OctoberRaven

No sir, I don't like it.

I don't understand why the mint insists on keeping their broken penny press.

It doesn't make cents.

TIL there's an audiobook of Art of War read by the guy who plays Littlefinger.

 Oh fugg! The community chest forclosed on my beef jerky! Joe goes to jail!!

I do not drink.... wine.

Too Many Cooks (Too Many Cooks) Too Many Cooks (TOO MANY COOOOKS)

I heard Mike Patton found religion and he's forming a new band celebrating his faith. It's called Faith No Mormon.

Humpington can grant wishes... but he doesn't.

If Billy Idol collaborated with the star of Cheers, would the project be called Danson With Myself?

Don't be racists against cows, Nick!

Friendship is like an ointment, when you've been stung by fifty bees! No matter where you rub it, it always feels better, because it's a topical analgesic!

You could have called this game "Bird Vs Camel" and no-one would have argued with you.

Wanna be a member? Wanna be a member?

Name for a CK2 diary where Italians take over Britain: Three Lions, A Dragon, and a Pisa Place.

Fun fact: In the history of submarines in warfare, there is only one confirmed case (and a second unconfirmed) of a submerged sub sinking another submerged sub.

Don't mix romance with magic. You should take the straitjacket.

You know, Regular Size Rudy is actually a really good wrestling nickname.

It's always the quiet ones.

WWE Raw: It's the second best wrestling show! (If you don't have El Rey, AXS, or WWE Network) (But is also true if you have POP!)

I had a weird dream where I learned that Stuka Jr joined Lucha Underground, and I was like "Huh, that's odd, isn't he still with CMLL", then I see him winning the LU title and he's unmasked and somehow become a spray tanned Johnny Mundo clone.

This is EVIL. Everything is EVIL. My finisher is EVIL. This interview is EVIL. This desk is EVIL. This chair is...

My eggs wkradly mumps.

Baby, quit raidin' my heart

Owen Wilson looks like Jeff Jarrett more and more with each movie.

Tropical Storm Hermine, I keep reading the name as Hermione.