start a ’faggot’ chant and boo heavily as Cory climbs the turnbuckles to pose.

‘Ace of Spades’ hits and ‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes walks out to a good pop. Hughes’s arm is heavily taped up, selling the beating he took earlier in the match with Chris Blackheart. Hughes climbs in the ring and plays to the crowd briefly before the bell rings.

GBH pairs off with Cory as Hughes pairs off the Stu. GBH easily takes the advantage and pushes Cory into the corner while Hughes struggles with Stu but eventually backs him into the opposite corner. GBH and Hughes both whip their opponents causing Cory and Stu to collide in the centre of the ring before getting knocked to the outside by a pair of stereo clotheslines. Hughes and GBH both turn around and face each other. They lock up, GBH pushes Hughes to the ropes and whips him off, Hughes ducks the clothesline and comes off the opposite side with a shoulder block that barley moves the big man. GBH tells Hughes to try again so Hughes hits the ropes and hits another shoulder block causing little effect on GBH. Hughes tries for a third time but as he hits the ropes he is tripped and pulled to the outside by Cory and Stu where they proceed to beat him down. Cory and Stu slide in the ring and attack GBH who manages to fight them off with a load of right hands and clotheslines. GBH attempts a double clothesline but only nails Cory as Stu ducks underneath. Stu hits stiff clothesline, rocking the big man. Stu comes off the ropes with a second clothesline but GBH is still on his feet. Cory gets up and teams with Stu by hooking GBH up and hitting a double suplex. Cory jumps on for the cover, 1......2...... Stu pulls Cory off and decides he wants the cover, 1.......2.......Cory pulls Stu off and the two start to argue about who should get the cover. Cory slaps Stu around face in which Stu responds by flooring Cory with a hard right hand.  Stu pulls Cory to his feet and whips him off the ropes; Cory ducks the clothesline but out of nowhere gets speared by Mike Hughes. Stu attacks Hughes; Hughes blocks a right hand and hits a few of his own before dropping Stu with a clothesline. Hughes hits a gut wrench suplex on Stu. Hughes whips Stu to the corner. GBH is up and calls Hughes over to the opposite corner to where Stu is. Hughes whips GBH and GBH crushes Stu in the corner with a huge avalanche. GBH plays to the crowd be for turning and getting hits with a big flying shoulder tackle from Hughes. I guess GBH forgot its every man for himself. Hughes covers, 1......2.......Kick out!

Hughes picks GBH and goes for a slam but his arm gives out and he can’t lift him. GBH staggers Hughes with a head butt. Cory has recovered and is on the top turnbuckle. GBH turns and Cory jumps off for a cross body but gets caught by the big man. As GBH is deciding what to do, Hughes charges towards him and nails the Mighty Boot on the back of Cory forcing both men through the ropes to the outside. Stu attacks Hughes from behind and pulls him to the centre of the ring. Stu hits a few knees to the gut before hooking Hughes up and hitting a brainbuster. Stu covers, 1.......2........Kick out! Stu hits the ropes a drop the knee on Hughes’s head. He covers, 1......2......Kick out! Stu pulls Hughes up and into the corner where he lifts Hughes up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Stu hits a few forearms before climbing up and nailing a top rope superplex. On the outside, GBH is up. Cory is up also. Captain Cutthroat goes to strike GBH with the flag but GBH catches it and snaps the flagpole over his knee. Cory uses this distraction and pushes GBH from behind into the ring post head first, busting him open. Cory climbs on the apron and slingshots to the inside hitting a leg drop on Stu. Cory covers, 1.......2........Kick out! Cory pulls Stu to his feet and hits a Russian leg sweep. Cory climbs to the top and leaps off, connecting with a nice top rope elbow drop on Stu. Cory covers, 1.......2.......Kick out! Cory decides he is going to finish Stu off. Cory lifts Stu up for the Diamond Drill but Stu slips out and tries to hook Cory up for the Tiger Bomb. Cory turns out of it and attempts the Diamond Cutter but Stu pushing him off towards the now recovered Mike Hughes, Hughes swings for the clothesline, Cory ducks, Stu charges towards Hughes, Hughes moves, Stu collides with Cory, Cory falls to the outside, Stu turns and gets Nailed by Hughes with the Mighty Boot! Hughes covers, 1......2.......3!

STU ODYSSEY IS ELIMINATED

Hughes uses the ropes to get to his feet; he turns to see a bloody GBH standing opposite him. Hughes hits a right hand, GBH hits one back, Hughes hits a second, and GBH hits a second before both men get into a slugfest. On the outside Stu has come around and is seriously pissed about being eliminated. Stu grabs a chair and slides back in. Inside, Stu swings and cracks GBH’s skull with a vicious chair shot. Hughes goes for Stu but Stu boots Hughes in the gut before he can do anything and plants Hughes with the Tiger Bomb! Stu rolls out of the ring and makes his way to the back, damage done. On the outside, Captain Cutthroat pulls Cory to his feet and rolls him in. Cory, Still dazed, hears Cutthroat and crawls over to GBH before draping an arm over him, 1.......2.......Kick out! Cory turns his attention the Hughes and crawls over to cover him, 1......2......Kick out! Cory gets to his feet and puts the boots to GBH. Cory pulls the bloody GBH to his feet and backs him into a corner where he proceeds to hit a few right hands. Cory hits a stiff chop but GBH no sells and gives Cory an evil look. Cory backs away showing signs of fear, GBH grabs Cory and throws him into the corner where he starts wearing him down with some hard rights and lefts. GBH whips Cory to the opposite corner and follows up with a huge avalanche. GBH pulls Cory to the middle of the ring, lifts him up in the gorilla press position, drops him on his shoulder and drives him to the mat with a big powerslam. GBH covers, 1.......2.......Kick out! GBH stares down at Cory for a few seconds before calling for the Big Daddy Splash. GBH turns to hit the ropes but Hughes is waiting and catches the big man with a big standing spinebuster. Hughes stalks Cory, Cory gets to his feet, Hughes charges but Cory moves causing Hughes to take the Ref down with a hard clothesline. As Hughes looks down at the ref Cory hits a low blow from behind. Cory holds Hughes up as Captain Cutthroat climbs in the ring with the ring bell. Cutthroat swings with the bell but Hughes ducks as Cory takes the bell to the head! Hughes boots Captain Cutthroat in the gut and hits him with a pump handle slam. Hughes turns to Cory and signals for the Mighty Boot. Cory slowly gets to his feet and staggers around. Hughes is about to finish Cory of, but wait! somebody is behind Hughes! It’s Robbie Royce! RR drives his knee into Hughes’s spine and nails him with Rolls Royce! RR quickly rolls out of the ring and makes his way to the back smiling while Captain Cutthroat is reviving the ref. Cory covers Hughes as the Ref comes around, 1.......2........3!

MIKE HUGHES IS ELIMINATED

Cory gets to his feet and staggers backwards until he backs into GBH. Cory slowly turns to see the big man and gets floored with a huge head butt. GBH whips Cory of the ropes and hits a belly to belly suplex, landing on top of him and using his weight to its fully advantage. GBH Drags Cory to his feet and whips him off the ropes this time hitting a big back body drop. Cory tries to crawl out of the ring but GBH catches him. Cory desperately swings with a right but GBH ducks and hits a full nelson slam. GBH looks out at the crowd before hitting the ropes and crushing Cory with the Big Daddy Splash! GBH goes for the cover but Captain Cutthroat is on the apron. GBH gets up and punches Cutthroat off the apron to the floor. Cory starts to slowly crawl away from GBH as GBH watches him and laughs. GBH grabs Cory by the hair and picks him up before hitting a short arm clothesline. GBH, still holding Cory’s arm, pulls him up and hits a second short arm clothesline before pulling him up again for a third. GBH pulls Cory to the centre of the ring and hits huge powerbomb on Cory. GBH starts to walks around the ring, soaking in the cheers from the crowd. GBH knows its over; all he has to do is hit the finishing move. GBH calls for the Big Daddy splash but gets distracted by Captain Cutthroat who has rolled into the ring with a chair. GBH boots Cutthroat in the gut causing him to drop the chair and drives him head first to the mat with a DDT. The ref starts roll Captain Cutthroat out of the ring. GBH turns around to finish Cory off but gets nailed with a Diamond Cutter out of nowhere on the chair! Cory slides the chair to the outside side and covers as the ref turns, 1........2.......3!

WINNER & FIRST EVER UWA WORLD CHAMPION: CORY DIAMOND

The Ref hands Cory the Championship belt as he celebrates to the irate fans. Cory rolls out side and makes his way to the back holding the belt high for everybody to see.

Back in the ring GBH is coming around and he is pissed! GBH kicks the ropes before noticing Captain Cutthroat down on the outside. GBH rolls to the outside, grabs Cutthroat and drags him into the ring. Inside GBH slams Cutthroat down before hitting the ropes and crushing him with the Big Daddy Splash! GBH isn’t done yet! GBH climbs out of the ring and checks underneath before pulling a table out to a big pop from the fans. GBH slides in with the table in and sets it up in the middle of the ring. GBH grabs Cutthroat and puts his head between his legs. GBH lifts Cutthroat up and powerbombs through the table to a huge pop from the small crowd, who are obviously loving this destruction. GBH raises his flag high in the air before making his way to the back.

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Match: 68%

Crowd: 30%

Overall: 48%

The UWA World title has gained in image

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As the ring crew sweep the peices of table out of the ring, Joe Wheeler climbs in with a mic and thanks everybody for turning up.

END OF SHOW

Time: 19:00pm (One hour before the show)

Date: Sunday 30th October 2005

Place: Local Gym

“What do you mean I’m not getting it!!!”

I had just broken the news to Stu about how the Championship match would finish. As I expected, He wasn’t happy with decision. He was pissed.

Stu: “It’s obvious I’m the most over guy here! Fucking hell!”

Me: “Damn it! Why can’t you just think about what’s good for the company for once and not just about yourself?”

Stu: “I am what’s good for the company, not that punk! If Andy were here he’d agree with me and not some clueless prick that just walked in thinking he knows everything!”

Me: “I’m sick of hearing that crap! I never walked in here thinking I know everything! Andy hired me because HE thought it was a good idea and HE thought I would make this promotion money, which I have!”

Stu: “for now maybe, but if it comes to more than one show a month, you wont know what the hell to do!”

Me: “I knew this was going to happen, I knew you would do this when I told you the result of the match!”

Stu: “That’s cause you’re an idiot and your idea’s suck!”

Me: “Well how about this, you can go out there at the start of the show and squash two guys in a handicap match. Just go out and say you need a warm up or something and you’ve hand picked two world class opponents or something.”

Stu: “And where the hell are we going to find two guys at this short notice?”

Shit! He was right, there was no way I was going to be able to find two guys on such short notice. I lent back against the wall, trying to come up with something. As I looked at Stu I noticed Jay grabbing a drink from a vending machine.

Me: “Hey Jay! You got a second?”

Jay took a sip from his drink as he made his way towards Stu and me.

Jay: “What's up?”

Me: “How would you feel about jumping in the ring and taking a few bumps?”

Jay: “What kind of bumps are we talking about here?”

Me: “Just a few kicks and punches”

Jay: “Yeah ok, why you want me to do that?”

Me: “Well at the start of the show, after you open it, you got to come back here, then Stu is going to go out there and say he needs a warm up for tonight’s show and then me and you are going to go out there and job to him.”

Jay: “Yeah, sounds ok I guess.”

Stu: “Woah, hold on a sec, Won’t it look a little stupid with Jay walking out there just after opening the show? I mean, the fans know Jay isn’t a wrestler.”

Jay: “Hmmmm, your right. Wait, I got an Idea, be right back!”

Jay quickly turned around and walked out of the gym door.

Stu: “Where’s he going?”

Me: “No idea, but whatever it is I’m sure it’s going to help......well, hopefully.”

After a few minutes of waiting, Jay returned to the gym. In his hand were two rubber Halloween masks, one Frankenstein and one Dracula.

Stu: “This is no time to go trick or treating!”

Jay: “No man, we could wear these. That way nobody would know its us.”

Me: “That’s not a bad idea.”

Jay: “Hey Steve, Dracula or Frankenstein?”

Me: “I’ll take Frankenstein.”

Jay: “Ok bro.”

Stu: “So, Jay is going to be Dracula and you’re going to be Frankenstein?”

Me: “Yep, I guess so.”

Stu: “Sounds.....Good.”

As Stu walked away to get ready, I noticed a slight grin on his face. I don’t think I had ever seen Stu smile, well outside of the ring at least.

Jay: “Hey man, I got to go make a quick phone call.”

Me: “ok, don’t be to long, the show starts soon.”

Jay: “ok, I wont.”

As Jay walked out of site, I couldn’t help but feel there was something odd with the way Stu grinned as he walked away. Then again, it was probably me just being paranoid. I sat down on a near by chair and picked up the mask, it was the Dracula mask. Damn Jay and his shitty memory, oh well, it didn’t matter which mask we got, we were both going to get squashed anyway.

8/10 a quality card.

I liked how you debuted RVD.

As Triple H pointed out, Its going to be interesting to see what happens with Raven's title shot after you took the US belt of him because of him becoming a non wrestler.

Looking forward to Nitro (Y)

Time: 9:41am

Date: Monday 24th October 2005

Place: My Apartment

I picked my head up off my pillow as an irritating noise screeched through my skull. It was my cell phone. I sat up and took a few brief seconds to collect my self before answering.

Me: “Hello?”

Andy: “Hey Buddy.”

Me: “Hey man, what’s up?”

Andy: “Bad news man, Sophie’s Mother has taken a really bad turn.”

Me: “Damn, sorry man.”

Andy: “We’re on our way to the airport now, we’re flying out at twelve.”

Me: “How long you gonna be away for?”

Andy: “We won’t be getting back until next Monday.”

Me: “Next Monday? What about the show?”

Andy: “Well, you’re the booker Steve, you’re going to have to think of something.”

Me: “But that means I’ve only got a week to switch things around.”

Andy: “Well, that’s the job buddy, I told you it wasn’t going to be easy.”

Me: “Yeah I know. Sorry man, I didn’t mean to sound like an asshole.”

Andy: “It’s ok buddy, I had a feeling you might panic a bit.”

Me: “Heh, yeah. I always assumed you’d be there to help me out that’s all.”

Andy: “Well buddy, I’m not going to be around to hold your hand all the time.”

Me: “yeah, I know.”

Andy: “So you think you can sort things out?”

Me: “yeah, I’ll come up with something, don’t worry about it.”

Andy: “Ok buddy, I’ll see you next Tuesday morning.”

Me: “Ok man, laters.”

Andy: “See ya.”

Damn it! I had the whole show planned and now I had to rearrange half the card! Not having a family of my own often caused me to forget how important a persons family is, so I suppose I sometimes forget that Andy has more important things than wrestling in his life, which I guess means I shouldn’t really get angry that Andy felt he had to pull out of the show.

I pulled my self out of bed and slumped into my computer chair. Lighting up a cigarette, I switched on the computer and started to think up what I was going to do.

With only a week to go, I had a lot of work to do.

Time: 13:45pm

Date: Saturday 1st October 2005

Place: UWA Office

The office was usually empty on Saturday so I guess it was something of a surprise to walk through the door and see Sophie sitting at her desk.

Me: “Hey, working on a Saturday huh.”

Sophie: “Yeah, I got a few things I didn’t get time to finish last week so I thought I’d drop in and get it out of the way.”

Me: “Ah, I see. So is Andy in also?”

Sophie: “No, He’s gone out fishing with a few of his buddies for the day.”

Me: “Fishing huh, I never could get into that. How’s your Mother by the way?”

Sophie looked up from her computer screen and took her glasses off. As She leaned back in her chair I couldn’t help but feel I shouldn’t have brought the subject up. Sophie’s Mother was diagnosed with cancer around a year ago. Since then, her mother’s condition had been rapidly switching between good and bad. Last I heard, Her mother was doing well, but by the look on Sophie’s face I could tell that what I heard had changed drastically.

Sophie: “Not good, not good at all.”

Me: “Damn it, sorry, I shouldn’t have brought that up, its just last I heard she was doing ok, I’m sorry.”

Sophie: “No, its ok, you didn’t know, it’s not your fault.”

Sophie looked at a photo of her and her parents on her desk as an uncomfortably silence drifted upon us. I decided to change the subject.

Me: “So uh, what’s this paper work you couldn’t wait to finish.”

Sophie: “Oh nothing important. By the way, I was going to fax you the monthly report but seeing as you’re here I might as well give it you now.”

Sophie handed me a few papers.

There’s some good news and some bad news. The good news is that we made $167740 profit boosting our funds to $854640. The bad news is that our public image dropped from 32 to 31 but it’s still early days and as the old saying goes “Rome wasn’t built in a day”. Also, Andy got Cory Diamond to agree to a written contract for 24 months, which I’m sure you’ll agree, is fantastic news.

I opened a poll on our website to compile an accurate list of our top face’s and heel’s.

Top Face’s

Andy Noble

Mike Hughes

Great British Hero

Flash Christian

Amanda Shae

Top Heel’s

Cory Diamond

Stu Odyssey

Chris Blackheart

Robbie Royce

World’s Most Dangerous Mailman

Still Cory is generating some great heat. I thought Stu would come top of the Heel’s but obviously Cory’s Mic work is really getting the fan’s attention.

Road to Glory

Sunday 18th September 2005

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Jay Harman is standing in the ring with a Mic to open up the show.

Jay: “Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the Universal Wrestling Alliance’s Road to Glory!!!”

*Small Round of Applause from the crowd*

Jay: “My name is Handsome Jay Harman and I will be your announcer for the evening. Tonight we will see eight men battle it out for a place in the fatal four way elimination match at next months show Halloween Hell! Not only that, but the winner of the fatal four way match will be crowned the FIRST EVER UWA WORLD CHAMPION!!!”

*Small pop from the crowd*

Jay: “In addition to the four qualifying matches we will see ’The Mincer’ Kriss Sprules take on a newcomer in the UWA, Jethro Jones!!! But first we are going to start things off with a revenge match from last month’s show!”

‘Dope Noise’ by Weezer Hits as Dexter Hardaway walks from the curtain (Which is just a curtain hung over a fire door) slapping the fans hands as he makes his way to the ring.

World’s Most Dangerous Mailman comes out to his rock instrumental of postman pat. Again WMD Mailman is carrying a large mailbag to the ring. He rolls in the ring and tells the ref to keep Dexter in his corner as he reaches for a Mic.

WMDM: “Ever since my victorious debut last week, everybody keeps running up to me saying “Hey Mailman, what’s in the bag?” So tonight, seeing as you people know, and especially you know,   *Pointing at Dex* That the MAILMAN ALWAYS DELIVAHHHHSSS!!!

WMDM looks out to the crowd laughing as they boo him.

WMDM: “I’m going to show each and ever one of you what is indeed in my mailbag. But only IF! And that’s a big IF! The punk standing opposite me can grow some testicles and beat me tonight in this ring!

The Crowd boo at the Mailman as he tosses the Mic to the outside.

Dexter Hardaway vs. Worlds Most Dangerous Mailman.

The bell rings.

Dex goes straight for WMDM, but WMDM rolls to the outside. Dex give chase, WMDM rolls back in after running half way around the ring, Dex rolls in and gets met by a series of boots to the head. WMDM pulls Dex up and hits a few forearms before whipping Dex off the ropes. Dex ducks an elbow attempted and scores with a spinning heel kick. He covers, 1....2.....Kick out! Dex hits a kick to the gut then whips WMDM to the turnbuckles. Dex goes to the Opposite corner, runs at WMDM and monkey flips him out of the corner. WMDM gets to his feet as Dex charges but WMDM side steps and Dex ends up on the outside. WMDM pulls Dex to the apron but gets snapped throat first across the top rope. Dex follows up with slingshot senton then covers, 1...2....Kick out. Dex pulls WMDM to his feet and whips him to the corner but gets reversed. WMDM Charges straight after but Dex slips over the top of him and into a sunset flip, 1....2.....Kick out! Both men are up quickly but Dex keeps his advantage with a quick clothesline before climbing up and connecting with a leg drop from the second rope. He covers again, 1....2....Kick out! Dex lets WMDM get to his feet and goes for a running enziguri but WMDM ducks and grabs his leg before going for a single leg crab. Dex kicks WMDM off and kips up, he charges but WMDM ducks and pulls down the rope causing Dex to fly out the ring to the floor.

WMDM uses the time to catch his breath while Dex slows rolls back in. WMDM puts the boots to Dex then starts choking him on the ropes, breaking the hold before the ref counts to five. WMDM Pulls Dex up and hits a side back breaker before going for the cover, 1...2...Kick out! WMDM digs his fingers in to Dex’s eyes, again breaking before the ref gets to five. WMDM pulls Dex to his feet and hits a few right hands to stun Dex then comes off the ropes with a high knee, then hits the ropes again and nails Dex with a jumping elbow drop. WMDM goes for a cover, 1...2....kick out! WMDM whips Dex off the ropes and gets reversed but WMDM holds on to Dex’s arm and pulls him into a hard knee setting Dex up for a DDT. WMDM covers, 1....2.....Kick out! WMDM picks Dex up and nails a back suplex, He picks up Dex again in a back suplex but swings Dex forwards and drive him face first to the mat. WMDM picks Dex up for a third time and whips him hard to the turnbuckles following up with a bulldog. WMDM plays to the crowd for a few seconds before spring boarding off the middle rope and hitting the Special delivery, he covers,1.....2......Kick out! WMDM turns to the referee and questions his count, meanwhile Dex is to his knees, WMDM spots him and delivers a swift boot to the face. WMDM pulls Dex to a sitting position then locks in a double chicken wing. Dex screams as WMDM applies the pressure but refuses to give up, he trys to use his strength to pull his arms away but WMDM is has the hold on really tight. The crowd starts to cheer Dex on giving him a rush of adrenaline. Dex starts stamping his foot as the crowd gets even more behind him. Dex gets to his feet but WMDM kicks him in the back of the leg sending him back down to his knees. Dex fights the pain and again makes it to his feet and starts to move towards the corner. Despite WMDM trying to pull Dex back, Dex gets to the corner, runs up the turnbuckles and flips over behind WMDM. Dex charges towards WMDM goes for a clothesline but Dex ducks, jumps on to the middle turnbuckle, jumps off, turning in mid air and hits a hurricanrana on WMDM leaving both men down on the canvas.

The referee gets to an eight count as both men get to their feet. Dex runs at WMDM ducking a clothesline then comes off the opposite ropes with a tilt a whirl DDT, he covers, 1.....2......Kick out! Dex picks up WMDM in a fireman's carry then forward somersaults driving WMDM back first to the mat. Dex then jumps to the middle turnbuckle and back off to hit a moonsault with some serious hang time. 1....2.....Kick out. Dex goes to whip WMDM to the corner but gets reversed WMDM charges but eats turnbuckle. Dex measures WMDM and hits a running enziguri, he covers,1.....2......Kick out. Dex clenches his fists and pounds the mat in frustration before arguing about the ref’s count. Meanwhile WMDM has pulled his mailbag from his corner. Dex goes for WMDM, WMDM turns with mailbag in hand and swings but Dex ducks and hits an edge o matic. Dex goes to the apron and signals for a springboard manoeuvre as the ref turns from the action to get the mailbag out of the ring. Dex springboards and gets caught with a low blow in the form of a dropkick to the groin. The referee turns around a second too late after getting the mailbag out of the ring. WMDM pulls Dex up and hits the Parcel Bomb. 1.......2.......3!

WINNER: Worlds Most Dangerous Mailman

WMDM rolls out the ring to get his mailbag before walking to the back with his arm raised to boos from the crowd as Dex gets checked over by the referee.

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Match: 59%

Crowd: 14%

Overall: 32%

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Qualifying Match for fatal four way

Stu Odyssey vs. Flash Christian

Flash Christian’s European techno music blast through the P.A. as he makes his way from behind the curtain. Flash looks ready to go tonight as he flips over the top rope into the ring before playing to the crowd.

‘I Disappear’ hits as Stu Odyssey walks from behind to the curtain. He makes his way to the ring insulting the fans as they boo and give him the finger. Stu stops and taunts the fans some more; meanwhile inside the ring Flash charges and catches Stu with a suicide dive through the middle rope.

Flash gets to his feet first. He pulls Stu to his feet and hits Stu with a stiff chop. Flash hits a few right hands. Stu gets away from Flash by rolling into the ring, Flash follows as the bell sounds. Stu runs of the ropes but gets leapfrogged by Flash before getting caught big drop kick. Flash whips Stu off the ropes but gets reversed, Stu holds on to his arm and pulls him back into a hard clothesline. Stu hooks Flash up for his Tiger bomb to end it early but flash slips out and rolls Stu up, 1.....2.....Kick out! Stu rushes to get to his feet but Flash is quicker and knocks Stu to the outside with a front dropkick. As Stu recovers Flash goes for a flying body press to the outside but Stu moves causing Flash to crash straight to the floor. Stu picks Flash up and drives him back first into the apron. Stu then pounds Flash with right hands until Flash slumps down to a seated position. Stu takes a few steps back measuring Flash then scoring with a stiff boot to the head. Stu rolls back in and mouths off at a few fans as the ref starts his count. The ref gets to 7 before Flash gets to the apron. Stu goes to meet him but gets a shoulder to the gut. Flash goes for a sunset flip but Stu grabs the ropes for a cheap pin, 1.....2...... The ref notices Stu has the ropes, Stu lets go and Flash hooks his arms for the cover, 1......2......Kick out! Stu being the fresher man gets to his feet first and stomps Flash around the neck area before choking Flash with his foot, breaking the hold before the Ref gets to five. Stu pulls Flash to his feet and hits a stalling suplex, he covers,1.....2......Kick out! Stu picks Flash up by the hair and whips him to the turnbuckles following up with a hard knee to the chest. Stu drives a few more knees into Flash’s gut then lifts him to a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Flash kicks Stu in the face and counters with a tornado DDT. Flash takes a few seconds put finally gets to his feet and hits Stu with a standing SSP,1......2......Kick out!

Flash, still a bit groggy, gets to his feet but Stu is also up. Stu goes to attack Flash but Flash hits a drop kick to the knee slowing him down, He then comes off the ropes and hits a shining wizard before going for a cover, 1......2......Kick out! Flash goes to the corner, climbs up and comes off with a frog splash! He covers, 1.......2........Kick out! Flash pulls Stu up, grabs his arm, puts his leg over the back of Stus neck and jumps hitting a nice hurricanrana followed by a lionsault, 1.......2.......Kick out! Flash pulls Stu to his feet into reverse DDT but Stu turns out of it and hits a few punches to the gut. Stu lifts Flash up for another stalling suplex but Flash slips out and drop kicks Stu in the back causing him to land throat first on the middle rope. Flash plays to the fans briefly and then goes for a 619 but Stu ducks, Flash turns around into a boot to the gut, Stu quickly sets Flash up and goes for his Tiger bomb for the second time but Flash counters in mid air and hits a X factor style face jam, Flash covers, 1.....2......Kick out! Flash grabs Stu’s legs and attempts a sharpshooter but Stu rakes the eyes in desperation. Stu gets to his feet and gets a double leg take down before sling shotting Flash to the corner but Flash lands feet first, Stu turns around and gets caught with a cross body from Flash, 1....2......Kick out! Both men get to there feet. Stu almost kills Flash with a hard clothesline but instead of covering Stu takes a few seconds to recover. Stu lifts Flash up and locks him in a gory stretch. Flash screams as Stu really pulls on the hold but refuses to give it up. Stu drops Flash to the mat and starts putting the boots to him before picking Flash up a hitting a big side back breaker, Stu covers, 1.....2......Kick out. Stu hooks Flash up and hits a quick snap suplex. Stu goes to corner and starts to climb the turnbuckles. Flash gets up and catches Stu at the top. Flash hits a high kick to the head stunning Stu and climbs up. Flash signals for a hurricanrana but Stu catches him with a few rights. Stu double under hooks Flash’s arms, lifts him up and hits the Tiger bomb from the top! Stu covers, 1......2........3.

WINNER: Stu Odyssey

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Match: 74%

Crowd: 20%

Overall: 42%

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As the ref checks on Flash, Stu walks over to Jay and snatches the Mic from his hand.

Stu: “Flash Christian. You’re good but obviously not good enough, So get the hell out of my ring!!! Next month, Halloween Hell, Its going to be four men battling it out in a four way elimination match. I don’t care if its the near four hundred pound giant GBH, I don’t care its the ‘Peoples choice’ Robbie Royce and I sure as hell don’t care if its Andy Noble. Stu Odyssey is walking in to Halloween Hell with one goal and one goal only, and that’s to destroy the competition! I will annihilate anybody who dares step into the ring with me! The road to glory may have started here tonight, but whatever happens it ends with Stu Odyssey becoming the FIRST EVER Universal Wrestling Alliance Champion!.

Stu drops the Mic and goes to leave but stops between the ropes. He turns around and looks at Flash trying to get back to his feet after taking that hard Tiger bomb from the top rope. Stu climbs back in and boots Flash in the face causing Flash to roll to the outside. ‘I disappear’ hits and Stu climbs out of the ring to taunt the crowd before walking to the back.

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Overall: 48%

Stu Gained 1 point of overness

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The kids aren’t alright’ Hits as Cory Diamond makes his way to the ring. Cory climbs up on the apron and gives the crowd a cocky grin before raising his arms to a chorus of boos and a few ’Faggot’ chants.

Cory grabs a Mic from ringside.

Cory: “Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and Girls. The SUPERSTAR IS HEEEREEEEEE!!!!”

*The crowd boo aggressively*

Cory: “Now, those who bothered to come to this dump last month would know that Cory was involved in a two on one handicap match. And those who bothered to show up may have also noticed that Cory didn’t actually get to step into the ring in that match. But what confuses Cory is that those inbred, fat, lumps of donkey crap that bothered to show up actually think that the reason Cory didn’t step in the ring because he is scared of that big, sweaty, out of shape fat ass, The Great British Hero. Now come on people! Any idiot could see that......well, I guess that kind explains it so let me rephrase that. What all you idiot’s don’t see is that Cory doesn’t need to prove to anybody that he’s the best in the world inside this ring. And to be honest just the thought of putting my hands on GBH’s dirty, hairy, poor excuse for a body make’s vomit ease its way up my throat and ugh!!!*Cory chokes* You know what, forget it. Just talking about that greasy ball of lard is making Cory sick. Basically GBH, Cory is gonna deal with you when Cory sees fit so just think you’re self lucky that you’re not going to be humiliated in this ring tonight!”

Cory again gives a cocky grin as the crowd start throwing trash into the ring.

Cory: “Now that that’s out of the way Cory would like to talk about more important things, Like Cory cementing his Superstar status in the Universal Wrestling Alliance by becoming the FIRST EVAHHH UWA WORLD CHAMPION!!!! You see.......”

‘Frigging in the Rigging’ blasts through the P.A. Interrupting Cory as Captain Cutthroat makes his way to the ring with his Jolly Roger flag over his shoulder. A look of concern comes over Cory’s face as CC snatches the Mic from his hand.

CC: “ARRR Cory!!! Last month you were indeed in a two verses one match, but it be only I that was battling the demon from deep GBH!!! You left me on my own Cory Diamond and for that....you’re going to walk the plank!!!”

Captain Cutthroat advances towards Cory, ready to crack his skull with his flagpole. Cory backs off.

Cory: “Woah Woah Woah Cap-E-Tan!! Wait a second!!! Just hear me out!!!”

Captain Cutthroat lowers the flag.

Cory: “That’s right, easy man, easy. You got a right to be mad, I mean Cory did leave you on own. But Cory didn’t mean to abandon you, oh no, you see Cap-E-tan Cory knows something, and that is that you, Captain Cutthroat, is one of the toughest, most courageous men on the face of this earth. I mean Cory knows you’ve sailed the seven seas, and Cory knows that you’ve wrestled and killed giant squids with your bare hands. So naturally Cory thought that you didn’t need any help against GBH.”

Captain Cutthroat interrupts.

CC: “ARRRR I didn’t need any help is true, GBH got lucky.”

Cory: “That’s right! GBH got lucky. So why waste your anger on me when we can work as a team and take GBH out!”

CC: “AAARRRR OK!!! Tonight we destroy GBH!!!”

Cory: “Woah! Hold on there a second. Cory would be more than happy join forces with you tonight to take down GBH but Cory already has plans tonight. You see Cap-E-tan, tonight Cory has to wrestle Mike Hughes, and if Cory doesn’t beat Mike Hughes then Cory doesn’t get a chance to get the gold. You like gold don’t you Cat-e-tan?”

CC: “ARRRRR!”

Cory: “Well then let’s cut a deal. If you help Cory tonight, and Cory gets the gold at Halloween Hell, which he will, then Cory will share it with you and then we will take out GBH!”

CC: “ARRRR and all I got to do is help you tonight?”

Cory: “That’s all you got to do Cap-E-tan, and just let me say, It would be an honour to have a man like yourself in Cory’s corner tonight.”

Captain Cutthroat looks at the crowd as they shout out, advising Cutthroat not to trust Cory.

CC: “ARRRRRRR, You got a deal!!!”

Cory and Captain Cutthroat shake hands as the crowd boo.  

 

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Overall: 38%

Cory Diamond gained 1 point of overness

Captain Cutthroat gained 2 points of overness

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Qualifying Match for fatal four way

Cory Diamond vs. ‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes

‘The final countdown’ Hit as ‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes comes from behind the curtain slapping the fans hands as he walks to the ring. Hughes’s arm is taped up due to the chair attack he suffered from Robbie Royce at the last show.

Cory and Captain Cutthroat slide out the ring as Mike Hughes slides in and plays to the crowd. As the music fades out, Cory slides back in and the bell rings.

Both men circle each other before locking up. Hughes easily being the stronger of the two launches Cory across the ring. Cory gets back to his feet and locks up with Hughes again only to get launched across the ring once more. Cory is starting to show signs of frustration as he gets ready to lock up again. As Hughes goes to lock up Cory boots him in the gut and follows up with a closed fist to the face. Cory punches Hughes to the ropes and whips him off only to get reversed and caught with a belly to belly suplex by Hughes. Cory rolls out the ring to recover and gets some words of encouragement from Captain Cutthroat as Hughes plays to the crowd. Hughes gets tired of waiting and reaches over the ropes grabbing Cory by the hair. Hughes pulls Cory to the apron and launches him back in the ring. CC jumps up to distract Hughes but gets nailed with a right hand for his efforts. Hughes whips Cory off the ropes and hits a flying shoulder tackle. Hughes whips Cory off the ropes again and goes for a back body drop but gets a kick to the chest from Cory. Cory comes off the ropes but Hughes catches him and plants him with a big power slam, he covers,1.....2.....Kick out! Hughes waits for Cory to get up then hits then ropes but CC trips him causing Hughes to fall face first to the mat. Cory Stomps on the injured arm of Hughes before draping it over the ropes and puling on it, breaking the hold before the Ref counts to five. Cory puts Hughes’s arm over the top rope, goes out to the apron and jumps off snapping Hughes arm over the top rope. Cory rolls back in. Captain Cutthroat jumps on the apron distracting the ref giving Cory a chance to hold Hughes legs and drive his knee into the groin. Captain Cutthroat jumps down as Cory covers, 1......2.......Kick out! Cory pulls Hughes to his feet before throwing him out to the floor through the middle rope. As Cory distracts the ref, Captain Cutthroat wraps Hughes arm around the post and yanks on it putting strain on the joint. Captain Cutthroat rolls Hughes back in the ring as the ref shouts at him, telling him not to touch Hughes.

Cory hammerlocks Hughes and drives him arm first into the turnbuckle. Cory then grabs Hughes arm and hits a bulldog on it causing Hughes to grab his arm and scream in pain, Cory covers,1.......2......Kick out! Cory pulls Hughes to his feet and twists his arm before hitting a few chops. *crowd wooo’s* Cory whips Hughes and goes for a leap frog but Hughes catches him and hits a reverse atomic drop followed by a clothesline but Hughes can’t follow up because the clothesline hurt his arm. Hughes pulls Cory to his feet and boots him in the gut. Hughes whips Cory off the ropes and catches Cory for a scrap buster but Cory reverses mid move and hits a single arm DDT. Cory Climbs to the top and comes off with a knee drop to the arm as Hughes screams in pain. Cory grabs Hughes arm and locks in an arm bar. Hughes screams as Cory pulls back on the joint. Hughes try’s desperately to reach the ropes as Cory pulls back even harder yelling at Hughes to give it up. Hughes starts to move towards the ropes as the small crowd try to get behind him. Hughes gets inches away from the ropes, he reaches out but still cant quite get there. Cory pulls back even further, Hughes starts to fade, the pain looks like its to much for Hughes to take. The ref lifts Hughes free arm then lets goes, it starts to fall but at the last second stays up. Hughes in a last desperate attempt stretches out and grabs the bottom rope. Cory slaps the mat in frustration. Cory pulls Hughes to his feet, his left arm almost limp. Cory suddenly gets caught in a small package by Hughes but Captain Cutthroat is up on the apron distracting the ref as Hughes clearly has Cory pinned. Cory gets out and stomps the arm of Hughes as the ref turns around to the action.

Cory waits for Hughes to get to his feet, he measures him and scores with the diamond cutter, he covers,1.......2.......Kick out! Cory again slaps the mat in frustration. Cory calls out to Cutthroat for a chair, Cutthroat grabs a chair, folds it and slides it to Cory. Cory puts his foot on Hughes’s arm and raises the chair but the ref, from behind, pulls it out of Cory’s hands. Cory turns and argues with the ref in which the ref responds by telling him if he uses the chair he’ll lose the match. Cory turns around to Hughes and signals for the Diamond Drill. Cory lifts Hughes intro position but Hughes slips out and hits Cory with a reverse neck breaker. Both men lay on the canvas as the ref starts to count. Captain Cutthroat is slapping the mat trying to get Cory up. the ref gets to 9 as both men get to there feet. Cory throws a punch, Hughes blocks and connects with a punch of his own, and another ,and another. Hughes whips Cory of the ropes with his good arm and hits a back body drop. Cory gets back to his feet but eats a dropkick from Hughes. Hughes pulls Cory to his feet and boots him in the gut before hitting a DDT. Instead of covering Hughes goes to the corner and climbs up. Cory gets up to his feet and gets levelled with a top rope clothesline. Hughes takes a few seconds to get to his feet. Captain Cutthroat slides in and charges at Hughes but gets spinebusterd on top of Cory. Hughes goes to the corner and starts stomping his foot signalling for the Mighty Boot! Cory and Captain Cutthroat get to their feet. Hughes Charges at Cory, at the last second Cory grabs Cutthroat and pulls him in front of him causing Cutthroats head to get taken off by Hughes with the mighty boot! Hughes looks down briefly at Cutthroat giving Cory time to roll him up and grab the tights,1......2.......3!

WINNER: Cory Diamond

Cory rolls out of the ring as Hughes, still holding his arm, argues with the ref about Cory holding his tights.

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Match: 58%

Crowd: 21%

Overall: 36%

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Handsome Jay Harman is in the ring with a Mic.

Jay: “Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the guest ring announcer for the upcoming bout. The Gorgeous Amanda Shae!!!!”

Amanda makes her way to the ring smiling and waving to the delight of the male fans in attendance. Jay holds the ropes open for Amanda as she gets into the ring before handing her the Mic and leaving the ring.

Amanda: “Hey everybody!!!”

*Males in the crowd wolf whistle*

Amanda: “You all enjoying the show?”

*More whistles*

Amanda: “OK! Lets get this next match started! Introducing first the.......”

Amanda is interrupted by ‘YMCA’ as Melicious leads a ‘The Mincer’ Kriss Sprules out from behind the curtain with a dog leash. Sprules climbs in the ring and up the turnbuckle, rubbing his flabby body over to the disgust of the crowd before being yanked off on his ass by Melicious. Melicious snatches the Mic from Amanda.

Melicious: “Listen to me you skank! I’m the only one that introduces Kriss Sprules so why don't you take your anorexic ass back on the street corner where it belongs you slut!!!”

Melicious rears back and floors Amanda with a slap to the face. Jay reaches in to Amanda and carry’s her to the back to get her checked out.

Melicious: “Tonight, my man has the revolting task of getting up close and personal with that slack jawed hillbilly Jethro!!! Jethro, tonight you’re going to face a real man’s man, The Mincer Kriss Sprules!!!”

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Overall: 35%

Amanda Shae gained 3 points of overness

Melicious gained 1 point of overness

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Jerthro Jones doesn't wait for his theme music to hit and storms the ring causing Melicious to bail. Sprules tries to bail also but Jethro grabs his dog leash. Sprules begs off but Jethro isn’t having any of it. Jethro starts to swing Sprules around before throwing him over the top rope to a small pop from the crowd in which Jethro responds by running around the ring barking Rick Steiner style. Melicious unhooks Sprules from his leash and tells him to get in the ring but Sprules begs her not to make him fight Jethro. Jethro reaches over the rope and grabs Sprules by his pink afro dragging him into the ring as the bell rings.

Jethro pulls Sprules up and delivers a hard head butt to Sprules, which Sprules sells by bumping like a sack of shit. Jethro pulls Sprules to his feet and whips him off the ropes, following up with a big clothesline, again Sprules bumps like a sack of shit. Jethro hits the ropes and hits a big leg drop on Sprules before covering,1......2.......Kick out! Jethro pulls Sprules to his knees and hits a right hand, which Sprules no sells and hits Jethro in the gut with a weak right of his own. Sprules gets to his feet and hits a DDT on Jethro which more looked like Sprules collapsing while applying a front face lock. Sprules covers, 1.....2......Kick out! Sprules goes to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top but he cant balance and falls off. *Crowd laugh* Jethro thinks fast and drops and elbow on Sprules. Jethro Pulls Sprules to his feet and body slams him to the mat. Jethro pulls Sprules up again and whips him to the ropes before taking Sprules down with a hip toss, Jethro covers,1......2......Kick out! Jethro holds Sprules up and hits a left jab, and another, and another then he comes off the ropes with a solid right hand flooring Sprules. Jethro lets Sprules get to his feet then hits the ropes but Melicious pulls the top rope down and Jethro tumbles to the outside. Sprules, who is seriously sucking wind, distracts the ref while Melicious whips Jethro across the back with the leash. The ref turns as Melicious stops her assault and starts his count. The ref gets to 7 as Jethro climbs back in only to get hit with the clothesline from hull! Sprules covers, 1......2......Kick out! Sprules whips Jethro to the corner and follows up with a running belly push causing Jethro to slump down to a seated position. Sprules starts to wiggle his hips signalling for a stink face but as he goes for it Jethro puts his foot on sprules’s ass and launches him across the ring causing Sprules to fall his face into the canvas (because he cant bump properly and protect himself) Jethro gets up and picks Sprules up by the hair. Jethro lifts Sprules up on his shoulder and hits a snake eyes on the turnbuckle. As Sprules wanders around dazed, Jethro comes off the ropes with a big boot to Sprules. Jethro pick Sprules up and backs him up the ropes, He than calls out “Axe B-B-B-BLAARRGGHH!!” Then proceeds to whips Spurles to the ropes a hit an Axe bomber K.O.ing  Sprules. It looks like Jethro is going to finish it but Melicious has climbed in to the ring. She screams at Jethro and threatens to slap Jethro in the face. Suddenly Amanda Shae runs from behind the curtain. Amanda grabs Melicious by the legs and drags her under the bottom rope to the outside where the two woman then get in to a catfight!. Jethro turns around to Sprules, who was planning to sneak attack, And boots him in the gut before hitting the Jethro driver! (Snow plow) he covers, 1......2......3.

WINNER: Jethro Jones

Jethro goes to the outside and pulls Amanda off Melicious. Amanda is kicking and screaming, wanting to beat the hell out of Melicious some more so Jethro picks her up and slings her over his shoulder before walking to the back.

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Match: 41%

Crowd: 16%

Overall: 31%

Jethro gained 1 point of overness

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Qualifying Match for fatal four way

Great British Hero vs. Robbie Royce

   

‘Rule Britannia’ hits as GBH walks out to a mild pop from the small crowd. GBH, with the Union Jack flag draped over his shoulders, climbs into the ring and plays to the crowd holding the flag in the air.

‘Hate to say I told you so’ blasts through the gym as Robbie Royce struts from behind the curtain posing to the boo’s of the fans. Robbie climbs on the apron and jumps over the top rope to the inside where he calls for a Mic.

RR: “Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I, The people’s choice, Robbie Royce! *crowd boo* Tonight, everybody’s favourite wrestler has a chance to qualify for the four way title match at Halloween Hell. Now I know what you’re all thinking, you’re thinking “Robbie, your just a lightweight, how are you going to overcome the giant GBH?” Well, well my loyal followers, never fear because as long as Robbie is here for the people, then Robbie knows that the people are here for Robbie, after all, I’m not just the greatest, I’m not just the best, I’m the people’s choice, Robbie Roy......”

Obviously GBH is tired of Robbie’s rambling and decided to cut his speech short with a huge right hand. The bell rings.

GBH goes to work on RR with clubbing forearms to the neck area before planting RR with a big body slam. GBH hits the ropes for a big elbow drop but RR bails to the outside before GBH can drop it. Robbie grabs a Mic.

RR: “GBH! Don’t you EVER interrupt the people’s choice while he is addressing his followers. For that I’m gonna break your.......”

RR drops the Mic as GBH climbs to the outside to get him. RR runs around the ring and rolls in where he waits for GBH. GBH rolls in and RR ambushes him with a few right hands only to get shoved across the ring by GBH. GBH gets to his feet and advances towards RR but RR hides behind the ref. As the ref tells GBH to get to his corner, RR reaches over the refs shoulder and pokes GBH in the eye. With the advantage, RR hits some stiff rights to the kidney area. GBH goes down to one knee as RR hits the ropes, GBH suddenly springs up and catches RR with a big belly to belly Suplex, he covers, 1....2....Kick out! GBH pulls RR to his feet and lifts him in a gorilla press before dumping him on his face, GBH then hits the ropes and drops a huge elbow to the back of RR’s head, he covers, 1...2.....Kick out! GBH picks RR up and hits a suplex. GBH picks RR up again and whips him to the ropes following up with a clothesline, he covers, 1......2.....Kick out! GBH whips RR to the ropes and hits a big power slam. Instead of cover GBH raises one finger before whipping RR to the ropes and hitting a second big power slam, GBH covers, 1......2......Kick out! GBH drags RR to his feet and hits a head butt forcing RR back to the corner. GBH plays to the crowd for a few seconds before charging, but RR avoids leaving GBH to smash his head into the exposed steel. RR took the turnbuckle pad off while GBH was playing to the fans! RR covers,1......2.....Kick out! RR gets up and starts stomping GBH all over. RR climbs up the second rope and hits a diving elbow to GBH’s neck, he covers, 1......2......Kick out! RR pulls GBH to a seated position and comes off the ropes driving a double footed dropkick to GBH’s face busting open his bottom lip. RR picks GBH up in a front face lock and proceeds to knee GBH repeatedly before hitting a DDT, he covers,1.....2.....Kick out! RR picks GBH up and pushes him into a corner before climbing up and punching GBH. Robbie starts counting his own punches as the crowd boo. A few punches in GBH grabs RR and throws him over the top to the outside before going down to one knee to catch his breath.

The ref gets to 7 count before RR rolls back in only to get caught by GBH. GBH whips RR to the ropes and hits a back body drop. RR bounces back up and gets dropped again with a clothesline, and a second, and then big boot to the face. GBH measures RR and drops a diving head butt before covering, 1.....2......Kick out! GBH drags RR to the his feet, whips RR to the ropes, GBH swings but RR ducks underneath, RR comes off the opposite ropes but get planted with a spine buster, he covers, 1.....2......Kick out! GBH pulls RR up and whips him to the corner, crushing the ref in the process. GBH charges and avalanches RR, again crushing the ref in the corner. RR takes a few steps before collapsing in the middle of the ring. GBH takes his chance and hits the Big Daddy Splash!, he covers but there no ref to make the count. GBH goes over to wake the ref but the ref is K.O’ed. GBH walks back over to RR but get caught with a low blow. Knowing the ref is down; RR rolls to the outside and grabs a chair before rolling back in. RR raises the chair to hit GBH but suddenly out of nowhere the chair is pulled out of his hands; RR turns around to see Mike Hughes! RR begs off as Mike obviously is looking for revenge after the beating RR gave him at the last show. Hughes lifts the chair to strike but notices RR looking past him at something, Hughes turns and gets nailed with a Diamond Cutter! Cory Diamond and Captain Cutthroat are in the ring! Cory and CC dump Hughes to the outside before jumping on GBH and beating the hell out of him. RR joins in on the assault wearing GBH down with stiff boots. The three pick GBH up and pound him with punches in kicks. Meanwhile on the outside, Hughes has recovered! He slides in and like a house on fire fights off all three men with a barrage of right hands and clotheslines. Cory and CC bail, RR is left in the ring, Hughes picks up the chair, and RR turns and gets planted with a vicious chair shot! GBH gets to his feet and hits the Big Daddy Splash on RR as Hughes revives the ref, 1......2........3!

WINNER: Great British Hero

The small crowd cheer as Mike Hughes climbs in the ring to congratulate GBH on his victory and celebrate with GBH to the crowd.

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Match: 54%

Crowd: 18%

Overall: 32%

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Qualifying Match for fatal four way       

Andy Noble vs. Chris Blackheart

Chris Blackheart comes out to the sound of ’Killing in the name of’ by RATM. He walks towards the ring giving a cold stare out to the fans before rolling into the ring and cracking his knuckles, waiting for his opponent.

‘I get knocked down’ hits as Andy Noble comes out to the biggest pop of the night. He plays to the crowd before stopping outside the ring. Andy looks up at Blackheart pointing at him before sliding into the ring. As the music fades out, the bell rings.

Both men circle each other before locking up. Noble grabs Blackheart in a head lock, Blackheart turns out of it in to an hammerlock, Noble reverses, Blackheart hits and elbow and goes behind for a waist lock, Noble reverses, Blackheart reverses, Noble turns out and takes Blackheart down with a drop toe hold and again applies the head lock. Blackheart gets to his feet and pushes Noble the ropes. Before the ref can break the hold Blackheart launches Noble to the ropes, Noble come back and drops Blackheart with a shoulder block and hits the ropes again, Blackheart stays down flat, Noble jumps over him and comes of the opposite ropes, Blackheart catches Noble with an arm drag, Noble bounces straight up and hits an arm drag on Blackheart, Noble goes for a hip toss but Blackheart lands on his feet, Blackheart takes Noble down with a fireman’s carry, Blackheart goes to grab Noble but Noble pushes Blackheart off with his feet before the two men quickly get back to their feet into a stand off.

*Round of applause from the small crowd*

Both men circle each other again before locking up. This time Blackheart grabs Noble in a headlock take down, Noble wraps his legs around Blackhearts head, Blackheart pushes out only to get taking down with an arm drag into an arm bar, Blackheart quickly rolls out and applies an arm bar of his own, Blackheart switches to a headlock, Noble launches Blackheart to the ropes, Noble goes for a leapfrog, Blackheart puts on the brakes and takes Noble down with snap mere, Blackheart applies a chin lock, Noble counters with a hammerlock, Blackheart counters with a hammerlock of his own, Noble counters again, Blackheart takes Noble down with a leg trip before diving on Noble to get a headlock, Noble dodges and dives on Blackheart for a headlock and succeeds, Blackheart gets the head scissors, Noble breaks out, both men get to there feet, and the technical wrestling is thrown straight out the window as Blackheart kills Noble with a stiff clothesline before putting the boots in. 

Blackheart picks Noble up and hits snap suplex. Blackheart picks Noble up again and kicks him in the gut before coming off the ropes with a spinning neckbreaker, he covers, 1......2......Kick out! Blackheart stomps away on the neck Noble a few times then proceeds to drop three consecutive elbows to the back of Noble’s Neck. Blackheart picks Noble up for a reverse DDT and drops him neck first to his knee. Blackheart turns Noble over and comes off the ropes with a leg drop to the back of the neck and again of the ropes but this time with a knee drop to the same area, he covers, 1.....2......Kick out! Blackheart positions Noble for a piledriver but Noble back drops out of it. As he clutches his neck, Noble takes Blackheart down with a flying reverse elbow. Noble waits for Blackheart to get to his feet and charges but Blackheart counters with stun gun causing Nobles neck to snap back. Blackheart, wasting no time, quickly hooks Noble up and nails a piledriver, he covers, 1......2......Kick out! Blackheart drags Nobles to his feet, whips him off the ropes and hits a nice jumping leg lariat, he covers, 1.....2.....Kick out! Blackheart does a cut throat motion and goes to lock in the Cold Clutch but Noble quickly gets away to the ropes. Blackheart puts the boot to Noble before picking him up and whipping him hard to the corner. Blackheart hits a series of stiff chops before hoisting Noble up and sitting him on the top turnbuckle. Blackheart climbs up and goes for a superplex but Noble fights out of it and pushes Blackheart off the top. Blackheart gets to his feet as Noble leaps from the top and scores with a picture perfect cross body, 1.......2.......Kick out! Both men take a while to get to there feet, Noble blocks a Blackheart punch and rocks him with one of his own, and again, and again, Noble comes off the ropes for a clothesline but Blackheart catches him, Blackheart goes for the Black Out but Noble reverses with a northern lights suplex, 1.......2.......Kick out! Noble is just about up first, he boots Blackheart in the gut and follows up with a gutwrench suplex, he covers, 1.....2.....Kick out! Noble slowly gets back to his feet still holding his neck; Blackheart is up but Noble stays on him with a few chops and right hands. Noble hooks Blackheart up for a suplex but Blackheart slips behind and hits a German suplex, Blackheart keeps the fingers locked, pulls Noble to his feet and hits another German suplex, again Blackheart, still with the fingers locked, pulls Noble up and goes for another German but Noble breaks Blackheart’s grip and goes behind hitting German suplex of his own. Noble, keeping his fingers locked, drags Blackheart up and hits a second German suplex. Still with the fingers locked, Noble pulls Blackheart to his feet for a third German but Blackheart breaks his grip and goes behind hitting a dragon suplex!, 1......2.......Kick out!!!!!

Both men lay on the mat exhausted. Black heart start to stir but Noble is still down. Blackheart slowly crawls over to Noble and gets to his feet, he grabs Nobles legs and goes to turn him over for the Cold Clutch but Noble reaches up and gets a small package on Blackheart, 1......2......Kick out! Blackheart gets to his feet and hits a few kicks to Nobles neck. Blackheart slowly goes to the corner and starts to climb the turnbuckles, half way up Noble starts to stir, Blackheart reaches the top but in gets caught with a desperate shot to the gut from Noble. Noble hits another shot to the gut and starts to climb up, Blackheart hits a right hand on Noble, and second right hand, and a third, Noble looks like he about to fall but holds on and in desperation grabs Blackheart and hits an overhead belly to belly off the top! Both men are down as the ref starts to count. The ref reaches 9 as Noble lifts his arm and drapes it over Blackheart, 1......2......Kick out! Noble crawls over to the ropes to pull him self up as does Blackheart. Both men get to there feet and meet in the middle, they start trading blows, Noble gets the advantage and whips Blackheart off the ropes but Blackheart reverses, Nobles comes off the ropes, Blackheart puts his head down and Noble catches him with a double under hook suplex. Noble starts to get a rush of adrenaline as the crowd get behind him. Noble pulls Blackheart to his feet and hits a series of forearms. Noble whips Blackheart off the ropes and catches him with and overhead belly to belly suplex, he covers, 1......2......Kick out! Noble picks Blackheart up hits a suplex, Noble pulls Blackheart up again and hits a brainbuster, he covers,1......2......Kick out! Noble goes to pick Blackheart up again but Blackheart rakes the eyes. Blackheart whips Noble to the corner and charges but Noble gets the feet up and Blackheart eats boot. Noble quickly climbs to the top and goes for a drop kick but Blackheart catches Noble and quickly locks in the Cold Clutch! Blackheart pulls back on the hold with all his strength as Noble screams in pain. luckily Noble is close to the ropes and reaches out grabbing the bottom rope quickly but that doesn’t stop Blackheart making the most of it and releasing the hold as the ref gets to a 4 count. Blackheart drags Noble to his feet and delivers a hard elbow to the back of his neck. Blackheart whips Noble to the ropes and goes for a leapfrog but Noble counters with a spear in mid air! Noble grabs Blackhearts legs and drags him to the centre of the ring before locking in a sharpshooter. the roles are switched as this time its Blackheart screaming and Noble pulls back on the hold. Blackheart pulls himself a few feet towards the ropes but Noble quickly drags him back to the centre. Noble pulls back even further as Blackheart screams! Blackheart lifts his hand up, its looks like he’s going to tap, no wait, Blackheart is pulling himself to the ropes, but he cant make it all the way, Noble pulls back even harder on the hold, Blackheart is inches away from the ropes, his hand is up, he’s going to tap, Blackheart in one final effort stretches out and grabs the bottom rope! Noble cant believe it! Noble pulls Blackheart to the centre of the ring, he rears back and swings but Blackheart ducks and nails Noble with the Black Out! he covers, 1.......2.......2.999999 Kick out!!! Blackheart turns to ref, he cant believe Noble kicked out! Blackheart pulls Noble to his feet and hits a few right hands. Blackheart picks Noble up for a body Slam but Noble slips behind and hits Blackheart with the Black Out!, Noble covers, 1.......2.......Kick out!!!! Blackheart kicked out of his own move! Noble slowly gets to his feet, He walks over to Blackheart and drags him up by his hair. Noble Whips Blackheart off the ropes and goes to kick Blackheart in the gut but Blackheart catches the foot, spins Noble around and hits the Double Arm Implant DDT, Noble’s Own Move!!! but Blackheart cant follow up with a cover.

The ref starts the count as both men lay on the mat exhausted. Blackheart gets to his feet first as the ref gets to 9. Blackheart boot Noble in the gut and whips him off the ropes and follows up with an elbow, he covers, 1......2.......Kick out! Blackheart picks Noble up and whips him to the corner. Blackheart kicks Noble in the gut and lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. Blackheart follows Noble up, hooks him up, and hits a superplex before slowly making the cover, 1.......2.......Kick out! Blackheart gets to his feet and applies a waist lock, he goes to suplex Noble but Noble reverses and hits a Tiger suplex, 1......2......2.999999999 Kick out!!! That took a lot out of both men. Both competitors get to their feet, Noble grabs Blackheart but Blackheart pushes his hands away and hits a T-bone Suplex. Blackheart crawls over to the ropes and pulls him self to his feet before doing a cut throat motion to the crowd. Blackheart lets Noble get to his feet and goes to boot him in the gut, but Noble blocks and again goes to hit Blackheart with his own Black Out move, Blackheart Reverses and goes for The Black Out his self, Noble turns out of it and hit his Double Arm Implant DDT to a huge pop from the small crowd! He covers, 1........2....... The bell rings! Noble raises his arms as the ref goes to converse with Jay. Jay gets on the Mic

Jay: “Ladies and Gentlemen, due yo the time limit expiring, the referee has declared this match a draw!”

WINNER: DRAW

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Match: 76%

Crowd: 27%

Overall: 49%

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Andy Noble can’t believe it! He thought he had it! As Blackheart pulls himself to his feet, Noble approaches him and extends his hand. Blackheart looks at Noble’s handshake offer, he stares Noble in the eye and turns away before leaving the ring to a chorus of boo’s. Noble plays to the crowd briefly before making his way to the back also. Jay climbs into the ring with his Mic.

Jay: “What a match! What a night! Ladies and gentlemen thanks you for coming out, I’m Handsome Jay Harman and this was UWA Road to Glory!!!”

End of Show

Finally caught up and have to say this diary is awsome. I like how you booked the Austin/Raven and Matt/EdgE fueds, and I'm loving Jericho's title reign even though I thought Eddie was going to steal it at starrcade. Hopefully after dropping the U.S. title Christian will eventually get a ME push (Y)

Time: 10:03am

Date: Friday 9th September 2005

Place: UWA Office

As I walked into the reception area I noticed Sophie was talking on the phone. Not wanting to disturb her, I quietly moved towards the coffee machine and poured some into a plastic cup. I took a few sips while I waited for Sophie to finish up with her call. After a couple more sips I felt a lump slide down my throat, almost causing me to vomit. I looked at the contents of the cup; it didn’t look like coffee, in fact it more resembled oil than coffee. I decided against finishing what was left of my disgusting beverage and tossed it in the trash before turning to Sophie as she finished up her call.

Me: “Who was that?”

Sophie: “That was the owner of the gym, He’s given us the go ahead to do our second show there.”

Me: “Excellent! Any idea when this guy is going to show up?”

Sophie: “Andy is in the office with him right now.”

Me: “Crap! I’m late!”

Sophie: “Don’t worry about it, Andy won’t mind, besides they haven’t been in there too long.”

Me: “Ok, thanks.”

I had been doing well with the promotion so far and I didn’t want to start screwing up by showing up late for meetings.

I walked in to the office and saw Andy sitting at his desk, his forehead still had a few stitches in from the show and I also noticed he had a big grin on his face. Opposite him was a man, he looked about 6’3, 250lbs, not a great physic but not out of shape. His hair looked like he had never heard of a hairbrush, quite dirty and scruffy. Also he seemed to be, well...Twitching.

Andy: “Hey buddy! This is Jethro.”

Me: “What? Just Jethro?”

Jethro turned to me.

Jethro: “N-n-No J-Jethro J-J-JONES! CHA CHA GNAAH!!!”

WOAH! I almost jumped out of my skin. Andy, being Andy, just covered his face obviously trying to conceal his laughter.

Me: “Um...Andy?”

Andy composed himself.

Andy: “Yeah?”

Me: “Uh.... What you think?”

Andy picked up a remote control from his desk and flicked on the VCR followed by the TV.

On the screen was Jethro wrestling another guy in a poorly lit building. Jethro was wearing overalls so I guess he worked with a farmer or hillbilly type gimmick. As the tape finished I realised he could work and pretty well at that. Jethro looked at Andy, then me as he twitched.

Jethro: “S-s-so what you th-think? RAH! RAH! ZEBRA!....s-s-sorry.”

Jeez! I felt like this guy needed an exorcist not a wrestling promoter. But as the tape shown, this guy wasn’t a bad worker, and it’s not every day you can find a decent worker willing to work for a low wage.

I looked at Andy as he nodded in approval.

Me: “Ok man, we‘ll give you a try out. We’ll contact you in a few days with some show date’s and things.”

Jethro: “Th-Thank you. OW! OW! GWAH!....d-damn it, s-s-sorry.”

Me: “It’s ok man, it’s ok.”

I shook his hand before he walked out of the office, closing the door behind him.

Andy: “So, you think we should keep him doing the farmer, hillbilly thing?”

Before I could answer I was interrupted by a loud voice ’Barking’ in the next room followed by Spohie screaming, followed by a “s-s-sorry”

I turned to Andy who was cracking up, again.

Me: “Heh, yeah let’s go with the farmer thing.”

Andy: “Ok, buddy!”

As much as I loved my new job, it just seemed to get weirder by the day. That didn’t bother me though, I was happy and confident that we could pull this all off, well, that’s if Stu didn’t kill me first. Speaking off Stu, I hadn’t heard from him since the show, which was great for me, cause I didn’t need his threat’s ruining my positive mood. In the back of my mind I knew I’d have to face him soon and I don’t think he had forgotten he plan to ’Make me wish I had never came here to begin with’. Whatever the plan was I had to be ready for it and stand up to whatever shit he was going to pull.

I walked over to my desk and turned on my computer. I started browsing the net when I came across an interesting article.

From Wrestlenews.com

Wrestlenews.com has stumbled upon news that wrestling promoter Dale Gagne has started his own small promotion named Crash Course Combat (CCC). Though not much is known about CCC Wrestlenews.com can confirm that independent workers Hi69, Milano Collection AT, Fred La Mesveille and Stu Odyssey have all agreed on verbal contracts with Gagne.

Wrestlenews.com will hopefully contact Dale Gagne in next few weeks for an interview to expand on the direction he is hoping to take his new creation.

Time: 8:21am

Date: Thursday September 1st 2005

Place: My Apartment.

A screeching sound filled my head, waking me up from a deep sleep. Feeling disorientated, I reached out and grabbed the papers from the fax machine, It took a while to focus but eventually I made out it was from Sophie.

To: Steve Taylor

From: Sophie UWA

Good news! Our public image has risen from 30 to 32 this month and we have also made money in our first month. Our funds now stand at $688,900, which means we made $189,900 profit. I must stay Steve, both me and Andy agree that you have done well this month.

I watched through the tape of our last show and through the crowd reactions I have been able to draw up a rough list of our top 5 face’s and Heel’s.

Top Faces

1 Andy Noble

2 Flash Christian

3 Mighty Mike Hughes

4 Great British Hero

5 Amanda Shae

Top Heel’s

1 Cory Diamond

2 Robbie Royce

3 Stu Odyssey

4 Chris Blackheart

5 ‘The Mincer’ Kriss Sprules

It seems your idea to give Cory some time on the Mic was a good idea, he got some great heat from the crowd and I think we should at least push him as a world title contender.

Sunday 21st August 2005

UWA Summer Shock

Announcer Jay Harman and Amanda Shae are standing in the ring, each with a mic in hand.

Jay: “Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Universal Wrestling Alliance’s first ever show, Summer Shock!!!”

*Crowd gives a Small round of applause*

Jay: “My name Jay Harman, I am your announcer for the evening and standing next to me is the gorgeous Amanda Shae!”

*Male’s in the crowd blow a few wolf whistles*

Amanda: “Hey everybody!!”

Jay: “Tonight you will see some great wrestling action! Tonight......”

Jay is interrupted by the sound of ‘The kids aren't alright’ by the Offspring as Cory Diamond Makes his way towards the ring. Cory is not in his wrestling gear; instead he is wearing black leather pants, a black tank top and blue tinted sunglasses.

Cory Climbs up on to the apron and looks down his nose at the crowd with a cocky grin on his face before slipping between the ropes and snatching the Mic from Amanda’s hand causing her to take a few steps back.

As the Music fades out, and the crowd settle down, Cory begins to speak.

Cory: “You know something Jayman! You hit it right on the mark when you said there was going to be some great wrestling action tonight. However, what you forgot to mention to these under achieving monkey’s is that CORY DIAMOND IS HERE LIIIIIIIIIVE TONIGHT!”

*Cory raises his arms in the air as the crowd boos*

Cory: “Now I know those boo’s are only from the jealous males here tonight because lets face it fellas, not a single one of you could ever amount to half the man Cory Diamond is. *Cory Pauses to laugh at the crowd who are booing him with a few shouting a random ‘Faggot’ in his direction* And ladies, You know if you had the chance to get Cory in the sack that you’d never look back because everybody knows, Diamonds last forever!”

Cory Looks at Amanda as he tilts his sunglasses.

Cory: “Baby, any other day of the week Cory would happily take you to heaven and back but not tonight, because you see Cory is a little upset, you want to know why Cory is upset? Because instead of A soon to be legend like myself opening up The UWA’s first show, they stick an overweight slop and a skank like you out here!”

A look of disgust appears across Amanda’s face as Cory takes a few steps towards her. Jay tried to defend Amanda but Cory quickly stop’s him with a hard right hand.

Cory: “Oh Amanananada! It looks like the Jayman must of slipped up, and judging by his disgusting obesity I don't think he’ll be able to get to his feet any time soon, so it looks like its just you and me...”

‘Rule Britannia’ hits the speaker making Cory look towards the aisle as from behind the curtain comes the 380+lbs Great British Hero!

The crowd give off slight cheers as GBH Climbs up in to the ring and picks Jay’s Mic up off the floor.

GBH: “Cory Diamond! you walk out here and tell these people that they aren’t half the man you are? Well let me tell you something boy, I’m twice the man you are! And I could squash you like a bug without breaking a sweat! *Crowd cheers* You want to come out here and pick on this fine young woman? why don’t you try picking on me!”

Cory: “Well big man, I must say your are quite literarily twice the man I am, but squashing me like a bug without breaking a sweat? Ha! I bet your fat ass sweats just picking up the TV remote!”

GBH throws his Mic to one side and starts to go for Cory who backs of into a corner trying to beg GBH not to hurt him. GBH gets a few inches away from Cory when suddenly Captain Cutthroat from out of nowhere Breaks the stick of his Jolly Roger flag across the back of GBH’s neck causing him to fall down to his hand and knee.

Cory see’s an opportunity and delivers a swift stiff kick to GBH’s rib’s before leaving the ring with Captain Cutthroat. As they get half way down the aisle GBH picks up the Mic.

GBH (Breathing Heavy): “Where do you think.......you two cowards.....are going?

Cory and Captain Cutthroat point and laugh at GBH.

GBH: “I’ll tell you what, I’ll take both of you pansies on tonight in a match, two on one! what do you say?”

GBH throws the Mic outside the ring, Cory walks over to it then backs back up the aisle to Captain Cutthroat.

Cory: “Ha! You couldn’t handle Cory on his own, what makes you think you could handle both of us? I’ll tell you what; I can tell you want this match fat man so Cory says we’ll let the Captain decide. What do you say Cap-e-tan?”

Cory holds the Mic to Captain Cutthroat.

CC: “ARRRR MATEY!!!”

Cory: “I Guess you got your match, We’ll see you later masturbator!”

Cory tosses the Mic aside as he and Cutthroat walk backstage.

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Amanda gained 1 point overness

GBH gained 3 points overness

Cory Diamond Gained 3 points overness

Captain Cutthroat gained 2 points overness

Overall: 45%

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Chris Blackheart vs Flash Christian

Chris Blackheart comes out to the sound of “killing in the name of” by RATM.

He slowly walks towards the ring while giving the crowd a cold hard stare; he slides in and stands in the middle cracking his knuckles waiting for his opponent.

Some European techno music hits as Flash Christian runs down to the ring, he slides straight in and plays to the crowd briefly as the bell sounds.

They lock up, Flash slips behind Blackheart for a waistlock which Blackheart reverse only to be reversed again by Flash. Blackheart goes for an elbow to the face, which Flash avoids then, slaps on a side headlock. Blackheart pulls Flash towards the ropes by his long hair causing the ref to break the hold, this give Blackheart a chance to cheap shot Flash with a forearm to his neck. Blackheart goes to send Flash off the ropes but Flash reverses the Irish whip sending Blackheart instead. Flash Leapfrogs Blackheart, and again, then hit an Arm drag, then a hip toss, then a headlock take down again keeping Blackheart grounded with the hold. Blackheart pulls Flash again towards the ropes and sends him off; Flash ducks a clothesline but cant dodge a hard running knee to the gut, which sends him flying.

Blackheart picks Flash up and dumps him on the back of his neck with a back suplex, he covers 1....2....Kick out!

Blackheart clubs Flash with a few forearms to the neck and follows up with a couple of elbow drops to the same area. Blackheart picks Flash up and boots him in the gut before coming off the ropes with a spinning neck breaker, he covers, 1...2....Kick out! Blackheart puts Flash against the ropes and hits a few chops *Crowd Woooo’s* He sends him off and goes for a back body drop but Flash counters with a sunset flip, Blackheart keeps his balance though and gives Flash a stomp to the face. Flash rolls over holding his face giving Blackheart a chance to hit a well placed knee drop to the back of Flash’s neck.

Blackheart pulls flash to his feet and whips him hard to the turnbuckles so the whiplash takes full effect causing Flash to fall to the canvas holding his neck. Blackheart grabs Flash’s legs and attempts to apply the Cold clutch, but Flash senses it and quickly grabs the rope, this angers Blackheart and he responds with some hard stomps to the head and neck area before applying a front face lock.

Flash fights his way to his feet, Blackheart lifts him up putting full pressure on his neck causing Flash to go back down to his knees. Flash fights his way to his feet again and this time back drops Blackheart out of the move. Blackheart quickly recovers and hits a series of knees and sets up for the Blackout but Flash knees Blackheart and hits an exploder suplex. Both men get to their feet, Flash blocks a few punches and hits his, he puts Blackheart off the ropes and hits a hurricanrana. Flash then hits a spinning heel kick and a springboard head scissors, he covers 1...2....Kick out. Flash picks Blackheart up and goes for his TKO but Blackheart reverses and hits the Blackout. 1.....2.....2.9999Kick out!

Blackheart questions the ref’s count then turns into a flapjack from Flash. Flash still holding his neck slowly climbs the turnbuckle as Blackheart gets to his feet. Flash comes off the top with a front dropkick but Blackheart catches it, quickly turns him and locks on the Cold Clutch. After a few seconds Flash Taps

Winner: Chris Blackheart

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43/16/70

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“Hate to say I Told you so” by the Hives blasts through the P.A as Robbie Royce strolls down the aisle.

He strokes his long blonde locks as the crowd starts to boo. He gets in to the ring and calls for a Mic.

RR: “I know I know! Take note the UWA board, these people are booing because their hero Robbie Royce wasn’t booked in a main event match! That’s right! The people’s number one wrestler is not in the main event, but when I take a look at the poster who is it I see at the top? Andy Noble *Crowd Pops* Well there's a suprise! Let me tell you something about Andy Noble, Andy Noble doesn’t care about the people, Andy Noble isn’t the one out here in this ring trying to give the people want they want oh no, Andy Noble doesn’t stay behind after the show to sign autographs, No no no, Andy Noble just gets his check and its off to the next town. *Crowd boos to say Robbie is full of shit* But you know what? it’s ok because as the people are always here for Robbie, Then Robbie is always here for the people! That’s why I’m the best of the rest, the king of the ring and most importantly......The peoples choice, Robbie Royce!”

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Robbie Royce Gained 1 point of overness

42%

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Robbie Royce vs ‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes

Mike Hughes runs straight down and in to the ring immediately starts hitting RR with lefts and rights before unloading with a few clotheslines, a backdrop and finally a clothesline outside the ring.

The ref gets to a 7 count before RR finally gets back inside. As soon as RR gets to his feet he is met with a hard right from Hughes, Hughes then picks RR up into the air and drives the wind out of him with a press slam. He covers....1.....2......Kick out. RR grabs the ref and distracts him long enough to catch Hughes with a low blow, RR then starts putting the boots to Hughes before choking him with his but then on the ropes. RR lets Hughes get to his feet, then he hits the ropes and floors Hughes with a flying elbow, he covers, 1.......2.......Kick out!

RR Picks up Mighty Mike and (only just) manages to hit a suplex on Hughes. RR Picks up Hughes again in the suplex position but this time hits a sit-out face first suplex. RR Climbs the turnbuckles and comes off with a moonsult. He covers. 1.....2......Kick out! RR can’t believe it! He picks Hughes up and signals for the Rolls Royce, but Hughes reverses and hit RR with a powerslam! Hughes Grabs RR by the hair and hits a suplex followed by a leg drop. He picks RR up again and puts him hard in to the turnbuckle with a clothesline follow up and again in the opposite corner before nailing RR with a big side slam.

Hughes starts to stomp the floor signalling for the mighty boot but RR is aware of this and rolls to the outside. Hughes follows and catches up before taking an unexpected chairshot to the arm.

The Ref calls for the bell.

Winner: (by dq) ‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes.

RR isn’t done yet, he raises the chair again and hit a hard shot right on Hughes’s elbow joint causing him to yell out in pain.

Robbie throws the chair to one side and raises his arms mouthing to the crowd “Yes, Yes! I love you all too!”

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40/21/60

‘Mighty’ Mike Hughes gained 1 point overness

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Dexter Hardaway vs ’The Mincer’ Kriss Sprules vs World’s Most Dangerous Mailman

(First fall wins)

Dexter Hardaway enters the ring first to Weezer’s ‘Dope Noise’. Dexter is a replacement for Bling Bling Chaz Rivell who injured himself earlier today before the show (Neck Injury 9 months).

I guess we won’t be seeing him in the UWA.

‘Y.M.C.A’ comes from the speakers as Melicious appears from behind the curtain wearing her usual gothic crap but dyed pink. Following her ‘The Mincer’ Kriss Sprules is looking rather reluctant with his rainbow colored wrestling attire and fully dyed pink ’Afro’. The crowd laugh as Sprules does a catwalk like strut towards the ring.

A Heavy rock instrumental of Postman Pat blasts from the P.A, as the World’s Most Dangerous Mailman walks down to the ring with a big corny smile on his face. He’s is wearing a mailman’s uniform with out the sleeves and carrying a large mailbag with him.

WMD Mailman grabs the Mic.

WMDM: “I’m gonna keep this short and Sweeeeeeeet! Tonight you two punks are gonna go down at the hands of the WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS MAILMAN!!!!!and ya know WHYYYYYYY?

Because even if it’s pouring with rain! Even if there’s ten feet of snow! Or even if it’s hot enough to cook and egg on the concrete! What ever the weather!!! The MAILMAN ALWAYS DELIVAAAHHHHHS!”

The bell sounds and the match starts.

WMDM and Dex lock up as Sprules stands back in the corner. WMDM takes the advantage with an eye rake but it doesn't last long as Dex comes back with a nice drop kick to the chin. Sprules finally decides to get in on the action by coming up behind Dex and hitting him with some horrible looking forearms. Sprules attempts a sleeper hold on Dex, taking forever to apply it, finally Dex just pulls away and hammers Sprules with a few rights before hitting a nice running leg lariat which cause Sprules to bump like a sack off potatoes, Sprules then rolls out off the ring and to the floor. WMDM gets up and goes for a running bulldog on but Dex launches him and he land crotch first to the turnbuckles stuck and the tree of woe position. Dex see’s this and connects with a baseball slide to WMDM’s Face.

Outside Sprules gets to his feet, Dex grabs the top rope and fly's over hitting a flying body press on Sprules Which ‘The Mincer’ almost botched by catching Dex awkwardly, luckily Dex is ok.

Melicious starts taunting Dex, giving Sprules a chance to nail Dex from behind and roll him back into the ring. Inside Sprules comes off the ropes and hits an elbow drop which looks like he just tripped over, Sprules pulls Dex up to his feet no selling a shot from Dex in the process, Sprules then whips Dex off the ropes and hits the clothesline from Hull, he covers 1....2.....Kick out. WMDM, bleeding from the nose, grabs sprules and gits a reverse DDT before hooking him up and hitting the Parcel bomb but Melicious is on the apron distracting the ref. Dex spins WMDM around and kicks him in the gut, he then sets him up and hits a sitout powerbomb but Melicious Is still on the apron. Dex walks over and grabs Melicious, pulling her into the ring.

Dex pulls Melicious to her feet and threatens to punch her to the delight of the crowd. Sprules comes up behind Dex but Dex see’s him and blasts him with a nice super kick. Melicious then jumps up on Dex’s back trying to choke him but Dex quickly throws her of to the canvas. Dex grabs Sprules by his pink afro, then grabs Melicious by her greasy hair and rams there heads together, Sprules falls through the ropes and out of the ring while Melicious is knocked silly still in the ring. The ref starts to roll Melicious to the outside, meanwhile WMDM has got his mailbag, he waits for Dex to turn around and swings his mailbag against Dex’s skull! Obviously he’s got more than letters in there, with Dex K.O’ed WMDM springboards of the ropes and hits the special delivery, he covers 1......2......3.

Winner: Worlds Most Dangerous Mailman

WMDM Grabs his mailbag and walks towards the exit with his arm raised.

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34/15/53

Kriss Sprules new gimmick got a positive responce!(Gay)

 

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GBH vs Cory Diamond and Captain Cutthroat

Captain Cutthroat walks out first to the Sex Pistol’s ‘Friggin in the Riggin’

He’s got the broken Jolly Roger flag in his hand showing it off to the crowd.

‘The Kids aren’t all right’ By the offspring Hit as Cory Diamond walks to the ring to a chorus of boo’s from the crowd. He climbs on the apron and gives a cocky grin to the crowd before climbing in the ring.

Before ‘Rule Britannia’ Can play, GBH runs down the aisle and storms in the ring.

Cory slips out the back before GBH can get his hands on him, but CC isn’t so lucky.

GBH Hammers CC with huge Lefts and drops him with a hard head butt. GBH taunts Cory to get in the ring and ’get some’ but Cory stays on the outside. GBH Slams CC down to the canvas and hit a big elbow drop that shakes the ring, and again, and again! Cory is still on the outside wanting no part of GBH who is just destroying CC. GBH Throws CC in to the corner and follows up with a huge avalanche, and then backs off as CC just flops to the mat.

Cory is finally in his corner but doesn’t look as if he wants to tag in. GBH stares a whole through Cory while CC gets up to his feet, he’s very wobbly, He pulls himself together just enough to hit a chop block to the back of GBH’s knee.

Cory reaches in as CC slowly crawls towards him, he gets inches away when Cory notices GBH is back on his feet. CC goes to make the tag but Cory jumps off the apron pretending to get something in his eye, CC starts yelling at Cory to tag in but Cory ignores him. GBH Grabs CC from behind, turns him around and hits a belly to belly suplex, he then comes off the ropes to finish CC off with the Big daddy Splash as Cory starts to back up the aisle.1....2....3

Winner : GBH

GBH points at Cory shouting “I’ll get you boy! I’ll get you!” Cory just gives GBH the finger and disappears to the back. The crowd knows this isn’t over.

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34/17/51

Captain Cutthroat lost 4 points of overness

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Stu Odyssey vs Andy Noble

Jay Harman enters the ring with a Mic in hand.

Jay: “Laaaadies and gentleman, this is the MAINNNNNNNNNNNN EVENT!!”

‘I disappear’ By Metallica blasts through the P.A as Stu Odyssey walks down the aisle telling fans to “Shut the hell up!” On his way. He climbs up the turnbuckle and gives everybody the finger then demands a Mic...

Stu: “If all you stupid bastards can shut your mouth for a second I’d like to say something to Andy Noble!”

Stu gives an evil stare to the crowd and wait’s until they calm down before he speaks.

Stu: “Andy Noble! Two years ago in this very building we had a hardcore match for the CGWA world title and if my memory serve’s me correctly, I recall busting you open from ear *points to left ear then move to his right* to ear and beating you so badly that the referee had to stop the match due to YOUR! Blood loss. Noble, we may have travelled together, we made have trained together, but tonight! your gonna be my BITCH!”

‘I get knocked down’ by Chumbawumba plays and Andy Noble comes out to the biggest pop of the night. He walks to the ring and looks up at Stu Odyssey taunting him, telling him to get his ass in the ring, Andy jumps up and down a few times and slides in the ring as the bell sounds.

Wasting no time both men start trading blows, Stu being bigger and more of a brawler gets the advantage and whips Andy off the ropes, Andy ducks Stu’s clothesline and levels Stu with a huge clothesline of his own! And another! Andy picks Stu up in a fireman's carry and starts an airplane spin, He then sets Stu down on his feet who staggers towards the ropes and clotheslines him over the top rope to a pop from the crowd.

The ref gets to a 6 count before Stu climbs back in the ring. They circle each other then lock up, Stu pushes Andy into the corner and breaks the hold, then slaps Andy right in the face.

They circle each other again then lock up again. This time Andy pushes Stu into the corner and breaks the hold, then hits Stu with a stiff chop *Crowd woooo’s* and another, and another. Andy whips Stu to the opposite corner and follows up with a back body drop, a drop kick, then an arm drag into an arm bar. Stu pulls himself to his feet and pokes Andy in the eye; Stu then hits the ropes but gets caught with a spinebuster. Andy Covers, 1......2......Kick out. Andy gives Stu a snap mare to set up a stiff shin kick to the back, then the chest, then the back of the head, Andy then follows up with a big knee drop to stu’s head, he covers. 1......2.......Kick Out! Andy Whips Stu to the corner and charges but Stu backdrops Andy to the outside.

Stu Follows Andy to the outside and slams his head into the ring post, He picks Andy up again and slams his head into the ring post before throwing Andy back in the ring. Stu grabs a Mic and climbs in the ring, standing over the now bleeding Andy Noble.

Stu: “Hey Andy! This seem familiar to you?”

Andy gets to his knees

Stu: “How about it Noble? You want to give up yet? You want the ref to stop the match?”

Stu Rears back and connects with a hard fist to Andy’s forehead.

Stu: “What about now?”

Stu tosses the Mic to the out side and starts punching the crap out of Andy’s forehead until Andy is flat on his back. He covers, 1......2.......Kick out! Stu picks Andy up over his shoulder and sets him up on the top rope, Stu gives Andy a few more right hands and climbs up with him, he hooks Andy up and hits a top rope superplex. He covers again, 1......2.....Kick out! Stu Hooks Andy up between his legs and hits a piledriver, He covers again,1.....2......kick out!, he retries the cover 1.....2......Kick out, and again 1....2.......Kick out! Stu slaps the mat in frustration. Stu calms himself and hooks Andy up for the Tiger bomb, but Andy reverses with a back drop.

Stu is first to his feet but The Bloodied Andy Noble is far behind him, Stu throws a right, Andy blocks it and hits Stu with a right of his own, Stu throws another right, Andy blocks it and hits another right taking the advantage, Andy grabs Stu and sets up for a suplex but Stu reverses and hits a brainbuster, he covers, 1......2.....Kick Out! Stu cant believe it! he complains to the ref about the count for a while, long enough for Andy to sneak in a quick school boy, 1......2........Kick out! Stu is quickly back to his feet and boots Andy in the face, he than gets on top of him and starts punching Andy right on his open wound. Stu pulls Andy to his feet and sets him up in the gory stretch. Stu screams for the ref to ask Andy, but Andy refuses to quit. Eventually Stu cant take the weight and drops Andy to the mat and decides to apply a sleeper hold.

Andy starts to fade, the ref holds his arm up and it drops, the ref hold his arm up a second time and it drops, the ref holds his arm up a third time but this it stays up. The crowd rallies behind Andy as he fights his way up to his feet. Andy hits and elbow to Stu’s gut, and another, and another until Stu breaks the hold. Andy runs off the ropes and ducks Stu’s big boot attempt he comes back again but Stu catch’s him and goes for a tombstone but Andy slips behind Stu and nail’s him with his Double Arm implant DDT but Andy cant follow up with a cover. After a few seconds Andy drapes his arm over Stu’s chest, 1.........2.........2.99999999Kick out! Stu kicked out of Andy’s Finisher!

After a little while both men are just about on their feet. Stu hits a right hand on Andy but takes one right back from Andy as they start trading blows. Andy gets the advantage and whips Stu off the ropes, Stu reverses and try’s to catch Andy with a back drop but Andy catch hims and goes to hit the double arm implant DDT, Stu at the last second forces Andy into the corner, crushing the ref in the process.

Stu hits a low blow on Andy and hooks him up for the tiger bomb, but Andy breaks out and hits a second double arm implant DDT but there's no ref to make a cover. As Andy try’s to revive the ref Robbie Royce runs down to the ring with a chair in hand! He slides in and goes to hit Andy but Andy spots him, ducks and dropkicks the chair back into Robbie’s face. Andy goes back to wake the ref up but Robbie is coming around and try’s to attack Andy again, suddenly Mike Hughes slides in the ring with his arm taped up! Robbie see’s him and rolls out the ring, Mike gives chase and they both in up running to back and out of sight. The ref finally starts to come around; Andy turns around and gets nailed by Stu with a wicked shot from the chair Robbie brought into the ring. Stu quickly sets Andy up and finally connects with the tiger bomb. The ref turns to see Stu covering Andy, 1.....2.......3

Winner: Stu Odyssey

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56/23/89

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Stu slowly rolls out the ring and stumbles towards the back with his hand raised.

A few minutes later a bloody Andy Noble gets up and makes his way to the back as the crowd gives him a round off applause.

Jay gets in the ring with a Mic

Jay: “Ladies and gentleman, on behalf of the Universal wrestling Alliance I would like to thank you for coming to the show, we hope you had a great time! I’m Jay Harmen and this was UWA Summer Shock!"

End of Show