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I don't think it's out over here yet, but the trailers look awesome! I've also watched the scene about the dick-drawings, although I don't know if that was a deleted scene or if it actually made the final cut.

He scored 7 goals and got sent off? Badass.

Fucking coward. I'm not the biggest fan of rappers, but I'd pick West over 50.

Do the Hustle! Crap song, but so damn cheerful.

Some of these don't get me sad in a depressed way. More like sad in a "it reminds me of a good time that's over" way.

I agree with Wish You Were Here. It's just such a thoughtful song.

For such a usually upbeat band, Green Day have written some cracking sadder songs. Everybody's heard Wake Me Up when September Ends, Good Riddance and Boulevard, but some lesser known ones are great as well. Macy's Day Parade is one. Give Me Novacaine and Whatsername on American Idiot are good as well.

4am Forever on the lastest Lostprophets album really gets to me sometimes, as does Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters.

A great majority of the songs by +44 make me genuinely sad, especiallu Cliffdiving and No It Isn't.

Self Esteem by the Offspring, even if it is one of the old Smells Like Teen Spirit/Louie Louie/Wild Thing style riffs.

I do NOT like Alonso, but McLaren are British so I'll take his victory over a Ferrari one. Hope Lewis can get it back together soon.

Sounds fair enough. Glad to meet somebody else who says mam and supports Sunerland.

Hasn't Hamilton never been off the podium?

Yes! Hamilton! Jesus, what a race. Can somebody explain how Alonso tried to cheat when the safety cars came on, because sadly I only caught the last few laps and I'm sort of new to F1.

This looks good. I'll be reading.

My top 3 metal bands.

1. Rage Against the Machine (well, they're a mix of genres)

2. Metallica

3. System of a Down

I'm not really a metal purist. More of a punk.

Green Day - Basket Case

Blink 182 - What's my age again?

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

Metallica - Enter Sandman

AC/DC - Back in Black

Guns n Roses - Sweet Child of Mine

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

Oasis - Don't Look Back in Anger

Blur - Song 2 or Parklife

Slipknot - Duality

Sum 41 - Fat Lip

Linkin Park - Numb

Limp Bizkit - My Way

Papa Roach - Last Resort

Zebrahead - Legs Like That

Less Than Jake - All my best friends are Metalheads

We (Sunderland)'ve got Preston away, which I think we'll cruise through. And that'll probably come back to bite me on the arse big style.

What the hell, I'll join. It's my first mafia, but I know the rules.

SJW Heavyweight Title Match

"The Chosen One" Joey Sinclair© Vs. The Honky Tonk Man

Joey is quickly becoming one of my favourite characters. Can his catchphrase be FUCK YOU?

Triple Threat Match For The SJW PG13 Title

Great Valiant Task Force Omen Ranger Vs. Teh Mad Haxx0r© Vs. "Not So Nice" Guy Angelo

I honestly can't see either of the other kids winning this one. GVTFR just hasn't got what it takes, and Angelo hasn't been pushed for long enough for a title reign in my opinion.

BJ Whitmer Vs. "Hurricane" John Walters

Just a guess. I don't have a clue about this one.

Tag Team Match

Capn' Bloodbeard and Doink The Clown Vs. Deacon Night and Baxter Basics

I'm gonna go for a shock win here. Besides, I mark for Night and Baxter. Especially Baxter.

Loser Leaves Town Match

Al A. Kazam Vs. T-Jizzle Vs. Super Saiyan J

Perhaps a bit too obvious. Or is that just a trick...

Tie Breaker Question - Who will take the fall in the Loser Leaves Town Match? Al A. Kazam

Equivoque his ass out of here!

SJW Heavyweight Title Match

"Hurricane" John Walters© Vs "The Chosen One" Joey Sinclair

I hope there are a lot of run-ins in this match. In fact, I'm all for a "PG13" vs "SJW Heavyweight" brawl.

"The Anarchist" Arik Cannon Vs. Jigsaw Vs. Retail Dragon

I'm interested to see how good this will be in terms of match quality.

Submission Match For The SJW PG13 Title

Teh Mad Haxx0r© Vs. Baxter Basics

LOLZ! Haxx0r is going to pwn Baxter's ass all over teh ring! Or win with some help from Ranger. Whichever comes first.

SJW PG13 Number One Contenders Match

"Not So Nice" Guy Angelo Vs. Great Valiant Task Force Omen Ranger

I like Angelo, I really do, but we're talking about the Ranger here. Ranger. He's virtually unstoppable.

Deacon Night Vs. Capn' Bloodbeard

It's going to be a shock win for Night. The powers of "My Chemical Romance" are with him. Wanker.

And, as a final note, I didn't know that Xero was a Sunderland fan as well. I can hardly believe it! For such an awesome team we deserve a much larger Battleground fan base.

Yeah, I mark for Baxter and Haxx0r. I loved the show, although I do agree with the idea of adding a "junior belt". If any of the kids (apart from perhaps Joey) competed with the adults, the match rating would be pretty weak.

I'm really getting into this diary now. The backstory is an excellent idea, and some of the gimmicks you've given the kids are entertaining (if also very humiliating)

John Walters© Vs Dearanged - It's too early for the title to change hands yet.

Joey Sinclair Vs Al A Kazam - Joey deserves a push being one of the most talented on the roster, but I can't help liking Al. Truthfully, I think Joey will walk through him.

Sir Eric, The White Knight Vs Teh Mad Haxx0r - Push this guy. Push him to the moon I say!

GVTFO Ranger Vs. Baxter Basics - You've got to give this guy a victory. He's got the most humiliating godawful gimmick in wrestling, and he'll probably get his ass handed to him every show, so please give him a win. Just once.

Cap'n Bloodbeard Vs Deacon Night - The Cap'n's gonna kick some emo ass. Arrrr!

Special Dark Match

The Ultimate Mark Vs Super Saiyan J - Oh lord. I dread to think what these two hype-fueled kids will do. My money's on Saiyan, 'cause he's got big hair. :ohwell:

Tim Cahill!

There are so many. Lua-Lua's somersaults are always nice, and Kuqi's massive dive is good as well. What about Sharpey's elvis impression with the corner flag?

I don't like Beckham at all, but his celebrations against Greece and Argentina are so memorable purely because of the occasion.

So you hate both Newcastle and Sunderland? That's a first.

I bags Lui Kang

Sigh. Well now that Sunderland are the worst team in Prem history for the second time, my list goes like this...

1. Reading

2. Liverpool

3. Man City

4. Wigan

5. Shef Utd

6. Watford

7. Bolton

8. Pompey

9. Middlesbrough

10. Spurs

11. Aston Villa

12. Blackburn

13. Fulham

14. Everton

15. Charlton

16. West Ham

17. Arsenal

18. Chelsea

19. Man Utd

20. Newcastle

I'll join. It's my first ever Mafia, but I know the rules so it should be good