Kyle

Week One: Peterborough
Week Two: Manchester City
Week Three: Hull City
Week Four: Liverpool
Week Five: Tottenham
Week Six: Sheffield United

Week One: Peterborough
Week Two: Manchester City
Week Three: Hull City
Week Four: Liverpool

Week Five: Tottenham

I would just like to say I'm having a ball and I know it won't last.

If it works out anything like our last Chelsea-bound transfer, we'll be linked with him incessantly season after season every window after he leaves.

If we don't let Gordon go for that money, I'll cry. I've got a soft spot for him, but Christ, he is not worth that amount of money, even with the English tax. Get him gone, get a replacement for Richarlison in.

Week One: Peterborough
Week Two: Manchester City
Week Three: Hull City
Week Four: Liverpool

Week One: Peterborough
Week Two: Man City
Week Three: Hull City

Yikes. Big yikes. United genuinely look like they could be worse than us.

This always goes so well for everybody involved.

Week Two: Man City

If Martin Tyler has a job by the end of the day and hasn't experienced any repercussions, I'm going to be furious. Fuck him.

Week One: Peterborough

Go on then.

Final reminder to join the EWB Fantasy League before next week if you haven't already:

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/h22n0q

Been beaten over the head by this song and covers of it for a while now, but I really enjoyed this one.

Just now, DavidMarrio said:

Lampard's interview after that would have me worried

That's my secret, Cap... I'm always worried.

38 minutes ago, Hobo said:

Ultimately, it is only pre season no matter what.  🤷‍♂️

I hope so, we lost 4-0 to a middling MLS side.

I don't hate next seasons away kit, but there's going to be some uproar from some very insecure men.

FPL is back, same league as the last few seasons so if you've used the same account you'll automatically be in. If not, code is: h22n0q

Deserved suspension, shouldn't be throwing flares at fans.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Eight euros is a cheap loan fee.

The year is 2028, and I've officially won every top trophy I can at Everton. Prem, Champions League, FA Cup, Carabao Cup, all done. I've accepted the England job and resigned as Everton manager, so let's see if my domestic success can be translated into international success. Spoilers, it will be or I'll die trying.

The man is a cheat code, and I hate it. 32 goals in 20 appearances so far this season is ridiculous.

Real have had a stinker here. They're also the only team not to concede 7 goals in one match to me in this group as well, so that proves to me they've had a howler of a group stage if they've finished behind Rangers.