Gorka

Crap first half. Graham scoring seems very similar to Football Manager's "X hasn't scored in Y minutes" and just knowing he'll score against you.

And whoever picked Hull vs. Stoke for a Saturday showing is mental.

Everton.

DYER!

I don't know why Laudrup should be worried by the home form, it would have been three wins if decisions went their way for penalties and the rest of the matches have been against Liverpool, Arsenal and Manchester United.

Reading.

Jonjo Shelvey can be so inconsistent and infuriating, capped off with letting Caulker score by not doing his one job on the post.

At least he scored the winner today.

Coventry

Oh fuck off Stoke.

That's what happens when I go into auto-pilot and forget about the Saturday 3pm kick-off rule. Cheers.

Aston Villa instead.

Swansea.

Once again, a crap twenty minutes leads to Swansea losing. Shelvey is so infuriating.

Just played a pro club with the genius tactic of winning a corner, having a pro take it and then just stop playing. It turns out corners don't have timers.

Looked at their record, 29 wins, all of which seem to be repeating the same tactic.

Once upon a time, my record was 100%.....

Nottm Forest.

Chelsea

Try a team that lost to Macedonia and it's current side contains strikers that never score over five goals a season, goalkeepers that play for Tranmere and Wolves and when key players are injured, Swansea reserves such as Danny Alfei are called up.

Hell, Sam Ricketts has 50 caps.