Jester of Death

Well I have a gamecube so it doesn't even matter to all the gamecube owners because ESPN has neglected to use the Gamecube as a platform

So I am definetly for the exclusive license

maybe it will affect NFL broadcasts next year by them implecating some kind of simulation thing for the next play?

Well My boys at AZ D-Back central have made another move getting shawn green and maybe even Brad Penny

So far they have really improved their lineup by picking up Glaus and Green

The Dodgers are gonna suck next year

Van Helsing - Kate Beckinsale

Tomb Raider - Angelina Jolie

Mean Girls - All them Mean Girls

These paranormal movies were always kind of corny

I don't really care for them

But maybe I will go see one of them if I have nothing to do when their out

What old Nick Show are You?

I'm Wild and Crazy Kids

WOOHOO

Stick Stickly > Just about everything

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Wow, now that is a trip to the way back

I always had this crazy idea to where all the players kept their current contracts but all players were put up in a "fantasy-like" draft and all the teams just redrafted all the players following salary cap rules

But of course this idea is dumb

Stick Stickly > Just about everything

But I loved Keenan & Kel, LOTHT, and I can't forget about Salute your shorts

Nickelodeon back in the day was great, now it sucks

OMG

If anybody were ever to buy this album, they would have some explaining to do if anyone else saw it

MusicPlasma

Just type in a band you like and it will show other bands just like them

No girl should ever listen to this or else she will get some ideas

Anyways this is gold

As much as I like Gary Sheffield, I hate Barry Bonds more

I think that if gambling can get you a lifetime ban from baseball, using "performance enhancers" should get you kicked out as well

Utah or Cal IMO

This is an American thing right? Because who the fuck are...

3. Lucy Ricardo

2. Ralph Kramden

1. Archie Bunker

Seriously

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29. Alex Keaton

Doug Benson, Sherrod Small, and Christian Finnigan

They are all on VH1's Best Week Ever which is freakin hilarious

[Chorus]

House real-BIG,

Cars real-BIG,

Belly real-BIG,

Everything real-BIG...

Rims real-BIG,

Pockets real-BIG,

Range real-BIG,

Let me tell u how i live...

Like that? buy that!

24's - ride that

Ladeez, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps...

Mommas, daddys, stunnas, shinahs...

Rich-bitch! im a real big tyma!

[Verse 1]

King of the hood,

Everything wood,

Look like a forest N dah truck and Im'ma put..

Matchin soakin set, big open deck,

Hardwood floors, anythang that connect from the front to the back

Drop top that

Six-15's beatin hard in the deck

Push that button

Microwave oven

I'm just gettin started pimp u aint seen nothin

And den the fish tank burrowed in the mid of the dash

Yeah Pimp' dont put ur fingers on my glass

Got a two lane bowlin' alley up in the truck

And in the other side of the bed

Yeah she wanna get stuff

Clap off lights when u gettin affection

Clap on lights when u findin protection

Now where in the wide (wiiiide) world of gator

Can u find a truck with a plush elevator

[Chorus]

House real BIG,

Cars real BIG,

Belly real BIG,

Everything real BIG...

Rims real BIG,

Pockets real BIG,

Range real BIG,

Let me tell u how i live...

Like that - buy that

24's - ride that

Ladeez, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps...

Mommas, daddys, stunnas, shinahs...

Rich-bitch! im a real big tyma!

[Verse 2]

Here i come soo soo riiiide (right on)

And the shoes soo soo wiiiide (dynamite)

Hey yall peep the outfit

Wait a minute, hold up!, just a bit-

(back up workin with a monstah)

Now everybody knows, who gots the shiness clothes

Yall still doing lil league, and im in dah pros

And white boys go wow hes my idol (rad!)

And black boys say dude holdin the title

As the king of the south

Workin in and out

And duece, still pimp white teed up in his mouth

Im the truth from the roots, shorty what u wanna see

Mayn i aint gotta get money mayn, money gett me

Yeah pimpin' still blindin (bliiing!)

Keep'a steve harvey linin' (edge it up)

And Im'ma leather reclinin (lay back)

Put the music alpinin' , turn it up (BOOM!!BOOM!!)

[Chorus]

House real BIG,

Cars real BIG,

Belly real BIG,

Everything real BIG...

Rims real BIG,

Pockets real BIG,

Range real BIG,

Let me tell u how i live...

Like that - buy that

24's - ride that

Ladeez, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps...

Mommas, daddys, stunnas, shinahs...

Rich-bitch! im a real big tyma!

[Verse 3]

Mooooove!!!!!! lil one, i aint playin'

Landin in the projects in'na big jet plane (rollout!)

In a old blue chevy van

Have your baby momma cookin,rookie- cuz i can't

Man dude on the real??

Broad jocka stunna grillman dude on the real??

Broad jocka stunna grill

Im about to clown

Puttin it down-yall'

Spin my gutt

So i can show yall shorties how to do donuts

Round and round and round (skirr--skuurr)

This is the part where i give my phone number to all the girls thats hott

Dial 9-7-6, that outside stick, or 8-7-4, shorty show me how it goes

Now how u ever seen a bitch trans truck like that

Now have u ever seen a big broad butt like that (wow)

Pah'dunka-dunk all out of her pants....

With a bow legged cowboys dance (yeeeehaaw!!!)

[Chorus]

House real big

Cars real big

Belly real big

Everything real big

Rims real big

Pockets real big

Rings real big

Let me tell u how i live

Like that buy that

24's ride that

Ladeez gentlement gangstas pimps

Mommas daddys stunnas shinahs

Rich snitch im a real big tyma

Is this like the Brit version of "The Surreal Life"?

This really IS advertising

But thats cool that you used EWR as an influence

EA Sports Games and Super Mario RPG

"Fuck Tha' Police" by N.W.A is ranked #417

And Hey Ya doesn't deserve to be #180 if Oops I Did It again isn't #181

This is awful

Was Tim Couch signed by anyone because even he is better than the washed-up Jeff George

With the news of an anti-Notre Dame football rally coming up tonight (Nov. 30, 2004), Ty Willingham has announced his resignation

More Details as they become available

The only true TV Atrocity in my mind was the creation of G4TechTV

That is about all I can think of

And maybe the show: "He's a Lady" on TBS

With Kevin Pereira as the new host:

The total elimination of TechTv will take place before March '05