OctoberRaven

"Greetings, children of Earth." "Well what planet are you from?" "....Earth."

Like a leaf in an icy world, memories will fade.

"Let's take this bank to our hideout; we'll break into it later"

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Today's Stephen Colbert's Threatdown.... #3.... WTF...

"I killed my first zombie at six months old with a sharpened rattle"

"I killed a Frankenberry once" "Frankenberries, like the cereal?" "Ugh, that's all just propaganda to get you to trust them!"

"Don't be racist against cows, Nick!"

You're like a kitten! A kitten that doesn't speak Japanese!

"And the woman says, 'I can't believe you cut the cucumber lengthwise!'"

"Keep watching the skies, Max." "I'll shoot if they try anything!"

They won't stop me from delivering these UNICEF pennies!

But now I'm safe, in the eye of the tornado.

Happy Time To Buy A New Calendar Day!

kicked Bound for Glory. You're next, Lockdown!

Lewis Blackis going to be on Jeopardy this Thursday. Even though he probably won't be his usual cheerful self, I'm looking forward to it.

"...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me."

I am disrespectful to dirt! Can't you see that I am serious?

"In a thousand years, I'll get right on it."

"Oh! You know, I -do- understand that math problem now!"

"First of all, I never tamed the buffalo. It was already tame! I merely shot it."

He's not just any kunmaza, he's the BEST kunmaza. Whatever the hell a kunmaza is.

Full Metal Jousting is an awesome show.

"I only just completed the set-house-on-fire switch and circuit!" http://yellow5.com/pokey/

Don't be silly, It was the dream police. They run inside of my head.