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Meanwhile, back on the plane, Roberts was still going crazy as only a drunken, cracked-out Jake Roberts could. Finally, me and Jerrelle knew we had to do something. I thought back to my training- back to my old sensei...

(FLASHBACK...)

Sensei: "Now, remember, young...what was your name again?"

"Don't you remember? It is..."

Sensei: "Never mind, it isn't important. I only have one thing left to teach you. You see, I have studied your progress. I have seen that you have become one of those rare breed of super-beings: That known as the 'Protagonists.' As one of these rare 'Protagonists', you have many great abilities beyond that of us normal people, better known as 'Supporting Cast'. One of these is that you have been granted with the rare ability to bend the rules of time and space so that no matter what you wish for, it will come into being by sheer willpower. You are a God on earth, young...uh, young one..."

"Are you serious, sensei? I really have all of this power at my fingertips?"

Sensei: "Of course, young...uh...you...I mean, look here. You managed to call a flashback at will, and you even managed to create me out of thin air...I mean, geez- you never even TOOK martial arts, kid..."

"Wait...sensei...you mean you never existed?"

Sensei: "Learn your lessons well, young one...use your power wisely...wisely..." I came out of the flashback sequence and looked at Jerrelle.

"I think I have an idea. Get on top of your chair..."

Clark: "My chair? But why?"

"Trust me, you'll know why..." I waited for Clark to get in position before I headed up to get Roberts...

Roberts: "Hey...don't come near me...unless you got me some crack...come on, daddy needs him some crack, man..." Just then, I put my hands together and called out the secret words...

"DEUS...EX...MACHINA! " Instantly, the area surrounding the two of us began to glow as I summoned the one being that could get a Motherfucking Jake the Snake off the Motherfucking Plane...

Samuel L. Jackson: "HOWDY, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Just then, Jackson hit Jake Roberts with a huge mallet, sending him down before he disappeared. With Jake Roberts down, I signaled to Jerrelle Clark, who hit a 630 Somersault onto Roberts and took him down, causing Roberts to disappear...for now...

Only person I'd give 13 bucks would be one of my close mates.. and I wouldn't worry bout them paying be back 'cause I know they will eventually one way or another

Seriously.. 13 bucks? What would you give someone 13 bucks for in the first place?

Get a job

LMAO That was funny.. what a crap punch though =\

Needs a border...

911 - Mary J. Blige & Wyclef Jean

Sounds good to me.. what game .. ? :-\

I'm fine with these topics.. but not bothered either way

Okay sure... well .. who would make them? :-\

No problem.. do you guys set any stips or just freestyle.. is my first battle here. :-\

Sure I'm up for it.

Yeah I used to kinda be in fedding .. want to get back into it .. but not roleplaying more looking for a staff position.

I got no clue what actually happens in these drafts .. they confuse me.

Could some-one maybe explain .. on here.. or PM me .. would be even better.

Any chance of pics from ROH's Lacey?