The Hardcore Canuck
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I'm not so much a fan of CI, but I love SVU so very, very much.
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Sevendust - Seasons
Nothing spectacular, but a good, solid Sevendust album.
Nightwish - Once
Fucking amazing. I just can't get enough of this CD. It's been in my CD player for thre past week and a half.
Lacuna Coil - Unleashed Memories
Very good album. A must get for Lacuna Coil fans.
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I loved that movie. It's sad how under rated it is today.
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I, Robot - 3.5 / 10
Anacondas - 2.5 / 10
King Arthur - Didn't See
The Manchurian Candidate - 6 / 10
Troy - 3 / 10
I really suggest picking other movies.
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Sleepover
(1.5/10)
Yeah. My girlfriend made me watch it and let me tell you it sucked horribly. Plot holes, bad writing, bad acting, the works. Please save a hour and a half of your life and don't see this piece of movie shit.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
(8.5/10)
Amazing. Guy Ritchie rules. Go and see this. Now. Stop reading this and go watch it right now, you cheek weasel.
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If he kicked the living shit out of Rocky, Dolph is good for me.
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I hate when stadiums have corporate sponsers as their name. Plus, the Skydome was a wicked name.
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Why snoop dogg?
We are all huge fans of Snoop Dogg and his work. This website was created in his honor and we hope nobody is offended by us doing so. Please help support Snoop Dogg and his works by buying his albums and movies!
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My suggestion is just to get as many as you can. Go for stuff like The Beatles, AC/DC, The Rollingstones and stuff like that first.
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Dead Like Me. I really got into this show recently and am really pissed about the cancellation of it.
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Lateralus by Tool. I always wanted to buy it but it was always so expensive but I got it on a big sale price so I'm happy.
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Ummm...is it just me or am I the only person to realize that "The Stand" was just about the worst movie ever? The book was awesome and then they have to go and butcher it with that movie.
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Awesome movies. The Trilogy boxset was the first DVD's to be purchased by any member of my family.
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MEW Unplugged
Saturday January 28, 2006
Bobby Cruise: Welocme to everyone at home. MEW is coming to you live tonight from the Fort Williams Gardens in Thunder Bay, Ont. We've got an exciting night for you all.
John House: That's right. Tonight we've got Paul Burchill in action against Halo and Evan Karagias against Aero!
Bobby Cruise: Not only that, we get to find out what exactly Andrew Monica has up his sleeve.
John House: That's right. Our Main Event Champion is a slick one, requesting a match tonight.
Bobby Cruise: But we don't know who is in this match. All we know is that it's going to be our main event tonight.
Segment 1 - Angle
(Billy Reil is walking down a hallway, dressed in his wrestling atire. Reil turns a corner and runs into Ms. Vanessa)
Ms. Vanessa - Ah, Billy Reil. Just the man I was looking for. (begins rubbing Reil's chest in a suductive manner) I had a little question I wanted to ask you.
Billy Reil - (swats Ms. Vanessa's hand away) Don't say anything more. I know exactly what you're going to ask. You, everyone here tonight in Thunder Bay and everyone that's watching at home want to know who my mystery partner is tomorrow night, at Six Feet Under.
Ms. Vanessa - You read my mind.
Billy Reil - I'll tell you what. If you ask me really nicely, I'll tell you.
Ms. Vanessa - (with an obviously fake innocent look on her face) Billy, will you please tell me who your partner is tomorrow night?
Billy Reil - (leans towards her) No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a match.
(Billy Reil walks away, leaving Ms. vanessa looking pissed. Chris Hero and Teddy Hart walk into the camera shot)
Chris Hero - Did you find out who it is?
Ms. Vanessa - No, I didn't. But you two know what to do.
(Ms. Vanessa walks away and Hero and Hart walk away as well, in the same direction as Billy Reil)
(73)
John House: It's driving me crazy! I can't wait until tomorrow night at Six Feet Under when Chris Hero and Teddy Hart face off against Billy Reil and his mystery partner!
(Ian Harrison's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
Bobby Cruise: No doubt it's going to be a huge match tomorrow, but right now Reil has a tall order.
John House: That's right. Reil is facing off against Ian Harrison, the Iron Brit.
(Billy Reil's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
Segment 2 - Match - Billy Reil vs. Ian Harrison...The Finish: Reil throws one, two, three right hands at Ian, who is only phased. Reil hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Ian reverses with one of his own! Ian picks Reil up and whips him into a turnbuckle. Ian follows up, but Reil throws his foot into the face of Ian! Ian stumbles in a circle as Reil climbs the turnbuckle. Reil catches Ian in a spinning DDT! Reil is pumped as he calls for the finish. Ian gets up and walks right into the South Philly Driver! Reil pins Ian for the three! Reil picks up a huge win. Suddenly, Chris Hero and Teddy Hart appear on the stage and charge the ring! Reil begins to trade blows with them, but is soon overpowered. Hart and Hero set up Reil and That's All She Wrote! Hero and Hart stand, gloating overtop of Reil. (70, 59, 81)
Bobby Cruise: That's unfair! It was two on one. It shouldn't happen like that.
John House: It wouldn't happen like that if Billy would only tell them who his partner is.
Bobby Cruise: I can't believe you just said that.
Segment 3 - Angle
(Chris Stylez is seen outside the arena, pacing back andd forth in front of the gate, holding a large sign that reads "Stylez On Strike". Alicia Webb is seen walking out of the arena and towards Chris)
Alicia Webb - Just what in the hell do you think you're doing out here?
Chris Stylez - Can't you read the sign? It says that I'm on strike, based on the unjustice done to me by Ultimo Dragon, by you, and by the entire MEW! I'm not stepping into the ring unless it's in a match for the MEW Lightweight Championship!
Alicia Webb - That's pure crap. You will wrestle when I want you to wrestle. And if you don't I'll fire your sorry ass!
Chris Stylez - You don't have the right!
Alicia Webb - I damn well have the right! I want to get this thing over with as soon as possible. That's why tomorrow night I'm putting you in a hardcore match against the newest MEW superstar, who hasn't debuted yet. And if you're not in that ring, I'll fire your ass right then and there. Get it?
Chris Stylez - Yeah, I get it. I'll be in that ring. But I'll refuse to wrestle. And you can't do anything about it.
Alicia Webb - If you're in the ring, but refuse to wrestle I won't have to do anything about it. (Alicia stares down Stylez for a couple of seconds before returning to inside the arena. Stylez goes back to his picketing)
(75)
Bobby Cruise: This whole situation is getting out of hand. Stylez lost fair and square to Ultimo Dragon twice, and he's got the nerve to say he's gotten screwed?
John House: Regardless, I can't wait to see who that mystery superstar is!
(Evan Karagias's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
Bobby Cruise: Six Feet Under is going to be one hell of an event.
John House: Here comes Evan Karagias, part of one of the best, if not most disfunctional, tag teams in MEW.
Bobby Cruise: That's right. And he doesn't have his partner Mikey Henderson out with him.
John House: Big surprise.
(Aero's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
Segment 4 - Match - Aero vs. Evan Karagias...The Finish: Aero dropkicks Evan, sending him through the ropes to the outside. Evan looks fed up. Evan walks over to the announcing table and grabs a chair. He dives back into the ring and is about to take a swing for Aero's head, when the ref grabs the chair from Evan. As the ref is removing the chair from the ring, Aer walks over to Evan, who drops to his knees and hits a low blow! Evan rolls Aero up and the ref turns around and counts the three! Evan stole a win from Aero! (74, 67, 82)
John House: Evan Karagias picks up an impressive win over Aero!
Bobby Cruise: Impressive how? He hit Aero in the family jewels when the ref's back was turned. For that, I call Evan a coward.
John House: He's not a coward. He's smart. If the ref doesn't see anything, then it's fair game.
(Halo's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
Bobby Cruise: This next match is going to be a huge test for Halo.
John House: If I was him I'd get out of there quick. Burchill is going to maul him.
Bobby Cruise: I wouldn't count Halo out yet. He may be a small guy, but he's tough as nails.
(Paul Burchill's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
John House: I don't think that's going to be tough enough.
Segment 5 - Match - Halo vs. Paul Burchill...The Finish: Halo has Burchill reeling. Halo dropkicks Burchill's knee. Burchill throws a wild right hand, but Halo blocks it and hits the Dreamweaver! Halo goes for the pin, but Burchill kicks out at the last second! Halo goes to the top rope and flies with the Halocination, but Burchill rolls from underneath him! Burchill picks Halo up and powerbombs him. Burchill calls for the finish and climbs the turnbuckle himself. Burchill connects with the C4! Burchill pins Halo for the win. (83, 77, 89)
Bobby Cruise: Halo put up one hell of a fight before going down.
John House: It doesn't matter about the effort they put in, it's if you win or not.
Bobby Cruise: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say. Ever.
John House: Somehow, I don't believe that.
Bobby Cruise: Sure, you're right. Whatever. Right now, I'm concerned about one thing, and one thing only.
John House: And what would that be?
Bobby Cruise: Our main event!
(The ring announcer enters the ring. He tells the crowd that the main event is going to be a handicap match with Joey Matthews and Kevin Martel facing off against The Following)
John House: Did you hear that? Our champion is a genius!
(Kevin Martel's music plays and he makes his way to the ring with Joey Matthews)
Bobby Cruise: Andrew Monica is one smart guy, I'll give him that. However, this match is completly unfair.
John House: Unfair or not, this gives Andrew, and B-Boy as well, the advantage tomorrow night at Six Feet Under!
(The Following's music plays and they make their way to the ring with The Voice)
Segment 6 - Handicap Match - Nate Hatred, Vampire Warrior, Seven (w/ The Voice) vs. Kevin Martel, Joey Matthews...The Finish: All five men are in the ring. Matthews is against the ropes, and Seven charges, but Matthews creates a low bridge with the top rope, sending Seven to the outside. Matthews assists Martel, sending both Hatred and Vampire Warrior to the outside. The Following looks pissed. The Voice gives them some instructions, and The Following surround the ring. They're about to re-enter it when familiar music plays and Youthanazia charges the ring, with steel chairs! Youthanaiza attacks The Following and the ref calls for the DQ! Matthews and Martel exit the ring to help Youthanazia when Andrew Monica and B-Boy charge the ring themselves! Andrew goes after Martel, and B-Boy goes after Matthews! A wild brawl between all nine men continue as the camera fades out. (82, 81, 83)
MEW Unplugged recieved a 2.05, with 809 fans in attendance.
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Another 'obscure' movie to check out is Ghosts of Mars. It's got Ice Cube, and the bitch from Species in it. Really fucking gorey, even though it's more of an Action Horror, than a Slasher movie. The only real complaint is that at times it's a little bit too CGI. If they could spray food die over a massive chunk of land to make it look 'mars like' then why the fuck couldn't they make the death scenes a little bit more lifelike. Other than that, I dug it just like I dig practically every other Ice Cube movie.
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Cube is a fucking awesome movie for all those who haven't seen it. (BTW, I'm a huge mark for horror/sci-fi flicks so take that for what it's worth)
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Wednesday January 25, 2006
Bobby Cruise: Welcome to everyone at home! We are coming to you live, from the Duckworth Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba!
John House: We've got an awesome card tonight, starting off with a number one contenders match for the MEW Lightweight Championship between Chris Stylez and Ultimo Dragon!
Bobby Cruise: Last Wednesday Sylez put his number one contendership on the line against any lightweight in the back.
John House: And, in what I'm calling a travisty, Ultimo Dragon made his MEW debut and defeated Chris Stylez to win the number one contendership.
(Ultimo Dragon's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
Bobby Cruise: Here comes Ultimo Dragon, and he looks ready.
John House: He'd better be ready, because Chris Stylez will be out for blood.
(Chris Stylez music plays and he charges the ring)
Segment 1 - Number One Contenders Match For The MEW Lightweight Title - Chris Stylez vs. Ultimo Dragon...The Finish: Dragon hits a stiff kick to the abs of Chirs, doubling him over. Dragon hits the ropes and goes for a neckbreaker, but Chris reverses it into the Hangman's Neckbreaker! Dragon is out cold. Chris goes for the pin, but on the two count pulls Dragon's shoulders off the mat. Chris shakes his head and goes to lock in a sharpshooter! Suddenly, Dragon rolls Chris up into an inside cradle! The ref counts to three and Ultimo Dragon picks up the win! Dragon rolls from the ring and celebrates on the ramp, as he makes his way out. Chris remains in the ring, with an angry look on his face. (86, 75, 97)
Bobby Cruise: It's official! This Sunday at Six Feet Under it's going to be the MEW Lightweight Champ Hi69 versus Ultimo Dragon!
John House: I can't believe it. That match was unfair! I, for one, demand another re-match!
Bobby Cruise: On what grounds?
John House: Uh...I don't know, but it looks like Chris has something to say about it.
Segment 2 - Angle
(To the ref)
Chris Stylez - I kicked out! I know it, you know, all these people know it! Reverse the decision! Make me the number one contender! (The ref shakes his head. Chris then tosses the ref from the ring) Fine, if you're not going to reverse the decision, then Alicia Webb will. Alicia, get out here now! (Chris waits for a while, as Alicia does not come out) If that's the way you want it, then that's the way you'll get it! As of this moment I, Chris Stylez, am on strike until I get my MEW Lightweight Championship match!
(Chris drops the mic and leaves the ring)
(74)
Bobby Cruise: Did he say he was on strike?
John House: That's right! He's sticking it to the man! Fight the power Chris, fight the power!
Bobby Cruise: That's absurd. Alicia Webb will have something to say about that.
(Evan Karagias's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
John House: That's right. Alicia will have no other choice then to give Stylez his match.
(Mikey Henderson's music plays and he makes his way to the ring, avoiding Karagias)
Bobby Cruise: We'll have to see. Right now, though, we've got a non-title tag match between the champs of Vampire Warrior and Nate Hatred against the odd team of Karagias and Henderson.
John House: Odd is right. Both Henderson and Karagias hate each other, and yet they are still near the top of the tag division.
(The Following's music plays and Vampire Warrior and Nate Hatred make their way to the ring)
Segment 3 - Tag Team Match - The Following vs. Karagias and Henderson...The Finish: Evan and Nate are in the ring. Nate whips Evan into a turnbuckle, and follows up with a clothesline, but Evan dives out of the way, and tosses the ref in Nate's way as well! The ref is out cold. Evan low blows Nate and dives from the ring. Warrior follows Evan. Henderson enters the ring and calls for the finish. He sets Nate up, but Nate reverses into the Fire Thunder Bomb! On the outside Warrior catches up with Evan and tosses him back into the ring. Nate clotheslines Evan from behind. The Following set Evan up and hit the Apocalypse Now! Suddenly, familiar music plays and Youthanazia hit the ring, armed with steel chairs! They blast both Nate and Warrior with huge shots to the head! M-Dogg pulls henderson on top of Nate and they dive from the ring. The ref slowly pulls himself into position and counts to three! Karagias and Henderson pick up a win over The Following, with the help of Youthanazia! (81, 76, 86)
Bobby Cruise: My Gawd! Did you see that? Youthanazia are back, with a vengence!
John House: That they are. They looked pissed, and if I was Nate and Vampire Warrior I'd be a little worried about Six Feet under.
Segment 4 - Angle
(Billy Reil is seen backstage joking around with stagehands when Teddy Hart and Chris Hero walk up to him. Billy Reil notices them and gets ready to fight.)
Teddy Hart - Calm down, Billy. We're not here to fight you.
Chris Hero - That's right. We just wanted to tell you ahead of time, that we're going to give you an opportunity of a lifetime.
Billy Reil - And what exactly is this opportunity?
Teddy Hart - We'll let you walk down this hallway right here. It leads right to Alicia Webb's office.
Chris Hero - Once you're there, you go into her office and you tell her that you want out of your match, since your partner skipped out on the company.
Billy Reil - Well, I really don't see any point of going to Alicia's office now, as I already talked to her earlier today about our match at Six Feet Under this Sunday.
Teddy Hart - That's great news. We'll see you around Billy.
(Teddy Hart and Chris Hero start to walk away)
Billy Reil - I talked to her and I cleared my new tag partner with her. (Teddy hart and Chris Hero are stunned) I'll be seeing you two around.
(Billy Reil walks away as Teddy Hart and Chris Hero stare at each other in disbelief)
(59)
Bobby Cruise: That's right! I wonder who the tag partner of Billy Reil is going to be?
John House: It doesn't matter. There's no one on the roster that Reil could get that could help him beat Chris Hero and Teddy Hart!
Segment 5 - Angle
(Alicia Webb and Andrew Monica are in Alicia's office)
Andrew Monica - As Main Event Champion, I think I deserve the right to be able to request matches against whomever, whenever. Am I right?
Alicia Webb - I think that's only fair for a wrestler in your position.
Andrew Monica - That's great. That being cleared up, I'd like to request a match for Saturday.
Alicia Webb - Do you think it's wise to have a match the night before you defend your title against Kevin Martel?
Andrew Monica - Please, I'm not that stupid. I never said that I was going to be in the match.
(a sly grin appears on Alicia Webb's face)
Alicia Webb - I get it. Who would you like in the match?
(Andrew leans over and wispers into the ear of Alicia Webb. What was said could not be heard)
Andrew Monica - So it's a match?
Alicia Webb - It's a match.
Andrew Monica - Excellent.
(they shake hands, and Andrew exits)
(83)
John House: That's my champ! He's always thinking, always on his toes!
Bobby Cruise: You don't even know what match he put together!
(Halo's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
John House: It doesn't matter. It's going to be an awesome match if Andrew Monica put it together!
(Jason Cross's music plays and he makes his way to the ring)
Bobby Cruise: We'll have to wait and see next Saturday, but right now we've got a main event to call.
Segment 6 - Match - Halo vs. Jason Cross...The Finish: Halo whips Cross into the corner, but Cross climbs the turnbuckle and moonsaults onto Halo! Cross calls for the finish and climbs the turnbuckle. He flies with the Cross fire, but Halo rolls out from underneath him! Halo stalks Cross and hits the Dreamweaver! Halo pins Cross and picks up the win! (84, 75, 94)
MEW Overdrive recieved a 3.06, with 616 fans in attendance.
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There a local (Toronto) punk band. Buy their CD, turn it over and if you look hard enough you can see me!
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I'm not a fan of any of those bands, but if you like that kind of stuff then I think you did good.
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Army of Darkness
Ash is back in the completly absurd and ridiculus third instalment of the Evil Dead series. A wee bit far-fetched and just plain weird in a few spots, but other then that one of the funniest films ever.
8.5 / 10
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