OctoberRaven

"Maybe you're not a diabolical sleeper agent out to infiltrate my family and destroy everything I've worked for." "Truly, that's all any man can hope to hear from his girlfriend's father."

You know it's a metal band when the lead singer looks like Berlyn but wearing D'Lo Brown's chest protector.

I love bunnies! Bunnies hop!

"Duh, we walk all over the place until we find him, stupid!"

JTH debuted his new gimmick, "Dan Brown symbologist guy, but for wrestling". It got a positive response.

UNMERCILESS

Cesaro is an individual with remarkable lifting ability.

In the limits of the fountain of words that won't die... what is thaaaaaaat!?

I'm-a kill you! Then I'm-a jumpstart your heart - and I kill you again!"

You can't always get what you want, and what you want isn't always what you get.

I'm not sure which I like better: Aiden English, or Regal's mancrush over Aiden English.

"The summoning spell for Gachnar can be shut down in one of two ways. Destroying the Mark of Gachnar..."

"Moon Explosion Will Everything!"

"I really hope Mike comes back soon with the cure." "No Neil, it's Madnes this week."

Mockery is one of the things I hold dear! AND HE'S MAKING A MOCKERY OF IT!

Well I turned into a Martian.

Jack Howitzer is Jack Howitzer in... Jack Howitzer!

Oh, look everyone, Stan Marsh the DARSH!

"She called it 'Paranormal Bromance'"

OH MY GOD NYTEBLAYDE IS ON HIS WAY!

"Mr. Kitten, Mr. Kitten, Why are your whiskers so long? Meow Meow"

"What do they teach you Americans in school?" "Video poker!"

Dusty Old Bones, full of green dust!

"If I had known you would be so willing to sacrifice yourself to save the world I... probably wouldn't have tried to kill you."

"Hi, I'm Roddy Piper." "Hi, I'm the President of the United States" "Sure, why not."