CadeSydal

So then I'm going to be REALLY pissed off tomorrow or Saturday?

So I'm going to be pretty pissed off when this arrives at my doorstep, huh?

I've beaten it.

A couple years ago.

So apparently, watching Good Morning America, she made a joke about it on the Radio Music Awards.

That's it. I'm making a sex tape. Sure fire way to superstardom.

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Technically you have to make it then and THEN get famous. That way it'd get "leaked" out and you'd be more famous, i.e. Paris Hilton.

Technically, you're right. But how many times do you hear about sex tapes from Joe down the street?

This'll help.

And if it doesn't? Who cares. It's still sex with three or more women at once.

Yeah I know. Sorry.

You can hold the camera though if that makes you feel better.

Can I be in it?

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No. Only females may apply.

I wanna outdo Usher. So like, three females or more are a must.

That's it. I'm making a sex tape. Sure fire way to superstardom.

St. Louis Cardinals are gonna win.

If only because I'm formerly from outside of St. Louis.

I just spent the last two nights reading through your whole diary, at various points.

Anyway, here's what I noticed.

The good: You progress storylines in a simple, easy to follow fashion. Very few things are left open-ended.

The bad: Your booking style is really predictable. I get that it's indy wrestling, guys come and go, and so a lot of things are GOING to be predictable.

My suggestions: Slow down some of your angles. Let them build. If you have two, go two large events before blowing some things off. Experiment with different things. And, here's a big one. Post one show at a time, two shows, while commendable because it's not just whoring out shows, just kind of exposes how quick you're writing it, how little thought is put behind it.

Just my suggestions dude. Just some constructive stuff to hopefully help you out.

Drunk Arn Anderson

vs.

Keiji Sydal ...I must pull for my long lost Japanese brother...only because a finals match with him and I both in it, would be off the charts in weirdness.

Le Viking...Le Viking is the boss' boy, he'll win.

  vs

Snuggles the Wonder Bear

Dragon Jones...I like the name better.

vs.

Blandy Snoreton

Robot

vs.

Jimmy Hoffa's Dead Body...Robot accidentally falls down while trying to grapple the doll...

Incredibly Black Man...he's black, and an incredible man, apparently.

vs.

Moldberg

Angrrry Soffa

vs.

Cade Sydal...I'll find a way to make him tap out, or put some shoulders to the mat. I'm Cade Sydal damnit!

SEMI FINAL 1:

K. Sydal...he's my brother, he must have inherited some talent somewhere...maybe?

vs.

Viking

SEMI FINAL 2:

Dragon...he won't fall victim the way Robot did

vs.

Hoffa

SEMI FINAL 3:

IBM

vs.

Cade...It's me, I rule

FINALS:

Keiji v Dragon Jones v Cade...us brothers are locked in an eternal feud, that surpasses the title

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I just wanna say...Mila kunis...and Fergie...I'm a happy man.

I'm not ashamed to say that I giggled. But am mildly let down. So like, get to writing.

Random and senseless acts of violence > *.

Especially when those random and senseless acts of violence come from me.

I had trained in Shao Lin Do, I may be a bit off on the spelling but I was living in Japan and I was 8 when I started. I was 12 when I finished. Just under 4 years, and I had hit brown belt.

I'd say they should pick me.

But then I'd be lying.

To myself and all of my fans.

All half a dozen of them.

I liked the John Henson idea.

Now if only we had the power to decide.

I just liked that you referred to her and Ashlee Simpson in wrestling terms.

Kudos for that.

I didn't know so many people liked Nonpoint. I guess I doubted their popularity.

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I was surprised too actually. I just thought of them as a cult thing.

I personally love them though.

Theres an all day concert coming in late September that i always go to, but this year im not sure if i really wanna go, due to there not being much that i want to see. Here's the Lineup of bands so far:

- Shinedown

- Saliva

- Tesla

- All That Remains

- Candiria

- Clutch

- Crossfade

- Dropbox

- Earshot

- Helmet

- Josh Todd

- Kittie

- Monster Magnet

- Nonpoint

- Shadows Fall

- Silvertide

- UPO

along with them there are about 50 or so local bands.  So.......would you go or not? I  most likely go, cause i can get in for free, but would you spend 35 bucks for a ticket to go see this concert?

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Hell fucking yes I would.

Supreme (Image) vs. Superman (DC)

Deadpool (Marvel) vs. Batman (DC)

The Punisher (Marvel) vs. Deathstroke (DC)

Green Lantern (DC) vs. Silver Surfer (Marvel)

Static (Milestone) vs. Electro (Marvel)

Wonder Woman (DC) vs. Phoenix (Marvel)

Spider-Man (Marvel) vs. Invincible (Image)

Venom (Marvel) vs. Bane (DC)

Aqua Man (DC) vs. Namor The Sub-Mariner (Marvel)

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1805.

SHUT UP!

Fuck them.

Fuck them all.

I play D&D. You don't see me SUMMONING FUCKING DEMONS!

Fucking idiots. Fuck them.

And yet somehow teaching the children to chant "BURN THEM" and "CHOP THEM" and "KILL THEM ALL!" is fucking better.

Fucking yeah fucking right.

Fuck them.

about Pokemon, Dragonball Z, Jackass, ET-FUCKIN-CETERA

Take it back before I make Cade shove a fork up your wang

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No you won't...you won't make me do anything with his or anyone else's wang.

You weirdo.

It would have been hillarious for Gerald to hug the Piper doll and then subtley, maybe even unconciously, reach over and feel up the Austin doll.

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I know I would have laughed.

Ingrid isn't really any more, as you'll recall...she's one of the actors now. Amanda is the real chick now.