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Match 1

Viscera vs Bob Holly

Viscera dominated Bob Holly from start to finish, he threw him around the ring like a rag doll. Viscera used a couple of devastating power moves on Holly making sure he got no offence in during the match. Viscera finished Holly of with a bone crunching Sidewalk Slam. Getting the easy 1....2...3.

The bell rang and Viscera was announced was winner, but Viscera wanted to do more damage to Holly as he rolled him to the outside and gave him a second Sidewalk Slam onto the concrete.

OR-51%

CR-50%

MQ-52%

Legion Of Doom Video.

Hawk and Animal are shown attacking the New Age Outlaws during the Royal Rumble this past Sunday. The Video cuts to footage from Monday Night Raw, firstly we are shown them standing in the middle of the ring as Vince McMahon announces them as the newest members of The Corporation.

69%

Match 2

Sho Funaki vs Steve Blackman

A nice even match up with Blackman edging out with the victory, Funaki used his small size to his advantage to doge some of the offence from Steve Blackman. Blackman ends the match with a Guillotine Choke.

OR-64%

CR-48%

MQ-81%

Ministry attack

The Ministry of Darkness members Goldust, and Owen Hart are shown backstage assaulting Brood members Edge and Christian. Goldust and Owen walk of smirking at their handy work.

81%

Goldust wants Gangrel

Goldust with Owen alongside him cuts a promo, he wants Gangrel to become the newest member of The Ministry, but Gangrel alone, he says Edge and Christina are of no use to the Ministry, and they expect an answer on Sunday Night Heat tomorrow night.

75%

Main Event

D'Lo Brown vs Gangrel

Gangrel took the win after the presence of Goldust and Owen Hart took it’s affect. Goldust and Owen came to ringside, Owen gave distraction to D’Lo as Goldust took him out with a chair. Gangrel followed up with an Implant DDT for the 1...2..3 Goldust and Owen stood smirking at Gangrel as the show went of the air.

OR-69%

CR-68%

MQ-70%

Shotgun got 54%

We got a 0.29 rating for 'Shotgun'!

The attendance level was 8033 people.

We made $321320 from ticket sales

WCW got a 2.11 television rating for 'Saturday Night'!

The event was attended by 6050 people.

They made $242000 from ticket sales

Used to be Paul Merson, then he went to drugs and drink, then in came David Platt.

Outside of Arsenal my favourite player would be Matt Le Tissier

I agree with Kou and Triplexpac, Grim Fandango and Monkey Island own all, they are trully amazing, if you're into them type of games that is.

I liked Max Payne for the short time we had it, (the CD magically disapeared). You could probally get it cheap now, not sure what Max Payne 2's like tho.

Grim Fandango

Monkey Island(all of them)

Max Payne

Command and Conquer are pretty good games.

Swat 3(A great tactical game)

Deus X

Neverwinter Nights

All great games, tho thats my opinion, you might think otherwise.

Shocking, I can't belive that mindless thugs would beat another human being to death over a football game, it's disgusting.

JR- Hello and welcome to Monday Night Raw, we are just 24 hours of what was one of the most memorable Royal Rumble’s in history, we had it all, The Legion Of Doom, siding with The Corporation to cost The New Age Outlaws the tag titles, we had Triple H turn on his D-X team mates to become the third member of the night to go corporate, and fourth and last man was the menacing Sycho Sid, he entered as number 30 and destroyed the remaining contestants in the rumble, including Stone Cold Steve Austin.

King- Oh what a night it was JR, also we can’t forget about the creepy return of Goldust and Owen Hart, how can we say, not quite looking them selves, even the bizarre Goldust looked more bizarre than usual. And what about the return of King Mabel, aka Viscera also looking like the newest member of The Ministry, the only one missing now is the Undertaker.

JR- Well Mr McMahon said that Austin and the federation would have no chance, and well after last night I am starting to think that he really is right. We have one of the most dominate tag teams in the history of the WWF the Legion of Doom in the corporation, then we have the dangerous Triple H, and that monster Sycho Sid, last night he just ripped Austin apart, and ended up putting him through the ring with a powerbomb as the Rumble came to a close.

King- A warning to all those that will oppose Mr McMahon and the corporation, you will find out the hard way just like Austin did last night, you really do have No Chance In Hell. And Jr what did I say about Mankind, I was right all along, all he is, is a wannabe, he thought he was good enough to become champion, but he got his butt kicked, just like I said he would.

JR- You and I were obviously watching a different rumble last night, because Mankind as you well know should be the champion, If it wasn’t for Vince McMahon it would be Mankind with the gold and not the Rock.

King- Face it JR I was right and you were wrong, any way the big question has got to be, what happens next, The Rock is still the champ as I predicted but Sid who by the looks of things from last night is in the Corporation is also the number one contender.

JR- Indeed King you are right, for once may I add, but you can bet Vince will have something up his sleeve, he always does, and you can guarantee he be smug about last night, he set out to make sure Austin and Mankind wouldn’t be going to Wrestlemania within the title picture, and he made sure that he got what he wanted.

Now you really have No Chance

The No Chance theme blasts out over the PA system and out comes Vince McMahon with a glowing smile across his face, Bossman and Shamrock come out first, next to walk out is Test, followed by the newest tag team consisting of Hawk and Animal, the Legion Of Doom. Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon and Kane come out together finally followed by the retaining heavyweight Champion The Rock.

The Corporation stand in the ring looking smug, The Rock parades his title around the ring much to the anger of the crowd in attendance. Vince has a microphone and is awaiting to speak.

Vince- Well you no good trailer trash, fat, pimple ass red necks what did I say, eh, come what did I say, well I’ll tell you what I said. For weeks I told Austin, for weeks I told Mankind you get in my way then you stand No Chance in Hell, and guess what, last night they stood no chance in hell just as the rest of the federation stands no chance in hell.

Last night at the Royal Rumble the Corporation became invincible, Mankind was told he was way out of his league and last night The Rock proved that by whipping his candy ass all over the place. Austin thought that he would win the Royal Rumble and go on to face the champion at Wrestlemania, well thanks to the newest member of The Corporation that won’t happen. Hell I’d be surprised if Austin even set foot in a WWF ring again, especially after what Sycho Sid did to Austin at the Rumble, Power bombing him straight through the ring and all the way to hell. And if Austin does ever show up again, then well quite frankly he will get the same treatment as he did last night at the hands of Sid.

The New Age Outlaws, oh boy I bet they are pissed, ha, firstly they have a WWF tag team title match, only to get beat by the champions and beat down by the newest members of The Corporation, ladies and gentleman put your hands together for Hawk and Animal, the Legion Of Doom.

Hawk and Animal step forward and raise their hands only for the crowd to let them know of their anger with a chorus of boo’s.

And then the Outlaws go on later in the night to face the big red machine Kane, and have their leader of D-X Triple H turn on them, Hunter beat them down like the dog’s they are. He saw the light, he knew staying in D-X was bad for his career and made the best decision of his life by siding with the Corporation. And for all those missing Hunter he will be here later on tonight.

The crowd start of with a large chant of Asshole directed towards Vince.

God damn you, you shut the hell up now, or else I’ll send the Corporation into the crowd to beat each and every one of your worthless ass’s. Last night I proved to the world that the WWF stands No Chance in Hell against me and the Corporation, any one that stands in my way, whether it be Austin, the Outlaws or Mankind, they all will be tossed aside like the trash they are. Anyone who doubted me before will never doubt me again, this time you really do stand No Chance In Hell.

93%

Just Bring It

Vince hands The Rock the microphone, The Rock steps forward to the middle of the ring.

Finally The Rock has come back to........

The Rock pauses and looks at McMahon they shrug their shoulders at each other and give a puzzled look.

Rock- Well where ever this dump is the Rock can’t wait to get the hell out of here, this place is more disgusting than that ugly oaf Mankind. Last night the great one showed the world that Mankind was nothing more than a dreamer, nothing more that a wannabe, nothing more than a overweight, ugly, bo smelling, turd stinking loser.

The crowd let out a chorus of boo’s and then follow up with a Mankind chant.

You can chant for Mankind all you want, but he won’t come out, you see The Rock whooped his ass last night, man he whooped it good, are there is no way in hell that Mankind will come out to face The great one, you know why, because he is scared. Mankind is scared of The Rock, last night he had one shot at the title, a shot he will never get again, and he blew it, the turd stinking oaf is nothing, he is a loser, an overweight first class oaf, with nothing going for him. Hell if I was Mankind, and thank god Im not, then Id be on the first plane to suicide city. Because lets face it, he is a nobody, he has nothing know and won’t have anything in the future.

The crowd chant You Suck towards The Rock.

WO, WO, is the great one hearing this right, is that a you suck chant. Hell you are right, The Rock does suck, he suck’s so bad that he is the world heavyweight champion, The Rock sucks so bad that he whipped Mankind’s ass all over the arena at the Royal Rumble, man does The Rock suck, now shut the hell up before I jump in their and whip each and everyone of your candy ass’s.

The fact of the matter is this, The Corporation was good before but now we are unstoppable, we have the great one himself, The Rock, Triple H, the legion of Doom and that monster Sycho Sid, all under one corporation. We took out Mankind, we took out Austin and we took out the Outlaws, lets face you do stand no chance in hell.

If anyone wants to step up against The Corporation, you will get your ass’s handed back to you on a plate, now IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL what the Rock is cooking.

The Rock drops the Mic to the floor, The Corporation exit the ring and walk of into the backstage area.

92%

JR- The Rock is full of himself, there is no way that without the help of Vince McMahon The Rock would still be champion, no way at all. And if Vince thinks Austin won’t be back looking for revenge, then by god is he in for a surprise.

King- Come on JR do you really expect Austin to want to step up against Sycho Sid, after what he done to him last night at the Rumble power bombing him through the ring, I would be very surprised if he came back looking for more.

JR- King I am glad to say you are WRONG, mark my words Austin will be back and he won’t be no walk in the park, im telling ya, he will be back.

Match 1

Gangrel vs D'Lo Brown

Gangrel came out with the rest of the Brood. They all came up through the stage in circle of fire, Gangrel and the brood slide into the ring, Gangrel drunk out of the Goblet and spat red liquid into the air. D’Lo came out next accompanied by Mark Henry.

End of match-

Gangrel whips D’Lo of the ropes and wham, what the. It’s Goldust he nailed D’Lo with a chair. Mark Henry runs round but gets taken down by Edge and Christian.

Gangrel capitalises with an Implant DDT he goes down for the cover the ref counts 1....2....3

Goldust rolls into the ring and stands toe to toe with Gangrel, Goldust smirks at Gangrel, but Gangrel doesn’t take to kindly and attacks Goldust. The Brood all leave the ringside area, Goldust sits up and again smirks.

OR-63%

CR-72%

MQ-70%

King- What the, I don’t get it. Goldust helps Gangrel and the Brood get the pinfall over D’Lo and then Gangrel takes out Goldust, and what’s with the smirking.

JR -I think Gangrel didn’t want any help, and you have to wonder, what does Goldust want with Gangrel, is it a recruitment process for the Ministry.

L.O.D make impact

The music of the Outlaws hits over the PA system, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg make their way to the ring, Gunn and Dogg slide in, Road Dogg has a microphone in his hand.

Dogg- Last night at the Rumble me the D O double G and the ass master Billy Gunn got screwed big time, Vince said it earlier I bet they are pissed, and guess what we are. Everything we fought for, we got screwed out of, defending that jack ass Triple H and we got screwed for it. We would be champions tonight if only not for the pieces of crap known as the Legion Of Doom. If Hawk and Animal want some of the D O double G and the ass man then bring it, once we dealt with you, Hunter you’ll be next.

Dogg hands the mic over to Billy Gunn.

Gunn-You now we have been through some tough times in the WWF, we have seen some strange things in the WWF, we have kicked some ass in the WWF. But never, never in my life would I have thought that Hunter would screw us. We were like brothers and you stabbed us in the back, we were close man, we were the Degenerates, we stayed together through thick and thin and you kick us from behind, you beat down on us, everything we have every done, and it all stands for S**t.

Hawk and Animal jump from the crowd over the guardrail and straight into the ring.

Animal nails Billy Gunn from behind, Hawk strikes Road Dogg to the ground, Animal and Hawk start putting the boots into the New Age Outlaws. Animal stops and slides out of the ring, he grabs two chairs and folds them up, Animal climbs back into the ring and hands a chair to Hawk.

Animal slams the chair down over the back of Billy Gunn, and again for the second time. Hawk pulls Dogg to his feet, but soon puts him back down with a chair shot straight across the forehead. Hawk and Animal drop the chairs and exit the ring leaving the Outlaws motionless in the middle of the ring.

67%

JR- What the hell as that, there was no need for the LOD to attack the outlaws.

King- They were asking for it JR, bad mouthing the LOD and Triple H, if they had kept their mouths shut, which is something we no they can’t do, then they wouldn’t have got their butts beat down.

He will return

The camera cuts to the back, we are taken to a room pitch black in darkness. Six figures stand facing over the camera, one by one they take down their hoods revealing, Mideon, Viscera, Bradshaw, Faarooq, Owen Hart, Goldust and finally Paul Bearer.

Bearer- The return of the Lord of Darkness is upon us, the Undertaker seeks the souls of those that fear him, KANE, the Undertaker wants you, what little soul and heart you have will belong to the Undertaker. Owen Hart, Goldust and Viscera all belong to us, they saw the Darkside and knew they could not oppose it, just like you Kane you can not oppose us. The Lord Of Darkness has spoken you will belong to us.

The six members of the Ministry put their hoods back on as the camera fades away to complete darkness.

81%

JR- King I gotta tell yeah, When the Undertaker comes back I got a feeling all hell will break lose, the Undertaker wants Kane and we know Kane won’t back down from his brother, things are looking interesting.

King- Undertaker or not, Kane fears no one, we all know that and the Undertaker know’s that, anyway Vice will have a plan.

Degeneration who

The camera cuts to outside as we see a limo pull in. The door swings open and out steps Triple H. Triple H begins to walk into the building as we can hear him self muttering “ It’s good to be Corporate.”

95%

King- He’s here JR, the newest member of the Corporation Triple H.

JR- I noticed, he’s making one big ass mistake siding with the Corporation.

Match 2

Godfather vs Jeff Jarrett

Jarrett out first with his guitar in hand wearing a “Don’t P**s me off.” t-shirt. Jarrett is accompanied by Debra.

Godfather came out with his usual “lady friends.”

End of match-

Jarrett whips Godfather but gets reversed and goes crashing into the turnbuckle, Jarrett is dazed as the Godfather starts charging up, he looks set for the Ho train.

Godfather runs in at Jarrett but Jarrett pulls the ref in front of him, the Godfather and the ref collide both falling to the floor.

Jarrett rolls to the outside and grabs his guitar, Godfather stumbles to his feet, he takes one look at Jarrett before he gets layed out with the guitar. Jarrett clears the ring of debris

Jarrett wakes the ref up as he makes the pin, the ref counts slowly 1....2.....3

OR-68%

CR-79%

MQ-71%

Suck It

No Chance hits over the PA system, coming out alongside Vince McMahon is the Triple H. McMahon and Triple H casually walk towards the ring, McMahon is handed a microphone on his way into the ring.

Vince- Ladies and Gentlemen on behalf of the Corporation I Vince McMahon bring to you the newest member of the Corporation Triple H.

Vince hands over the mic to a smiling Triple H.

Triple H- Since last night I’ve been getting phone call, after phone call, no good Jackasses just like you bunch of slobs phoning me in the middle of the night, saying why Hunter why. Why did you turn on Billy Gun and Road Dogg, why have you joined the Corporation.

You wanna know why, then I’ll tell you why,. I want the best in the WWF, who doesn’t, and I know I can get the best in the WWF, but the difference between me and the Outlaws and the rest of D-X is I know how to get the best, they don’t. Take a look at them, last night they couldn’t win the tag titles, and then they get destroyed by the monster Kane, two of them a nd they couldn’t get the job done. There losers, I’m not, they will be stuck running round getting their ass’s kicked every damn week, just like they did tonight when the LOD took them out.

I don’t want that, I want the best, and to be the best you have to be with the best, not some third rate wrestlers getting their ass’s kicked every damn week. And another thing them damn morons kept asking me, why would you help Kane after he attacked you and injured you with a sledgehammer, well guess what you idiots, Kane never touched me, we went in the room closed the door, I made a little noise, put some fake blood across my head and place the sledgehammer and there you have it.

From now on this is my time, the time of Triple H, when you see me you will remember me for the best damn wrestler there is. You will recognise me from now on, I am The Game and there is not a damn thing you can do about it, The Corporation is number one and so am I. Forget Austin, forget Mankind, Forget The Undertaker, their nothing but third rate superstars, if they step in my way then I take them down just like tonight in the main event I will take down the Outlaws and Mankind. Remember this is my time now.

87%

JR-You no something.

King- What

JR- What an ass, what a pompous jack ass, who the hell does he think he is, it will take a hell of a lot more to take the top spots that the likes of Mankind and Austin have.

Match 3

Viscera vs The Hardy Boyz

End of Match-

Viscera layed out in the corner turnbuckle as Matt Hardy drops to his knees on all fours, Jeff Hardy comes running in and launches himself of his brother and splashing Viscera.

Viscera stagers out from the turnbuckle and is sent back with a double dropkick from Matt and Jeff, Owen Hart comes running down the aisle and slides into the ring he takes Jeff Hardy and slams him to the ground and locks on the Sharpshooter.

Matt turns to help Jeff but is knocked to the ground by Viscera, Viscera picks Matt back up and lifts him over his head, Viscera slams Matt to the ground and follows up with a big splash. Owen leaves the ring as Viscera goes for the cover 1...2...3

OR-48%

CR-44%

MQ-65%

[bJR- Up next is the main event, Mankind and the Outlaws team to take on Triple H and the Legion of Doom, It’s gonna be a Sloberknocker King.

The crazy one

Mankind is backstage, standing alongside him, the New Age Outlaws.

Mankind- Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, what can I say Rock, you beat me, you pinned me in the middle of the ring one, two, three. I bet you and Vice were proud of your selves, once again screwing me out of the WWF title, well Rock look close at me look real close, because this aint over, oh no Rock it’s not over by a long shot. I’ll keep coming and coming and coming until I get what is mine, the WWF championship, mark my words Rock I will get it, oh yes I will indeed. Now if you don’t mind me and the Outlaws have some ass kicking to do against Triple H and the Legion Of Doom.

79%

Main Event

Hawk, Animal, and Triple H vs Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, and Mankind

Mankind and the New Age Outlaws all came out together to the music of Mankind. The music of The Corporation followed and the three of the newest members emerged from behind the curtain. Triple H, alongside the Legion Of Doom equipped with the spiked jackets.

End of Match-

This is chaos, The Outlaws and the LOD are fighting up on the ramp way, Mankind and Triple H the two legal men slugging it out on the floor. Mankind whips Hunter straight into the ring steps, ouch that’s gotta hurt. Mankind runs at Triple H but is taken down with a drop toe hold. Triple H stands to his feet and slugs away at Mankind as he gets to his. Hunter takes Mankind and slams his head of the announcers desk.

Hawk swings a punch Gunn, but Gunn ducks and lands a DDT on Hawk, Animal goes for a suplex on Dogg and crashes him back first onto the ramp. Gunn goes over and nails Animal Gunn lands a left and then a right on Animal.

INCOMING, it’s Sycho Sid, Sid comes down and takes out Billy Gunn, Road Dogg gets a big boot into his face. Sycho Sid laughs as he looks on into the ring. Triple H and Mankind battling it out in the center of the ring, Mankind takes Hunter and rams his head of the turnbuckle, one , two, three, four. Sid comes into the ring and lands a blow on Mankind, he beats him down with a barrage of painful arm slams across the back of Mankind. Sid picks up Mankind and takes him down with a chokeslam. Sycho Sid leaves the ring as Triple H lifts him to his feet, Hunter kicks Mankind in the mid drift and follows up with a PEDIGREE. Triple H goes down with the cover 1...2...3

OR-69%

CR-80%

MQ-72%

JR- He’s back, Sycho Sid menacing the WWF again, he was at the Rumble and he’s here tonight but folks we are out of time, we’ll be sure to show you what happens next week on Monday night Raw.

Raw got 75%

We got a 6.86 rating for 'Raw is War'!

The attendance level was 8040 people.

We made $321600 from ticket sales.

WCW got a 5.62 television rating for 'Nitro'!

The event was attended by 5036 people.

They made $201440 from ticket sales.

My bro downloded something called Winamp and you can listen to a variety of different stations, tho im not sure where you get it from, ill have a look see If i can find any links for ya.

EDIT-

Found the site Winamp

Once installed just go File > Internet Radio and then chose whatever you want.

I listen to the Hard Rockin 80's selection.

Im worried 1-0 to Stoke, Hopefully we can pull it back in the second half, we have a strong enough team out to be whopping their asses.

Not sure if this has what your looking for, but it's worth a look.Underdogs

Anyway else think Davinna looks hot in that wierd brown jacket thing?

Missed the nose, why can't it be caprice that sleeps naked and not the 65 year old wrinkle woman.

I think Captain Hollister would look ok on the DVD spine, plus since it's series 8 and he plays a big part in that series it kinda makes sense.

Anyone got any thourghts on the movie that is apparently being made. I think the latest update was they would start filming this January, but every time thay announce a date they put it back another 6 months.

Not sure if Abi Titmuss was rumored as was Sam Fox. I read that Mark Bosnich was going to go in as well.

Yesterdays Daily Star (take this for what it's worth) Claimed that the show was being cut short by 4 days, they were going to have model Victoria Silvstedt in the show but she quit after getting a tv presenting job in the US. Soccer star Frank MacAvennie was axed after boasting he had been picked. It also says Replacing "son of god" prophet David Icke with Eurotrash host Antoine De Cannes.

But like I say take it for what it's worth as the Daily Star is usually full of shit.

I finally done it last night, it took me ages to do but my mind is at rest knowing I done it.

Pretty pointless but fun.

12100, that is one weird game.

I've got an old Sega Mega drive lying around somewhere, the good old day's of classic platforming games. Also got a n64 if you consider that a classic games console.

That cover looks pretty cool, I had a dream I bought Red Dwarf V on DVD last night.

And who remebers the Rimmer experience song.

Credit http://reddwarf.calcon.net/html/rimmer_song.html for the song. Found it on google.

If you're in trouble he will save the day

He's brave and he's fearless come what may

Without him the mission would go astray

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer

He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer

He will never need a zimmer

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

More reliable than a garden trimmer

He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner

He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee

His command of space directives is uncanny

How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

He's also a fantastic swimmer

And if you play your cards right

Then he just might come round for dinner

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

No rhymes left now apart from quimmer

He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer

Fade out you stupid plimmer

Swat 3 10/10-Great tactical game, with alot of great levels, Airport, Tv studio, a snipers house.

WWE Day Of Reckoning 8/10, Good game, the best Gamecube wrestling game so far. The Story mode is good, but always the same things happen, it has no variety.Other than that a good game.

My favourite episodes are: Backwards, Back to reality, Stoke me a clipper, Cassandra.

Dwayne Dwibly kicks ass.

I still haven't got any of the Rred Dwarf dvd's, I have got a few series on tape, but I want the DVD'S for the smeg up's and such a like. I wonder if the movie will ever get made.

Fantastic result, it's about time we showed what we could be capable of on a regular basis in Europe. Fabregas is an excellent player and played a blinder tonight, as did the whole team really.

Not sure what to make of Almunia, he made a good save, but he also looked as bad as Lehman when it comes to making mistakes a good goalkeeper shouldn't be making.

Thats what they needed really, someone needed to remind them what they achived last year and how feared they became, compared to how timid they were in their last showings. Hopefully the Brum win will kick start them back into the form they shown us last season.

Cudicini, and Wright Philpis, oh fuck yes.

Addictive, I didn't exactly get the 25,000 that some of you got. The one with all the papre clips was surprisingly not as hard as Iimagined, even tho I can only get 4.

I hope Wright Phillips put's the ball in the back of the net to shut the racist twats up. Rooney was disrespectful in throwing the arm band to the floor,he should have more sense and more respect than to do something like that. We have been pretty poor all game and as it stands I would say we deserve to lose.

That was a cracking game, what a result 5-4, and I must say Defoe's goal was a beauty.

The camera pans around the arena, as the Royal Rumble gets under way, the fireworks go of heading for the ceiling of the arena. The crowd is going crazy as they wave around their signs. The camera cuts to the announcers desk as we see JR and King seated in place.

JR- Hello and welcome, this is the night we have anticipated, the night we will see The Rock and Mankind square of for the heavyweight title, the night that will determine who will go on to main event Wrestlemania fifteen, the night that is known as the Royal Rumble.

King- And what a Royal Rumble it is going to be JR, the wannabe Mankind will finally be put in his place, and JR, we will see what Vince McMahon has in store for the Rattlesnake Steve Austin and the federation, and it will be big, that I can promise.

JR- Well we will have to wait and see if Mr McMahon does indeed have a surprise in store for Austin and the federation, you have to say tho, it is looking more and more unlikely that Austin will walk away as the 1999 Royal Rumble winner. He will be the first man out, and Vince is hell bent on making sure he doesn’t make it to the end, and if he does, well apparently he will be in for a big surprise.

Well coming up first for the 1999 Royal Rumble is, The New Age Outlaws verses the tag team of Big Bossman and Ken Shamrock and the titles are on the line.

Match 1

The New Age Outlaws vs Shamrock and Bossman

WWF Tag Team Championships

The first team out is the number one contenders The New Age Outlaws, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg. The Outlaws stand in the middle of the ring with microphones in hand.

The Outlaws stand still in the middle of the ring, and look to the floor until Road Dogg begins.

Dogg- Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, children of all ages, degeneration x proudly brings to you, the future World Wrestling Federation Tag Team championships of the world.

Dogg -The Road Dogg Jesse James.

Gunn -The Bad Ass Billy Gunn.

Together -The New Age Outlaws.

Gunn -And if you ain’t down with that then we just got two words for ya.

Crowd-SUCK IT.

Next out is Ken Shamrock and Big Bossman, they come out to the music of Ken Shamrock. Bossman and Shamrock enter the ring and rub their titles as if to say these are ours, your not getting them today boys. Bossman and Road Dogg exit the ring and onto there respective aprons as Billy Gunn and the Intercontinental champion Ken Shamrock wait to tie up.

Gunn and Shamrock tie up, with Billy getting the edge and taking Shamrock into a headlock, Gunn squeezes tighter on shamrocks head and then proceeds to whip him of the ropes, Shamrock comes back and Gunn nails him with a sweet looking dropkick, Gunn goes down for the early pin 1.... and a quick kick out. Shamrock gets to his feet and is met with a left hand from Gunn and then a right a kick to the gut, Gunn runs of the ropes and looks for the Fameasser, but Shamrock nails Gunn with a clothesline before he can attempt the move. Shamrock picks Gunn up by the head and whips him into the corner turnbuckle where Bossman is standing.

Bossman takes a hold of Gun, Road Dogg spots it and enters the ring, but the ref holds him back allowing Bossman and Shamrock to double team. Shamrock sets Gunn on the top of the turnbuckle and launches of with a Superplex, and goes down for the cover 1...2 and a kick out.

The Corporation kept Gunn backed in their corner never allowing him to make a tag, until he hit a desperation move taking Shamrock down with a dropkick sending him to the outside.

Shamrock is down and Gunn slowly makes his way over to Road Dogg, and with the tag, the crowd goes nuts as Road Dogg enters, Bossman comes to him but is taken down, Shamrock enters the ring but is knocked to the floor by a clothesline. Bossman stands up and Dogg hits him with the shake rattle n roll punches, sending him to the floor, Gunn sees Shamrock stager to his feet and runs at him with a clothesline over the top rope. Bossman rolls out to regroup, the New Age Outlaws have cleared the ring, the crowd is going wild.

The Outlaws dominated the match from here on in, Dogg and Shamrock were the legal men in the ring.

Dogg with a pump handle slam on Shamrock it has to be over, Bossman comes in but is cut of by Gunn, with a kick to the gut and Fameasser. The ref is down but Dogg is still going for the cover.

What the it’s Hawk and Animal, Hawk and Animal slid into the ring, and take down the Outlaws, what the hell, Hawk with a stiff clothesline on Gunn, followed by a load of stomps. Animal is hammering away at Road Dogg, he sets him up on his shoulders, Hawk climbs the turnbuckle and hits The Doomsday Device on Road Dogg. The Legion of Doom roll out of the ring and stand at ringside, as Shamrock stands over the fallen Road Dogg, and Shamrock with the Ankle lock, the ref comes around and calls for the bell as Road Dogg taps away.

The Legion of Doom roll back into the ring, all four men starts putting the boots to the New Age Outlaws, what the hell is going on, Hawk and Animal celebrate with the tag team champions a they raise their arms in the air. The Outlaws just got screwed by the Legion Of Doom.

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***3/4.

JR- What a match King, I still can’t believe what we have just witnessed, The New Age Outlaws had the match won, they were just three damn seconds away from becoming the tag team champions, and outcomes the Legion Of Doom, and what’s worst of all, they look like they have aligned themselfs with The Corporation.

King- JR, I’m just like you, in shock, the Legion Off Doom have gone corporate. Not that it’s a bad thing or anything, just a little unexpected. And JR, just remember the Outlaws still have to go up against the big red machine Kane tonight.

JR- They have no chance, not after being destroyed by Hawk and Animal. Damn Vince McMahon, damn him all the way to hell.

Match 2

Al Snow vs Gangrel

First out came Al Snow, he came down to the ring as always with HEAD. Gangrel was the next man out and surprisingly he was on his own. He stood on the ring steps and drank the blood from the goblet, but before he could spit it out Al Snow charged at him and knocked him of the steps.

Snow leaves the ring going after Gangrel, Snow whips Gangrel into the steps and proceeds on putting the boots into him, Snow picks Gangrel up and sends him crashing down throat first on the guard rail. Snow rolls back into the ring as the ref nears the 10 count. Gangrel follows in but is met with an axe handle smash, and then Snow follows up with an elbow drop. Snow looks pleased as a big grin comes across his face, but as he pauses Gangrel hits him with a low blow.

Gangrel took the advantage after the low blow, and beat down on Snow, he kept him grounded for most of the time with elbow drops and head locks. But Snow powered his way back into the match and began fighting back.

Snow with a left and then a right followed by a kick to the mid section, he grabs Gangrel and whips him of the ropes, Snow takes Gangrel down with a dropkick and goes for the cover 1..2 and a kick out. Snow backs Gangrel into he corner and mounts him punching away at his head, 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10 punches, Gangrel drops to the floor. Snow goes over to Gangrel but Gangrel is playing possum and throw’s him into the referee.

Gangrel spots head at ringside and grabs it, as Al Snow get to his feet, Gangrel comes charging in and nails him with it. Gangrel chucks Head out of the ring and picks up Al Snow, Implant DDT, it’s all over, Gangrel alerts the ref who makes the cover 1.....2.....3

Edge and Christian come down to ringside, Gangrel rolls Al Snow out to them, what are they doing the match is over. Christian and Edge drag Snow to the backstage area by his feet, as Gangrel follows. They stop and open a door, it’s the exit door, all three men take Al Snow outside and beat away on him, Gangrel takes Snow over to a near by car and throws him on top of it. Gangrel picks Snow up and Implant DDT straight onto the car, my god, Al Snow is in serious trouble. The Brood laugh at Al Snow as they leave him lying unconscious on top of the car.

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3/4*

King- It’s safe to say that the Brood mean business in the WWF, Al Snow stood no chance after that 3 on 1 ambush, but JR all’s fair in love and well Hardcore backstage fighting.

JR- Come on King all’s not fair, the match was over, and Al Snow got ambushed, he was set up and beat down for no reason, other than for Gangrel to make himself look good. There all cowards the whole damn Brood are cowards.

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JR-Well up next is the Outlaws verses Kane, they have not long had their match against Bossman and Shamrock and they are already fighting, you can bet Mr McMahon has planned this one out. He screwed them in the tag title match by sending out the Legion Of Doom, you have to wonder what is in store for them as they battle the big red machine, Kane, all in the name of revenge.

King- JR you don’t know for sure that Vince sent out the Legion Of Doom, so don’t got throwing around accusations until you know the facts. Vince is most probably innocent as he always is. Hawk and Animal chose to join The Corporation of there own free will.

Match 3

Kane vs The New Age Outlaws

The music of the new age outlaws hits over the pa system, they walk to the ring with a purpose, instead of doing their usual microphone talk, they just give a hard stare at the entrance way awaiting the monster Kane. His music blares out over the pa system and out he walks, pulling down his leather glove as he makes his way to the ring. The outlaws don’t let him near the ring as they slid out and make a quick attack on him in the aisle way.

Gunn with a left on Kane, followed by a right from Dogg, and a second right, a third right, and then Gunn with a dropkick on the knee of Kane. Kane drops to one leg, Road Dogg stomps away at the standing leg and manages to take him down. Gunn and Dogg put the stomps top Kane, they pick him up and both men whip him straight into the guardrail.

The Outlaws roll into the ring as they look at Kane, he sits up as if the attack never happened. He gets to his feet and enters the ring. He stands there as Gunn and Dogg look on. Gunn charges first but is taken down by a big boot, Dogg moves in but Kane knocks him back with an underhook punch, and a second and a third. Kane whips him of the ropes and as he comes back takes him down with a sidewalk slam. Kane moves over to Gunn and lifts him high in the air and throws him over the top rope, my god what strength from the monster Kane.

Kane took the slaughter to the outside as he threw the Outlaws around the steps, into the chairs at ringside and of the guardrails. Gunn and Road Dogg did get some offence back after Gunn nailed Kane with a few chair shots, not taking him down but stalling him.

Back in the ring, the Outlaws have Kane backed into a corner, they both punch away at him, each man grabs an arm and whips him into the opposite corner, they both go charging after him, but are taken down by a double clothesline. Kane lifts up his arm and waits for them to get to their feet, and slams his hand around their throats, Kane lifts them into the air, but Gunn gets a kick before he can Chokeslam them, as they come down, Gunn lands the Fameasser, he goes down for the cover 1....2....no a kick out form Kane. The Outlaws can’t believe it

Gunn goes in and nails a second Fameasser, surly this is it, he goes down for the cover 1....2... and another kick out, my god what will it take to keep him down. Dogg and Gunn pick him up and send him high in the air for a double suplex. But he sits straight back up, Gunn and Dogg look in shock. He looks at them both, grabs them by the throat and Chokeslam, my god he has just Choke slammed both the Outlaws. They are down, but Kane doesn’t go for the pin, he slides to the outside and grabs a chair, he folds it and enters back into the ring. He just looks over the fallen bodies of the New Age Outlaws, he raises the chair into the air.

Are you ready, plays over the Pa system, the crowd goes nuts as Triple H comes out and stands in the entrance way, The Outlaws start to get to their feet as Kane just looks on. Triple H slowly makes his way to the ring keeping his eyes on Kane at all times.

Triple H enters the ring and moves over to Billy Gunn and Road Dogg, the D-X members stand tall as they lock eyes on the menacing Kane. Triple H goes toe to toe with Kane, as they stare at each other. He turns around to Billy Gunn and PEDIGREE, Kane gives Road Dogg a big boot to make sure he doesn’t attack Triple H, Triple H picks up Road Dogg, he gets in his face, pointing and cursing at his fellow stable member, before taking him down with a PEDIGREE.

I can’t believe it Triple H has just give the Pedigree to Billy Gunn and Road Dogg, what the hell is going on, the crowd boo the hell out of the D-X leader, as he does the Suck It crotch chop.

Kane picks up Billy Gunn and turns him upside down for a TOMBSTONE piledriver. He gets the pinfall 1....2.....3

Triple H and Kane exit the ring together, Triple H doing the crotch chops as he leavers the ring and exits to the backstage area.

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**1\2

JR- No, I cant believe my eyes, did we just see that, did we just witness Triple H of D-X pedigree Billy Gunn and the Road Dogg. Is Triple H in The Corporation. Im in total shock, Vince McMahon has recruited Triple H.

King- I, I, I don’t know what to say, Triple H, the Degeneration X leader has switched sides. He took out The New Age Outlaws and celebrated with Kane. They left the ring together, what is going on, I knew The Corporation were strong, but to be able to convert Triple H, they are showing the world they mean business.

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JR- Im still in shock over the Triple H incident, first the Legion Of Doom, and now Triple H, who next, and King you have to wonder what or who exactly is the big surprise Vince has in store for Austin and the federation.

King -Well you know that Vince said, anyone who opposes The Corporation stands No Chance In Hell, he wasn’t joking was he.

JR- He certainly wasn’t, and does the same rule apply to Mankind, next he goes up against The Corporation, he will take on The Rock in a title match, is this his night, or does his fate lay the same as all those that have opposed the corporation. Will he become champion, or does he stand No Chance In Hell. Those words make me sick to the bone.

Main Event

The Rock vs Mankind, WWF Heavyweight Championship

The crashing of a car can be heard over the PA system and coming out to a great ovation is Mankind. If Ya smell is heard over the PA system and Then Rock makes his way out, Mankind quickly jumps out of the ring and goes for The Rock. Mankind lets out a barrage of lefts and rights as he and the Rock fight up to the entrance way. The Rock fights back with his quick right hand punches, Rock nails Mankind with a DDT onto the concrete.

The Rock starts putting the boots to Mankind, he searches out a chair and goes to nail Mankind with it, but Mankind ducks and kicks the Rock, he drops the chair and Mankind with a DDT straight onto the chair. Mankind picks up the Rock and grabs him by the head, he holds onto him as he walks towards the ring, Mankind stalls as he gets to the ring and rams The Rock’s head straight into a ringpost.

The ref tells them to get in the ring so he can officially start the match, Mankind rolls in as The Rock gradually gets to his feet, The Rock rolls into the ring but is jumped on by Mankind, Mankind whips the Rock of the ropes and gives him a knee strike as he comes back, Mankind drops down for the pin 1...but an easy kick out. Mankind kicks away at The Rock until he manages to get to his feet, Mankind goes for a left hand punch but the Rock blocks it and lets out a barrage of his own right hand punches.

He goes for a standing clothesline and takes Mankind down, the Rock whips Mankind into the corner, he runs at him but Mankind gets in an elbow and follows up with a running clothesline of his own. Mankind picks up The Rock and body slams him, Mankind climbs the turnbuckle and launches of looking for an elbow drop, but The Rock moves out of the way.

The Rock and Mankind continue to fight back and forth with no man getting any clear advantage, they once again took the fight to the outside, but with no ref to make the count out as The Rock had taken him down earlier on.

Mankind whips the Rock into the ring steps, the Rock staggers to his feet but Mankind comes running at him launching himself of the steps, they both go crashing into the guardrail as Mankind lands on The Rock. Both men stay down for a few seconds, but eventually get to their feet, Mankind swings at The Rock, but he ducks and ROCK BOTTOM. The Rock has taken Mankind down with a Rock Bottom on the outside, The ref is still down and The Rock see’s this, he grabs a chair from the announcers position. He makes his way over to Mankind and slams the chair down over his back, followed by a second chair shot and a vicious and final third shot.

The Rock rolls Mankind back into the ring, he brings the ref around as he goes to cover Mankind, the ref counts 1....2..and a kick out. The crowd pops as the Rock has a look of anger and disbelief on his face. The Rock waits in the corner stalking Mankind as he gets to his feet, the Rock moves in and with a second ROCK BOTTOM. It has to be over, two Rock Bottoms, the ref counts as The Rock goes for the cover 1...2.... and a kick out again. The Rock is furious, he gets Mankind to his feet, he runs of the ropes and goes for a running DDT, but Mankind stops him with a kick to the gut and a Rock Bottom. Mankind has layed out the Rock with his own move, he crawls over the rock for the cover 1....2.... and a kick out from The Rock. My god what a match

Both men are dazed and down, The Rock manages to get to his feet first, Mankind slowly gets up, The Rock goes for a Right hand punch, but Mankind gets his hand into the Rock’s throat, Mankind has the Mandible claw locked on. The Rock is desperately trying to fight it of, but he drops to his feet, will he tap, the pain looks to much for the Rock.

The Rock manages to get in a eye poke on Mankind, Vince McMahon comes down to the ring side what the hell does he want, McMahon tries to get in the ring, but the ref is stopping him, The Rock quickly rolls to the outside and grab a chair, he rolls back in and cracks the chair over the head of Mankind. He goes for the cover as McMahon drops from the apron, 1....2.....a kick out. McMahon looks like he’s seen a ghost, the Rock is getting really furious. Mankind will not lay down.

The Rock starts arguing with the ref, his back to Mankind, he turns and ROCK BOTTOM. Mankind with a second Rock Bottom on the Rock. He goes for the pin, this has to be it. 1....2.... and no, McMahon pulled the ref form making the count out. Mankind had the match won, he was about to become champion.

Mankind rolls to the outside and levels Vince, the crowd goes nuts, the ref goes to check on Vince, Mankind gets back into the ring and gets nailed with a chair shot from the Rock, he is busted open. The Rock sets Mankind up in the middle of the ring, and signal for the Corporate Elbow. He runs of the ropes comes back, jumps over Mankind back of the ropes, comes back and drops the elbow.

The referee comes back in ring at the instruction of Vince. The Rock covers Mankind the ref makes the count. 1.....2......3. The Rock retains the title, all thanks to Vince McMahon. The Rock grabs his title as he and Vince make a exit towards the back, leaving Mankind downed after taking a brutal chair shot.

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***1\4

JR- He was so close, Mankind was within a whisper of becoming the new WWF champion,. Is it over for Mankind, his dream of becoming the WWF champions looks to have been snatched away from him. Folks we know who now will be going to Wrestlemania as champion, The Rock, but the question has to be, who will he face.

Royal Rumble

Winner goes on to face the heavyweight champion at Wrestlemania XV

The glass shatters and out comes Stone Cold Steve Austin the number one entrant into the 1999 Royal Rumble, Austin gets a great reception, as he rolls into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle.

The number two competitor to enter is Test, he comes down to the music of No Chance.

Austin hammers away at Test backing him into the corner, Austin starts stomping a mudhole in Test, Test gets to his feet, Austin flips him off and Stunner. Austin just layed out Test with a stunner my god, so early in the Rumble he has kicked Test’s ass. Austin climbs the turnbuckle celebrating with the crowd, refusing to eliminate Test form the Rumble.

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It’s Hawk, wait and Animal, coming out together, they can’t do that. They roll into the ring and quickly go for Austin, The Corporations number one target. Hawk and Animal charge at Austin knocking him down to the floor, they both double team him with stomps, Hawk picks Austin up and throws him up against the turnbuckle, but Austin quickly leads an assault on the L.O.D sending a left to Hawk knocking him down and then he jumps onto Animal knocking him to the floor, Austin starts stomping a mudhole in the Legion Of Doom tag team. Test recovers from the Stunner and spins Austin around and with a powerslam takes him down.

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Val Venis comes running down to the aid of Austin trying to even things up, Venis goes straight for Test as Austin and The L.O.D tussle away, Venis whips Test into the corner turnbuckle and charges at him landing a splash, Test drops to the floor as Venis makes his way over to help Austin tackle the Legion Of Doom.

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Steve Blackman comes running down, he heads straight for Test, but Test gives Blackman a big boot before he can get anywhere near him, Test lifts up Blackman and tries to throw him over the ropes, but Blackman manages to hold onto the ropes. Test turns his back and Blackman spins him around and unleashes a barrage of martial arts moves. Test is down, Austin and Venis take down Hawk, and Animal.

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Brian Christopher slides into the ring, he immediately goes over to Austin and starts punching away at his face, but Austin is feeling no effect and starts laughing, Christopher look up as he realises he is having no effect. Austin smiles gives him the finger and Stunner.

Blackman moves in and takes down Val Venis as Austin rests in the corner watching the action unfold. Blackman puts Venis in a headlock, but Venis manages to reverse it into a backdrop.

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D’Lo brown comes running down, as does his tag team partner Mark Henry, well if Hawk and Animal can do it. They immidetley go after the Legion Of Doom, D’Lo whips Animal into the corner as Henry follows up with a massive splash. Hawk comes over but is take down with a clothesline from Henry, D’Lo goes up top and goes for Lo down on Hawk, but Hawk moves out of the way.

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Scott Taylor comes running down, he is the tag team partner of Brian Christopher.

As soon as Taylor came down he was eliminated by Austin, Test tried to take in Austin but he was thrown over the top rope, and Val Venis managed to eliminate Steve Blackman. Funaki was the next man out, soon followed by Bossman of The Corporation and then Bob Holly, Edge and Mosh of the headbangers. Hawk and Animal took the lead as they battled D’Lo and Henry, and managed to eliminate Henry between the two of them. They also threw out Funaki and Brian Christopher. As soon as Bossman entered he went after Austin, but Austin made sure Bossman wasn’t able to get any offence.

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Thrasher comes running down he and Mosh soon team up and go for Hawk and Animal, but not with much look as the L.O.D overpowered them. Austin continued to throw Bossman around the ring, and Edge and D’Lo battled with each other. Edge with a SPEAR on D’Lo Brown, Animal smash’s Edge over the back and then puts him on his shoulders, Hawk climbs the turnbuckle and Dooms day device.

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Christian enters the ring and tries to tend to his fallen brother Edge, but he is soon attacked by Hawk and Animal. Austin goes round on the rampage attacking everyone in sight, he grabs both Mosh and Thrasher and throws them out. Austin then grabs Edge and chucks him out. Christian and Hawk tussle and Animal goes to nail Christian but he moves and Hawk goes flying over the top rope.

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Bradshaw comes down to the ring, he enters and nails Bossman with a clothesline from Hell, and then does the same to Animal. Bradshaw and Austin lock eyes and begin brawling with each other.

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Next out is the two young Hardy Boyz they both run in together and go straight after Bradshaw, Austin seems not bothered and lets them go for it, Austin moves of into the melee in the middle of the ring. The Hardy Boyz back Bradshaw into the corner and stomp away at him, they then proceed to place him on the top turnbuckle and Superplex him of the top and into the Melee of fighting sending all the superstars crashing to the floor.

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It’s Faarooq, Faarooq is also followed by fellow Ministry member Mideon, and then out comes the debuting Viscera, formerly known as Mable. Viscera and Mideon go straight for the Hardy Boyz, Faarooq and Bradshaw team together and go after Austin. The next man out is Taka, but as soon as he enters he is eliminated. D’Lo brown and Big Bossman eliminate each other as they were fighting. The Royal Rumble has only 6 more competitors to enter.

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Ken Shamrock comes running down the aisle and into the ring, he enters the ring and grabs a hold of Christian and chucks him out. Austin throws out Animal the legion of doom gone.

The count down begins 10...9...8..7...6...5...4...3...2...1 The lights go out it’s pitch black, Rest In Peace can be heard over the arena. The lights come back on and at the entrance way two figures stand, they are in black robes, the figure on the right lifts up the hood of his robe. It’s GOLDUST, he takes of his robe to reveal his clothes draped in black, his face paint is missing the usual gold. The second figure reveals him self It’s OWEN HART., Hart is also draped in black, his ring attire has the symbol of the Undertaker. They both slowly make their way towards the ring. Goldust and Hart slide into the ring and begin clubbing away at all that oppose them.

The next man out is Jeff Jarrett, he rolls in and goes face to face with his former tag team partner Owen Hart, Owen gives him a cold hard stare and beats away on him, Hart then throws him out of the ring, eliminating him. Goldust takes out Ken Shamrock.

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Shane McMahon, Shane keeps him self outside of the ring as the remaining superstars battle it out with each other, Shane obviously wants to take easy pickings. Shane sees a chance as all the superstars battling away, but as soon as he enters Austin strikes and eliminates him, Austin has a big grin across his face and then he shows Shane the finger.

The clock counts down, it’s time for the final man, Shane is smiling, Austin and the rest of the competitors pause as they look on at the entrance way, awaiting the big surprise.

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A big tall figure comes out from the back and into the aisle it’s SYCHO SID. My god Sycho Sid is back in the WWF, a look of worry comes across the face of the Rattlesnake, whilst the other superstars start to look nervous as Sid reaches the ring. He pauses and laughs before climbing over the top rope and into the ring.

Venis is the first man to charge at Sid, Sid throws him over the top rope, the young Hardy Boyz run and jump at Sid, but he catches them mid air and throws them over the top rope like rag dolls.

The Acolytes and Viscera charge at him, he sends Viscera down with a big boot and double clotheslines the Acolytes. One by one he throws them over the top rope, the remaining ministry members all try and take him down but he eliminates them all.

Sid looks straight at Austin, Austin makes a move and strikes first he hits a left and then a right, and more rights, Sid staggers back a little, but gives Austin a kick to the mid section and grabs a hold of him and starts beating away at him as he backs him in the corner. Austin drops and Sid lifts him up in the air, he POWER BOMBS over the top rope. My god Sycho Sid has just destroyed Austin, Sid has won the Royal Rumble.

OR-56%

CR-52%

MQ-75%

*1\2

We told you, you had No Chance In Hell

The whole of The Corporation make their way towards the ring, Vince first followed by The Rock, next out is Kane, Test, Shane, The legion of Doom Hawk and Animal. And finally Triple H along side the tag team champions Bossman and Shamrock. They all stand tall in the ring and raise the arms of each other, the crowd boos loudly as the Corporation show the strength in numbers.

Triple H rolls to the outside and chucks Austin back into the ring, Vince looks at Sid and tells him “Destroy Austin”. Sid gives of an evil smile

Sid takes a holds of Austin and launches him high in the air with a CHOKESLAM. Vince again tells him “destroy him.” Sid sets up Austin for a POWERBOMB straight down with a thunderous thud. Sid smiles and looks to once more destroy Austin, he lifts him high in the air straight down and THROUGH THE RING. My God Sycho Sid has destroyed Austin, we need medical attention.

78%

JR- Im in shock once again, I thought things couldn’t get any worse, but they have. Sycho Sid is in the Corporation. He is a monster, an animal, he just destroyed Austin, it looks like Vince was right all along, we really do have No Chance In Hell. The Rock is the champion, Sid is the number one contender, but you can guarantee Vince thought about that all ready.

What next, what does Vince have in store for the WWF, what will he have in store for Austin and Mankind, are there days in the WWF numbered. Tune in tomorrow night for Raw, what a night it has been, I can’t believe it. The Corporation look unstoppable. They will tear the WWF apart.

Royal Rumble got 72%

We got a 1.61 buy rate for 'Royal Rumble'!

The attendance was 17439 people.

We made $4025000 from pay-per-view revenue.

We made $1046340 from ticket sales

Maybe sit him behind Henry and Piersie, I dunno. Yeah the media will be having a field day with the latest form, It's kinda like Owen, he went a bit of a slump, then scored 4 in 4, I think it will be like that for us. Once we get are next win there will be no stoping us.