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Vince McMahon and World Wrestling Entertainment have led us into yet another year and has made his new year’s speech.

I Vincent Kennedy McMahon am proud to be leading the W.W.E into the year 2006 and continuing to hire the best superstars possible to put on great matches and entertain you fine people. We here at the W.W.E shall use the money from ticket sales to keep our fine products of Raw and Smackdown on top form.

Superstars on both brands shall be treated as equals and it is my new year’s resolution to keep top superstars on their respected shows. It doesn’t matter what size they are, they shall all be treated well. There will be no superstars take steroids for I Vincent Kennedy McMahon will be the god that guides all these W.W.E superstars down to right path.

I will come out to the ring each week and I shall let you praise me for my hard work over the years on make the W.W.E the best damn wrestling company on the planet and the superstars backstage shall thank me for giving them a chance to make it in the wrestling business where they shall stay.

Thank you and happy New Year.

However in his mind, this is what he is really thinking.

The W.W.E - World Wrestling Entertainment is glad to announce that we will be supplying you with even more big men and poor matches; we will enforce a law that all superstars must take steroids and they will make lots of money for me, Mr Vincent Kennedy McMahon, The Devil reincarnated.

I shall continue to get superstars over on Smackdown like John Cena and Kurt Angle before pulling them away and putting them on Raw where they can make my ultra talented son-in-law Triple H look good and put him over and make sure that he is remembered as the man who held the World Title 50 times before retiring.

I shall ensure that I put on a good face and make it look like I care what the fans think, I shall make the superstars trust me and when they have given everything they have the offer, I shall fire them!

Thank you and have a very merry new year, so merry that you use all your money to buy W.W.E merchandise and allow me to pick your pockets.

And having made his speech, goes backstage to enjoy some New Year celebrations where he and the superstars of the W.W.E will have a happy new year as they secretly drink their Christmas bonus.

And so the W.W.E continues to run the wrestling industry and Vince McMahon sits high on his thrown, having servants shine his shoes, wash his car and practically wipe his ass for him.

However within 2 weeks it is a very different story ………………………

WWE.com - Vince McMahon in a coma

It was learned today that Vince McMahon is currently in a coma after suffering a major head injury. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Vince and his family as we currently try to manage without our hero, Mr McMahon.

2 Weeks go by and still Mr McMahon is in a coma. His family ponder over what to do and accepting what could be the inevitable, Shane and Stephanie are given complete control of the W.W.E.

However the find themselves in constant disagreement over how to run the company and after much consideration, it is decided that each of them shall get full control over a brand of their choice. Stephanie is quick to get the votes on Raw with her underhanded tactics and political work with husband, Triple H.

Shane McMahon isn’t greatly bothered by this, knowing that it will be a challenge to take Smackdown over Raw but having dreamed of this day for a long time, has many ideas on how to do this.

Goldberg injured? Shame (End Sarcasm)

Give that title to DDP! Then make everyone feel the BANG!!!!