Danny George

Sounds good. What do you say?

I'd rather do something along the lines of wrestling if thats ok with you dude.

I Haven't had a GFX Battle on EWB yet and im itching for one.

GIMP is good, yeah? ive had it for a long time and i love it. Not too keen on the sig though

Well i have used GIMP for a long time and it looks like all youve dont is put a gradient over it and set it to overlay

Double Post Sorry

Gold Rush

19th November 2006, University of Denver Lecture Hall

The Fridge vs. Marco The Great

'The Metro One' Blake Gunn vs. Konrad

Debut Match

Mack Daddy Vanilla vs. 'The Metro One' Blake Gunn

Grace Divine vs. Marco The Great

SEMI MAIN EVENT

EGA Championship Number One Contender

Konrad vs. The Fridge

Konrad and Fridge where both defeated in the semi-finals of the EGA Title tournament. The winner will get a shot at the title next month.

MAIN EVENT

EGA Championship Match

Victor Moraslav vs. 'Black and Blue' Billy Bob

Vic and Black and Blue have fought there way through EGA's best to get to the big one and neither man expects to lose.

I Beg Your Pizzardon?

Monday 30th October 2006 - Dorm Room

Me: Ok boy..Dude, where is Cam?

Blake: Dunno, eh. Probably still at work.

Phone Rings.

Me: Talk to me.

???: Hey Dan. It's Cam

Me: Dude, where waiting on you. Remember? EGA meeting?

Cam: Yeah, yeah. I know.

Me: So come back here man.

Cam: Uhh. I'm a bit busy. Business you know

Me: What kind of business

Cam: None of your business

Me: Dude what the fuck?

Cam: Blake there?

Me: Yep here

Blake: Whats cooking good lookin?

Cam: Uhh well i'm not going to tell Danny just yet but I've got a guy who wants to wrestle for us...

Blake: And you want me to stall him until you get here with the new guy.

Cam: Exactly

Blake: He better be good

Cam: Good Looking or Good Wrestler

Blake What do you take me for?

Cam: A homo?

Blake: I'm not a homo. Im a metro

Cam: Define metro

Blake: I like to take care of myself and I like to look good

Cam: Dude you do your eyebrows

Blake: Shut up! Have you got a definition for me

Cam: Infact I do

Blake: Bring it then

Cam: Gay on the streets, straight in the sheets

Blake: FUCK YOU MAN!

Cam: Ok Carson. Dont get your perfectly sculpted pubes in a knot

Blake: OH YOU ARE SOO DEAD!

Cam: Stall him man, I'm coming

Blake hangs up the phone and turns around slowly to see me standing behind him, hands on hips.

Blake: Danny. My man. Danny Boy

Me: Whats with the yelling?

Blake: Cams total lack of respect

Me: For what?

Blake: EGA and my hair

Me: Ok dude. Whats Up with Cam.

Blake: Dunno right. He'll be here in a few.

A 'Few' Later

Cam: Whats up fellas.

Me: Finally

Blake: Sup Assjockey

Cam: Boys, this is Mack Daddy Vanilla

Mack Daddy Vanilla: Wassup Yo

Blake: Uhhh

Me: ....

Cam: He wants to wrestle for us

Me: Uhh Cam. Kitchen. Now

Blake: So Mr. Vanilla

MDV: Call me MDV. Whats crackin' Homie.

Blake: Im Blake

MDV: B-Lizze

Blake: If you want...

In The Kitchen

Me: What the fuck are you thinking? You know where low on dough. Fuck I mean where not so posh with the dosh. Fuckin rap!

Cam: Calm down mate. Just give him a go

Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO DO? RHYME THEM TO DEATH?

Cam: Dude. Would you pay to see this bloke get beaten up

Me: Ahhh. Great thinking dude. He is in.

Back in the Living Room

Me: Mack Daddy V.

MDV: Waddup Son?

Me: We are going to put you on a 3 month trial ok guy.

MDV: No worries...

Me: Danny.

MDV: D-Fanny.

Me: Danny is fine.

MDV: No doubt playa.

Me: Danny

MDV: My bad

Me: 19th November. Denver Uni Lecture Hall. 6pm sharp

MDV: Pfft. Or what

Me: How does EGA Roster vs. Mack Daddy Vanilla sound to you

MDV: You said six?

Me: Sharp

MDV: OK homies im out. B-Lizzle. Big Caz Dawg. Danny

All: Bye

It'll work

I'm not too sure but I think thats what happens

Im just turning Grace and have a big idea. Billy Bob is just about to leave because he is too over for a backyard fed lol.

Post Pussycat Dolls Live! on EGA.com

Tuesday 24th October 2006 - My Computer

Predictions

KingOfKings24 - 2

Gareth7 - 3

I'll PM you, Gareth with your prize!

Pussycat Dolls Live!

Sunday 22nd October 2006 - University Of Denver Lecture Hall

Only 13 people. Well it worked. But It should have worked better. Maybe some people where smart enough to read the small print.

Promo - Grace Divine

"Hello and Welcome to Pussycat Dolls Live! Is Everyone excited. Well its time for some hard hitting wrestling action"

Grace throws a cracker at the ground and disappears in the smoke. Accept she is still there. Some of the crowd don't look too happy that its wrestling not a concert. Well i mean there is a wrestling ring instead of a stage. You put two and two together and you get....The Pussycat Dolls Wrestling Federation. Ahhh. maybe not.

Overall Rating - 48% Very Impressive. Maybe they though she was a Pussycat Doll?

The Fridge vs. Victor Moraslav

The European Connection faced off against each othere in the Semi-Finals of the EGA Title tournament after Fridge won the Second Chance Fatal Four Way. While Fridge was winning that match, Vic was backstage 'pleasuring himself'. Fridge wasn't too happy that his partner did not watch his match. Vic was the one that came out ontop however as he slid off of Fridges back when he tried to hit the Fridge-U and rolled him up holding the tights.

Overall Rating - 22% They're tag team partners and there fighting!

Crowd Reaction - 7% Still pissed at the lack of PCD

Match Quality - 43% Thats ok. Its the others im worried about

'Black and Blue' Billy Bob vs. Konrad

Two of EGA's best engaged in the second Sem-Final match of the night with Black and Blue taking on Konrad. The match was alot of back and forth until BB delivered his Sweet Shin Music out of nowhere. Konrad attenpted a clothesline but BB ducked and hit an Alabama Slam for the win.

Overall Rating - 45% I think thats the best ever EGA match

Crowd Reaction - 31% Wow!Not pissed off at me now are you PCD fans!

Match Quality - 69% Hahaha. 69. Hahaha

The Magicians vs. The Fridge

Fridge had a hard task ahead of him, taking on both members of the magical duo. Fridge dominated Marco for most of the match with Grace just looking on. Fridge kept looking over his shoulder but Grace didn't seem phased by Fridge taking out Marco. Fridge ended the match, without touching Grace mind you, with a vicious spear to the near rag doll Marco.

Overall Rating - 28% Not so bad, Not so good

Crowd Reaction - 17% Dont like magic eh?

Match Quality - 48% For the handicap turned 1 on 1 match?

Promo - Marco The Great

Marco: What the hell was that Grace? Let me get absolutely thrashed by Fridge. Why didn't you help? Whyyyy....

Billy Bob's music plays and he comes out to face Marco who isnt in good condition.

Overall Rating - 46% Poor Marco

Marco The Great vs. 'Black and Blue' Billy Bob

Billy continued where Fridge left off, beating the shit out of Marco. Marco mustered a bit of offence but by then Marco was running on empty. Grace came down to the ring with a chair and we thought she was going to nail Billy but she went to nail Marco. Marco ducked and grabbed the chair and decked BB and Grace. He fell ontop of Billy and won with the three. Grace and BB began demolishing Marco after the bell.

Overall Rating - 36% Good job Danny

Crowd Reaction - 24% Nice, real nice.

Match Quality - 48% Didn't break 50?

Blake Gunn came into the ring with a vicious look in his eyes and chased Billy Bob and Grace away. EMT's helped Marco away from the ring as Grace re-entered the ring for her match against 'The Metro One'.

'The Metro One' Blake Gunn vs. Grace Divine

Blake had a patch for some stitches over the bridge of his nose and he let out a tribal scream before going absolutely crazy and swinging his arms around. Blake hit Grace with a Lou Thesz press and the two traded head banging into the mat. Blake hit a Niceasser to finish Grace off.

Overall Rating - 29% Mediocre

Crowd Reaction - 17% Who doesn't like bitch fights?

Match Quality - 50% Blake breaks the 50!

Victor Moraslav vs. Konrad

This was just a vicious brawl between a horny old ex-MMA fighting Russian and a stuck-up ex-army member as they tore each other aprat. The reason? Konrad caught Victor 'stroking the salami'. Victor actually went so far as to grab Konrads head and thrust his wang in Konrads face. It didn't pay off though as Konrad hit a low-blow and then locked in the Texas Cloverleaf. Vic tapped out to give Konrad the win.

Overall Rating - 31% What?

Crowd Reaction - 14% It was the main event and it gets a 14?

Match Quality - 56% Thats ok. A couple of 50+'s don't hurt

Overall Rating - 35%

Yes! Lets hope you guys keep this one because i love reading your diarys

Though i'd post this banner i just made then.

Thanks for the predictions man. Yeh well i thought about making a new diary then remembered how much i liked doing this and how much people liked reading diaries like this.

Thanks for the predictions. Keep 'em coming please!!!

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Monday 2nd October 2006 - Jays Apartment

I knock on Jay's room door. I am expecting a very tidy apartment with lots of video game and Star Wars posters all over the walls. I am not surprised as the pizza faced rookie ref opens the door to his room and it is infact covered in Star Wars poster, merchandise and anything else with Star Wars written on the packet

Me: Nice pad. Bet you get plenty of chicks up here

Jay: There has only ever been one girl up here, my mother

Figures

Me: Anyway. How did you do with the posters

Jay: Take a look for yourself

I take the poster from Jay

Me: Nice dude. Real nice

Jay: I know

Me: Oh man. You forgot something

Jay: Oh? and what is that?

Me: Over 16 years only?

Jay: Oh i can easily edit that in. All i need to do is *Technical Computer Speak*

5 Minutes Later

Jay: And done

Me: Thanks man

I hand Jay a piece of paper

Jay: Whats this?

Me: The card. Can you just put it up on the website

Jay: Danny. The website has had 11 hits this whole time

Me: And? Those 11 people are half of our fan base

Jay: Oh well sorry

Me: Lose the attitude and put it up wise ass our you can kiss the rest of your Yoda sex toys goodbye

Jay: Is that how you feel Danny?

Jay stands. I swell up. He shrinks back into his seat.

Jay: I'll do it right now boss

I look over Jays shoulder just incase he decides to add something stupid.

EGA presents: Pussycat Dolls Live!

22nd October 2006, University of Denver Lecture Hall

2nd Round of the EGA Title Tournament

The Fridge vs. Victor Moraslav

Billy Bob vs. Konrad

Handicap Match

The Magicians (Marco and Grace) vs. The Fridge

Billy Bob vs. Marco The Great

SEMI MAIN EVENT

'The Metro One' Blake Gunn vs. Grace Divine

Blake's nose was almost broken courtesey of an early strike by Billy Bob and then worsened when Grace threw Gunn to the outside, landing on his injured nose. The blood and tears flowed as Blake was mentally distraut through the match. The Metro One's nose is now fully healed but the rage is still pent up. Expect a cat-fight.

MAIN EVENT

Konrad vs Victor Moraslav

Konrad was so disgusted with Victor Moraslav's backstage actions when he saw Victor having a 'hand-party' during the Second Chance Fatal Fourway that he challenged Vic to a match. Will Konrad's sensibiltiy prevail?

The Meeting

Friday 29th September 2006 - Our Dorm Room

Me: Ok. The reason I have called you all here is that we are losing fans. Sure we only lost 1 out of 5 fans this show but what happens if that doubles every show

Billy Bob: Ahh Err. That means we will have no fans in....*Counts on fingers*....I dunno. Blake your the smart one 'ere. Tell em.

Blake: Two shows. Two shows until we have 0 fans.

Blake may have a good dress scence and nice hair but smart he is not.

Me: I propose we take 'evasive action'.

Cam: What do you mean by that?

Me: Im not sure yet. Any ideas?

Victor: I could hump women in ring?

Me: No thanks Vic. Anyone else.

Konrad: Hire some more wrestlers?

Me: Good idea. I will probably do that in the new year but we need an idea for right now

Marco: I could put on a magi....

Everyone: NO!

Me: We need something people want

The people want Grace to strip!

Grace: I could strip...

Yesssss!!!

Victor: Lap dance me in ring for fans?

Grace: Nevermind then

Fuck

Me: We need to ride someone else's wave of popularity

Blake: Well black is the new white

Me: And what do you want me to do?

Blake: I dunno?

Racist

Me: Come on think

Konrad: We could get a band

Cam: Girls are working for WWE

Marco: I could do some magi....

Everyone: NO!

Me: I've got it. We get a girl band wearing skimpy outfits to perform at the next show

Cam: We don't have enough money though

Me: I was just about to come to that. What if we advertise the name of our next show 'Pussycat Dolls Live!'

Grace: Won't little girls turn up though

Me: Well the main audience that they play to is horny 20 to 40 year olds

Vic gets a boner.

Me: Told you

Cam: Ok

Me: So the name of our next show is 'Pussycat Dolls Live!'

I look around the room to a bunch of nervous faces.

Me: It will work!

Post Battle For The Base on EGA.com

Wednesday 20th September - My Computer

Battle For The Base

Sunday 17th Septmeber 2006 -College Baseball Outfield

With the amount of fans we had, we could have put one on each base. Thats right, 4 people in attendance and they all looked like druggo's thinking it was actually a battle for base.

Promo - Victor Moraslav

"Hhhello and velcome to EGA Battel Fur De Baze. I am Victor Moraslav and i can see a fhew ghood lookin' laadies in toooday. Come and see mhee after show, bootiful! But fiarst i diimolish that rhednick piece hof shiiitte, Bhilly Bob."

Overall Rating - 24% Well at least people are laughing?

"The Metro One" Blake Gunn vs. Billy Bob

Billy and Blake faced off in the first tournament match. Blake copped a stiff forearm in the nose from Billy in the middle of the match leading to Blake crying and trying to get medical attention halfway through a match. Victor Moraslav came out trying to cost Billy Bob the match but inadvertandly struck Blake in the nose leading to him screaming in pain instead of lying down for the pin. Billy had to his some Sweet Shin Music so Blake would colapse to the mat. Billy finally pinned Blake but straight after the three count, Blake was back on his feet and ran to the back.

Overall Rating - 41% Good starter

Crowd Reaction - 21% They must've thought Blake was faking the nose thing

Match Quality - 61% OhhhK

Grace Divine vs. Victor Moraslav

Victor stayed in the ring for his tournament match with Grace. Vic had a boner half the match. Figures. Victor showed some signs of his former MMA glory, not in a good way though, he knocked Grace out just before the finish with a stiff kick to the temple. Victor pinned Grace after slapping her in the face trying to revive her.

Overall Rating - 28% Aleast I have an excuse

Crowd Reaction - 13% Grace got knocked out!!

Match Quality - 44% Vic had a boner during the match!

Konrad vs. The Fridge

The newly un-gimmicked Konrad, who was a waitor last time the fans (or lack of fans) saw him. Never the less he went over against Cam with a Texas Cloverleaf. I dont think Cam was impressed because his face went a little purple while in the hold.

Overall Rating - 32% Should have been better

Crowd Reaction - 18% Not bad

Match Quality - 47% No mistakes in the match!

Promo - The Magicians

Marco: Hopefully tonight we wont have any interruptions as I, Marco the Great and my Beautiful Assistant, Grace Devine (Know Awake!) present you with the greatest magical phenomenon ever as i will make myself disappear..

Fridge comes out and takes out Marco and Grace and then Blake follows, nose heavily bandaged.

Overall Rating - 44% Another incomplete trick

Second Chance Fatal Four Way

Marco The Great vs. The Fridge vs. 'The Metro One' Blake Gunn vs. Grace Divine

The Magicians double teamed both Cam and Blake in the early goings before Grace grabbed Blakes hair. Blakes reaction was kind of like Hulk Hogans, pointing to Grace and yelling 'You' and then signalling that she should talk to the hand. Blake then had a BF, Bitch Fit and slapped the crap out of Grace. Fridge hoisted Marco up and hit the Fridge-U for the win while Grace and Blake rolled around on the floor.

Overall Rating - 32% Not Bad at all

Crowd Reaction - 16% Blake turned into a Teenage Girl!!!

Match Quality - 49% It wasn't that good

Promo - Billy Bob

'Listen Up yer maiiiingy varment. Stop coming into ma matches and beatin' me down, ya hear or ill get my dadies shotguon'

Overall Rating - 57% More chuckles for this fued

Falls Count Anywhere

Victor Moraslav vs. Billy Bob

After hyping this fued up all night i thought it would be fitting to let them beat the crap out of each other on the baseball pitch.

Billy Bob actually hit Victor around the head with 3rd base. Billy Bob won after hitting Vic with an Alabama Slam onto 2nd base.

Overall Rating - 39% Made use of the baseball pitch

Crowd Reaction - 20% They were in the crowd the whole match

Match Quality - 58% Should have been better

Overall Rating - 37%

I don't know much about TNA but your making me learn much quicker. Great format and writing and nice graphics. Well done so far!

What program do you make these on?

This idea has a lot of potential to be great. I like the format in which Raw was set in and I hope you will keep using it.

I do see some gaps, as do others. The biggest one that jumps out to me (I don't know why, honestly) is your using the MVP and Carlito names, same with Rikishi. Those are all Compyrighted names by WWE. Even little things will get u by that though. Carlito Colon instead of just Carlito. Kishi instead of Rikishi...and just pick a name for MVP.