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Dan

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  1. I honestly haven't enjoyed a game so much in my entire life. My mum was supporting England the whole way and I was supporting France, I nearly laughed so hard as to soil my underwear.secondnd. Greatest. Match. Ever. Behind. 5-0. To. Holland.

    Zidane > *

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  2. Southampton manager Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney : Its an incredible riise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.

    Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?

    Strachan: I dont care, I'm Scottish

    Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

    Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

    Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?

    Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."

    Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?

    Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.

    Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?

    Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

    Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?

    Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

    On Augustine Delgado:

    Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

    Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?

    Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

    Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

    Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. 'll go home, become an Rod Jane and Freddy and maybe! jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

    Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?

    Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

    Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up

    Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

    Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?

    Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

    Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?

    Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there....

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