I Hate Monkeys

[TOG]

Bwah. Rocks, because I would've never noticed for the rest of my life when I heard it, had you not said that.

[Pepsi]

he caught a boat on the river and beat my trips.

Not being a poker player myself, I had to laugh at that

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[Thomas]

Meh, my worst beat(s) happened a few days ago. It was like a $45 84 person tournament. I'm playing great... I'm at about 3,000 in chips when the average is 1200 or so. I get pocket Kings under the gun, I raise a small amount... I want some action. Then someone goes all in behind me. With Kings, of course I'm going to call. He shows me pocket 5s, giving him approximately two outs. He flops another 5.

My stack was decreased by about half. A few hands later, I'm down to about 900, and I get kings again. Someone raises before me, so I go all in. I get called by K Q diamonds. The guy FLOPS a straight. 9 10 J all in a row. It was unreal, and the worst part is that both guys after they won said "LOL! Too funny!" It's not that funny you lucky piece of shit.

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