Kaney

It's an airport! Air hostesses and passengers are everywhere! It's not as if they just stopped and dropped trou in the middle of the lingerie shop, in front of everyone!

I know, but real games like FIFA and Gears of War sap my energy >_>

We are ready to take another caller.

My name is Falconhoof, and I will be your guide on your quest.

...ok. You jump the chasm.

...You make a pitiful jump into the flames. You are burned to a cinder. You are dead.

...you will not!

You could enter the maze to return to the marble hallway?

You didnae-you did not!

They are besides the feet of Hermes!

You are not. You are not wearing the winged sandals. You do not have them.

...be careful, the chasm cannot be jumped by mere mortals.

The tunnel takes you north. You now stand before the chasm of fire. To the other side of the chasm is the black ruby of Voldesad.

I must finish describing the environment before I can take instructions from you!

Sadly

Playing EWR on my DS.

Someone has to keep an eye on you, damnit.

AND MAYBE WE'LL COME BACK

TO EARTH, WHO CAN TELL?

You constantly tell me to fuck off. CONSTANTLY.

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BROWN AND RED

*lingers*

Single Female Lawyer

Having lots of SEEEX

All these jokes are terrible.

Anyone who spoils mania tonight, here or elsewhere is banned for a week. Anyone who posts fake cutesy omg so witty type fake spoilers here takes a three day vacation. See if I'm kidding.

Someone's already been warned for posting Raw spoilers here. Don't be next.

can't sleep clown'll eat me

Oh for glaven out loud.