Mick

RIP Richard Kiel. Guns don't kill people, YOU kill people.

YES. I'M FUCKING DEAF!

I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe...

What's a...pedarast, Walter?

"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" Says the guy that just murdered all the kids...

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

The angels are coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink!

Excuse me. I'd like to request $17 for a push broom rebristling.

The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.

The gun is good. The penis is evil.

Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far? Soon you will come to know When the bullet hits the bone

Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! ......OH MY GOD, EINHORN IS A MAN?!

Zarbon, two or three more.

By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings.

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH

You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.

Sin City 2: Pretty Much Sin City 1

Look up! Look down! Now look at Mr. Frying Pan! *CLANG*

Ba-da ba dap dap dap. I! Am! Your singing telegram!

Lou Thesz shooting me.

Bruno Sam Alito

RIP Chuck Noll .

Oh come on, enough with the Candlejack sh