Schlitzbrille

TheGreatestAmericanSousa made my day yesterday.

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE

My first act as Supreme God-King of Earth is to ban the usage of angry-eye treatments on Jeeps.

uWu senpai notice me

Remember, it could be worse: You could live in the ASOIAF universe with a name like Dale or Earl.

Wildfire can't melt stone beams.

The Sept of Baelor was an inside job #WAKEUP

BRB buying a Windows tablet to browse EWB on a tablet in Tabletop Simulator on a tablet.

Note to most, if not all people in the market for a new truck: Be original and don't buy the four-door version of it.

What is hype may never die, but rises again, hyper and stronger.

Church bells ringing? Perfect time for Light of the Seven.

If they live, they're fairies; if they don't, I HAVE TENURE

There's a lot of people turning 48 today

How dead is Vilhelm Baconshield?

Heh. So apparently Tom Araya and Vader attended the same high school.

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe – I believe what I believe is right."

@Rich is a plebe now we need your business skills back ASAP.

We need a Presidential candidate who has no sympy for terrorism.

SCOTT STEINER 2016

I keep forgetting my brother Sousa is a filthy plebe now.

Come back please, Vilhelm Baconshield needs to continue his glorious tale.

I love y'all for putting up with my emo phase.

I AM THE BOX GHOST! I have power over all things cardboard and SQUARE! This Sunday, I am going to CONTAIN the hopes and dreams of all 29 other competitors as I toss them out, one by one...........BEWARE!

If elected Pope, I promise to banish Rob Dyrdek to the lowest rung of the firey pits of hell where his kind belong.

Question about your sig:

What song from Behemoth is that from? I'll have to check it out.

Hmmmm...what should I talk about with this status update?

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

Anybody want some applesauce?