OctoberRaven

"Deaf people don't have their own language, that's sad."

"Did you ever have the dream where someone is chasing you down the hallway and all the doors are locked?" "I did not!" "Neither did I!" "Hooray!"

"Did you get the job?" "No, but I got his wallet!"

"Did... did you just Scrooge McDuck me, bro?"

"Don't be racist against cows, Nick!"

"Duh, we walk all over the place until we find him, stupid!"

"First of all, I never tamed the buffalo. It was already tame! I merely shot it."

"From now on, if one member of the team is being eaten, go ahead and assume that you should do something about that."

"Goddammit, I forgot how much pain tends to hurt!"

"Greetings, children of Earth." "Well what planet are you from?" "....Earth."

"Ha ha! Scandal always beats gun!"

"He's bad... but he'll die. So I like it."

"Hello, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a letter for me" "Okay Mister Burns, what's your first name?" "...I don't know..."

"Hey pal, that's MY headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it."

"Hi, I'm Roddy Piper." "Hi, I'm the President of the United States" "Sure, why not."

"I don't do hospitals. Everyone I know that's died was shot in the woods then taken to a hospital. WHERE THEY DIED!"

"I had... bad pizza yesterday."

"I killed a Frankenberry once" "Frankenberries, like the cereal?" "Ugh, that's all just propaganda to get you to trust them!"

"I killed my first zombie at six months old with a sharpened rattle"

"I only just completed the set-house-on-fire switch and circuit!" http://yellow5.com/pokey/

"I really hope Mike comes back soon with the cure." "No Neil, it's Madnes this week."

"If I had known you would be so willing to sacrifice yourself to save the world I... probably wouldn't have tried to kill you."

"If you resist, be a dear and taser yourselves"

"In a thousand years, I'll get right on it."

"In the limits of the fountain of words that won't die... what is thaaaaaaat!?"