Gorka

Norwich and Swansea City both agreed a fee with Blues, and Redmond has opted to join the Canaries.

Interesting.

Anyhow, talks with Gomis are in advanced stages apparently and Bony is meeting with Huw Jenkins, happy days.

But are they in the wonderland that is the Europa League?

Goldenway, a Hong Kong financial service provider.

Swansea kits for the season (purple and yellow away!), just without the sponsor that's revealed tomorrow:

First 10 Games

August:

vs. Manchester United (Home) - Lose

vs. Tottenham (Away) - Lose

vs. West Brom (Away) - Draw

....Not brilliant, especially if West Brom start the season in the way they did last season.

September:

vs. Liverpool (Home) - Draw

vs. Palace (Away) - Win

vs. Arsenal (Home) - Lose

....Still not brilliant.

October

vs. Southampton (Away) - Draw

vs. Sunderland (Home) - Win

vs. West Ham (Home) - Win

Better.

November

vs. Cardiff (Away) - Win

An estimate of fifteen points from first ten, but Southampton and West Brom could be awkward, and it all depends on repeating our good start from last season before the decline.

It's more "we're not paying £14million for one player, Michael" and "Your agent is trying to sell our players behind our backs".

And Laudrup is interested in Peter Odemwingie and Arouna Kone, which isn't spectacular. But anything is better than Luke Moore as a back-up striker and signing Itay Shechter permanently.

A brilliant performance, I thought.

However, I think the 20-odd shots of Sir Alex watching the game with a blank face were unnecessary.

Highlight of the night comes from the club's twitter account:

Itay Shechter gets his first goal for Swansea as his shit flys past Joel Robles and into the far corner. Good response from the visitors.

What a half. Brilliant.

Oh Rangel, you Jack Bastard!

*Punch* *Punch* YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Utter.Wank.

Bloody injuries, touches like playing FIFA for the first time, Itay Shechter has more bookings than goals this season and Ashley Williams can't hit the target from six yards.

To be fair, Dex, my original post was a reaction to Brench thinking it would be "brilliant" if Swansea were relegated. I think it's sort of a cunty thing to say, but ah well.

Damn it Dan, taken away any chance I had of an argument now.

Ehhh, I'll let you celebrate your European Cup from the Eighties and your League Cup from 1994.

Remember last time Aston Villa won a domestic cup?

Me neither.

Next Gen Cup doesn't count, right?

Also, our run in has been fucking awful since the cup:

Newcastle - Beat.

West Brom - Robbed due to a disallowed goal that was fine.

An inform Arsenal

Tottenham with Super Bale

Should have beaten both Southampton and Norwich.

Chelsea and Manchester City.

Now we have Wigan on a run and the champions.

2048:

DEONTAY WILDER WINS IN FIRST ROUND

Unbelievable. The first shot which Wilder throws in anger rocks Harrison and the American unloads some absolute bombs before the referee steps in. Audley Harrison is beaten inside 70 seconds.

2047:

Ding ding. We're off.

I didn't mind the episode last week, but this one was just bad.

Christ, that was something from Bale.

Oh for fuck's sake.

Pick that out!

ROBSON-KANU TOO!

Luke Moore: Goal Machine.

Oh Jordi Gomez.

Swansea:

Yves Ma-Kalambay

Stephen O'Halloran

Warren Feeney

Darryl Duffy

Albert Serran

Febian Brandy

Arthur Krysiak

Jordi Lopez

David Edgar

Radanfah Abu Baker

Things have gone terrible managing QPR since beating Everton 4-0.

Six games without a win and now looking at the fixture list, Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City and Liverpool in a row.