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In the immortal words of the great early 90's philosopher, Mr. Horse: "No sir, I don't like it."

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I could've reset the clocks at 1:00, but I think I'll wait until 2:00. That's my fall-back option.

Random thought: The kid in the Child's Play movies and the kid in the Toy Story movies are both named Andy and both have toys that come to life. Coincidence?

I was attacked by mimes today. They did unspeakable things.

Its odd that WWE has shied away from using Roman numerals for WrestleMania considering who has main evented the past 3 years.

I AM RIC FLAIR! THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!......WCW!

Only 3 more weeks and this wretched year will finally be over. #2016hassuckedinsomanyways

Imagine my surprise when my framed "Stone Cold" Steve Austin portrait that I got years back fell down out of the blue tonight and the glass shattered. The irony wasn't lost on me.

Can I call the heed again?

Its been a long time coming, but the wait is almost over.......The I-3 Electorate will be posted soon.....oh yeah, and there's a new Star Wars coming out too apparently.

Its Black Friday, but really #AllFridaysMatter

Seen on Facebook that "Deez Nuts" is getting 9% of the Presidential vote in North Carolina. I didn't even know John Cena was running. He probably won't win though, he's not that popular with the over-18 crowd.

Not with the PR nightmare that firing the first publicly out wrestler would bring.

I know all my valuables are triple-protected thanks to my NEW DAY LOCKS

According to my WWE daily calendar, on this day in history: "With memories of their WrestleMania XIV battle still fresh in their minds, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels forge an uneasy alliance in a World Tag Team Championship match on Raw against Owen Hart & the British Bulldog." So Austin & Michaels won the Tag Team Titles AFTER WrestleMania XIV, which now happened in 1997? You learn something new every day lol.

I too wish to be a donator again. Come on EWB, take my money, you know you want it.

So this Neville guy seems pretty good. I know they were gonna make him Mighty Mouse, but I think they should make his gimmick Daredevil.

Happy Pi Day! 3.14.15, but don't celebrate until 9:26:53, that would just be irrational

Well EWB, another week down, still no access at home. I-3 Title and FutR polls have been updated (only things I have time for right now), so check those out. See ya next week.

GREAT SCOTT! Its.....the Future!

Anybody hear about the burglar who broke in through the bathroom? I heard he didn't get very far, the police caught him when he stepped on the scale and gave himself a-weigh.

Something...something.....Nell Carter 80's sitcom: Gimme a _______!

I too feel the need to take a break from EWB. Be back in about 20 minutes.

The DEMON Kang.....and Kodos