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I will let Robbie Keane jizz on my face if Spurs win this.

You can get in line behind me mate!

This was obviously Rafa's plan all allong, sell Keane knowing he'd do well against United

EDIT: I was getting my results from a mate who for some reason told me Keane scored, I have no idea why

Course he will, it'll be disrespectful to the Hull players to cellebrate a goal, and a deliberate dig at him. He's a twat, I can't believe I used to defend him. He's gone well down in my books this season, as has Martin O'Neil, both whingy fuckers. I hop Blackburn go down allong with Newcastle, but that probably won't happen

All of the above, as well as Gavin & Stacey. I quite enjoy Two Pints of Larger as well, good laugh if you don'd mind low brow northern humour. Royale family is worth gettig too. I'd also make a recomendation for Boston Legal, it's not strictly comedy, but it is laugh out loud funny and has The Shat in it, which is always a bonus.

I live in Portsmouth, and I'm willing to bet there will be some serious partying done tonight. I had to laugh last season, when in a fans review of the season in Four Four Two Magazine, the Pompey fan listed the season's biggest dissapoinment as Southampton avoiding the drop.

The problem is, that where the Scits have their strong players, like Max Evans, Chris Patterson and Mike Blair, there are players for Ireland, Wales or England who are better and more experienced.

Evans probably would have made my list, but while Earls has had one Ireland cap, he's had a cracking season at Munster.

From:

bbc.co.uk

Full-back

Lee Byrne (28) Ospreys and Wales

Rob Kearney (23) Leinster and Ireland

Wing

Shane Williams (32) Ospreys and Wales

Leigh Halfpenny (20) Cardiff Blues and Wales

Ugo Monye (26) Harlequins and England

Luke Fitzgerald (21) Leinster and Ireland

Tommy Bowe (25) Ospreys and Ireland

Centres

Tom Shanklin (29) Cardiff Blues and Wales

Jamie Roberts (22) Cardiff Blues and Wales

Brian O'Driscoll (30) Leinster and Ireland

Keith Earls (21) Munster and Ireland

Riki Flutey (29) Wasps and England

Fly-half

Stephen Jones (31) Llanelli Scarlets and Wales

Ronan O'Gara (32) Munster and Ireland

Scrum-half

Mike Phillips (26) Ospreys and Wales

Harry Ellis (26) Leicester and England

Tomas O'Leary (25) Munster and Ireland

Prop

Gethin Jenkins (28) Cardiff Blues and Wales

Adam Jones (28) Ospreys and Wales

Andrew Sheridan(29) Sale and England

Phil Vickery (33) Wasps and England

Euan Murray (28) Northampton and Scotland

Hooker

Jerry Flannery (30) Munster and Ireland

Lee Mears (30) Bath and England

Matthew Rees (28) Llanelli Scarlets and Wales

Lock

Paul O'Connell, capt (29) Munster and Ireland

Alun Wyn Jones (23) Ospreys and Wales

Donncha O'Callaghan (30) Munster and Ireland

Nathan Hines (32) Perpignan and Scotland

Simon Shaw (35) Wasps and England

Back-row

Andy Powell (27) Cardiff Blues and Wales

Jamie Heaslip (25) Leinster and Ireland

Alan Quinlan (34) Munster and Ireland

Martyn Williams (33) Cardiff Blues and Wales

David Wallace (32) Munster and Ireland

Joe Worsley (31) Wasps and England

Stephen Ferris (23) Ulster and Ireland

I'm really suprised that Ryan Jones hasn't gone. I knew he woudn't be captain, but I was sure he'd go. He's had a bad season, but I'd have taken him over Joe Worsley. The other suprise for me is Leigh Halfpenny making the squad. thats a big shock for me

O'Connell is Captain as expected, and I think thats the right decision. He's been immense this season for club and country

It's scary just how much like 6th Form this is. Its so fantastically awesome. I love it so much. Makes me miss school a bit, uni isn't quite the same somehow

Yay, Power Rangers!! I'm In!

Ye but Ramos spent a lot of money and did nothing with them. Redknapp has done wonders with Spurs, and should be nominated, along with Rafa, Moyes, and Fergie

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I was a big fan of "Planet of the Dead". I thought Michelle Ryan and Lee Evans were spot on. I could grumble about the seeming waste of good aliens in the Tritovores, who just didnt seem important at all, seemed a bit of padding really. But the eiding was good, and the line about "he will knock four times" is

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IMO an obvious reference to The Master, who I hear is definatly coming back, along with

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Donna and Wilf

Hopefully "The Waters of Mars" has Ice Warriors in it

I was very disapointed. I think I laughed about 3 times in all 3 episodes. The whole first episode seemed a waste, They could have condesned that down to 15 miniutes and expanded the rest of it to make it funnier. I wasn't keen on the storyline anyway, but it could have been much better excecuted.

But I did quite like the nods to past episodes, such as the whole "dispair squid" thing

We face Arsenal,City and Wigan within 6 days!

That is just not cool at all

Yes it is, it means you have more chance of slipping up and alowing us to win the league

After a quick check on BBC, Hull play Liverpool at home on the 25th of this month.

That's not going to be an easy game, and we need to win every point if we're going to have a chance at winning the league after the bastards United won against Villa. Hopefully they slip up against aresnal and city alowing us to go on and win the league:D

I like the idea of listing a player from each of the other teams in the same league, so i'm going to nick that:P

Aresnal - Cesc Fabrigas

Villa - Ashley Young, but I like an aful lot of their players really

Blackburn - Christopher Samba

Bolton - Matt Taylor

Chelsea - Joe Cole

Everton - Phil Jagelka

Fulham - Danny Murphy

Hull - Nick Barmby

Man City - Michael Johnson

Man United - I hate most of them, but Tevez is a good player

Middlesborough - Stewart Downing

Newcastle - Michael Owen (Obvious choice as a Liverpool fan)

Portsmouth - Linvoy Primus

Stoke - Dominic Matteo

Sunderland - Kenwyne Jones

Spurs - Jermaine Jenas, I like most of the spurs squad tbh

West Brom - Jonathan Greening

West Ham - Matt Upson

Wigan - Chris Kirkland

Love Tier

Led Zeppelin

U2

The Rolling Stones

David Bowie

Bruce Springsteen

Like Tier

R.E.M

Nirvana

Jimi Hendrix

The Beatles

The Who

Bod Dylan

Stevie Wonder

The Beach Boys

Neil Young

Elvis

Not Really Much Of A Fan Tier

The Clash

Marvin Gaye

The Velvet Underground

Prince

Radiohead

I always get names on my Liverpool shirts, always have done, and I'm kinds wierd that I don't like to get the same name twice, but there iare one or two exceptions. And I also won't get Gerrard or Carragher until they're last season, simply for the reason that everyone seems to get them on shirts, and I like to be a little different nowdays, though when I was younger, I got the obvious names (Owen and Fowler)

1995/96 - Home - Collymore 8

Away (Green & White Quaters) - McManaman 17

Goalkeepers - James 1

1996/97 - Home - Fowler 9

Away (Cream) - Berger 15

Goalkeepers - James 1

1997/98 - Away (Yellow) - Ince 17

1998/99 - Home - Owen 10

Away (White) - Heggam 14

2002/03 - Home - Heskey 8

2004/05 - Home - Hansen 6

2006/07 - Home - Pennant 16

Away (Yellow) - Fowler 9

2007/06 - Away (White) - Torres 9

Funny story about getting Hansen on my shirt, the woman at JJB spelt it wrong and now I have "Hanson" on it, I have a fucking boy band on a liverpool shirt, I wasn't best pleased

Fake or not, I've always thought a trillogy based on Ocarina of Time could be amazing. If they go down the Lord of the Rings route and make an epic ongoing series of linked films, then it could make a fortune, but they;d have to make the quality consistant with LOTR

I doubt it would ever happen, I'm sure Nintendo said they;d never let a Zelda film happen

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I never understood why Newcastle fans(not just the ones living there but the ones worldwide like in Bangladesh for example)think of themselves as a quality side,they have a great stadium and fanbase but is that enough? They cry and moan about not being in the top 5! just thank your lucky stars you are playing Premiership Football.

I completly agree with this assesment. It annoys me so much that they think they're a good side and expect to be challenging for everything, when in actual fact they're a lower mid-table side and have been for much of the last several years.

And I really don't see what Shearer is going to do other than placate the fans for a while. It puzzles me as to why Alan Shearer would take the job now when he's refused twice before when Newcastle we're in a better position

Just flicking through the workers, and a lot of the wages for young guys (such as Lesnar and AJ Styles) are massivly inflated, to the point where they're asking for more than some of the lower card guys in WWF and WCW. I''m working through it now to try and fix it, and can get the updated data to people if they want it when im done?

I'm in two minds as to which sport team to do, so im gonna do Liverpool and Llanelli Scarletts

Liverpool(present)

Steven Gerrard

Goes without saying really, without Gerrard, we're nothing

Jamie Carragher

While Gerrard is the driving force, Carra is the most passionate. His performance in the 2005 Champions League final is proof of this!

Fernando Torres

He's been off form this season, but Torres is our biggest goal threat, and IMO the best striker in the premeiership atm.

Javier Mascherano

Gerrard asside, i think Masch is the best midfielder we have, the quality of his passing is awesome, and he's solid defensivly

Sami Hyypia

A consistant part of the team for god knows how long, former captain, always gives his best

Liverpool (All Time)

Alan Hansen

My favourite player of all time. A quality center back who was comfortable with the ball at his feet, good passer of the ball and a damn fine captain. I never saw him play, but every game I've seen of him, he was class

Robbie Fowler

GOD! I rember how sad I was when he left, and how extatic I was when he came back. The best natural finisher the premiership has had

John Barnes

I never got to see the true Digger, only saw him later on in his carrer, but he was so good, even then.

Paul Ince

We shouldn't have let him go, I;d sooner have got rid of Houlier and Big Nose than Incey!

Danny Murphy

I have no idea why I liked him so much, I just did.

Llanelli Scarlets (Current)

Mogan Stoddart

I always feel he never gets the chance he deserves for Wales because Byrne is that good.

Regan King

Quality all over, good hands and can pick out a run well

Simon Easterby

Consistant quality, and the team captain

Matthew Rees

The ocational dodgy line out ball asside, I really do feel he's a quality player

Stephen Jones

His kicking is often piss poor, but his overall game is superb, never gives any less that 110%

I ahte to sound really harsh, but i was getting sick of the whole "jades Ill" thing on the cover of every bloody paper. She couldn't even die with dignaty, she had to hawk her cancer in everyone's face. It disgusted me, it really did. Whats next, her at the funeral? family eating bloody flakes at the funeral?!

I feel sorry for her family and her two lads, but she had no dignaty and would whore herself out to any paper or magazine that offered her a coupple of quid. I could never stand her, and it reall is a complete non-event.

I'm sorry if I offended anyone, that wasn't the intention, and this is by no-means a dig or a shot at cancer victims, believe me, people in my family have battled it. It's mearly my view on a woman I found to be abhorant