Mick

Just sorting out the crap on my team, when I find: 

And here I am content with Shogun and Medieval: Total War  

Me: NEXT.

(I only use Power Pitchers  )

7 hours ago, The Lusophone said:

Not a chargers fan, but the best schedule release video by far.

The fact that they used the Sims 2 instead of Sims 4 is just awesome. 

Beat the first episode of Quake. Like, the original Quake. So there's that  

"Random"

Fuck the fans, they aren't the ones on the field. 

The Hiroshima Lightning:

I tried to do my best to set them apart from Tampa Bay; there actually is a basketball team called the Lightning based in Hiroshima, so that's where I got the idea (Not to mention the fact that nearly every damn basketball logo has a basketball, which is annoying  )

12 hours ago, Lint said:

Cleveland Browns want taxpayers to cover half the cost to build a $2.4B Brook Park dome or $1B renovation

What it means: 

.....This game's stupid.

Both me and the owner looking at one another: 

Tokyo Titans (I originally wanted to call them the Typhoons, but I had a bitch of a time finding a logo, so I settled on Titans and just ripped off the Yomiuri Giants  )

YOKOHAMA STARS:

Not mine, buuuuuut: 

At least it wasn't the Dodgers  

I have a tendency to want to build up this crazy game world, simulate out quite a few years, then come back and take the shittiest team and turn them into winners. So, in this instance, it was Houston, only made the playoffs twice in 30 years, constant losing seasons. I look at their roster -- and they're not too bad, no reason at all why they shouldn't break .500. 

So now I'm simulating a further ten just for good measure, noting that before I take the job blindly to at least look at the team. 

George is doing okay: 

Tampa Bay Lightning: 

Tampa (Bay) Buccaneers:

I actually prefer the Bucs to the Bolts I think; the orange is certainly unique. I did toy around with making an orange away jersey for them, but they were just too awful  . 

The Washington Generals!

I feel like Larry David is my owner. 

"Hey guys, we won the World Series!"
LD: "Yeah, but you know, you guys....could have had a few more...put outs...."
"What the fuck are you talking about? Jeff, what the fuck is this bald fuck talking about?!"
LD: "I'm just saying, that, ehhh....defense could've been a little better, that's all."
".....Get the fuck out.....GO!"

Oh? 

OH

Shamelessly ripping off crappy jerseys, I give you the St. Louis Blue Sox!

How the conversation went with the Padres GM when he finds out he's being offered to a team that hasn't been to the World Series since 1961: