Troy Maskell
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Someone should've taken a camera.
Not for the games, the booth babes are where it's at
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*goes to vote for Survivor he thinks should get a million*
HEY! WHERE THE HELL IS JOHNNY FAIRPLAY ON THIS LIST?!
Ahhh screw it I'll vote Colby, Rupert's a bitch. Rupert will ALWAYS be a bitch
Fairplay is your KING and noone forget it
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I just read the latest New Frontier book from Peter David
Peter David > j00
Still waiting for Wrestlecrap to be brought out in Australia.....not happy
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Access to this port is disabled for security reasons? What.The.Fuck?
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I don't know.
On one side I'd like to see Angel continue. On the other hand I can't see it do anything but suck
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[obvious Fark.com joke]
Whenever hot female celebritys admit to banging ugly fellow actors.....The Sun is there
[/obvious Fark.com joke]
Benicio Del Toro? I really thought she had higher standards
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Chapter 3: Kandi gets a tag team partner
Kriss was a happy guy as he travelled on the plane for a house show in Montreal. Finally he'd shown the Battleground he was a wrestler, in the WWE the number one game in town no less. Now he'd finally start getting some respect from them. How would Daron and Cade feel to know that he had made it to the WWE before them? He'd just love to see their reactions. He was about to doze off when Brian Gerwitz came back from first class to talk to him
Brian: Hey Kriss. Great job tonight, you looked like you belong in the ring. Congratulations on becoming a WWE wrestler
Kriss:
Brian:....Ok....so anyway it's your first week so I wanted to go over a few things Arn told me about how well you were reacted to in your debut and stuff...You do want to know right?
Kriss:
Brian:.....I'll take that as a yes. Anyway your vignette kinda tanked. Arn said almost ALL the home audience and the live crowd went to the bathroom while your vignette played. That's pretty normal so don't worry about it too much. Arn did say the people who watched it reacted well to it though and he reckoned you gained heat with the crowd from it. Any heat right now would be good for you Kriss
Kriss:
Brian:......Ok....Anyway turning to Velocity. Tenille and Ryan really earnt their paycheques on Tuesday man. Arn thought that you gained something like 4 points of heat when you won the match over Sakoda. Some of that was residual, Tenille's work but most of it was all you Kriss. Must make you happy to hear huh?
Kriss:
Brian: I see......well we've decided we want to keep this thing with Kyo Dai going so we're going to set up a tag match for Velocity. Kyo Dai V You and your new partner. Now I know what you're thinking, who's my partner right?
Kriss:
Brian:.....Hey don't use all your energy here Kriss, save it for the ring. We thought long and hard about your character and who would be a perfect fit for you and we think we've found the partner for you. So you want to know who it is?
Kriss:
Brian:....Ok man prepare to be shocked. Here he is, your NEW tag team partner *he calls to the curtain* You can come back here now
A man comes back from First Class. The man that would become Kandiman's partner in his war against Kyo Dai. Who could it be? Which man was picked for the job? Well prepare to be shocked cause here he is....
RALPHUS!!!
Kyo Dai is doomed.
Coming Up: This time for sure. The Battleground's reaction to Kandi's debut and the WWE is introduced to Ralphus.
That might be it for now until we settle in and get things back up to scratch.....we all know why don't we?
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I thought it best for precaution sakes if I did save the pages.
And yes Kaneanite my biggest fan.....it'd figure he'd be the first to show here. (DAMNIT WHERE'S MY SHIFTY?
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Chapter 2: Kandi takes his first steps in the ring
This was the moment Kriss had dreamed of for four months. Tonight he would finally show the people who turned on him he was not only a wrestler but a WWE Wrestler. Walking with his bag filled with gear slung over his shoulder he walked into the WWE Locker Room for the first time. Tenille was there to meet him as she too felt the nerves before their big moment on stage.
Tenille: Hey Kriss. Tonight's the night huh? Who ever thought we'd get this opportunity? To perform in a WWE Ring....wow
Kriss: Yeah. Tonight everyone's gonna see the truth. They shunned me. But LOOK AT ME NOW! I'M IN THE WWE! YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN FITZY! YOU LAUGHED AT ME DARON! WELL I'M HERE AND YOU'RE NOT!
Tenille:....ok I'm gonna go now.
But just as Tenille was about to go one of the WWE Superstars come to say hello
WWE Superstar: So you're the new pair Vince is raving about huh? Pleased to meet. John's the name. Kicking ass is the game.
Tenille: Hello Bradshaw. Thanks a lot. It means a lot to know we're welcome here
Kriss:
John: Hey don't mention it. You've caused quite a storm here. Just take a look. *he points to a group playing cards at a table* Loser gets to job to you guys tonight. *just then a curse comes out from the table followed by a lot of laughing* And it looks like we have a winner. *smiles as the guy as he walks over* Hey Ryan....tough luck pal.
Ryan: Yeah next time I'll beat you guys. So what can you guys do out there?
Kriss:
Tenille: Uhhh we can do anything you want. Why don't you run the match by us
John: Might be the best idea....why don't you guys try this.....
LATER THAT NIGHT
Vince wanted the pair to introduce themselves formally to the Velocity crowd so Kriss and Tenille were given interview time right off the bat.
Tenille: Finally the wrestling world is ready to recieve it's maker. This man. My Kandiman will be the death of all the WWE superstars. My Kandiman will show you all perfection. My Kandiman will be your new hero
Kandi: Look at us. Tenille and Kandiman together as one. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK CADE! YOU SAID YOU WERE THE STAR OF CHANCE MEETING BUT NOW WHO'S LAUGHING? Tonight you will see the beginning of my path to revenge.
Tenille: And it all starts with Sakoda. He will be the first victim in a list of many. My Kandiman will prove to the world he belongs here in the WWE and soon all the WWE Superstars...will bow to the 'fro
KANDIMAN V SAKODA
Sakoda was given the task of running the match as Kandi was no help at all. Sakoda attacked as Kandi escorted Tenille out of the ring, hitting him with a german suplex and taking control with martial arts for two before Kandi ducked a spin kick to take control with his brawling style......Well style isnt the word for it as he blew up after about three punches. Sakoda then took his life into his hads by allowing Kandi to spinebuster him. That went about as well as expected and Sakoda got up after a two count for Kandi angry, hitting back with everything in his tank but it would come short as Kandi reversed a belly to belly suplex before hitting a DDT he called IWA:Worldwide for the three count to end his first match.
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Kandi walked backstage with Tenille with his head held high. Now the Battleground would respect him, he was finally a wrestler. How they'd all be kissing his ass now. He could see it now "WOW WE WERE SO WRONG ABOUT KANDI. KANDI > US" Too bad he wouldn't be able to see it with his account.
Coming Up: The Battleground Reacts and Brian meets with Kriss with the verdict of his debut
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Chapter One: Starting Out
Titan Towers. Despite all his bluff and bluster on the Battleground. Kriss was more than thrilled to be here. Here without being asked to leave by Security. As the clock soon hit 2PM the time of his meeting with the one and only Vince McMahon. Today he would find out just what they had planned for him to begin with. Being called into the office Kriss entered to see Vince, a writer and a woman who was completely unknown to him.
Vince: So you're Kriss Sprules? Pleasure to meet you.
Kriss:
Vince:.....Ok well first off welcome to the WWE family, I'm sure you're going to fit in just fine. Now the reason we called you in is to make sure you're up to speed with what we're going to do with you. First I'll introduce you to the others here. This is our head writer Brian Gerwitz.
Brian: I've got plenty of ideas for you Kriss
Vince: And this is Tenille Gray. She'll be working with you, your first few months.
Tenille: Hi Kriss. I've heard a lot about you
Vince: Now what we've come up with at least early on is this. Let's face it Kriss. Your name isn't going to get you over. But your...comments in your file made me think. Kandiman works. Kandiman is good. I think Kandiman is something to get behind. What do you think?
Kriss:
Vince:.....All right....glad you approve. Brian could you let Kriss know how Tenille comes into all this?
Brian: Well basically Kriss we think that if you have a girl like Tenille in your corner we can really get the crowd on your side. Tenille has got tremendous charisma, something you need to work on. So basically she's your mouthpiece. Work with her cause she'll be your voice here in the WWE. You're ok with that right?
Kriss:
Vince: Great then that's settled, now we've got a couple of weeks before your first show on Velocity so we need to get a vignette on the air fast. You think you can manage something in that time?
Kriss:
Vince:.......Ok....well our production team is the best so they're sure to make you and Tenille look good. This deal is genuine Kriss so make the most of it. Or next time we meet I may not be so nice Got that?
Kriss:
Vince: (leans and whispers to Gerwitz) This is going to take a lot of work
A FEW DAYS LATER
So Kriss now knew that he would be Kandiman in the WWE. A name that brought up bad memories for him but he was determined to get some revenge on those who shunned him. But before the long road began there was a vignette to shoot.
Kriss: So I've basically got free reign to say what I want here right.
Production Guy: Well Yeah.....but try not to speak too much. Tenille's your mouthpiece remember?
Kriss: I got it
THREE HOURS LATER
Production Guy: Kandiman introductory promo take one hundred and twelve.
Kriss: I once had dreams like you. I once believed in something. But you all shunned me. WHY? WHY DID YOU SEND ME AWAY VR? WHY DID YOU SHATTER MY DREAMS? Yes I once had a dream but now all that's left in my heart is hatred. Hatred for the ones I let scar me. Hatred for the mods who banned me. But I shall have my revenge. YOU ALL THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN BUT NOW THE WWE IS THE REALM OF KANDIMAN!
Tenille: (walking to stand next to Kriss) And this Kandiman doesn't spread the world with love. He spreads pain. The WWE Superstars don't stand a chance. Be ready because this Kandiman can destroy....and he will
The scene fades out with the words "KANDIMAN IS COMING TO VELOCITY APRIL 3"
So Kriss had a vignette. The first sign he'd made it and in a few weeks he would show the Battleground he wasn't a liar. He would wrestle in the WWE and he would prevail. The WWE will never be the same with the 'fro in the ring.
Coming Up: Reactions to the Vignette and Kriss's first match
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New Boards? Nice.....can't say I'm a fan of the blue skin but I can change that myself.
Well it's a good thing I did decide to save the precious diary pages for the infamous diary. In case new members do sign and for prosperity I will repost the first 9 chapters of the WORST DIARY EVER!
But first the prologue.
Ahhh Kriss Sprules or as we all know him Kandiman. How many jokes and cheap shots have been made at his expense? Too many to count. This is not one of them.
A lot of people laughed at him, mocked him and then the Mods ultimately banned him for being caught in another double standard. This is not about them.
His grand idea for a ficticious new fed that apparantly had stolen the contracts of several WWE Wrestlers made the entire Battleground roll their eyes as one. This is not about that
No my friends. This is FAR Worse.
My name is Troy Maskell and ever since the first Battleground board I've been around, always flying low under the radar, never stirring too much controversy towards myself. That is, until now.
For in this diary I will do the unthinkable, the disgusting and the downright reprehensable act ever seen since Katie Vick.
I will attempt to push the man everyone hates, the man who said he'd punch Vince out if he ever met him. Kandiman, to the top of wrestling as we know it. The WWE Title soon will be in the greasy hands of the 'fro and wrestling as we know it will never be the same again.
ON WITH THE STORY
Kriss Sprules, a man with an unbelievable ego but zero wrestling talent, is what many people would call a Daydreamer. The man lives, breathes, eats and sleeps wrestling. He even tried to open his own fed one day. Of course that plan lasted about 30 seconds but that did not faze the young man. That is until the day he logged onto his favorite message board. The Battleground where he had been for so long and he saw this
You'll have to wait to find out what is wrong with TAFKA Afro Man. Kandi, you got caught. Deal with it.
Banned. Banned from his link to the outside world, as the anger raged through his body he made a solemn vow. That no matter what it took, no matter how much blood had to spilt he would make in wrestling, just to stick it up all who doubted him.
That was about four months ago and in that time a lot of things had changed. The WWE had grown and started searching for new talent. And Kriss was one of them, why? Only Vince McMahon knows for sure. But hired he was despite the fact he still knew basically jack about wrestling. Despite the fact that the WWE has over 100 people on roster. And despite the fact about 13,000 Battleground members are going to e-bomb WWE.com when this announcement is made. Kriss was a WWE Wrestler.
This is his story. Soon the WWE will fall to the 'fro.
The Stats you need to know. (I changed them to what I thought would work for this story)
Brawl: 25
Speed: You are kidding right? He can't run two steps without blowing up. 0
Tech: 10
Over: 0
Charisma: 10 (If he couldn't sell things to the Battleground what chance does he have?)
Attitude: Again the ego comes in 0
Behaviour: Well he's already down isn't he? 0
Hear the call of the 'fro and tremble.
Coming Up: The first meeting with Vince and discussion of character. Plus Kriss shoots his first Vignette
(Please no hard objects when you throw things at me)
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Without A Doubt: The WORST Diary EVER
in The Dome Retro Room
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Chapter 4: Retaliation
Still no word from the Battleground. Why was it taking so long for it to swallow their pride? Why couldn't they admit defeat? These were all going through Kriss's mind as he showed up for the taping on Tuesday. Had he missed something. His spy hadn't seen anything and he was getting worried. Once again Tenille was there to meet him
Tenille: Hey Kriss! Boy we caused some reaction over the net in our debut didn't we?
Kriss: But not in the spot I wanted. I WANT VENGANCE! I WANT VR TO PAY FOR WHAT HE DID TO ME! I WANT TO SEE CADE GROVEL! WHY AREN'T THEY NOTICING!
The sounds of laughter are soon heard from a computer near by one of the production hands is heard
Production Guy: Hey guys have you seen this? This is some funny stuff
Kriss walked over to see what the commotion was. What he saw would chill him. It was his battleground. The site he loved so much and their reaction. First cab off the rank was TheReilDeal who was at the taping
Then there was the reaction from Boulder
Then Kriss's partner. CadeSydal chimed in in responce
That was as far as it got before Kriss threw the computer into a wall. Just as his rage grew though Brian Gerwitz came to meet him and Tenille, bringing Ralphus with him
Brian: Hey guys ready for your big night as a tag team tonight?
Kriss:
Ralphus:
Brian:....Ok but that's what I wanted to talk to you guys about. We think Kyo Dai against you guys in a fued is just what the fans are looking for. Plus it would get you guys over which is what we want. I wanted to know what you guys thought about that. You want a fued with Kyo Dai?
Kriss:
Ralphus:
Brian:....Ok....well I'll let Vince know you dig the idea. This is going to be big for you guys so you better sieze this opportunity. Ok?
Kriss:
Ralphus:
Brian: Ok now for Ralphus's debut.....now what I was thinking was this......
Coming Up: More of Kriss's anger and the WWE gets introduced to Ralphus.
Apologies for the short chapter and all but I wanted to get that down quick so it wouldn't get lost in the setup of the introduction of the team that will SET THE WWE ON FIREEEE!