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In for another run of mediocrity.

Floyd flunked FIVE fucking tests for alcohol after a super DUI or whatever they call it and gets one day in jail. What a joke.

Speaking of DUIs:

I feel positively upper class after watching that.

Just bring back the 80's uniforms that everyone wants and be done with it. That's appalling.

48 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Jeremy Maclin is now expected to sign with the Baltimore Ravens on a two-year deal.

 

In a shocking development, the Buffalo Bills failed at something.

D'Angelo Williams to TNA, think of the matches!

On 6/6/2017 at 12:56, Broken Cloudy said:

http://deadspin.com/rex-and-rob-ryan-scuffle-at-a-nashville-bar-1795815368

Also at the same bar/restaurant, Rex Ryan flirted with a bachelorette party by telling one woman she has "nice feet" and "you know what I like".

Maclin's in "preliminary talks" with the Bills, McCoy's been recruiting him hard. He'll come in handy when Watkins tweaks his hamstring in week 2 and milks it all year.

Those poor little bastards are going to have nightmares.

I love the snark on Rotoworld.

Jets owner Woody Johnson is expected to be named the United States' new ambassador to the United Kingdom.

Johnson, who struggles to run a football team, is undoubtedly extremely qualified to be an ambassador to one of America's most important allies. The move could be a boon for Jets fans, as Johnson will have less time to meddle with his team. Johnson will presumably have to take off his ever-present Jets ball cap for his ambassador business.

I'm not sure how I feel about this, as all I remember is his run as head coach of the Vikings.

I wonder how much that cost to design?

2016-17 Roster Update.

Info.

NFL: The ridiculous amount of commercial breaks. Every change of possession, even if it's a three and out that takes all of two minutes of air time leads right into a further two minutes of the same six commercials you're going to have to watch over and over for the next three hours.

Carolina DC Sean McDermott has agreed to be the new head coach of the Bills. Hopefully he can straighten out the mess Rex made of the defense, which had been dominant a couple years ago.

Mike McCoy is rumoured to be coming in as the OC as well.

He should healed from that surgery before he has to take his physical in March, should.

The team tweeted they were informed that he elected to have the procedure done, trying to make it sound like it wasn't a team sanctioned operation or something. Should be interesting to watch this clusterfuck play out.

6 hours ago, Meacon said:

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/ngenz

I can't figure out how to embed Tweets or even how to get this video to load. But it's Mike Mitchell of the Steelers after he was facemasked, but was called for facemasking. His girly squeal is hilarious.

It took me forever to figure it out too. Click on the "..." next to the like icon, "Copy Link To Tweet" and then just paste that link here. The board will format it as a tweet.

edit, Schefter was right on time with this gem:

33 minutes ago, Meacon said:

In Buffalo's defense, Cardale Jones is quite shit too, so it was pretty much a damned if they do, damned if they don't regarding their (lack of) quarterback situation.

True, but EJ is a known shitty player. Cardale is at least a raw shitty player.

And that kickoff should hasten the firing of Danny Crossman.

6 minutes ago, Lineklaus said:

Cardale Jones is in.

He should have started, couldn't have been worse than EJ.

You have to wonder if EJ will even be in the league next year.

It looks even worse when you consider how good the Bills rushing attack has been this year.

6 minutes ago, Lineklaus said:

Is Tyrod that bad a starter? He's been alright? 

He's wildly inconsistent. He was great last week but often he looks like he's in over his head.

And Tyrod Taylor has been benched, EJ will start against the Jets.

If Tyrod played and got hurt his contract would have been guaranteed. Makes sense to play it safe from a business standpoint. I would rather see what Cardale can do at this point, but I doubt he's ready to see live fire yet.

8 hours ago, Meacon said:

Ajayi is like only the fourth running back to have three 200-yard games in one season. He's a viable option, but voters have to let their Quarterbacks-Only boners die down before someone like he or Elliot win MVP.

Two of those games were against Buffalo though, so they barely count.

UFL 2.0?