Heel Turn

*solemnly does the Batucci*

1. Blade Runner

2. The Usual Suspects

3. The Shawshank Redemption

4. Children of Men

5. Pulp Fiction

6. Heat

7. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

8. Goodfellas

9. The Princess Bride

10. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

EDIT: I'm seriously the only guy to list Blade Runner? Fuck all y'all.

Fuck beds in the wild.

I conquered my first dungeon. Just shy of 100 moss stone. 2 saddles. A fucking music disc. I had just shy of the amount of clay I needed to finish a section of my house with. Plenty of iron ore and plenty of coal to last. Was ready to turn around and make the journey home when I realized the sun was setting, so I set up a little camp for the night. Now, I make sure to keep it nice and well lit, cover myself up well, and I figure, hey, I have some wool and wood... why not rush the night, make myself a bed, clear the area in the morning and get going faster?

I forgot the chance of a skeleton spawning next to you while you sleep was in the air when you use the bed. This mother-fucker wakes me up, gives me next to no time to defend myself, kills me in my shelter, and fucking headbangs on my death screen. Worst part? I was waaaaaay too far from my spawn point, let alone my base, to even hope to have a chance of getting back before the items disappeared.

Long story short: I fucking hate the skeleton bed glitch shit.

I'll have to find more clay somewhere-- that was my original intent in the journey anyway. Soon as I'm done with my base and everything I'll upload the save, I'd love to know what you guys think of what I've got done. Pretty proud of it actually... I'm not all that into the electronics portion of Minecraft (Redstone wires, switches, etc.), I seem to prefer the more basic, simple things for transport and construction. Haven't even made a rail system yet, I mostly just use steps and ladders to get around when I'm not boating. Still, despite the simplicity of the things I've made, I like them. Island base with my mine, two docks and a two-story brick house, plus a lighthouse that stretches up to the top of the map and, thanks to all the flaming Netherack and torches, has a rave effect going on when you approach it. But yeah, sofar as I'm concerned, not bad for a casual player (I hope).

Monsters can spawn next to your bed if it's up against a wall of your house/cave/miserable shack. Always leave at least one block between your bed and any walls.

She didn't deserve it more than Hailee Steinfeld deserved Best Supporting Actress!

Just read the results. Hailee Steinfeld got robbed. The rest of it, I'm okay with.

I was out all day, and just caught today's highlights.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Qatar just needs someone to go above and beyond in doing some great deed for humanity to dispel the negativity surrounding them. A type of Qatar hero, if you like.

Posting because I pictured Eli faceplanting again like the impossible dullard he is and I started laughing all over again.

Eli hitting the field like a dead fish and losing the ball was fucking hilarious.

That is all.

Michael Vick's gonna score 1 point for every million that Dan Snyder gave McNabb today.

The road to the Super Bowl is coming through Philadelphia, motherfuckers.

Not with that defense.

You tell me all the NFC teams that you realistically think have a better than 50% chance of beating the Eagles in the playoffs.

Falcons, Saints, Giants, and Packers.

Better defenses and better playcalling/clock management in close games.

We beat the Falcons with our backup QB.

We came close against the Packers with our starting QB out injured. Probably would have won if not for that.

We've got the Giants next week, and I like our chances given how inconsistent they are, as naiwf pointed out.

Saints are the only team I'll come close to conceding given that they lead the league in pass defense, but they haven't faced an offense as explosive as ours is. I don't think their coverage comes close to matching the speed of the Eagles receivers.

The only team we've lost convincingly to this season has been Tennessee. If not for a few key injuries or missed plays, the Eagles could easily be 8-1 and leading their division.

Michael Vick's gonna score 1 point for every million that Dan Snyder gave McNabb today.

The road to the Super Bowl is coming through Philadelphia, motherfuckers.

Not with that defense.

You tell me all the NFC teams that you realistically think have a better than 50% chance of beating the Eagles in the playoffs.

Michael Vick's gonna score 1 point for every million that Dan Snyder gave McNabb today.

The road to the Super Bowl is coming through Philadelphia, motherfuckers.

Fuck Radical Dreamers. Fuck Chrono Cross. I. Want. Chrono. Trigger. 2.

Figured all you fanboys would like this

God, it's so great to hear JR again.

Dana should issue Chuck Liddell an ultimatum: if you want to keep fighting, you move up to heavyweight and fight Brock. I would love to see Brock steamroll Liddell.

And I could maybe see Dos Santos giving Brock some trouble in the early going, but his takedown defense is kinda untested, so that's a big question mark going in. I dunno, Brock's just such a total package that finding any real flaws is difficult to do. Plus, he just gets so much cannier with each fight that it's only going to get more difficult.

I agree that Brock covered up and let Carwin punch himself out. It looked like Brock had opportunities to stand back up but stayed down and waited for Carwin....who I think should've backed off instead of punching a covered up Brock, and he also could've went to the body but just kept punching.

Yeah, he basically rope-a-doped Carwin. Dangerous strategy, but it paid off.

I'm wondering what kind of game plan you could possibly put together to beat Brock. He can take a shitkicking, his stand up is excellent and we all know how he is on the mat. Clearly it's going to take a better man than Carwin to beat Brock into submission. I'm just trying to figure out who the fuck that could possibly be.

Lesnar has a chin of iron and a guy who never made it out of the first round got gassed. Neither of these things is surprising.

Stop editing before I can post, HT.

Sorry. I actually love the idea of Glover as Spidey -- the older movies are still fresh in everyone's mind and I could see Glover as a great way to distinguish the two series from one another.

Fuck yes, Glover as Spider Man. He was great in Mystery Team, and he totally has the personality to be an excellent Peter Parker.

And Keith, awesome line.

Baby Bono's all grown up. *sniff*

I read that Lesnar might have lyme disease since he goes hunting alot.

You can treat that with antibiotics, though. I don't think something like that would be sufficient to keep him from ever fighting again.

This thread is Joe Theismann approved.

Couture vs. Minotauro was like a Rocky movie, only real. Amazing.

Nice to see Kirkman gettin' paid.

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