The Slickman

Yeah, well I finally have my laptop up and working so its about time the whole of the Sports Bar hates me again.

Where are we going wrong this year ? No imagination.

Lennon's injured so we have no options apparently, if Jol thinks Lennon is our only option to win a game he should be sacked. I love Lennon but he is not our only threat. For a start Zokora and Jenas are the only ones making runs into the opposing area, so why not play Edgar Davids in his REAL position and let Zokora go forward and play Reto Ziegler A REAL FUCKING WINGER on the left.

Berbatov is injured, we wont score goals ? Mido, Robbie Keane, Jermain Defoe ? give them the service they will score. Also someone please tell me why when playing a team like Liverpool with the tall strong center halves they have we decide to whack the ball in the air towards Defoe and Keane when the only reason there playng is we have the pace over Agger and Hypia !.

I really think if this run continues in the league and we lose to West Ham Martin Jol will have to have a lot to answer for.

When is the home jersey released?

I saw a football hooligan show on Bravo once and according to there research, If I remember rightly Poland have awful fans for violence because they look up to the English from the 80's. Skin heads, tight jeans the lot.

They showed a clip of Liverpool fans being chased from the ground in a Champions League / Uefa Cup qualifier, very scary stuff as a football fan who wants to be going abroad to watch his club this year.

P Diddy - Bad boys for life

50 Cent - Outta Control (stuck with me for some reason)

At the 29th gig we got Rocket Queen, Live And Let Die etc but we never heard There Was A Time which suprised me.

I havent listened to hardly anything but GNR since Saturday especially Welcome To The Jungle.

Axl was partying in Soho until well after 6am Sunday morning so he was obviously hung over.

Dawson and Gardner for the start of the season .

I hope Huddlestone gets his chance over Gardner, we sign him we he was a first choice regular at Derby from the age of 17 then dont give him the opportunities to show his talents.

Also BBC are reporting the Carrick deal is 18.6 Million which if true is great business by Mr Levy.

I didnt go to Inter because I was working but apparently Tini put in a great performance so hopefully Jol takes notice and considers Tanio for a place in the alleged 3 man midfield were going to play next year.

K, Didnt Axl walk off during Nightrain and let Bach finish up his set ?

Too.Fucking.Awesome

Axl maybe the biggest prick in the world for making us wait close to 80 mins but when he comes out he proves hes worth the wait.

Highlights for me

Bullet getting a hammering

My Michelle with the Sebastian Bach lead singer

Dont Cry with Bumblefoot (I think that was him)

Nightrain

You Could Be Mine

Rocket Queen

The way the pyros were on Live and Let Die made the song.

K, be prepared to wait well over an hour for Axl.

I for one am delighted to see the back of Carrick. Davids and Zoko seem like a deadly partnership with JJ as the backup midfielder. Carrick is so over rated its untrue, hes a defensive midfielder that is not strong and cant tackle that well, he doesnt break up play like a Davids or Makelele. Bye Micheal thanks for all the memories .. wait you didnt give us any because you sat in your own half constantly.

Got my shirt today, heres a few notes on it.

- Looks amazing

- Reminds me of Portsmouth's shirt last year

- Very thin flimsey material

- UEFA Cup badge looks great on the sleeve

- Needs a name on the back.

Yeah, im in (If its the Premiership). I dont do NFL ..

As I said before in this thread, if Axl is a cunt you know full well if hes on that night you will get your moneys worth. If hes not on however he deserves stuff thrown at him because he made us wait for an awful show.

I think Axl feels that GNR wasnt in the spotlight at Download so he feltt he shouldnt try as much, if he sucked, Download sucked but if hes shit at a GNR gig surely he must feel people are leaving saying GNR sucks.

Saying that I cant fucking wait till saturday!

At the moment this years Third shirt is one of my favourites ever. Just looks classy with the gold.

Now Duff is at Newcastle, will this finally lead to a first team chance for Ziegler ? Lets hope so.

EDIT:

Wanna know how much the shirts will set you back ?

Heres my order

Part Number Description Qty Price Value

27799 WHT L MNS HME S/S SHIRT 1 39.99 39.99

B9 BLACK 9 1 3.25 3.25

BA BLACK A PREMIERSHIP LETTERS 1 1.50 1.50

BB BLACK B PREMIERSHIP LETTERS 2 1.50 3.00

BE BLACK E PREMIERSHIP LETTERS 1 1.50 1.50

BO BLACK O PREMIERSHIP LETTERS 1 1.50 1.50

BR BLACK R PREMIERSHIP LETTERS 1 1.50 1.50

BT BLACK T PREMIERSHIP LETTERS 1 1.50 1.50

BV BLACK PREMIERSHIP LETTERS 1 1.50 1.50

Postage & Packing 0.00

Order Total 55.24

27947 L MNS 3RD SHIRT 1 39.99 39.99

UB UEFA CUP PLAYERS BADGE 1 3.00 3.00

Postage & Packing 5.99

Order Total 48.98

Over £100 for 2 shirts. Fuck me. Cancelled my Berbatov shirt until my next paycheck.

Guns N Roses. I love them but everyone seems to hate them, maybe its because Axl is an arse but on the stage hes just amazing.

I also love the mid 90s brit pop/rock scene of Oasis, Blur, The Verve etc. Thats not as popular nowadays.

Lineup for the 29th

DOORS: 5:30pm (5pm for standing)

SEBASTIAN BACH: 6:40pm - 7:10pm

BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE: 7:30PM - 8:00PM

GUNS AND ROSES 8:30PM - 11PM

Im in standing and finish work at 5 . Aslong as im there by 8:30 im really not bothered.

Tottenham

Hopes: Top 6 finish, Good cup runs (FA, League and Uefa) and Arsenal fail to live up to their expectations at Ashburton Grove. Middlesborugh to be relegated and stay in the division they belong in.

Fears : Another Grimsby/Leicester incident. A double loss to Arsenal, A pundit praises Middlesborough also ANY kind of defeat by Boro.

Reservoir Dogs

Shaun Of The Dead

Life Of Brian (Monty Python)

Mike Basset : England Manager

Sin City

Rocky

And im also loving Predator I at the moment so its in my list.

Indeed, Although its out August 30th apparently because of a huge balls up on the lettering or something. Not sure who to get on the back this year as I had Keano last year so I dont really want the same. Its either going to be Berbatov or Zokora I think. I dont wanna get Lennon as everyone will have him this year, If Ziegler starts to feature in the first few games ill probally end up getting him though.

And a little note, If you ever get off at Northumberland Park and always walk past that pub id recomend giving it a visit sometime especially in this heat. I went in there for a few pints yesterday afternoon, it was quite nice in there.

I went to the Spurs store yesterday and they have a huge sale on. I got myself loads of stuff with the new badge on for a fiver.

Im a Spurs fan but im going to say Liverpool or Newcastle because they have a huge fan bases which means you must be able to seem them on US TV.

Just dont support Boro, I wouldnt wish that upon anyone.

EDIT: Yeah .. I never read the post above.

Booked my Sheff Utd tickets . First home game of the season here I come.

Paul Gascoigne

Robbie Keane

Paul Gascoigne This man only played only played a few years for Spurs but still is one of my hero's. Gascoigne was an entertainer and played football because he loved it, he's one of the players that "would play for nothing". I was 1 or 2 when he signed but through old videos ive seen the Legend of Gascoigne. Ok beating his wife was a huge mistake but if you look past that you seen an amazing player and someone that you could tell was enjoying himself.

Robbie Keane Where to start. My hero, He is the reason im still proud to support Spurs. Is he the best goalscorer ? no, is he a monster in the air ? no is he a better goalscorer than Defoe or Berbatov ? not at all. Afterall the critism he gets if he doesnt score for a few games, there's a section of the crowd where he can do nothing wrong because of the skill, the tricks, the fact he loves playing football and ENTERTAINS fans. I mean Defoe is a great striker but isnt as entertaining and I would much rather be entertained at a game than see us win every game 1-0. He joined a club in turmoil in 2002, we were looking at a season of Sheringham as our main striker at 33/34, our whole squad was ageing and we was still crying over RSol Campbell going down the road to the Gooners, Robbie was a breathe of fresh air and played the Tottenham way. I will be very upset if he ever leaves The Lane because he is my sporting hero.

Not liking Fulham's this year but im not a fan of tight shirts although I buy them when Spurs release them.

Arsenal's kit would look identical to a few years ago if Fly Emirates was Dreamcast.

I never post in here so here's who i'm loving at the moment

Loving

Pete

Leah

Ashleign

Richard

Glyn

Imogen

HATE

Lisa

Mikey