MalaCloudy Black

Oh baby, just maybe we'll take you to the sun of nothingness.

She's the queen of the silver dollar, and she rules a smoky kingdom - and her scepter is a wine glass, and a barstool is her throne.

I didn't hate my mother! That was an accident!

On a sunday mornin' sidewalk, I'm wishin' lord that I was stoned - because there's something in a sunday that makes a body feel alone.

Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely.

Shooting Lou Thesz

more like corporal malfeansace

FACT: Bigfoot HATES dogs. Dogs, even the baddest of them all, FEAR Bigfoot.

Rockit.

When I shut my ears and close my eyes, I feel like I might be able to spend the rest of my life with her!

I can never get enough of that Bray Wyatt WM30 entrance.

Hmm. A gun plus a mask. Juicy J asks me to do the math, but then he tells me the answer anyway! What's the point? I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FIGURE IT OUT MYSELF.

I came to party rock.

I was unaware that "cool" is some sort of affliction meant to be repaired. Looks like your car is too cool, we just can't fix it. It's cool beyond repair.

So I guess I gotta do work so I ain't finished, I grow up to be a streiht up menace.

Saint Peter, don'tcha call me 'cause I can't go - I owe my soul to the company store.

Brag about being the tallest guy in the bar, and how tall your buttcrack is.

I have my own personal mascot. That's not stupid, that's cool!

I'm so behind the times. I'm just now getting around to hearing Macklemore's "Thrift Shop". Infectious beat.

My hands are cold. My feet are cold. There's a pile of dishes in the sink despite the fact that I washed them all yesterday. I don't know what to do for lunch. And worst of all, I'm sober.

"On this week’s MLW Radio podcast, Konnan said he’s thinking of using Flip Kendrick in February. Konnan also believes someone is recording the podcast onto a cassette or something and then mailing it to Mexico."

I'm inexplicably in a power metal mood. I haven't even really listened to power metal since I was like.. 14.

I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.

I AM LOSING THIS ARGUMENT THEREFORE I SHALL LOCK MY STATUS