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  1. I need to start selling sports cars to front money for heists.

    Haha, who am I kidding, I won't be doing them because everyone's on PS4.

    I'm still on PS3 but i do the same drive around do some missions solo hope someone comes on.

  2. Spoiler for length - Johnny Karate show legal disclaimer

    From the law offices of Fwar, Dips, Winshares, Gritt, Nelsson, Woba, Eraplus, Zswing, Rângé-Factor, Heart, Babip, Pecota, Vorp, & Eckstein, LLC:

    LEGAL DISCLAIMER

    This document (the “Disclaimer”) is binding in perpetuity. It ensures that Channel 46 (the “Company”) and its parent company, Sweetums Corp., as well as Sweetums Corp’s parent company, Academi, cannot be held legally responsible for any views or actions made by/on “Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show” (the “Show”). The actions of or opinions expressed by, Johnny Karate a.k.a. Burt Macklin a.k.a. Jonathan Karate a.k.a. Andy Dwyer (the “Host”) or his wife, Mrs. Karate a.k.a. Janet Snakehole a.k.a. Judy Hitler a.k.a. April Ludgate-Dwyer (the “Producer”) do not necessarily represent those of the Company. This statement also applies to any and all alter egos or characters generated now, or in the future, by either the Host or the Producer, as well as their cast members, current or future, and their dog Champion a.k.a. Dog World Champion a.k.a. The Three-Legged Wonder Dog a.k.a. Tripod Jones (the “Dog”).

    This further acknowledges that the Company has on numerous occasions under the threat of termination and/or loss of privileges relating to the Host’s show instructed the Host and the Producer not to engage in any of the following activities:
    -Attempting to ingest or encouraging others to ingest non-edible products, including but not limited to: glue, wood, staples, staplers, toys, wool socks, cotton socks, polyester socks, cotton/polyester blend socks, scientific equipment and any form of US currency, including but not limited to: pennies, nickels, quarters, Susan B. Anthony dollars, Sacagawea dollars, or paper bills.
    -Detonation of any sort of explosive device, or non-explosive device that is rendered explosive by the taping or gluing of said device to an explosive device.
    -Covering the studio property or any other property in any substance, including but not limited to: glitter, tar, glittery tar, jam, gel, jelly, ice, slush, slime, sludge, slurry, ooze, gunk, glop, goop, foam, froth, muck, or ice cream.
    -Using the Company’s telephone for any “crank call” segments to any citizens, including but not limited to: current or former government officials, former classmates, former co-workers, local restaurants, “Lawrence,” “Greg Pikitis,” or any members of the 2001-2017 New England Patriots.
    -Claiming to be an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation and/or the Central Intelligence Agency and/or the Coast Guard and/or the United States Treasury Department and/or “Special Ops” and/or “Special Ox” [sic] in order to gain access to government or law enforcement buildings.
    -Pressing on the Host’s own eyes with Host’s own thumbs in order to “see cool stuff floating around in there.”
    -Attempting to break any National or International record for any kind of competitive eating, including but not limited to: pies, hot dogs, cherries, bananas, sunflower seeds, butternut squash, clam chowder, milk, pinto beans, burritos, sweet-n-sour chicken, Paunch Burger Dinner-for-Breakfast Burger Combos, Paunch Burger Breakfast-for-Dinner Burger Combos, Paunch Burger Breakfast-for-Dinner Pancake Combos, Paunch Burger Lunch-for-Dinner Sandwich Combos, or Paunch Burger Everything-for-Dinner Burrito-Pancake-Taco-Teriyaki-Chicken-Waffle-Nacho-Penne-Arrabiata-Steak Combo Supreme.

    Specific Note on Liability of “Loose Animal in the Studio” Segment (the “Segment”)

    By reading this document, you (the “Viewer”) or your legal guardian, forgo the right to seek any legal action regarding any possible contact with a loose or lost animal (the “Animal”) in the Segment. Viewers are encourages not to seek out or interact with the Loose Animal, and all claims to the contrary made by the Host or Producer are false. No animals were harmed in the making of the Segment; if they were, it was not the intention of the Show, Host, Company, or Producer, nor can those parties be held responsible for the actions of the aforementioned animals. Once the Viewer has entered Studio 46, the Company is not liable for the actions, noises, behaviors, or attacks of any Loose Animal, including but not limited to:
    -Barn Owl
    -Red Claw Scorpion
    -Mexican Plateau Horned Lizard
    -Tasmanian Pygmy Possum
    -Green Tree Python
    -Boll Weevil
    -Boa Constrictor
    -Hagfish
    -Ecuadorian Pudu
    -Fire-Throated Anteater
    -Albino Wolverine
    -Sucker-Foot Bat
    -Lithuanian "Garbage Cat"
    -Hawaiian Gharial
    -Brazilian Thunder Panda

    Special Addition to Note on Liability of “Loose Animal in the Studio” Segment (the “Segment”)

    The conditions and limits on liability apply to all segments of “April’s Animal Corner,” regardless of whether the segment eventually leads to aforementioned Segment (“Loose Animal in the Studio”). On such occasions when “April’s Animal Corner” proceeds as planned, and the animal in question remains safely in the cage or container in which it was transported, the Company hey it’s me Andy I had a dumb meeting with our dumb lawyer who was yelling at me for something I don’t even know what it was he’s so funny when he yells he looks like Beaker from the Muppets I’m in his office right now he’s on a phone call so I opened his document and clicked in the middle of this paragraph and started typing haha he’s so dumb he’ll probably never even see this I can type whatever I wan Colts rule Colts rule Johnny Karate forever Reggie Wayne forever Greg Pikitis sucks ok he’s coming back I love you April bye! retains the right to apply these limited liability conditions to the Segment as well as all other segments involving animals, now or in the future.

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  3. So I got the Star Wars Humble Bundle. Holy crap, I did not realize that Dark Forces was such a small game.

    If the bundle included Dark Forces 2 and not just the first one, its time to do some net searching. Because there were a ton of fanmade mods for the second one. I used to be in a gaming clan for it. Tended to own people in lightsaber battles and Force battles (because I played light side while most played dark and could ruin their Force Grip attempts), but was lousy at gun battles back then.

    They added Dark Forces 2 on Tuesday along with Jedi Knight II and Starfighter

  4. Yeah, Both KOTOR Games hold up well (even if the second one sort of is a rehash of the first one to be honest).

    I remember Dark Force being a very good game when it initially was released (and i say that as someone who never was into FPS games). I don´t know how well it holds up today.

    Empire at War i never got into, i sort of remember it as a bad Age of Empires Clone.

    The Force Unleashed 1+2 both have their Bugs, but they are not considered downright horrible games.

    Battlefront and Republic Comando i never heared of at all.

    With the Bioware games already in this i sort of expect the MMO to get added to this.

    The Star Wars RTS that was like Age of Empires was Galactic Battlegrounds, Empire at War was built with its own engine it was a pretty decent RTS from what i remember I still have it and its expansion on disc around here somewhere.

  5. If I'm remembering correctly old indy started reminiscing about his old adventures in different ways and situations. Sometimes stories as a young child sometimes stories as a teen.

    Yea but the one I watched before going to sleep didn't have old indy at all

    What I could find out is that it appears they are the edited dvd versions of the episodes which were changed to omit old indy and make the episodes flow better chronologically.

  6. Apologies to Lint I don't know what happened last night, as soon as I hacked the door for some reason my hud and minimap disappeared so I was left clueless I tried to remember what to do but it wasn't so easy. Then once it finished i heard one of you say shall we do that again but it had put me in a deathmatch thing with a bunch of random people while still hearing your mics.

  7. Did anyone else used to play a week per family so that everyone aged at the same rate? I used to love creating elaborate stories across Pleasantview using that. I never did it with Strangetown though, naturally because time and space work differently in Strangetown.

    This is exactly what I did and plan to do again now its downloaded. I have the base game a few expansions but no stuff packs sitting on my shelf. But why not take advantage of this.

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