Mick

LPT: When you use a blowgun, don't inhale.

RIP Scott Carpenter

SKANK SKANK SKANK SKANK SKA--*crunch*

All but one man died there at Bitter Creek.

Lemon need not squeeze lemon to survive!

Aaah! After ten thousand years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!

STOP SCREAMING! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Recent Status Updates like "Reading This In My Voice" and "Updating From The Toilet".

Has he got a chance?! Ha, HELL YE----

How much clearer can I say, "THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY, IN THE BANANA STAND"?!

Who's eyes are those eyes?

Happy New Year!

I am royal, you are servile!

You didn't see it. You didn't hear it. You won't say nothin' to no one ever in your life. You never heard it, how absurd it all seems without any proof!

SimCity 4 finally caved and bought me.

Do you think it's alright to leave the boy with Uncle Ernie? Do you think it's alright, I think he's had one too many tonight? Do you think it's alright?

Hey guys, my door ain't working. I think we better rethink this thing!

We got this man, we got this by the ass!

LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Diamond Dallas says enjoy the rabbit stew.

I don't need safety gloves, 'cause I'm Homer Simp--

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