Kaney

Sadly

We are ready to take another caller.

My name is Falconhoof, and I will be your guide on your quest.

...ok. You jump the chasm.

...You make a pitiful jump into the flames. You are burned to a cinder. You are dead.

You will not make it. You will need the winged sandals!

...you will not!

You could enter the maze to return to the marble hallway?

You didnae-you did not!

They are besides the feet of Hermes!

You are not. You are not wearing the winged sandals. You do not have them.

...be careful, the chasm cannot be jumped by mere mortals.

The tunnel takes you north. You now stand before the chasm of fire. To the other side of the chasm is the black ruby of Voldesad.

I must finish describing the environment before I can take instructions from you!

So you're gonna wait for more silly little boys? Ok cool.

Playing EWR on my DS.

I like how you went around looking for a dozen of my posts so you could vote me down

It's not my fault you can't be left alone with the youngsters, Fizzy.

AND MAYBE WE'LL COME BACK

TO EARTH, WHO CAN TELL?

You constantly tell me to fuck off. CONSTANTLY.

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BROWN AND RED

*lingers*

Single Female Lawyer

Having lots of SEEEX

To be fair, it was a stupid comment, and I didn't realise it was you. I thought it was someone actually being, you know, serious. Feh

Four stars, baby (L)

Someone's already been warned for posting Raw spoilers here. Don't be next.

can't sleep clown'll eat me