Cheeky Hughes

Nasri makes it 4 with a sexy finish.

Aguero bangs in a penalty. If it wasn't for the handball, he'd have a hat trick by now.

HAMEZZZZZZ

I'm on a shit stream, did Aguero actually handle it?

And a bad decision from Hart gives Crouch an open goal to head in to.

TAKE A FUCKING BOW SERGIO

Joe Hart making mistake after mistake after mistake. He's lucky Crouch was offside.

Lambert: legend or icon?

Happy for Yaya and Bony. That was a great penalty shootout.

nvm Hamez Milner to the rescue

Didn't want to win this mickey mouse league anyway

I've ran out of midfielders. Resorting to using Alderweireld, Tadic and Kolarov in a midfield three because my best youth players are out on loan. :/

IDARB is brilliant. I can play as eggs.

Surely he admires the fact that I am the only person to beat him in the 2016/17 season so far.

January 2017 with Southampton

Best:
Anthony Limbrick - Soton U18s Manager
Jose Mourinho
Mauricio Pochettino (Still at Spurs, put in a cheeky bid for Sergio Aguero the previous Summer)
Antonio Conte - Everton
Unai Emery - Ex-City Manager

Worst:
Roberto Mancini - Current City Manager, obviously heard that his predecessor had a good thing going with me
Alan Pardew - West Brom
Ryan Giggs - United assistant, bit of a cunt
Andy Awford - Portsmouth
Eddie Howe

Had two games in three days (Saturday/Monday), first was away to Man City, second was away to Chelsea. Bagged a shock 2-1 win at City, then went to Chelsea after making seven changes. Went 1-0 up thanks to Thorgan Hazard of all people, then James Rodriguez added another.

And then Hazard, Oscar and the flukiest goal Diego Costa will ever score happened and I lost 3-2. Gutted.

11th September 2016: Marko Marin kicks up a fuss due to a lack of first team action at Southampton.

12th September 2016: Marko Marin breaks his leg in an unfortunate training ground incident, is out for 6-7 months.

It's been worse!

You know you've made a good showing of yourselves when you make Chelsea park the bus at home. I'll take a draw.

Ramires should have been booked for that.

Fucking hell, there was a chasm between the enthusiasm in commentary for each goal.

And yes, I know, something something conspiracy.

At times, I fucking hate the FA Cup.

I have absolutely no comment however on a particularly flawless refereeing performance though!

I dunno, I've just never ever liked time wasting.

This seems in direct contrast to the Dragons main method of seeing out games.

As captain, I would like to say I fucking despise our style of play.

I dunno, I've just never ever liked time wasting.

Something something they were never there in the first place lel

Absolutely no clue whatsoever.

And it's sad that commentators actively encourage time wasting and going in to the corner now.