Chris2K

Anyone else just see the ECW One Night Stand advert on a piece of cardboard behind Davina?

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on fridays eviciton who saw the ECW sign when they were interview leslie.

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Currently eliminated from the box challenge:

Vanessa (didn't take part)

Science (quit)

Kemal (quit due to Science)

Sam (quit)

Maxwell (quit)

Saskia (quit after pissing in condom, and then spilling said condom)

Derek, Roberto, Craig, Anthony and Makosi remain.

Big Brother's been shouting stuff at them, such as:

"Stay in your box if you've got no friends. Particularly you, Craig. Billy no mates."

"Put your hands up if you're really cool. Can't see your hand, Makosi. That's because you're a loser."

"Stay in your box if you smell of cheese. Derek, you smell of cheese."

Can't wait to watch all this.

Anyone else just see the ECW One Night Stand advert on a piece of cardboard behind Davina?

According to The Sun, Mary was working as a "massuese" in a "massage parlour" (please note the apostrophes) less than six weeks before she entered the house.

Seriously, who'd pay for THAT?

If you're gonna get a Bond game, get Everything or Nothing.

Mario Kart DD is awesome, even on one player mode. Mario Party 5 or 6 is always good for a multiplayer laugh, especially with four people.

SSBM's ok multiplayer wise but can get a bit too hectic sometimes.

As a Spurs fan that is far more interested in hating Man Utd than Arsenal, I haven't got a problem with Maxwell.

Saskia has gained many points of hawtness over the last week, except her tits are possibly too big... to the extent they're starting to sag already.

I loved the counting game too. Seriously didn't see the BOO coming.

Ramsay is an absolute LEGEND in the UK, and is regarded as the best chef in the country. He never wanted to be a TV chef but was thrust into the limelight due to his abilities.

He first went after a career in football (soccer) but a leg injury forced him to retire at just 18. He took up cooking, and eventually worked under *** Michelin Chef Michelle Roux before setting up his own resteraunt and becoming a *** Michelin chef himself.

He doesn't do Hell's Kitchen over here any more, instead he has an awesome programme called Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares where he tries to turn around a failing restaurant by changing things, such as re-motivating staff, and sometimes teaching the chefs how to actually cook. All whilst swearing a lot.

Tottenham goalkeeper Paul Robinson has revealed he is close to agreeing a new, long-term contract with the club.

The 25-year-old told Spurs' website: "I've been in negotiations for a few weeks and we're just about there.

"It's a long-term contract that will keep me here for a few years. It's a commitment but one I'm happy to do.

"There has never been any doubt on my part that this is where I want to be. I've thoroughly enjoyed my first year here and I hope to have many more."

Robinson signed for Tottenham from Leeds in May 2004 and has established himself as number one for the club and for England.

"The chairman showed his commitment to me by signing me in the first place and by signing this new deal I'm repaying that faith," Robinson added.

Source: BBC Sport

Oh hell yeah.

I guess worries about Robinson can be appeased by Man Utd signing Van Der Sar.

Damn shame about the UEFA cup though.

Spurs have suspended sporting director Frank Arnesen after they revealed Chelsea made an approach to the Dane without their permission.

Arnesen says he wants to move to Chelsea, and Spurs have confirmed they are taking legal advice on the matter.

Spurs said on the club's website www.spurs.co.uk that the approach was made "in direct breach of FAPL rules.

"This approach was made both prior to requesting permission and without permission from the club."

The row over Arnesen comes only days after Chelsea were fined £300,000 and handed a suspended three-point deduction by Premier League officials for their role in an illegal meeting with Arsenal full-back Ashley Cole.

Arnesen arrived at Spurs at the start of last season and was instrumental in appointing Jacques Santini, then his successor Martin Jol.

He is also responsible for masterminding the club's transfer policy.

The Spurs statement added: "Notwithstanding that he is subject to contract and holds wide-ranging responsibilities and commitments to all parties at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, Frank has indicated that he wishes to move to Chelsea Football Club.

"Accordingly, the board of Tottenham Hotspur plc has suspended Frank Arnesen with immediate effect.

"The club is currently in discussions with its legal advisors and a further announcement will be made in due course."

The Premier League, however, are yet to receive a complaint from Spurs officials about the alleged approach to Arnesen.

"We have not received an official complaint," said Premier League spokesman Dan Johnson. "We await to see the action Tottenham wish to pursue."

Source: BBC Sport

Sure came out of nowhere...

Mudda could be right according to the latest odds:

Science is expected to become the first person to be evicted from the house on Friday, according to odds from DS:BB betting partner Best Betting.

The freestyler has odds of around 5/2 to get the boot, replacing former favourite Makosi, who is now a distant 8/1 chance.

Lesley is the second most likely for the chop on odds of 9/2, followed by Maxwell at 5/1.

Kemal remains the 5/1 favourite to win.

Source: DS:BB.

And apparently, Makosi won't be the unlucky housemate next week, it's going to change weekly because otherwise Makosi would likely get an unfair advantage due to her being bullied by BB.

Peter Serafinowicz, the legend behind Look Around You and Hardware, was the voice of Darth Maul in TPM. Courtesy of Have I Got News For You.

You know who'd make a great BB voice?

Norman Lovett.

1. Roberto

2. Maxwell

3. Saskia

4. Craig

5. Sam

6. Derek

7. Lesley

8. Science

9. Vanessa

10. Mary

11. Kemal

12. Mosaki

13. Anthony

I just realised, didn't they already have a Saskia? What's with the gay names appearing so often in BB?

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Not been a Saskia before to my knowledge.

And to complete the human freak show, they have this muppet.

Hey, she has a butter face.

Did Channel 4 just go and raid a local asylum or something?

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.

All I wanted was one hot blonde chick.

This is a joke, right?

Bring back the hottest woman in Big Brother history, Shell. She was awesome.

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vs.

Close call.

And here's our first evictee!

Roberto seems cool. He speaks better English than most of them.

HE'S BEING BOOED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hope he falls down the stairs.

And Anthony takes over Stuart's role as "house fucktard".