Mick

You're next.....ACHILLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over 1000 blades. Not known to Death Nor Known to Life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. So, as I pray. UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!

If anybody sees my mind, let me know. I've lost it

Matt Hardy should burn forever for being a human, and thus, inherently flawed, being!

Capitalism, ho!

Now taking submissions for Top 100 Recent Status Updates.

Finally found out where I know John Cena from, he's that guy that dressed up like Vanilla Ice for Halloween!

I'm a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk.

How must I prepare?' You must ask yourself! 'Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay on the lawn and let 'em run over me with lawnmowers? Should I go to Africa and let 'em trample me with raging elephants?'

Ooooh yeaaaah....when in the course of human events....yeah......

697 since the Battle of Bannockburn.

697 since the Battle of Bannockburn.

We've got this man. We've got this by the ass!

Always the quiet ones.

How come in Sci-Fi, there's never a single, passing reference to any kind of janitoral staff?

*Plink*

My prediction was right. WrestleMania WAS pain.

I paid nothing for WrestleMania and all I got was this lousy Recent Status Update.

I am Mick™'s Recent Status Update.

The team wearing yellow pants shall win!

You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

Mongo! SANTA MARIA!

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bl...

Gotta choose a Christmas movie...

Right, let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones that dont. Cause if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping, you're shoplifting.