Khain

12 minutes in and Walt Jr. came up with a better idea than Walter.

I was having panic attacks near the end of the episode, I think I might die for the Series Finale.

If Bale is £85m good, then Oezil is certainly worth that.

Between the fee and the wages, Real Madrid has paid for Kaká €148m, he played 6846 minutes. Roughly €21.618 per minute. Mental.

Would he have got half a point if it equated to 100m pesos?

It's 750m Pesos does he get 3.5 points?

I NEED A DRAW. COME ON YOU SPURS

Henderson is a goddamn engine and he's just getting better and better. Justified his price, playing without the pressures of the last two seasons. Man of the Match for me.

Hammy will have to edit his signature :/

Hilariously, Barca, albeit via the means of club legend Hristo Stoichkov, have commented on how unprofessional Bale is being.

Elsewhere in Spain, this is how Mr. Levy is depicted! Anyone care to translate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQk6DjWlFFg

"From Daniel Levy we knew he had the face of a James Bond' villain but he is the toughest negotiator in old Europe. Today we know he is a guy who doesn't like that the circumstances leave him as the loser of a negotiation, and of course, the last few days has pissed him off till blowing smoke out his ears. First he was angry when he saw that the spanish press said the deal was done. Levy didn't llive that a deal of €100m and €11m waon wages was leaked and lower it 12m later. And the stage for the presentation it's on the Bernabeu stands and one possible interpretation: a deal is done with no one making it official. The anger is rising: And when the official store put up the Bale shirt, and I won't tellyou when he saw it on the street. And the Bale's trip to Marbella, the photos on the pool, even with having two days off, Daniel didn't like it. With a rumoured meeting between Gareth and Flore, and the icing on the cake was the deal with Willian and the teasing from Mou.All this has pissed Levy off, who stopped the deal, leaked new offers from PSG and Manchester, David Moyes doesn't confirm or deny. There are 4 days left on the window and Levy is still pissed off."

Definitely, a Lambert-esque run too.

Since he's the only name other than Eto'o who's been banded around as an alternative striker for Chelsea as of late...

Who the fuck is Jackson Martinez (besides a Porto player and thereby by definition Far Too Expensive) and is he any good?

Martínez is a better version of Benteke, pretty much the same type of player

This fucking show.

People keep pointing at Ryan Reynolds like it was his fault that Green Lantern was shit, he did great with was written for him and was one of the best parts of that movie.

I'd take a 1-0 next week too...

If you have the Sims one, I'd gladly take it

Holy shit. A José Larrende song

Arsenal should definitely buy Ashley Williams so they can have a solid defense

Man, is there a way to restart this? I got bored waiting when it didn't start on time.

When they stop streaming you can watch it on their twitch channel

So how long is the season? I kind of want to follow this now

38 games

Lucas is now following Willian on Twitter! And Willian likes his photo on Instagram!

And now Willian follows him back and Coutinho too!

I do love Aspas' name. Is anyone else pronouncing it Asspass or am I far too immature for this place?

That's actually how you pronounce it, so yeah

Edit: Actually, I'm sure it'd be something like "Athpa" in Spanish, but everyone is calling him "Asspass" over here.

It's actually Asspass, but the spaniards have a weird accent

Hyped for Gary, he's an awesome player and be playing in England Wales could do wonders for his game

You know Wales doesn't even count as a country :/

Suarez is banned for the first six games...

Hyped for Gary, he's an awesome player and be playing in England could do wonders for his game

The BT commentator said "The big question is whether Suarez will be starting for Liverpool next week against Stoke". Geez, where do they find these bellends

Spanish and Chilean media says that Gary Medel is having a medical at Cardiff soon. The deal is worth €13m